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In a world full of fake news, fap-traps, and Kardashian's, two men set out to do what only five million others dare to. Every Thursday, hosts Bryon and Adam upload an hour of raucous laughter, poignant conversation, and unabashed jocularity. Take their pillowy soft hands as they guide you on a journey so fun filled and fancy-free that you're likely to pass a gum drop as if it were a kidney stone. Note: Also available for live appearances. Make a splash at your next Bat Mitzvah! Inquire at ehappodcast@gmail.com

In a world full of fake news, fap-traps, and Kardashian's, two men set out to do what only five million others dare to. Every Thursday, hosts Bryon and Adam upload an hour of raucous laughter, poignant conversation, and unabashed jocularity. Take their pillowy soft hands as they guide you on a journey so fun filled and fancy-free that you're likely to pass a gum drop as if it were a kidney stone. Note: Also available for live appearances. Make a splash at your next Bat Mitzvah! Inquire at ehappodcast@gmail.com
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Location:

Airdrie, AB

Description:

In a world full of fake news, fap-traps, and Kardashian's, two men set out to do what only five million others dare to. Every Thursday, hosts Bryon and Adam upload an hour of raucous laughter, poignant conversation, and unabashed jocularity. Take their pillowy soft hands as they guide you on a journey so fun filled and fancy-free that you're likely to pass a gum drop as if it were a kidney stone. Note: Also available for live appearances. Make a splash at your next Bat Mitzvah! Inquire at ehappodcast@gmail.com

Twitter:

@EHAPpodcast

Language:

English

Contact:

4034370055


Episodes

Boo.

10/18/2018
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I was imaging a world where a bunch of coffee tables ran shit and used people as furniture. Then I thought what about a coffee table stubbing its toe on a person and yelling “fuck”. If you want to stay connected with Adam and Bryon you can like our Facebook page www.facebook.com/ehappodcast. If you want to engage with us on Facebook, feel free to join our Facebook group www.facebook.com/groups/ehappodcast. You can also follow us on Twitter and Instagram @ehappodcast. Feel free to checkout...

Duration:01:14:47

Cake and Jesus

10/11/2018
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I gotta be honest, these episode descriptions are just wearing me down. You’ve made it this far, obviously you’re listening to the fucking thing, and if this description is changing your mind, well, gee, I’d love to have your free time. Seriously, who’s THAT discerning? You wanna know what happens this week? Here, I’ll tell you. It all kicks off when Bryon announces that he has a bladder infection. Adam doesn’t believe him, so obvs..he’s drinking Bryon’s piss just to make sure. Turns out...

Duration:01:23:00

FGTC

10/4/2018
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Well you thought you knew all of their tricks, but turns out you dodn’t know jack squat—boys are back; dicks are out; vibe is sublime. Adam dishes on his recent haunt of the iconic LA. He’s become a local to the so-called SO-CAL life, and his SOCIAL LIFE is on fire with a Low-Cal diet that he invented where you can only eat root vegetables and Kombucha popsicles. People are looking at Adam like he’s the lead horse in a fuck parade, but this dick ain’t for sale you thirsty ass Insta-models!...

Duration:01:09:32

Confessions

9/28/2018
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This week Adam has Bryon and his friend Brock on via Skype. The swinging dicks discuss the treatment of veterans, hierarchies of care, and then Bryon just drops a bombshell on the entire show! PREORDER “THE STORY BEHIND BOOK” ON AMAZON at www.ehappodcast.com/emily It makes a great gift for the holiday season! If you want to stay connected with Adam and Bryon you can like our Facebook page www.facebook.com/ehappodcast. If you want to engage with us on Facebook, feel free to join our...

Duration:01:17:21

Lybrrie Boowekes

9/20/2018
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This week Adam and Chris do a podcast together. Adam talks about growing up wearing faggy jackets, and Chris talks about his puffy buffalo head and old people glasses. The two share a pretty close and intimate time together, much like an asexual gay couple if that makes sense. PREORDER “THE STORY BEHIND BOOK” ON AMAZON at www.ehappodcast.com/emily It makes a great gift for the holiday season! If you want to stay connected with Adam and Bryon you can like our Facebook page...

