Garbage Tale Kids Podcast
Comedy
The Garbage Tale Kids podcast extracts our hosts’ most uncomfortably hilarious recollections for you to relate to, or gawk at in horror. Lisa, Nick, and Chelsea have all, in their own right, felt the cruel hand of embarrassing circumstance. We invite you to walk hand in hand with these three walking dumpster fires into what may be an enlightening (but most likely gross and unsettling) experience. Take a breath and let’s get weird. Write or send an audio message to us at: garbagetalekids@gmail.com or https://anchor.fm/garbagetalekids/message
Location:
United States
Genres:
Comedy
Description:
The Garbage Tale Kids podcast extracts our hosts’ most uncomfortably hilarious recollections for you to relate to, or gawk at in horror. Lisa, Nick, and Chelsea have all, in their own right, felt the cruel hand of embarrassing circumstance. We invite you to walk hand in hand with these three walking dumpster fires into what may be an enlightening (but most likely gross and unsettling) experience. Take a breath and let’s get weird. Write or send an audio message to us at: garbagetalekids@gmail.com or https://anchor.fm/garbagetalekids/message
Language:
English
Contact:
2073329652
Episodes
S02E13 - Cum Shot for the Birds
1/2/2020
Season 2 coming to a close in this episode! We welcome on our long-time friend, Catherine and ride this season out into the sunset. Sorry, I'm not drunk for once so the description just won't be funny no matter what..
Duration:01:07:20
S02E12 - Babysitters, Miracle Whip & Burger Salad
12/20/2019
S02E12 - Babysitters, Miracle Whip & Burger Salad by Garbage Tale Kids
Duration:01:25:21
S02E11 - Technophobia
12/5/2019
Ayyyy, another episode of Garbage Tale Kids! No Nick this time, but we've Got Lisa, Chelsea and our special guest this week, Conner! Remember those Nokia cell phones with the crazy flashlight and snake on it?
Duration:01:01:08
S02E10 - Peeper Creeper Creature
11/23/2019
I'm not drunk, you're drunk! I bet you're gonna love this one.. I think I was on it.. and Chelsea was.. gone.. it was a weird set up, but I remember having a good time. I bet I talk about some classic sharts I've had, and I know how much you're into that kinda shiz.
Duration:01:16:34
S02E10 - Peeper Creeper Creature
11/22/2019
I'm not drunk, you're drunk! I bet you're gonna love this one.. I think I was on it.. and Chelsea was.. gone.. it was a weird set up, but I remember having a good time. I bet I talk about some classic sharts I've had, and I know how much you're into that kinda shiz.
Duration:01:16:34
S02E09 - Bathroom Zeta Jones
11/5/2019
All the best people want to remain anonymous.. I guess not everyone wants to be known as a garbage person. Couldn't imagine why. Also, you'll be proud of me, I uploaded and scheduled this episode 3 whole days ahead of time. Everything is coming up Milhouse!
Duration:01:03:45
S02E08 - www.findapoker.com
10/25/2019
Our boy (M)ravis gives us notes on our previous episodes and reminisces on his days as a poker champ, WoW addicted teenager with -2 girlfriends.. and also I'm so close to passing out right now, I'm just going to succumb to it and just finish posting this late again instead. Vote for Pedro.
Duration:01:25:48
S02E07 - When A Case Race Goes Wrong
10/11/2019
S02E07 - When A Case Race Goes Wrong by Garbage Tale Kids
Duration:01:29:52
S02E06 - Every Culture Has a Jabroni
9/27/2019
I almost forgot to post this episode because I was too busy taking turns being a bad influence at the bar with a friend. "We'll definitely be heading home before 9", followed by, "I'll do one more if you're doing one more", in conjunction with, "The counter starts over if you go to a second location." I assume this one is funny.. Jabroni is one of my favorite words.. Oh hey, it's Seth on this episode! I hear he and Nick did the intro and outro music for the podcast! Nice.
Duration:01:30:41
S02E05 - The Dyson Blade
9/12/2019
S02E05 - The Dyson Blade by Garbage Tale Kids
Duration:01:25:48
S02E04 - The Robin Hood of Fat Camp: Part Deux
9/11/2019
In part two of the episode we recorded with Lucy, our favorite arm wrestler and fat camp heroine, Chelsea gets her bush mocked by teenagers while Lisa and Nick recount their wholesome days at art camp.
Duration:00:55:49
S02E03 - The Robin Hood Of Fat Camp: Part 1
8/15/2019
This week, we welcome Lucy, a professional arm-wrestler and previous Fat Camp hero! And then Nick arm wrestles her (because he's a dickhead) after an arm-wrestling charity event.
Duration:00:53:50
GTK S02E02 - Garbage to Gold
8/2/2019
Our guest this week, Phil, kicks things off with trash tales from his days slinging dick pills with some sort of directionally-challenged noodle-man.
Duration:01:04:28
GTK S02E01 - Nick Gets His Balls Waxed
7/22/2019
We're back with Garbage Tale Kids Season 2! And I'm going to absolutely trash-water-honest with you--I have no idea what this episode is about, but I can tell you that I'm 95% sure Nick gets his balls (and probably asshole) waxed at some point, and that there's a nice lady named Alison helping Nick, Lisa, & Chelsea spread some garbage tales all up in your ears. That's right--season 2 has lots of guests, and no, I haven't been super in the loop on most of it! But shit, I'm still here posting...
Duration:01:11:22
GTK S02E01 -- Nick Gets His Balls Waxed
7/19/2019
We're back with Garbage Tale Kids Season 2! And I'm going to absolutely trash-water-honest with you--I have no idea what this episode is about, but I can tell you that I'm 95% sure Nick gets his balls (and probably asshole) waxed at some point, and that there's a nice lady named Alison helping Nick, Lisa, & Chelsea spread some garbage tales all up in your ears. That's right--season 2 has lots of guests, and no, I haven't been super in the loop on most of it! But shit, I'm still here posting...
Duration:01:11:22
S01E10 The Extra Dumpster(Bonus)
6/14/2019
It's the close of Garbage Tale Kids' first season, but we're well on our way with season 2 already in the works! That being said, we need to refuel our dumpsters for a bit--Expect Season 2 to start rolling out mid-July with plenty of guest stories, uncomfortable encounters, and general shenanigans. Hopefully this bonus episode can satiate your unyielding desire for more filth in the meantime.
Duration:01:02:56
GTK S01E09 - Return of the Brown Eye
5/17/2019
Lisa, Nick, & Chelsea discuss embarrassing poop stories. Unlike every other episode, they actually meant to talk about shit in this one.
Duration:01:29:22
GTK S01E08 - Gateway to Porn
5/2/2019
Lisa, Nick, & Chelsea welcome Garbage Tale Kids producer, PD Wappler on to join in their discussion of first porn experiences and as always, some other potentially regrettable things.
Duration:01:25:28
GTK S01E07 - Sexy Rat
4/17/2019
Lisa, Nick, & Chelsea discuss one of the oldest garbage activities: Pranks!
Duration:01:00:14
GTK S01E06 - Reasons for Keelhauling
4/4/2019
Lisa, Nick, and Chelsea discuss garbage jobs.
Duration:00:50:48