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George Clinton: Retired? SIKE!!

12/9/2018
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We're looking at the final VICE presidential candidate for 1804! And guess what? Remember that guy who said he was gonna retire because of his arthritis? Yeah. Not happening. So this is a REBROADCAST of George Clinton's story. If you just want to see the new developments, you can find them at the 16:09 mark! Become a Patron!

Duration:00:22:03

Rufus King: Cool Dude, Cooler Wife

12/2/2018
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We're looking at VP candidate #6 for the 1804 election while quietly acknowledging the fact he is both a Street Fighter and a Tekken character. And also admiring his wife. Because his wife was really really cool. Become a Patron!

Duration:00:11:46

John Breckinridge: Libraries Built on Blood

11/25/2018
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We're looking at VP Candidate #5 for the 1804 election! This guy is your friendly neighborhood slaveowner librarian who regularly conspires with Thomas Jefferson and is a first in a long like of Breckinridges who probably just as conspiratorial and crafty as this guy right here!!! No big deal. Become a Patron!

Duration:00:37:13

Levi Lincoln: An Honestly Sassy Jean Manufacturer!

11/18/2018
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This episode, we're looking at VP Candidate #4 and let me tell ya, this dude has got enough sass and savagery to spend on all of your jeans, not just his own, alright!? This one's gonna be wild! Become a Patron!

Duration:00:11:50

John Langdon: Harvester of Pigeons

11/11/2018
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In this episode, we're looking at the third VP candidate for the 1804 election! John Claude Lang Don! I mean, he did lead a relatively normal rich founding father guy's life... But he does get into a wild slavery snafu! Become a Patron!

Duration:00:07:42

Gideon Granger: The Purest Mudblood!

11/4/2018
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We're looking at our second vice prezzy wezzy candidate for 1804, Gideon Granger! Everything seems pretty normal about this guy to be honest... Well, except for the names of his family and his aliases and like... Why does it have to be the names? Whatever. Become a Patron!

Duration:00:05:06

William Maclay: Masamune's Right Eye

10/28/2018
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We have just finished a set of nifty in-between-election episodes, and it's time for the election of 1804! Woo to the Who? William Maclay! But why this guy? He's not a presidential candidate, he's a Vice Principal candidate! What do you mean? Like I'm gonna let some piece of legislation reduce the number of episodes. Bah humbug! It's the same ticket anyways! Become a Patron!

Duration:00:06:55

1803: 530,000,000 ACRES OF LAND ON THE WALL!

10/21/2018
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It's time for the final in-between-election episode in our post-1800 series! For the year of 1803, we're gonna go mainstream, cuz it's gonna be difficult to NOT talk about Napoleon giving away an entire third of the North American continent! I also give you the cheat codes as to where and how you will be able to unlock/create some epic bonus content!

Duration:00:17:18

1802: Bobby, we're sending you to military school.

10/14/2018
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It is the second in-between election episode in the 1800 series! Yessiree! It's time to talk about the founding of the US Military Academy at West Point. And I'm telling you right now, it's a good candidate for "strangest educational facility in the country".

Duration:00:10:27

1801: Rich people are so very very strange...

10/7/2018
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This is the first in-between election episode since the turn of the century!! So what's the scoop for 1801? Why, it's the first time someone in America built one of those crazy yacht things. So yeah it's a fun little human interest story... A cute little blurb about some stubby rich wannabe vigilante.

Duration:00:05:35

ELECTION #4!

9/30/2018
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We are here! We've checked in on all four candidates It is time for the 1800 US election! Oh, and you better BUCKLE IN BUCKAROOS, cuz reaches Wrestlemania levels of pure insanity. If you those last elections got wild, we're playing a whole different ball game with this one!

Duration:00:13:20

Thomas Jefferson: Vice Warden Hannyabal

9/23/2018
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We've reached the final major candidate for the 1800 US election! Tommy Jeffyson! We've totes talked about this dude before, so it's gonna be a REBROADCAST with the cool NEW vice president content at the 14:53 mark! Enjoy!

Duration:00:22:44

Aaron Burr: Trust in the Heart of the Cards

9/16/2018
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We have reached the second to last major candidate for the 1800 election! Aaron Burr! Since we've discussed him before, this will be a REBROADCAST with the NEW STUFF at the 8:08 mark! There's lotza crazy foreshadowing within this new information! How exciting!

Duration:00:14:05

John Adams: The French and the French Fries

9/9/2018
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Hello again! We are in the middle of looking at the major candidates for the 1800 election, and it's time to check in with the last election's WINNER... Yep, it's another REBROADCAST, continuing the epic tale of the Johnny Adams! If you're only here for the newest info about his years as the big man in the white house, that starts at the 27:17 mark!

Duration:00:46:48

Charles Cotesworth Pinckney: The Passive Aggressive War that's not War but it's War

9/2/2018
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We have once again reached an election year! 1800 to be precise! Trust me when I say things are starting to get a little cray cray... Especially with all these French passive aggression petty parties. The first candidate we're checking in on is Charlie Pickaninny, and we've covered him before so this is a REBROADCAST where the NEW INFO can be found at the 8:59 mark! And trust me when I say this new info includes some spicy pancakes yall.

Duration:00:16:05

1799: All that Glitters is Actually Gold

8/26/2018
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For the FINAL BOUT in these in-between-election episodes, I'm talking about the very first time the citizens of the United States saw a CASH-4-GOLD ad. Spoiler alert: THEY LOST THEIR FREAKIN' MINDS. AND DRANK ALL THE MILKSHAKES.

Duration:00:04:20

1798: Wieland, or, Birdman, or, The Transformation: The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance

8/19/2018
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We are looking at events that happened in between US elections and for the year 1798, I got a special treat! It's time for BOOK CLUB!! This episode is a chapter-by-chapter summary of a crazy book that dropped like an album and was makin' waves in all the circles in 1798! It's Charlie Broccoli Brown as you've never heard him before!

Duration:00:41:38

1797: We got money issues, fam.

8/12/2018
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You know how every now and then you'll be watching the news and find out that like thousands of people are instantly bankrupt because some investors were up to some tomfoolery? This is one of those times! Enjoy this in-between-election fiasco!

Duration:00:05:38

ELECTION #3!

8/5/2018
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It's been a long haul but here we are at the THIRD ELECTION! 1796! The shenanigans are real this time! And finally, we're starting to party up! Some of the shenanigans, specifically Alexandy Hammy Tammy's, have been covered in previous episodes. This one will consist of mainly the little shenanigans that weren't covered... AND THE BEGINNING OF PARTY TIME! AND THE LIMITED EDITION ELECTION RESULT! How excitin'!

Duration:00:05:01