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Baby Giraffes - 8 - Lit AF

Cleveland newspapers, big balls giants, female prison planets, and magic guns all make an appearance in this lit AF episode of Baby Giraffes! Also, Dave tells us a little about the state of the Cleveland Indians, we talk about a little about this year's Comic-Con, and I choose books that people who are in their late twenties will love for next episode. On this episode we talk about the following books: Paper Girls Vol. 1, Saga Vol. 2, Bitch Planet Vol. 1: Extraordinary Machine, and The Sixth...


D&D - 1 - Strangers in a Strange Land

Welcome to Giraffes Have Black Tongues D&D! This is the introduction to the magical fantasy role play sessions played by Ralf, Dave, Donny, and Jessica. The first episode is free, but you can find future episodes on our Patreon if you want to continue the adventure. New D&D episodes will come out on the last day of every month, starting in August. Our first adventure finds Leon Strongarm (Ralf) attempting to fight off a group of zombies, Murdery "Pete" (Dave) trying to reach his godlike...


Baby Giraffes - 7 - Almighty

Pixar wastes our time with pre-movie YouTube videos, I read the wrong book, Dave teaches me about brick and mortar Pirate Bays, and the end of the new season of Luke Cage is outrageous. All that on this Baby Giraffes episode! Also comic books. The books are Invincible Vol. 1: Family Matters, Injustice: Gods Among Us: Year 2 Vol. 1, Spider-Man: Miles Morales Vol. 1, and Thanos Vol. 1: Thanos Returns. We’re on Patreon and would appreciate any support you might give us in return for bonus...


9 - E3 2018

Ralf, Dave, and I talk about this year's E3. Why would Andrew W.K. perform at E3? Why would Sony make people walk to another venue during their presentation? What the hell is Death Stranding? Is Spider-Man's new costume cool? Are we excited that all the Smash characters are coming back? Do you like Fortnite? You might find out the answers to some of these questions and more! We also annouce our Patreon! Visit the link to see what we're offering. For just $1, you can check out our very first...


Baby Giraffes - 5 - The Marvel Centipede

Dave is joined again by me to talk about some comics we've been reading. The books this time are Venomverse, Edge of Venomverse, Green Arrow Vol. 4: Rise of Star City, Saga Vol. 1, and She-Hulk Vol. 1: Deconstructed. We also discuss the perils of podcasting, rainbows of superheros, and the order of the Marvel centipede that Thanos is probably creating for the next Infinity War movie. Follow the podcast on Twitter, Facebook, and YouTube. Get some candles from Corrina's Candles so your house...


8 - Sho'nuff!

Ralf and Dave are joined this episode by Donald Levandowski and Jessica Sutter to discuss 1985’s classics movie The Last Dragon and the new Ninja Batman movie. After that, Jessica talks and answers questions about gender fluidity and life as a gender fluid person. Follow Jessica on Twitter. We round out the episode with Donny talking about seeing the movie A Quiet Place. Follow Dave and the podcast on Twitter and follow Ralf and the podcast on Facebook. You can find our YouTube channel...


Baby Giraffes - 3 - Dave Talks Justice League

Dave is joined by Donald Levandowski to talk about comic books. The books we talk about are Wonder Woman Vol 4: Godwatch, Trinity Vol 2: Dead Space, Justice League Vol 5: Legacy, and X-Men Blue Vol 3: Cross Time Capers. Follow the show on Facebook and Twitter. Follow Dave on Twitter too and keep on eye out for videos on our YouTube channel. As always, thanks to Daniel Burbank for our music.


7 - WrestleMania in Space

On this epsiode, Ralf and Dave are joined by returning guests Chris Phillips and Richie. They watched WrestleMania and are ready to share their thoughts about it. After that, they talk about some of their favorite horror movies and the fact that a horror movie franchise is only good if they end up going into space at some point. Finally, they talk about the Dragon Ball Super Card Game. Follow Giraffes Have Black Tongues on Twitter and Facebook and check out our YouTube channel for the...


6 - Justice League Infinity War

On this episode, Ralf and Dave get into Justice League of America Vol. 3: Panic in the Microverse (Rebirth), Black Panther, Avengers: Infinity War, and Deadpool 2 in the comic book world. In the world of video games, they visit Death Road to Canada and Street Fighter V: Arcade Edition. For the first time, we've recorded video for the episode! You can check it out on our channel, GHBT Mini. As always, follow us on Twitter and Facebook. Thanks again to Daniel Burbank for letting us use his...


Baby Giraffes - 2 - Dave Talks Comics Agian

Dave, once again, talks about some comics he's been reading. This time he's read Nightwing Vol. 4: Blockbuster, Batman: Detective Comics Vol. 4: Deus Ex Machina, Generation X Vol.1: Natural Selection, Jean Grey Vol. 1: Nightmare Fuel, Iceman Vol. 1: Thawing Out, and Weapon X Vol. 1: Weapons of Mutant Destruction. Follow Dave and follow the podcast on Twitter (@DSTEWtheGOD, @GiraffesHBTPod) and on Facebook. Special thanks to Daniel Burbank for letting us use his track "sorry i like you" for...


Baby Giraffes - 1 - Dave Talks Comics

Dave does our first episode of Baby Giraffes. Baby Giraffes are a way for Ralf and Dave to do shorter, solo episodes. Eventually, We'll also have a video element on our YouTube channel, so be on the lookout for that. Dave has been reading a lot of comics lately, so he shares his toughts on a few of them. The comics he talks about are Defenders: Diamonds are Forever, The Wicked and the Divine, Lumberjanes, Outcast, and Batman: The War of Jokes and Riddles. Follow Dave and follow the podcast...


5 - The Cat Kings of Podcasting

Ralf and Dave unbox a set of limited edition X-Men collector cards. Richie comes back to talk about the Magic the Gathering community drama involving Christine Sprankle and Unsleeved Media. After that, Dave talks about a comic he’s been reading called The Rat Queens, featuring the Four Daves. And finally, we talk about the Tekken 7, Guilty Gear, and Street Fighter V tournaments from the first ever EVO Japan. Be on the lookout for our new YouTube channel, Baby Giraffes. Posts soon to come....


4 - Fullmetal Rumble

On episode four of Giraffes Have Black Tongues, Ralf and Dave are joined by Richie to talk about the differences between the Soul Eater manga and anime. They are many. You can find Richie on YouTube. After that, Mary Zaklanovich joins in to talk about the WWE Royal Rumble. This year's Rumble includes the historic first ever women's Rumble. Big thanks to Daniel Burbank for letting us use his track "sorry i like you" for our intro. You can check him out on Soundcloud here.


3 - X-Men World Order and the T-Rex

Ralf and Dave dive deep into 1994’s Tammy and the T-Rex staring Denise Richards and Paul Walker, talk about Dead by Daylight, the Soul Calibur series, