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117 - The Nun

9/12/2018
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Liam Gareau joins Ryan and Tyler to close the loop on his previous episode “The Conjuring 2” by seeing how it all began: “The Nun”. This movie includes some of the worst dialect work we’ve heard yet, Liam points out that the entire film is just the second act of any other movie, and we can’t believe the lead actor (played by Vera Farmiga’s sister) is in no way related to Vera’s character! Give us a listen and find out if you should save yourself the cost of a ticket! Also, the segment...

Duration:01:47:36

116 - Kin

9/5/2018
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Laura Elizabeth joins Ryan and Tyler to check out what we assume to be a sci fi family drama: “Kin”. We’re all surprised by how little science fiction is present in the film, the movie’s ending leaves us angry to the point of yelling, and Laura utters the immortal phrase, “I don’t know that it should be unmade, but it is worthless”! Give us a listen and find out if you should save yourself the cost of a ticket! Also, the segment "Fixing Hollywood" is brought to you by the Space Gun People...

Duration:01:42:53

115 - AXL

8/29/2018
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Laura Elizabeth joins Ryan and Tyler to check out the latest boy-meets-robot/dog movie: “AXL”. We’re all surprised by how ugly and terrifying the robot looks, Tyler points out that the film appears to be made solely for the friends of the cast and crew, and the entire panel agrees that the protagonist should be cut from the script and replaced by his love interest! Give us a listen and find out if you should save yourself the cost of a ticket! Also, the segment "Fixing Hollywood" is...

Duration:01:46:06

114 - The Meg

8/22/2018
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Tom McGee joins Tyler and Laura to check out this summer’s blockbuster creature feature: “The Meg”. We all agree that Jason Statham’s naked torso deserves a double-take, Laura once again gets mad at a film’s inaccurate portrayal of science, and with Ryan away, Tyler takes on the challenge of the final minute of Plot Relay! Give us a listen and find out if you should save yourself the cost of a ticket! Also, the segment "Fixing Hollywood" is brought to you by the jacked deep water rescue...

Duration:02:18:36

113 - The Darkest Minds

8/8/2018
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Kelly Penner joins Ryan and Tyler to check out a YA, dystopian version of the X-Men: “The Darkest Minds”. We’re horrified to discover that the leading men are all pretty rape-y, Tyler points out that the film is three different movies that all fail to connect, and Ryan can’t get over the “food pyramid” of mutant abilities! Give us a listen and find out if you should save yourself the cost of a ticket! Also, the segment "Fixing Hollywood" is brought to you by the “greens” of screenwriting:...

Duration:02:12:12

112 - The Equalizer 2

8/1/2018
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Kevin Doe joins Ryan and Tyler to check out the first sequel Denzel Washington has ever appeared in: “The Equalizer 2”. We’re all shocked that a character relationship is soup-based, Tyler points out that they could cut the first hour of the film and we wouldn’t miss anything, and we theorize that Denzel’s character’s wife is in fact Calypso, Nymph of the Sea! Give us a listen and find out if you should save yourself the cost of a ticket! Also, the segment "Fixing Hollywood" is brought to...

Duration:01:45:29

111 - Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer Vacation

7/25/2018
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Ryan and Tyler watch the third film in a franchise neither of them have been following: “Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer Vacation”. Ryan describes the animation as being relentless to the point of headache-inducing, Tyler likes it, and for the first time ever, both Tyler and Ryan try out their Werner Herzog impersonations as he auditions for the film! Give us a listen and find out if you should save yourself the cost of a ticket! Also, the segment "Fixing Hollywood" is brought to you by the...

Duration:01:27:03

110 - Skyscraper

7/17/2018
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Tom McGee joins Ryan and Tyler to watch a film that’s basically a combo of two other films: “Skyscraper”. We’re all disappointed that it's not as dumb or as fun as it sounded, Tyler points out that it’s yet another “and then” screenplay, and none of us can believe that this movie tries to sell Dwayne Johnson, a real life superhero, as an everyman who’s out of his depth! Give us a listen and find out if you should save yourself the cost of a ticket! Also, the segment "Fixing Hollywood" is...

Duration:02:04:43

109 - The First Purge

7/10/2018
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Rachel Little joins Ryan and Tyler to check out the prequel to a trilogy that has a solid concept yet constantly disappoints: “The First Purge”. We all agree it’s the worst Purge movie yet, Tyler points out that the film answers absolutely no questions from the previous Purge films, and Ryan thinks it might be the sleaziest movie of the last five years! Give us a listen and find out if you should save yourself the cost of a ticket! Also, the segment "Fixing Hollywood" is brought to you by...

Duration:01:45:52

108 - Sicario: Day Of The Soldado

7/4/2018
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Jamie O’Connor joins Ryan and Tyler to check out a sequel to a female-driven action franchise that misplaced its female lead: “Sicario: Day of the Soldado”. We go in thinking we’re gonna have fun with a dumb bro violence movie and instead we HATE it! Everyone agrees the movie wastes its cast, Ryan argues it’s only two thirds of a film, and all three panelists struggle to describe how racist this movie really is! Give us a listen and find out if you should save yourself the cost of a...

