Fights of the Round Table

Hailing from Southwest Florida our brave, some would say moronic, crew have come together to share what we learned having survived Hurricane Ian last year. We figured that having joined our collective thoughts to form one brain we could share with you, our dozens of listeners, the best advice we could give you to surviving the next hurricane. Having faced the tragedy of this hurricane personally, our hearts go out to all of those still hurting, and we desire earnestly to bring some levity to those listening. Enjoy what we consider the Best Hurricane Tips, remember to download and share with your friends, regardless of weather (get it??) you listen or not. https://twitter.com/fightsotrt https://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtable Space Pastor/Co-host: Matt Swearingen Salty Guy/Co-host: Josh Hurth Soon-to-be-replaced/Co-host: John Dobson Beard god/Co-host: John Avera Semi-legal alien/Co-host: Edson Bezerra Music: Jami Bezerra https://twitter.com/fightsotrt https://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtable Space Pastor/Co-host: Matt Swearingen Salty Guy/Co-host: Josh Hurth Soon-to-be-replaced/Co-host: John Dobson Beard god/Co-host: John Avera Semi-legal alien/Co-host: Edson Bezerra Music: Jami Bezerra

We'd say welcome to season three of FotRT but where have we been? What have we been doing? Some have asked (literally dozens of people), why haven't we released any new episodes? Had we been abducted by aliens (not Edson's kind of aliens)? Were they murdered by mob? Were we lost in the Denver Airport? There have been numerous theories floating about, some would say conspiracy theories. But all that really matters is that we are back and ready to debate the next great question. "What is the most believable conspiracy theory?" Buckle in kids because this season is going to be packed with tons of great episodes (when we record them). As usual download often, listen less frequently, but most importantly rate us highly regardless. https://twitter.com/fightsotrt https://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtable Space Pastor/Co-host: Matt Swearingen Salty Guy/Co-host: Josh Hurth Soon-to-be-replaced/Co-host: John Dobson Beard god/Co-host: John Avera Semi-legal alien/Co-host: Edson Bezerra Music: Jami Bezerra

Welcome to another belated episode of five morons arguing over whom we believe is the Best Bald Guy. Join us as we use little to no logic to make our arguments. We will easily be sidetracked and derailed in this episode, but what else is new? This hair-raising episode will stimulate your follicles until you are dying to pull them out yourself. Enough of the puns; listen and grow grey with us. Or don't it doesn't hurt our feelings either way. Just make sure you download and give us a five star rating. I'm not sure it changes anything, but it is a nice thing to do... https://twitter.com/fightsotrt https://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtable Salty Guy/Co-host: Josh Hurth Awkward Substitute/Parttime Co-host: Joel Martin Beard god/Co-host: John Avera Soon-to-be-replaced/Co-host: John Dobson Semi-legal alien/Co-host: Edson Bezerra Special Music Thanks to Jami Bezerra https://twitter.com/fightsotrt https://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtable Space Pastor/Co-host: Matt Swearingen Salty Guy/Co-host: Josh Hurth Soon-to-be-replaced/Co-host: John Dobson Beard god/Co-host: John Avera Semi-legal alien/Co-host: Edson Bezerra Music: Jami Bezerra

This week we have the delicious conclusion to the great fast food debate. As always, download, subscribe and give us five stars (don't worry about listening). https://twitter.com/fightsotrt https://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtable Space Pastor/Co-host: Matt Swearingen Salty Guy/Co-host: Josh Hurth Soon-to-be-replaced/Co-host: John Dobson Beard god/Co-host: John Avera Fill-in Co-host: Bryan Fearn Music: Jami Bezerra https://twitter.com/fightsotrt https://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtable Space Pastor/Co-host: Matt Swearingen Salty Guy/Co-host: Josh Hurth Soon-to-be-replaced/Co-host: John Dobson Beard god/Co-host: John Avera Semi-legal alien/Co-host: Edson Bezerra Music: Jami Bezerra

