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Dumb People Town

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It’s as much an exploration as it is a celebration of dumb people doing dumb things (often in Florida). Incredible improvisor and character comedian, Daniel Van Kirk rustles up the stories and riffs on their details with the Sklar Brothers and a hilarious well known or up and coming comedy guest. Plus celebrity phone calls from Mark Wahlberg, Christoph Waltz, Jesse Ventura, Nick Cage and more round out the show. The Criminal Mischief comes fast and furious in Dumb People Town.

It’s as much an exploration as it is a celebration of dumb people doing dumb things (often in Florida). Incredible improvisor and character comedian, Daniel Van Kirk rustles up the stories and riffs on their details with the Sklar Brothers and a hilarious well known or up and coming comedy guest. Plus celebrity phone calls from Mark Wahlberg, Christoph Waltz, Jesse Ventura, Nick Cage and more round out the show. The Criminal Mischief comes fast and furious in Dumb People Town.
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It’s as much an exploration as it is a celebration of dumb people doing dumb things (often in Florida). Incredible improvisor and character comedian, Daniel Van Kirk rustles up the stories and riffs on their details with the Sklar Brothers and a hilarious well known or up and coming comedy guest. Plus celebrity phone calls from Mark Wahlberg, Christoph Waltz, Jesse Ventura, Nick Cage and more round out the show. The Criminal Mischief comes fast and furious in Dumb People Town.

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English


Episodes

76: Brian Moses - Live From Oklahoma!

6/19/2018
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This week, Brian Moses (Roast Battle) joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Oklahoma for a live Dumb People Town! In Story #1, a woman is cited for causing urine to explode in a 7-11 microwave. In Story #2, a school superintendent is charged with repeatedly pooping on the athletic field. And finally, an assortment of dumb stories from the townies!

Duration:01:17:57

75: Minisode: Johnny Pemberton - Glove Your Junk

6/15/2018
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The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by comedian Johnny Pemberton (Action Point, Live to Tape) for a DPT minisode! In this week’s story, a man is arrested for walking naked through his neighborhood.

Duration:00:26:03

74: Jessica St. Clair & Lennon Parham - Cumspringa

6/12/2018
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This week, Jessica St. Clair & Lennon Parham (WOMP It Up!) join the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town! In Story #1, a drunk driving suspect mixes Xanax and booze in an attempt to live their life like Jesus. In Story #2, a graduate's cake falls victim to censorship. In Story #3, a man refuses to be robbed at gunpoint.

Duration:01:01:04

20: Minisode: John Roy - Eight Stone of Poo

6/8/2018
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The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by comedian John Roy () for a DPT minisode! In this week’s story, an angry man stores up his own feces before shoving it through a friend's letter box through a hose.

Duration:00:25:11

73: A Clive and Kickin'

6/5/2018
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This week, Tig Notaro (Happy to Be Here) joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town! In Story #1, a man finds live WWI artillery shell in his neighbor's trash. In Story #2, a retired math teacher drives up and down the neighborhood masturbating out of his van to donate sperm. In Story #3, officers receive a call from a man who is being followed by a pig.

Duration:01:11:30

19: Minisode: Emma Arnold - Rename the Boy

6/1/2018
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The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by comedian Emma Arnold (Yes Please) for a DPT minisode! In this week’s story, a parent misspells their child's name on a tattoo.

Duration:00:26:56

72: Flula Borg - Fingers Out, Trying To Do Something

5/29/2018
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This week, Flula Borg joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town! In Story #1, a local doctor is found passed out with a hand around his penis. In Story #2, a man gets attacked by a shark, bear, and rattlesnake. In Story #3, a burglar disguises himself in a plastic wrapper to rob a GameStop.

Duration:01:04:40

18: Minisode: David Huntsberger - You Don't Mow My Grass

5/25/2018
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The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by David Huntsberger (The Space Cave) for a DPT minisode! In this week’s story, a man is arrested for drunk driving a lawn mower.

Duration:00:25:59

72: Dave Pasquesi - LIVE from Chicago!

5/22/2018
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This week, Dave Pasquesi (Veep) joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Chicago for a live Dumb People Town! In Story #1, a man steals cars to impress his son. In Story #2, a community bans together against organized sex parties happening at a house in the neighborhood. And finally, an assortment of dumb stories from the townies!

