This is a REBROADCAST of the George Washington episode, with NEW CONTENT about his first term at the 42:25 mark! Get ready to hear about even more WILD-CHILD-LABOR-SHENANIGANS from none other than Alexandy Hammy Tammy himself!
This is a REBROADCAST of the Johhny Adams Episode with the NEW CONTENT at the 18:38 mark!! What's new this time? We're talking about his first crack at this rad vice presidency job! Well... It turned out to be not-so-rad at all really...
This is a REBROADCAST of the Jorge Clinton episode! Why? BECAUSE HE'S AN ELECTION CANDIDATE YET AGAIN!! But like, if you already know about this schmuck and wanna skip to the part where he runs AGAIN, you can find the new content at the 10:37 mark!
Oh, you thought the history of the US starts on the east coast? Well... You're right. BUT! That doesn't mean nothing weird was happening on the west coast either! Nuh-uh! It's time to talk about the Spanish priests runnin' around forcing the Natives to love Jesus!
What? You thought we weren't gonna get race-y? WELL, WE ARE AND YOU'RE WRONG! Yeah. Let's talk about the census so we can all reach a consensus that there will never be a consensus on the consensus. If you want to see the fancy little census chart, detailing how the government categorized people from 1790 to now... WELL, IT'S RIGHT HERE! http://www.pewsocialtrends.org/interactives/multiracial-timeline/
It's time to take a look at events that happened IN BETWEEN elections. I shall try my best to locate events that are separate from the usual PoLiteek! Like mac n' cheese. Totally apolitical. Right? RIGHT?!?!?!
This will probably be the absolute longest episode in a while as the amount of information we have of freakin' George Washington is CRIMINAL!! OKAY?!?!!? But anyway, he's the final major candidate we're gonna talk about before we do OUR FIRST super fun election episode!
Alright so we're looking at our second to last major candidate for this first election! George Clinton! And BOY CAN THIS MAN HOLD A GRUDGE. He's possibly the grouchiest dude we've come across... Like he even hated the Constitution! THE CONSTITUTION!!!
We're in the home stretch!! Today we're talking about a truly MAJOR presidential candidate for the first election... Oh I mean like Major in the military sense! Yep! Numbah Six! Benjamin Abraham Franklin Lincoln!!
Our next candidate is the most average man to ever average an average... Probably cuz he never threw a hissy fit at his coworkers. It's always good when good happens to good. An inspiring story for the quiet observers of the world indeed!
Garbled Twistory's storytelling structure is getting an extreme home makeover! Prepare yourself for Garbled Twistory... Season 1.5! History! told through the presidential elections and their candidates! Yes, I'm looking at the losers too! It's gonna be a wild ride indeed!
It is the first annual Quote Storm episode! On every 30th episode, we're gonna take a quick break from all this history teachin' and unleash a chronological storm of quotes from prior episodes! So enjoy this humorous interlude, as we will be right back in the thick of it next week!