Duration:01:42:01

107 - Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

6/28/2018
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Rob Bril joins Ryan and Tyler to check out the fifth movie in Hollywood’s longest-lasting dinosaur franchise: “Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom”. We’re all fans of what we deem the JPEU, Tyler continually mixes up the order of Bryce Dallas Howard’s names, and Rob and Ryan struggle with the fact that they love dinosaurs but hate this movie! Give us a listen and find out if you should save yourself the cost of a ticket! Also, the segment "Fixing Hollywood" is brought to you by the master...

Duration:02:27:26

106 - Hotel Artemis

6/20/2018
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René Beauregard joins Ryan and Tyler to check out a movie set in an illegal, criminals-only hospital in future LA: “Hotel Artemis”. We’re all disappointed that the film wasn’t better because the concept is great, our love affairs with Jodie Foster and Dave Bautista continue, and we decide the movie feels like a Netflix series that’s been terribly edited! Give us a listen and find out if you should save yourself the cost of a ticket! Also, the segment "Fixing Hollywood" is brought to you by...

Duration:01:51:13

105 - Ocean's 8

6/13/2018
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Nicolette Pearse joins Ryan and Tyler to check out the reboot of Hollywood’s most successful heist franchise: “Ocean’s 8”. We all think the movie is fine-to-good, we admit we’re surprised by its almost complete lack of character motivation, and as the podcast continues we get increasingly frustrated by the opportunities it missed! Give us a listen and find out if you should save yourself the cost of a ticket! Also, the segment "Fixing Hollywood" is brought to you by the Ocean siblings of...

Duration:01:40:15

104 - Breaking In

6/6/2018
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Leigh LePage joins Ryan and Tyler to review hollywood’s most mom-intensive heist movie yet: “Breaking In”. We all like Gabrielle Union even though her character has no personality traits, we spend a great deal of time deciding which tribute band the villains should form, and all of us have questions about security systems that this movie does not answer! Give us a listen and find out if you should save yourself the cost of a ticket! Also, the segment "Fixing Hollywood" is brought to you by...

Duration:01:50:45

103 - Solo: A Star Wars Story

5/30/2018
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Allan Cooke joins Ryan and Tyler as Garbage Town’s official Star Wars correspondent to review Disney’s latest: “Solo: A Star Wars Story”. We all go in with low expectations because the film doesn’t look good, Allan hopes the plot will include the formation of the Mos Eisley Cantina Band, and we come up with our own title for the picture: “Bland So/So: A Star Wars Movie”! Give us a listen and find out if you should save yourself the cost of a ticket! Also, the segment "Fixing Hollywood" is...

Duration:02:01:17

102 - Show Dogs

5/23/2018
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Megan Miles joins Ryan and Tyler to review another Talking Dog Movie for kids: “Show Dogs”. We cannot believe the animals and humans can’t talk to each other in this film, we all hate the “goofy” pigeon side kicks who are forgotten for 90% of the runtime, and Megan points out that this movie is essentially Miss Congeniality, only TERRIBLE! Give us a listen and find out if you should save yourself the cost of a ticket! Also, the segment "Fixing Hollywood" is brought to you by the Good Boys...

Duration:01:25:06

101 - Bad Samaritan

5/16/2018
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Laura Elizabeth joins Ryan and Tyler for another Public Service Episode (where we see a film you won’t) for: “Bad Samaritan”. We all wish the movie had let David Tennant be charming, we can’t get over how stupid the protagonist is and we’re universally shocked by how much the plot is based on horses and how little the plot is based on horses! Give us a listen and find out if you should save yourself the cost of a ticket! Also, the segment "Fixing Hollywood" is brought to you by the Good...

Duration:01:53:54

100 - Avengers Infinity War

5/9/2018
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Eric Turkienicz and Jamie O’Connor join Ryan and Tyler for our 100th episode! We saw the biggest film of the year, the culmination of the Marvel Cinematic Universe: “Avengers: Infinity War”. All three of us are surprised by how well the film handles its MASSIVE number of characters, we debate whether or not Josh Brolin is any good as Thanos, and we nit-pick the film in a way that’s probably going to make you angry! Give us a listen and find out if you should save yourself the cost of a...

Duration:03:04:37

99 - Beirut

5/2/2018
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Ann PIrvu joins Ryan and Tyler in our first Public Service Episode, where we see a film no one else will: “Beirut”. We all agree the movie’s tone deaf, sexist and racist, we debate whether or not Jon Hamm is a leading man and we can’t figure out who to blame because everything in this movie is terrible! Give us a listen and find out if you should save yourself the cost of a ticket! Also, the segment "Fixing Hollywood" is brought to you by the real American heroes of screenwriting:...

Duration:01:28:13

98 - Truth Or Dare

4/24/2018
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Laura Elizabeth joins Ryan and Tyler to see the latest cash grab produced by Jason Blum: “Truth or Dare”. We all comment on how bland it is, we universally criticize the work of its terrible director, and we can’t believe the emotional climax consists of the lead characters reading post-it notes written by a mute nun! Give us a listen and find out if you should save yourself the cost of a ticket! Also, the segment "Fixing Hollywood" is brought to you by the most-daring truth-speakers of...

Duration:01:37:46