This week our incredibly unhealthy panel discusses something near and dear to our hearts…quite literally thanks to the plaque buildup and blockages, I’m sure. Best Fast Food Restaurant. This is only part one because for some reason we decided to talk a lot this episode. Part 2 to follow fairly soon…ish. And you don’t have to thank us, it’s our pleasure. As always, download, subscribe and give us five stars (don't worry about listening). https://twitter.com/fightsotrt https://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtable Space Pastor/Co-host: Matt Swearingen Salty Guy/Co-host: Josh Hurth Soon-to-be-replaced/Co-host: John Dobson Beard god/Co-host: John Avera Fill-in Co-host: Bryan Fearn Music: Jami Bezerra https://twitter.com/fightsotrt https://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtable Space Pastor/Co-host: Matt Swearingen Salty Guy/Co-host: Josh Hurth Soon-to-be-replaced/Co-host: John Dobson Beard god/Co-host: John Avera Semi-legal alien/Co-host: Edson Bezerra Music: Jami Bezerra

Yabba-dabba-do not miss this episode! We discuss all things cartoon theme song as we debate which is the Best Cartoon Theme Song of all time. As always, download, subscribe and give us five stars (don't worry about listening). https://twitter.com/fightsotrt https://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtable Space Pastor/Co-host: Matt Swearingen Salty Guy/Co-host: Josh Hurth Soon-to-be-replaced/Co-host: John Dobson Beard god/Co-host: John Avera Semi-permanent Fill-in Co-host: Joel Martin Music: Jami Bezerra https://twitter.com/fightsotrt https://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtable Space Pastor/Co-host: Matt Swearingen Salty Guy/Co-host: Josh Hurth Soon-to-be-replaced/Co-host: John Dobson Beard god/Co-host: John Avera Semi-legal alien/Co-host: Edson Bezerra Music: Jami Bezerra

Here it is, the event you've all been waiting for. Fictional characters wielding fictional weapons in a fight to the death. Welcome to the Hunger Games! As always, download, subscribe and give us five stars (don't worry about listening). https://twitter.com/fightsotrt https://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtable Space Pastor/Co-host: Matt Swearingen Salty Guy/Co-host: Josh Hurth Soon-to-be-replaced/Co-host: John Dobson Beard god/Co-host: John Avera Semi-permanent Fill-in Co-host: Joel Martin Music: Jami Bezerra https://twitter.com/fightsotrt https://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtable Space Pastor/Co-host: Matt Swearingen Salty Guy/Co-host: Josh Hurth Soon-to-be-replaced/Co-host: John Dobson Beard god/Co-host: John Avera Semi-legal alien/Co-host: Edson Bezerra Music: Jami Bezerra

Well, we’ve reached peak narcissism. Join us for an “exciting” episode where we get very little done other than laugh at ourselves and vote on what we think is our best episode so far. We spend an awful lot of time thinking we’re hilarious and reminiscing about the good old days. As always, download, subscribe and give us five stars (don't worry about listening). https://twitter.com/fightsotrt https://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtable Space Pastor/Co-host: Matt Swearingen Salty Guy/Co-host: Josh Hurth Soon-to-be-replaced/Co-host: John Dobson Beard god/Co-host: John Avera Semi-legal alien/Co-host: Edson Bezerra Music: Jami Bezerra https://twitter.com/fightsotrt https://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtable Space Pastor/Co-host: Matt Swearingen Salty Guy/Co-host: Josh Hurth Soon-to-be-replaced/Co-host: John Dobson Beard god/Co-host: John Avera Semi-legal alien/Co-host: Edson Bezerra Music: Jami Bezerra

