The Girls Want to Take a Luxurious Bath
The girls have a guest this week! Mallory wasn't around, so the lovely Rachel filled in for her. Without Mallory around, Amy and Steph had to fill her shoes and take over the Tyra gushing. There's also a quick round of Who Wore It Best: Shannon Or Prince Edition, plenty of talk about how to be rich in Paris, and how mayonnaise is only a condiment for the most wealthy. There's a desperate need for Missy Elliott to start making horror movies, and the Dark Side now includes diamonds and nudity....
The Girl Who Wants Cake
We're so proud of Mallory! Before the girls recorded this episode, she lost her notes and had to do the whole thing from memory, and she aced it. Despite this setback, the girls get to talk all about how completely awful French Blurry-Face Man is, aging with Harry Potter's reading level, how to properly jump a turnstile, not knowing the difference between Paris and Venice, and most importantly, wanting cake. Links: facebook.com/fierceantt twitter.com/fierceantt instagram.com/fierceantt
The Girls Who Write a Musical
Step aside, Andrew Lloyd Webber, because the girls have not only written some great songs for the Mean Girls musical, but they've come up with a brand new musical that will make even the most devoted theater-lovers want to give up on Broadway forever. On a more positive note, they once again discuss Blurry-Face Man, only this time they dive into his career and romantic life and they declare that having the same first name means you're from the same family. The girls have an in-depth...
The Girls Turn to a Life of Crime
If you're a cop, please don't let this be the first episode you listen to. The girls reveal a lot of hypothetical criminal activity. Theft, arson, voter fraud, nothing is off-limits. In fact, there was even some talk about keeping people trapped in a doorless room. Don't worry, there is also plenty of exciting talk about legal things, as well. We gush about our heroes: Tyra Banks, Taylor Swift, and Blurry-Face Man. There's plenty of talk about twerking by both girls and squirrels, we discuss...
The Girl Who Wants to Be P. Diddy's Mom
Mallory's getting a new dog with a very special name, Adrianne Curry has a snake with an even better name. Meanwhile, Janice Dickinson is jumping off rooftops, Amy is ruining family dinners, and Steph learns all about how to avoid hypothermia at a photo-shoot. And all of this happens while we're wearing t-shirts that say just how much we don't care about people who can't make it to the Makeover Episode. It's Cycle 1, Episode 3, and things are getting real!
The Girls Who Can't Sing
The girls dive deep into the second episode and find out just how many times someone can sound like they're making a murder video diary. Mallory reveals what she wants on her tombstone, and Steph tells us all about how to be a fashion ho. Learn all about creating a bandana fashion empire, living the Deal or No Deal Dream, how to smoke with shade, and discover the timeless Legacy of The Pretzel
The Girls Who Want a Bikini Wax
Amy, Steph, and Mallory have gone all the way back to the very first episode of America's Next Top Model and they're here to tell you all about it. Hot topics include Blurry Face Man, pencil-thin eyebrows, freezing cold rooftops, Carrot-Top photographers, cow-tipping, forgotten sisters, being late on your first day, murder stares, $5 bikini waxes, and an endless love for Tyra Banks. There is no level of shade that these girls will not reach. We do apologize for the audio quality in this...