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TV Series: Episode 11

10/22/2018
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Join us as we talk about how much this show blows for the next hour or whatever. They traded Cassie for Rachel despite this storyline being clearly more suited for Rachel. Blah blah blah, here’s “The Reaction” on Nickelodeon. Check out our Podcast Page on the Collective Legacy Podcast Network site: www.collectivelegacy.org/fanimorphs You can find our Patreon page at www.patreon.com/dorkbajir Twitter: www.twitter.com/dorkbajir Tumblr: https://dorkbajirchronicles.tumblr.com/ Facebook:...

Duration:00:43:57

TV Series: Episode 9 and 10

10/15/2018
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We’re back for more punishment as The Dork-Bajir Chronicles (and Jarred) take on more of the godawful mistake that was the Animorphs TV Series. This week we discuss episodes 9 and 10, titled The Capture Part 1 and Part 2, the one where Jake gets a Yeerk in his head! You can find more of Jarred’s stuff at www.collectivelegacy.org/2nerdsinabasement or on instagram at @vanillajayy. Check out our Podcast Page on the Collective Legacy Podcast Network site:...

Duration:01:05:09

Live from the Gardens: The Next Passage

10/8/2018
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Well, at least these books are good for SOMEthing! We talk about a bunch of the morphs from Alternamorphs: The Next Passage on this episode of Live from the Gardens! We cover everything from komodo dragons to the mythical Howlers! Splice in a healthy dose of puns and a dash of us interrupting each other as usual and you get the perfect episode of Fanimorphs! Check out our Podcast Page on the Collective Legacy Podcast Network site: www.collectivelegacy.org/fanimorphs You can find our...

Duration:00:37:01

Alternamorphs #2: The Next Passage

10/1/2018
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Oh no. OH NO. Another one?? That’s right: it’s time for another Choose Your Own Adventure escapade as The Dork-Bajir Chronicles reads Alternamorphs #2: The Next Passage! This is the one where you play as David but in an alternate timeline through some questionable Ellimist interference. Don’t worry though! It makes just as little sense as the first Alternamorphs, only with characters your recognize this time! Check out our Podcast Page on the Collective Legacy Podcast Network site:...

Duration:00:42:37

Live from the Gardens: The Attack

9/24/2018
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This episode we’re talking tigers and peregrine falcons, two of the morphs from Animorphs #26: The Attack! What is the “Day of the Tiger”? Do falcons have teeth? What is a group of tigers called? Find out this week on Live from the Gardens! Hypothetical Question of the Week: Which animal would be the better star of a teen coming-of-age movie? Check out our Podcast Page on the Collective Legacy Podcast Network site: www.collectivelegacy.org/fanimorphs You can find our Patreon page at...

Duration:00:38:25

Animorphs #26: The Attack

9/17/2018
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Get ready for lava monsters with cool guns and weird accordion aliens as we discuss Animorphs #26: The Attack, the one where they’re whisked away to another planet and we learn all about Crayak. We’re joined by Ellimist-tier patron Andrew on this episode of The Dork-Bajir Chronicles! Andrew has been enjoying the fruits of this donations for a while now, one of which is that he is granted a guest spot on an episode of our show! Everyone give Andrew a round of applause for being...

Duration:01:00:47

Live from the Gardens: The Extreme

9/10/2018
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Get ready for some real prey and predator trivia as we discuss the ringed seal and the polar bear, the two morphs acquired in Animorphs #25: The Extreme! Ever wanted to know where a seal gives birth? What about male friendships between polar bears? Tune in to find out! Hypothetical Question of the Week: Which would you rather have as a pet: a seal-sized polar bear or a bear-sized seal? Check out our Podcast Page on the Collective Legacy Podcast Network site:...

Duration:00:42:05

Animorphs #25: The Extreme

9/3/2018
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Come cool off with The Dork-Bajir Chronicles this week as we talk Animorphs #25: The Extreme, the chilling tale of ice monsters, polar bears, and Marco’s subzero dating life! Learn about how Brayden doesn’t know how to be sad, what Visser Three’s bedroom looks like, and cool names for a boy band consisting of the mysterious Five. Also, we recap the plot and whatever! Check out our Podcast Page on the Collective Legacy Podcast Network site: www.collectivelegacy.org/fanimorphs You can find...

Duration:01:00:45

Live from the Gardens: The Suspicion

8/27/2018
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We talk anteaters on this episode of Live from the Gardens about the morphs from Animorphs #24: The Suspicion! Are all anteaters female? Why do insects stick to an anteater’s tongue? What is so special about the anteater’s stomach acid? As usual, tune in to find out the juicy answers and maybe, who knows, have a few chuckles along the way. Hypothetical Question of the Week: Would you rather have the ridiculously long tongue of the anteater or would you rather have their claws and...

Duration:00:34:25

Animorphs #24: The Suspicion

8/20/2018
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We’re back for another Cassie book! This time, the Fanimorphs talk about Animorphs #24: The Suspicion, the one where the tiny but mighty Helmacrons try to steal the morphing cube. We talk some hard science this episode: quantum foam, tiny physics, creationism, the South Park video game, Harry Potter...well, I guess maybe not ALL super scientific but you know what I mean. Check out our Podcast Page on the Collective Legacy Network site: www.collectivelegacy.org/fanimorphs Twitter:...