Welcome to the final episode of Season 2 of Fights of the Round Table! Thankfully this year wasn't worse than the last (it wasn't better either). Listen in as five naughty, but nice morons argue over who is the Best Christmas Character (with a twist). Follow along as we navigate crazy scenarios that pit holiday favorites against each other. Join in one last crazy sleigh ride of the year as we dash thru the snow and into the new season! As always, download, subscribe, and give us five stars (don't worry about listening). https://twitter.com/fightsotrt https://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtable Space Pastor/Co-host: Matt Swearingen Salty Guy/Co-host: Josh Hurth Awkward Substitute/Parttime Co-host: Joel Martin Beard god/Co-host: John Avera Semi-legal alien/Co-host: Edson Bezerra Special Music Thanks to Jami Bezerra Special congratulations to Matt and Abby's latest addition to their family! https://twitter.com/fightsotrt https://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtable Space Pastor/Co-host: Matt Swearingen Salty Guy/Co-host: Josh Hurth Soon-to-be-replaced/Co-host: John Dobson Beard god/Co-host: John Avera Semi-legal alien/Co-host: Edson Bezerra Music: Jami Bezerra

It’s been a while but welcome back, Fight fans! In this episode we are joined once again by our friend Joel Martin to discuss the Best Disney Animated Sidekick…and before you send in your hate mail, yes we missed Jiminy Cricket. Oh well, deal with it. Hope ya love this episode…or don’t, whatever. https://twitter.com/fightsotrt https://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtable Space Pastor/Co-host: Matt Swearingen Salty Guy/Co-host: Josh Hurth Awkward Substitute/Parttime Co-host: Joel Martin Beard god/Co-host: John Avera Semi-legal alien/Co-host: Edson Bezerra Special Music Thanks to Jami Bezerra https://twitter.com/fightsotrt https://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtable Space Pastor/Co-host: Matt Swearingen Salty Guy/Co-host: Josh Hurth Soon-to-be-replaced/Co-host: John Dobson Beard god/Co-host: John Avera Semi-legal alien/Co-host: Edson Bezerra Music: Jami Bezerra

Welcome to Season 2 of Fights of the Round Table! This year can't possibly be worse than the last. Listen in as five idiots argue over what we consider is the weirdest pumpkin spice flavored item. These are all genuine items that, for some strange reason, someone felt have a market. Being the supporters of capitalism, we thought it necessary to condemn a fad just in time for the fall season. So brew a cup of your favorite pumpkin spice hot apple cider, coffee, or tea. Curl up in a chair or enjoy your drive and listen along to our scintillating analysis. As always, download, subscribe and give us five stars (don't worry about listening). https://twitter.com/fightsotrt https://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtable Space Pastor/Co-host: Matt Swearingen Salty Guy/Co-host: Josh Hurth Awkward Substitute/Parttime Co-host: Joel Martin Beard god/Co-host: John Avera Semi-legal alien/Co-host: Edson Bezerra Special Music Thanks to Jami Bezerra Special congratulations to Matt and Abby's latest addition to their family! https://twitter.com/fightsotrt https://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtable Space Pastor/Co-host: Matt Swearingen Salty Guy/Co-host: Josh Hurth Soon-to-be-replaced/Co-host: John Dobson Beard god/Co-host: John Avera Semi-legal alien/Co-host: Edson Bezerra Music: Jami Bezerra

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Best MCU Fight Scene Welcome to Season 2 of Fights of the Round Table! This year can't possibly be worse than the last. Listen in as five semi-informed humans argue over the best MCU Fight Scene. Spanning the breadth of the Marvel Comic Universe, we will work to debunk each other's opinions. Be forewarned that spoilers are revealed during our discussion. If you haven't watched the entire MCU, first of all, what is wrong with you? But more importantly, disregard your own thoughts and merely conform to what we think. As always, download, subscribe and give us five stars (don't worry about listening). https://twitter.com/fightsotrt https://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtable Space Pastor/Co-host: Matt Swearingen Salty Guy/Co-host: Josh Hurth The-kid-who-replaced-Dobson/Co-host: Tyler Feikert Beard god/Co-host: John Avera Semi-legal alien/Co-host: Edson Bezerra Music: Jami Bezerra https://twitter.com/fightsotrt https://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtable Space Pastor/Co-host: Matt Swearingen Salty Guy/Co-host: Josh Hurth Soon-to-be-replaced/Co-host: John Dobson Beard god/Co-host: John Avera Semi-legal alien/Co-host: Edson Bezerra Music: Jami Bezerra