Duration:01:19:57

Random Forest Buns

9/13/2018
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This week on the show Adam and Bryon are joined by Chris, and not as a guest, Chris literally joins Adam and Bryon in holy matrimony. PREORDER “THE STORY BEHIND BOOK” ON AMAZON at www.ehappodcast.com/emily It makes a great gift for the holiday season! If you want to stay connected with Adam and Bryon you can like our Facebook page www.facebook.com/ehappodcast. If you want to engage with us on Facebook, feel free to join our Facebook group www.facebook.com/groups/ehappodcast. You can also...

Duration:00:56:41

Nazi Privilege

9/6/2018
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This week the guys rub their privates together and kiss long and deep. Find out which one of them cummed, in next weeks description. PREORDER “THE STORY BEHIND BOOK” ON AMAZON at www.ehappodcast.com/emily It makes a great gift for the holiday season! If you want to stay connected with Adam and Bryon you can like our Facebook page www.facebook.com/ehappodcast. If you want to engage with us on Facebook, feel free to join our Facebook group www.facebook.com/groups/ehappodcast. You can also...

Duration:00:55:35

The old school episode

8/29/2018
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This week on the show Chris, Adam and Bryon kill a guy with hammers and discuss how they plan on getting rid of the body. PREORDER “THE STORY BEHIND BOOK” ON AMAZON at www.ehappodcast.com/emily It makes a great gift for the holiday season! If you want to stay connected with Adam and Bryon you can like our Facebook page www.facebook.com/ehappodcast. If you want to engage with us on Facebook, feel free to join our Facebook group www.facebook.com/groups/ehappodcast. You can also follow us on...

Duration:00:56:57

Juice from a Potato

8/22/2018
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This week on the show Adam debuts his first single “Water” off of his upcoming album “Black Sunrise”. Water was a culmination of Adam’s experiences throughout his life. The song is a metaphor about finding that which cleanses the body and the soul. It dissects the paradoxical nature of deriving happiness from both the light and the dark, while remaining staid in an understanding that diametrically opposing emotions are not meant to tear you apart, but instead, are there to stretch you to new...

Duration:01:05:13

We have a Keeble

8/16/2018
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This week Adam and Bryon prove that two guys can swear for 30 minutes straight on either side of a song about the weeks happenings, almost daring you to never listen to our stupid diarrhea-dog-dinks-flapping-mouths ever again. If you want to stay connected with Adam and Bryon you can like our Facebook page www.facebook.com/ehappodcast. If you want to engage with us on Facebook, feel free to join our Facebook group www.facebook.com/groups/ehappodcast. You can also follow us on Twitter and...

Duration:01:24:44

Marathover: A Tale of Young Feet

8/9/2018
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This description aims to summarize this weeks episode perfectly, but fails in execution. If you want to stay connected with Adam and Bryon you can like our Facebook page www.facebook.com/ehappodcast. If you want to engage with us on Facebook, feel free to join our Facebook group www.facebook.com/groups/ehappodcast. You can also follow us on Twitter and Instagram @ehappodcast. Feel free to checkout our website www.ehappodcast.com seeing as how you’re becoming mildly obsessed with us. You...

Duration:00:51:31

Two Eye Pete, Petunia, Lulu Lemon…

8/2/2018
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This week on the show Bryon and Adam come to the realization that you’ve seen my hands our steady you've seen our face before. Soon you can take your last look, and they'll close the door. We stand accused before you. We have no tears to cry, and you will never break us, till the day we die. A criminal mind is all we’ve ever known. They tried to reform us. But we’re made of cold stone. A criminal mind is all we’ve ever had. Ask one who's known us if we’re really so bad... If you want to...

