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Comics - 33 - V

3/15/2019
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This week, we’ve read The Weatherman Vol. 1, Kick-Ass 3, and The Nine Rings of Wu-Tang and we’re ready to tell you what we think about them. Plus, The Walking Dead Update, Flat Earthers, Hitman, V from Devil May Cry, and more! Join us again next week for West Coast Avengers Vol. 1: Best Coast and Black Hammer Vol. 1. Tell us what to read at the links below! Thanks to Daniel Burbank for our intro music. Facebook Twitter Reddit Ralf Dave Donny Patreon

Duration:01:25:50

Comics - 32 - Mjolnir Rain Cloud

3/8/2019
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We’ve got a triple feature this week with the first two issues of Megatomic Battle Rabbit, The Mighty Thor Vol. 5: The Death of the Mighty Thor, and How to Talk to Girls at Parties. And if you find yourself asking if The Walking Dead is still on TV the answer is yes and I’m going to tell you what happened on the latest exciting espisode. Tune in next with for The Weatherman Vol. 1, Nine Rings of Wu-Tang, and Kickass 3 by request. That’s a lot of Image comics. Thanks to Daniel Burbank for our...

Duration:01:14:22

13 - True Crime

3/4/2019
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Ralf and Dave are joined by Mary but not by Donny to catch up on some stuff they’ve been doing, watching, or playing. Topics include true crime documentaries, Apex Legends, and Doom Patrol. Thanks to Daniel Burbank for our intro music. Facebook Twitter Reddit Ralf Dave Donny Patreon

Duration:00:47:35

Comics - 31 - Goblin Squad

3/1/2019
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We’re back for another episode! This time, we’re talking about Hit Girl Vol. 1: In Columbia and The Amazing Spider-Man: Red Goblin. We also get a Walking Dead Update, talk about Doom Patrol, argue about Smash Bros., and debut some drops! Next week, we’re reading How to Talk to Girls at Parties and The Mighty Thor Vol. 5: The Death of the Mighty Thor. We also got a suggestion to read Megatomic Battle Rabbits! Thank you for the suggestion! You can find the first two issues on Comichaus. Thanks...

Duration:01:12:53

Comics - 30 - Coast to Coast

2/22/2019
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We’ve got a lot to talk about this week with Space Ghost (2016), Old Man Hawkeye Vol. 1: An Eye for an Eye, and Female Furies. We also have a Walking Dead Update and talk about The Umbrella Academy. Can you guess which show is better? Probably! Next week, we’re reading Hit Girl Vol. 1: In Colombia and Amazing Spider-Man: Red Goblin. Be sure to suggest comics for us to read at any of the links below. Thanks to Daniel Burbank for our intro music. Facebook Twitter Reddit Ralf Dave Donny Patreon

Duration:01:23:25

Comics - 29 - Double Hurricane Kick (of Love)

2/15/2019
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We’re back again with a very special Valentine’s Day episode featuring everyone’s favorite comic book couple in The Punisher: Bloody Valentine and lesser known couple in Scott Pilgrim Vol. 5: Scott Pilgrim vs. the Universe. Plus, The Walking Dead is back and so too is The Walking Dead Update! We also get into many other topics this week, including The Punisher series, Big Game excitement, Tom Brady, Justified, memes, and more! We’re very much looking forward to next week’s books, so join us...

Duration:01:22:32

Comics - 28 - Friends of the Road

2/8/2019
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This week, we’ve read Invincible Vol. 3: Perfect Strangers and Rogue and Gambit: Ring of Fire. We also talk about Halloween (2018), Chinese New Year, Lego DC Villains, and the winners of the Big Game. Next week, we’re talking about The Punisher: Bloody Valentine and Scott Pilgrim Vol. 5: Scott Pilgrim vs. the Universe. Thanks to Daniel Burbank for our intro music. Facebook Twitter Reddit Ralf Dave Donny Patreon

Duration:00:59:51

Comics - 27 - Rutuku

2/1/2019
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This week, we’re talking about Deadly Class Vol. 1: Reagan Youth and Rise of the Black Panther. We also get into the new and probably final season of the Punisher. Next week, we’re talking about Invincible Vol. 3: Perfect Strangers and Rogue and Gambit: Ring of Fire. Thanks to Daniel Burbank for our intro music. Facebook Twitter Reddit Ralf Dave Donny Patreon

Duration:01:00:48

Comics - 26 - Likeably

1/25/2019
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This week we talk about Outsiders Vol. 1: Looking for Trouble and Immortal Hulk Vol. 1: Or is He Both? Join us next week for Rise of the Black Panther and Deadly Class Vol. 1: Reagan Youth. Thanks to Daniel Burbank for our intro music. Facebook Twitter Reddit Ralf Dave Donny Patreon

Duration:01:00:51

Comics - 25 - Bone Dumb

1/18/2019
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We’re finally back and ready to talk about some comics. This week we’re talking about Venom by Donny Cates Vol. 1: Rex and The Umbrella Academy Vol. 2: Dallas. Plus we update you on our Red Dead playthroughs, talk about the new season of Young Justice, and we played the Resident Evil 2 remake demo. Join us next week for Immortal Hulk Vol. 1: Or is He Both? and Outsiders Vol. 1: Looking for Trouble. Thanks to Daniel Burbank for our intro music. Facebook Twitter Reddit Ralf Dave Donny Patreon

Duration:01:12:23

12 - The Hang

1/1/2019
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For the first time, Ralf, Dave, and Donny are recording a podcast in the same room. Mary also joins us once again. We got together during the holidays and tried our hand at a hang podcast where we share some of our personal stories, talk about Smash, and try some Natty Daddys. Happy New Year! Thanks to Daniel Burbank for our intro music. Facebook Twitter Reddit Ralf Dave Donny Patreon

Duration:01:20:40

Comics - 24 - Holiday B&E

12/25/2018
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Dave and I break into your home on this Christmas night to bring you our holiday episode! We read The Last Christmas and The Lobo Paramilitary Christmas Special. We also suggest some Christmas movies and share our personal holiday preferences. Join us in 2019 for Venom by Donny Cates Vol. 1: Rex and Umbrella Academy Vol. 2: Dallas. Thanks to all of our listeners and have a happy holidays. Tell us what to read next year at ghbtpodcast@gmail.com or at the links below. Thanks to Daniel Burbank...