Best Form of Potato Welcome to Season 2 of Fights of the Round Table! This year can't possibly be worse than the last. Listen in as five semi-great humans argue over which form of potato is best. Understanding that this starch has so much potential is pivotal to the human race. Join us as we debate the potato from its raw state to its purest form; it's almost as though the other vegetables aren't even trying. As always, download, subscribe, and give us five stars (don't worry about listening). https://twitter.com/fightsotrt https://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtable Space Pastor/Co-host: Matt Swearingen Salty Guy/Co-host: Josh Hurth Soon-to-be-replaced/Co-host: John Dobson Beard god/Co-host: John Avera Semi-legal alien/Co-host: Edson Bezerra Music: Jami Bezerra https://twitter.com/fightsotrt https://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtable Space Pastor/Co-host: Matt Swearingen Salty Guy/Co-host: Josh Hurth Soon-to-be-replaced/Co-host: John Dobson Beard god/Co-host: John Avera Semi-legal alien/Co-host: Edson Bezerra Music: Jami Bezerra

Best Movie Trilogy In this episode of Fights of the Round Table we welcome our friend Joel Martin, yes THAT Joel Martin, to fill in for Edson to help the other nincompoops debate the Best Movie Trilogy. We take a few liberties with what we’re considering a trilogy but it’s our podcast so, ya know...deal with it. As always, download, subscribe and give us five stars (don't worry about listening). https://twitter.com/fightsotrt https://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtable Space Pastor/Co-host: Matt Swearingen Salty Guy/Co-host: Josh Hurth Soon-to-be-replaced/Co-host: John Dobson Beard god/Co-host: John Avera Co-host (Not appearing in this episode): Edson Bezerra Moderator/Patience of Job: Matt Sinex Fill in Host: Joel Martin Music: Jami Bezerra https://twitter.com/fightsotrt https://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtable Space Pastor/Co-host: Matt Swearingen Salty Guy/Co-host: Josh Hurth Soon-to-be-replaced/Co-host: John Dobson Beard god/Co-host: John Avera Semi-legal alien/Co-host: Edson Bezerra Music: Jami Bezerra

Best Sitcom (2000-present) Welcome to Season 2 of Fights of the Round Table! This year can't possibly be worse than the last. Listen in as five morons and their equally moronic moderator argue which Sitcom (2000-present) is best. Having spent the past year binge-watching streaming providers, we are anxious to rank our favorite reasons to laugh. Fair warning spoilers are coming, but in our defense, you should have watched these shows already. As always, download, subscribe and give us five stars (don't worry about listening). https://twitter.com/fightsotrt https://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtable Space Pastor/Co-host: Matt Swearingen Salty Guy/Co-host: Josh Hurth Soon-to-be-replaced/Co-host: John Dobson Beard god/Co-host: John Avera Semi-legal alien/Co-host: Edson Bezerra Moderator/Patience of Job: Matt Sinex Music: Jami Bezerra https://twitter.com/fightsotrt https://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtable Space Pastor/Co-host: Matt Swearingen Salty Guy/Co-host: Josh Hurth Soon-to-be-replaced/Co-host: John Dobson Beard god/Co-host: John Avera Semi-legal alien/Co-host: Edson Bezerra Music: Jami Bezerra