Duration:01:20:46

3 Cocks and a Pot III

7/19/2018
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There are many reasons that I enjoy podcasting. The freedom to do whatever I want in what I would deem as my own creative space is one of them. In many ways the kitchen has also become a creative space for me. Cooking is something I truly enjoy, and the track is seemingly endless for indefinite and ongoing improvement. Cooking can be challenging. It can be fun. It can be frustrating, and even meditative at times. It’s also a passion that could not survive in a vacuum, which is why I enjoy...

Duration:02:28:51

Litmus Test For Death

7/12/2018
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This week on the show Adam thinks back about Missy Elliot and Chris Bridges (aka Ludacris) and about how if neither of them were famous (at the time) they’d probably be a real world couple. They were both decent looking and would probably live somewhere in Louisiana, raising a couple kids. Chris would probably drive tow truck, and Missy would manage a bait and tackle shop. None of this is in the actual episode, but just know that Adam was thinking about it the entire time he was talking...

Duration:01:08:13

Wishing for Dan Gregory

6/28/2018
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What’s better than hearing two pals with pepperoni nipples sit down to talk about a guy pulling his pud on an airplane? Well, I can think of one thing. Imagine having a chance encounter with someone who did you dirty back in the day. Imagine your brain scrambling to place that familiar face as your stomach fills with a sick feeling when you slowly realize who they are, and remember how they did you. This sick feeling is quickly relieved by the giddy realization that shit ain’t exactly...

Duration:00:49:40

Baby Funiture Shoes

6/21/2018
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This week Adam, Bryon, and Chris come into the show with their genitals flaccid, droopy, and unseemly. If you were to judge the state of their health based solely off of the appearance of their genitals, you could easily assume that all three of them have the flu (or some similar virus). Their ball bags are all very heavy, and have easily doubled in size, hanging much lower (and looser) than usual. Everything is just hot and stuck together. In the second half of the show, the guys come back...

Duration:01:03:15

3 Best Friends Sharing Company

6/13/2018
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This week on the show Adam and Bryon are joined by long time pal, Chris. When you get these three rapscallions together in one room, its a ‘just add water’ recipe for calamity and slipshod banter! If you’re looking for a trio to listen to who have tact and couth, you may want to give these guys a wide birth. Fair warning. To simply put it, these three aren’t afraid to ‘go there’. So if you have the aforementioned sensitivities, I’d recommend keeping a ten-foot-pole’s distance between...

Duration:01:03:08

Black Hitler

6/7/2018
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This week on the show the two swinging dicks you’re used to, talk about simulation theory, HQties, and pregnant cat livestreams. After the break the fat cocked hosts talk about dealing with human remains and what happens after you fucking die. We hope you’ve enjoyed the show! Everyone Has A Podcast is an independent comedy podcast based out of Alberta, Canada. The show is hosted by Adam and Bryon. Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Google Play, Stitcher, or Laughable so you never miss a show! If...

Duration:01:04:57

Elephants Making Wine

5/31/2018
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This week Bryon is back to explain his absence. He and Adam discuss being injured, and talk about people being upset. In the second half of the show they discuss an ornery elephant and money moves. We hope you’ve enjoyed the show! Everyone Has A Podcast is an independent comedy podcast based out of Alberta, Canada. The show is hosted by Adam and Bryon. Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Google Play, Stitcher, or Laughable so you never miss a show! If you want to stay connected with Adam and...

Duration:01:09:20

This episode is whatever...

5/25/2018
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This week Adam is pretty sure that Bryon is dead. Rather than tracking Bryon down, Adam does the podcast solo, in hopes that Bryon’s big body will turn up, preferably alive. Adam talks about a bunff of stumpf. Skrrrrt, brap, pop, popple, woppa, woop, yeet, yeet, YEET, YEET! Brrdddd. I’m a brrrrrrrrd! Hahaha. Fuck this description. Seriously! I’ve given up caring about it, or anything. I’m just starting to phone all of this in… Let’s really be honest here. I want to just quit this life (not...

Duration:00:59:23