Duration:00:58:13

Comics - 23 - Rad

12/14/2018
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Kirkman Holiday, Kirkman Christmas, Kirkman Kwanzaa. Call it whatever you like, because we read Robert Kirkman’s The Walking Dead Book 15 and Invincible Vol. 2: Eight is Enough. Also, we talk more about our Red Dead experiences, Dave decides to buy a Switch for Marvel Ultimate Alliance 3, and an Umbrella Academy show gets greenlit on Netflix thanks to our podcast probably. We are taking a break for a couple weeks for the holidays, but you’ll see a holiday special drop on Christmas Day. We’re...

Duration:01:14:27

Comics - 22 - Casting Spells

12/7/2018
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This week we talk about Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, The Wicked + The Divine Vol. 7: Mothering Invention, Super Smash Bros., and Red Dead Redemption 2. Next week will be a very Kirkman Christmas with The Walking Dead Book 15 and Invincible Vol. 2: Eight is Enough. After next week, we’re going to take a break for the holidays, but we’ll be coming down your chimney on Christmas day to talk about The Last Christmas and Lobo Paramilitary Christmas Special. Thanks to Daniel Burbank for our...

Duration:01:01:17

Comics - 21 - Devil He Will

11/30/2018
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This week we get into Daredevil: Born Again and X-Men Blue Vol. 5: Surviving the Experience, get a mid-season Walking Dead update, and talk about our latest cowboy and web-swinging adventures. Next week: Chilling Adventures of Sabrina Vol. 1 and The Wicked + The Divine Vol. 7: Mothering Invention. If you have a comic book suggestion send it to ghbtpodcast@gmail.com. Thanks to Daniel Burbank for our intro music. Facebook Twitter Reddit Ralf Dave Donny Patreon

Duration:01:12:38

Comics - 20 - Scott Pilgrim's Sex Appeal

11/22/2018
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This week, we talk about Scott Pilgrim Vol. 1 Precious Little Life and Cosmic Ghost Rider: Baby Thanos Must Die. Cosmic Ghost Rider is our new favorite superhero! We also share some opinions about Red Dead Redemption 2 and Pokemon Let’s Go. Next week, we’re reading Daredevil: Born Again and X-Men Blue Vol. 5: Surviving the Experience. Thanks to Daniel Burbank for our intro music. Facebook Twitter Reddit Ralf Dave Donny Patreon

Duration:01:12:17

11 - Choice Words

11/22/2018
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Ralf has recovered from his nose surgery, so Giraffes Have Black Tongues is back with guests Richie and Mary. This time, we revisit Super Smash Bros, talk about the new Dragon Ball Super Broly movie, Mary shares her Fallout 76 beta experience, Ralf has an opinion about Kanye West, and more. Note from Donny: My audio has problems this episode. Sorry about that. Problem has been fixed for future episodes. Thanks to Daniel Burbank for our intro music. Facebook Twitter Reddit Ralf Dave Donny...

Duration:01:30:25

Comics - 19 - Countdown to Red Dead Redemption

11/16/2018
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This week, we watch the massive loading bar for Red Dead Redemption 2, discuss Amazing Spider-man Worldwide Vol. 7: Secret Empire and X-Men Gold Vol. 6: Til Death Do Us Part, give a Walking Dead update, and talk about how the cinema experience in general is much worse than the new Venom movie. Special thanks to Stan Lee for creating many of the comics we talk about on this show. RIP. Next Week, we’re talking about Cosmic Ghost Rider: Baby Thanos Must Die and Scott Pilgrim Vol. 1: Precious...

Duration:01:04:53

Comics - 18 - Giraffes Have Black Metal

11/9/2018
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This week on Giraffes Have Black Metal, we’re talking about Iron Maiden: Legacy of the Beast and Gwar: Orgasmageddon. After talking about the comics, we share a few of our favorite songs from the bands too. Finally, we go over what happened to Rick on The Walking Dead, climbing statues in Assassin’s Creed Oddyssey, and getting Arthur black out drunk in Red Dead Redemption 2. Suggest comics for us to read at ghbtpodcast@gmail.com or to the links below. Thanks to Daniel Burbank for our intro...

Duration:01:17:42

Comics - 17 - White Monkeys

11/2/2018
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On this special Giraffetober in Giraffevember, we get into Clean Room Vol. 1: Immaculate Conception and Hellboy: Darkness Calls. Truly terrifying. We also talk about the amazingly violent show from the DC streaming service, Titans. Thad Castle from Blue Mountain State makes an appearance! Also, more discussion about the new season of Daredevil. Join us next week for an exciting episode of Giraffes Have Black Metal! We’re reading Iron Maiden: Legacy of the Beast and Gwar: Orgasmageddon. It’s...

Duration:01:10:16