Duration:01:18:32

71: Minisode: Sara Benincasa - Failing Up Since The Beginning of Time

5/18/2018
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The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by Sara Benincasa (Real Artists Have Days Jobs) for a DPT minisode! In this week’s story, the police think they may have found the world's dumbest criminal.

Duration:00:27:32

70: How High is Too Far?

5/15/2018
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This week, Gareth Reynolds (The Dollop) joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town! In Story #1, a drunk tourist has a rough night after he gets lost on his way back to his hotel and finds himself climbing the Italian Alps. In Story #2, an adventurous (and mischievous) 12-year-old boy steals his mom's credit card and books an escape to Bali for 4 days. In Story #3, a nightmare becomes a reality when a woman wakes up with a cockroach in her ear.

Duration:01:04:34

Karen Kilgariff - Sword Stores

4/10/2018
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This week, Karen Kilgariff (My Favorite Murder) joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town! In Story #1, a samurai sword-wielding girlfriend seeks revenge against her "E-thlete" boyfriend. Story #2 features a Bigfoot Truther who is suing the state of California. In Story #3, a Wisconsin women's restroom is plagued by a serial toilet clogger.

Duration:01:18:24

Minisode: Julian McCullough - There's No Crying Over Spilled Milk

4/6/2018
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The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by comedian Julian McCullough (Soft Spot podcast) for a DPT minisode! In this week’s story, two men get into a heated fight over a glass of milk.

Duration:00:28:00

Kevin Pollak - Hold On Loosely

4/3/2018
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This week, Kevin Pollak (The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel) joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town! In Story #1, freebie train sex is caught on camera. In Story #2, a man sets his neighbor's car on fire in retaliation for the theft of his lawn mower. In Story #3, a Batman wannabe finally decides to eat something besides Chipotle, and a voicemail from Peter Falk wraps up the show!

Duration:01:08:10

Minisode: Kara Klenk - Eat My Way Through This Mistake

3/30/2018
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The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by comedian Kara Klenk (If You Build It show at UCB) for a DPT minisode! In this week’s story, a woman mistakes a jail security booth for a fast food drive-thru.

Duration:00:27:36

Seth Green - There Will Be Sauce

3/27/2018
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This week, Seth Green (Robot Chicken) joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town! In Story #1, a naked man on an ATV leads the authorities on a chase. Story #2 features a man who tries to get out of a DUI by offering the cop weed. In Story #3, a man steals a pot of meatballs. Finally, a voicemail from Kris Kristofferson wraps up the show.

Duration:01:16:13

Minisode: Amy Miller - Naturally Frosted Tips

3/23/2018
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The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by comedian Amy Miller (Who's Your God? podcast) for a DPT minisode! In this week’s story, a man's obituary paints a riveting picture.

Duration:00:29:51

Brad Meltzer - Soft Corn Porn

3/20/2018
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This week, author Brad Meltzer joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town! In Story #1, customers are surprised by porn at Burger King. Then, the guys talk about Brad's new book, The Escape Artist, before getting into Story #2, in which an electric napkin dispenser is stolen. In Story #3, a boy pees all over the buttons in an elevator. Finally, a voicemail from Nic Cage wraps up the show.

Duration:01:07:15

Minisode: Hampton Yount pt. 3 - Drunk on Chipotle Margs

3/16/2018
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The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined again by comedian Hampton Yount (Suicide Buddies podcast, MST3K) for another DPT minisode! In this week’s story, an argument between a man and a woman result in the loss of a gold tooth. Plus, Steven Seagal calls in!

Duration:00:25:07

Corinne Fisher & Krystyna Hutchinson - A Toddler in an Adult Sleeping Bag

3/13/2018
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This week, Corinne Fisher & Krystyna Hutchinson (Guys We Fucked) join the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in a live episode of Dumb People Town! In Story #1, two men fight for the title of World's Biggest Penis. In Story #2, a man is found drunk and naked lying inside a pipe organ. In Story #3, brothers celebrate a lottery win by blowing up a house. Then, the townies in the audience share some stories, including a woman who intentionally pees on a police officer, a 10-year-old child who steals...

Duration:01:44:26