Best Team (with a Twist!) Welcome to Season 2 of Fights of the Round Table! This year can't possibly be worse than the last. Listen in as five idiots, and their genius moderator argue which team is best (with a twist!). Instead of just picking our favorite teams, we have created random events for each match-up. This old format, paired with these creative scenarios, should make for scintillating listening. As always, download, subscribe and give us five stars (don't worry about listening). https://twitter.com/fightsotrt https://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtable Space Pastor/Co-host: Matt Swearingen Salty Guy/Co-host: Josh Hurth Soon-to-be-replaced/Co-host: John Dobson Beard god/Co-host: John Avera Semi-legal alien/Co-host: Edson Bezerra Moderator/Patience of Job: Matt Sinex Music: Jami Bezerra https://twitter.com/fightsotrt https://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtable Space Pastor/Co-host: Matt Swearingen Salty Guy/Co-host: Josh Hurth Soon-to-be-replaced/Co-host: John Dobson Beard god/Co-host: John Avera Semi-legal alien/Co-host: Edson Bezerra Music: Jami Bezerra

Best Batman Villain Welcome to Season 2 of Fights of the Round Table! This year can't possibly be worse than the last. So strap in and hang on as five numbskulls argue over who is Batman's best villain. These are his most well-known enemies. This episode has been broken down into two parts for enhanced listener enjoyment. As always, download, subscribe and give us five stars (don't worry about listening). https://twitter.com/fightsotrt https://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtable Space Pastor/Co-host: Matt Swearingen Salty Guy/Co-host: Josh Hurth Soon-to-be-replaced/Co-host: John Dobson (missing in action) Beard god/Co-host: John Avera Semi-legal alien/Co-host: Edson Bezerra Moderator/Patience of Job: Matt Sinex Guest Moderator/Fellow Nerd: Tim Bucklind Music: Jami Bezerra https://twitter.com/fightsotrt https://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtable Space Pastor/Co-host: Matt Swearingen Salty Guy/Co-host: Josh Hurth Soon-to-be-replaced/Co-host: John Dobson Beard god/Co-host: John Avera Semi-legal alien/Co-host: Edson Bezerra Music: Jami Bezerra

Best Batman Villain Welcome to Season 2 of Fights of the Round Table! This year can't possibly be worse than the last. So strap in and hang on as five numbskulls argue over who is Batman's best villain. These are his most well-known enemies. This episode has been broken down into two parts for enhanced listener enjoyment. As always, download, subscribe and give us five stars (don't worry about listening). https://twitter.com/fightsotrt https://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtable Space Pastor/Co-host: Matt Swearingen Salty Guy/Co-host: Josh Hurth Soon-to-be-replaced/Co-host: John Dobson (missing in action) Beard god/Co-host: John Avera Semi-legal alien/Co-host: Edson Bezerra Moderator/Patience of Job: Matt Sinex Guest Moderator/Fellow Nerd: Tim Bucklind Music: Jami Bezerra https://twitter.com/fightsotrt https://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtable Space Pastor/Co-host: Matt Swearingen Salty Guy/Co-host: Josh Hurth Soon-to-be-replaced/Co-host: John Dobson Beard god/Co-host: John Avera Semi-legal alien/Co-host: Edson Bezerra Music: Jami Bezerra

Welcome to FIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE where five foolish fools will fight to the death over things that don’t really matter. Today’s foolish argument revolves around Best TV/movie trope. Our six men under sixty will pull upon our vast foolishness to make choices that will leave our listeners dumbfounded. As usual download, share, and maybe even listen! https://twitter.com/fightsotrt https://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtable Space Pastor/Co-host: Matt Swearingen Salty Guy/Co-host: Josh Hurth Soon-to-be-replaced/Co-host: John Dobson Beard god/Co-host: John Avera Semi-legal alien/Co-host: Edson Bezerra Moderator/Patience of Job: Matt Sinex Music: Jami Bezerra https://twitter.com/fightsotrt https://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtable Space Pastor/Co-host: Matt Swearingen Salty Guy/Co-host: Josh Hurth Soon-to-be-replaced/Co-host: John Dobson Beard god/Co-host: John Avera Semi-legal alien/Co-host: Edson Bezerra Music: Jami Bezerra