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George Washington: The Legend Continues!

4/15/2018
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This is a REBROADCAST of the George Washington episode, with NEW CONTENT about his first term at the 42:25 mark! Get ready to hear about even more WILD-CHILD-LABOR-SHENANIGANS from none other than Alexandy Hammy Tammy himself!

Duration:00:55:55

Johnny Adams: Crouching Fat Man, Not-So-Hidden Convictions

4/8/2018
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This is a REBROADCAST of the Johhny Adams Episode with the NEW CONTENT at the 18:38 mark!! What's new this time? We're talking about his first crack at this rad vice presidency job! Well... It turned out to be not-so-rad at all really...

Duration:00:25:26

Jorge Clinton: ATTACK OF THE CARROT FARMERS

4/1/2018
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This is a REBROADCAST of the Jorge Clinton episode! Why? BECAUSE HE'S AN ELECTION CANDIDATE YET AGAIN!! But like, if you already know about this schmuck and wanna skip to the part where he runs AGAIN, you can find the new content at the 10:37 mark!

Duration:00:15:50

1791: A Casual Christian Road Trip to the Hotel California!

3/25/2018
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Oh, you thought the history of the US starts on the east coast? Well... You're right. BUT! That doesn't mean nothing weird was happening on the west coast either! Nuh-uh! It's time to talk about the Spanish priests runnin' around forcing the Natives to love Jesus!

Duration:00:08:15

1790: THE YEAR YOUR ETHNICITY WAS DECIDED FOR YOU!

3/18/2018
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What? You thought we weren't gonna get race-y? WELL, WE ARE AND YOU'RE WRONG! Yeah. Let's talk about the census so we can all reach a consensus that there will never be a consensus on the consensus. If you want to see the fancy little census chart, detailing how the government categorized people from 1790 to now... WELL, IT'S RIGHT HERE! http://www.pewsocialtrends.org/interactives/multiracial-timeline/

Duration:00:06:51

1789: THE YEAR WE WERE COLONIZED BY FROOT LOOP MACARONI!

3/11/2018
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It's time to take a look at events that happened IN BETWEEN elections. I shall try my best to locate events that are separate from the usual PoLiteek! Like mac n' cheese. Totally apolitical. Right? RIGHT?!?!?!

Duration:00:06:22

ELECTION #1!

3/4/2018
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We've discussed all of the candidates! And now we are HERE! The very first presidential election! It was pretty much rigged on the upper levels but THE LOWER LEVEL ELECTIONS WERE A GENUINE HOOT-NANNY!

Duration:00:09:44

George Washington: The Man, The Myth, The Legend

2/25/2018
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This will probably be the absolute longest episode in a while as the amount of information we have of freakin' George Washington is CRIMINAL!! OKAY?!?!!? But anyway, he's the final major candidate we're gonna talk about before we do OUR FIRST super fun election episode!

Duration:00:43:25

George Clinton: YOU GREEDY DIRTBAAAG!

2/18/2018
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Alright so we're looking at our second to last major candidate for this first election! George Clinton! And BOY CAN THIS MAN HOLD A GRUDGE. He's possibly the grouchiest dude we've come across... Like he even hated the Constitution! THE CONSTITUTION!!!

Duration:00:11:20

Benjamin Lincoln: Abraham Franklin? Who even was this guy?!

2/11/2018
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We're in the home stretch!! Today we're talking about a truly MAJOR presidential candidate for the first election... Oh I mean like Major in the military sense! Yep! Numbah Six! Benjamin Abraham Franklin Lincoln!!

Duration:00:16:07

Samuel Hutchinson: More like Average Joe amirite??!!

2/4/2018
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Our next candidate is the most average man to ever average an average... Probably cuz he never threw a hissy fit at his coworkers. It's always good when good happens to good. An inspiring story for the quiet observers of the world indeed!

Duration:00:08:59

Johnny Hanny Cocky: King of the Smugglers

1/28/2018
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We're diving into the life and times of our fourth presidential candidate for the first US election: John Hancock... And it's a freakin' SAGA! My longest episode so far!

Duration:00:33:38

Jonhn Rutledge: Grumpy Potatohead

1/21/2018
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Today we're looking at our third candidate for the first election! Johnny Rutledge! All the Southern! Not much belle though...

Duration:00:19:21

John Jay: Breaker of Chains

1/14/2018
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We're talking about Johnny J! Our second candidate for the first ever election! He was an interesting feller if I don't say so myself!

Duration:00:12:34

Announcement of RESTRUCTURING!

12/24/2017
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Garbled Twistory's storytelling structure is getting an extreme home makeover! Prepare yourself for Garbled Twistory... Season 1.5! History! told through the presidential elections and their candidates! Yes, I'm looking at the losers too! It's gonna be a wild ride indeed!

Duration:00:03:31

This Escargot is Simply Scrumptious!

12/16/2017
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1777 has ended! But LOOK! A VISITOR! THEY'RE HOLDING A BAGUETTE! I wonder what it is they want... Can they help the New England Patriots win the Super Bowl of their lives??

Duration:00:12:16

Let's end 1777 with MULTIPLE BANGS!!

12/9/2017
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THE TIME HAS COME!!! 1777 MUST END! THE FINAL BATTLE BETWEEN JORGE WASHINGTON AND RICHIE HOWIE COMMENCES!!

Duration:00:09:35

Confetti is Useless in Congress

12/2/2017
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We're talking about the Articles of Confederation and why it is the basically the stupidest document I've ever come across so far.

Duration:00:12:12

QUOTE STORM #1!

11/24/2017
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It is the first annual Quote Storm episode! On every 30th episode, we're gonna take a quick break from all this history teachin' and unleash a chronological storm of quotes from prior episodes! So enjoy this humorous interlude, as we will be right back in the thick of it next week!

Duration:00:03:57

BATTLE BLITZ #3!! SARAH'S TOGA PARTY!!

11/18/2017
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Sarah holds her own Toga Party! Will she successfully pull it off without any hitches in her plans? It's a SIX... wait a minute... SEVEN BATTLE BONANZA!!

Duration:00:20:35

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