Duration:00:55:10

The Andalite Chronicles: Part 3

8/13/2018
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The big finale of The Andalite Chronicles comes crashing down on Mikael, Tessa, and Brayden as they are showered in sci fi craziness! Join us as we talk time paradoxes in our discussion of The Andalite Chronicles: An Alien Dies, part 3 of Elfangor’s origin story! This book has essentially the coolest sci fi premises out of anything in the whole series so buckle up for our discussion of space- versus time-warping, more talk of Taxxon biology, and that crazy ass scene in the TIme Matrix...

Duration:00:47:42

The Andalite Chronicles: Part 2

8/6/2018
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We’re back for the meaty middle section of The Andalite Chronicles: Alloran’s Choice. We walk you through the Taxxon homeworld and Elfangor’s movements through it. If you like lengthy discussions about the ethics and logistics of war tactics, this episode is for you. Also, if you like discussing the biology (and even psychology) of fictional alien species, this is DEFINITELY for you.

Duration:00:46:44

The Andalite Chronicles: Part 1

7/30/2018
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The story of Elfangor! Finally! We talk about part one of The Andalite Chronicles this week and get deep into the story of the purple alien that started it all. We discuss the logic of Andalite life (including Andalite plastic, Andalite formal wear, and weak Andalite bodies), what meat does to your brain, and whether or not Loren and Elfangor deserve to be together. Tune in for the first of this three part series on the origin of the biggest hero in Animorphs lore!

Duration:01:04:24

Live from the Gardens: The Pretender

7/23/2018
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We talk rabbits, rabbits, and more rabbits this week on Live from the Gardens! As the only new morph from Animorphs #23: The Pretender, rabbits are the star of the show this time around. How many rabbit babies can two rabbits make in seven years? What’s up with the two different poo types that rabbits lay? What would happen if you only ate rabbit meat for your protein? Find out the answer to this and more by tuning in! Hypothetical Question of the Week: If you could have one human job but...

Duration:00:41:29

Animorphs #23: The Pretender

7/16/2018
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This week on The Dork-Bajir Chronicles we tackle another magnificent Tobias book, this time with a sneaky reveal at the end! We talk bird boy and existential crisis in our discussion of Animorphs #23: The Pretender. Strap in for a super long look at Animorph relationships in our OTP Alert this week as well as Mikael being stuck up about THE BIG REVEAL! Did you forget what gets revealed this book about Tobias’ past? TUNE IN TO FIND OUT YOU HUNGRY FANS.

Duration:00:44:08

Live from the Gardens: The Solution

7/9/2018
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The very last episode about the David trilogy! We talk rats and orcas in this bittersweet farewell to the most evil villain the gang has ever faced. Join us for tons of trivia and dope animals facts on this week’s episode of Live from the Gardens about the morphs from Animorphs #22: The Solution! What does “degloving” a rat mean? Why are orcas so badass? What do these animals do when they’re making love? Classic questions like this are all revealed within! Hypothetical Question of the...

Duration:00:46:11

Animorphs #22: The Solution

7/2/2018
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Finally! The David Trilogy comes to a close and so does our discussion of his tragic end! We discuss Animorphs #22: The Solution on this week’s episode of The Dork-Bajir Chronicles! We pitch a few more alternative solutions to the David problem, argue about how far thought-speak should go, and just generally upset Tessa as the boys take a big dump on Cassie, yet again. Join us for the exciting conclusion of possibly the darkest time in Animorphs story arcs!

Duration:01:03:30

Live from the Gardens: The Threat

6/25/2018
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We talk dragonflies and fleas on this episode of Live from the Gardens about the morphs Animorphs #21: The Threat! Join us for talk of flea leaping, the artistry of a dragonfly, and the secret fourth host of the show: Darby, the middle ground modesty-centered host.Also, the hosts discover the wonder that is flea circuses and how dragonfly babies, on closer inspection, are actually really messed up!

Duration:00:38:42

Animorphs #21: The Threat

6/18/2018
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We’re back for the second book in the David Trilogy: Animorphs #21: The Threat. Oooh, ominous name. Join Mikael, Tessa, and Brayden for another deep dive into perhaps the most famous story arc in the entire series! We talk the difference between killing humans versus animals, how elaborate can a hologram trick ACTUALLY be, and listen as Brayden slowly excuses more and more of David’s behaviour. We also go over our theories of what the Animorphs could have done other offer David membership...

Duration:00:45:06

Live from the Gardens: The Discovery

6/11/2018
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This week on Live from the Gardens, we call in our snake expert to walk us through some crazy snake trivia! Listen in as Brayden and Mikael try to understand these mysterious reptiles and try to forget how horrible it is that David kept a cobra in a cardboard box under his bed (see last week’s episode if that statement made no sense to you). If you think you’ll be offended by hearing about how they make snake skin or the existence of snakes with legs, don’t listen to this...

Duration:00:59:25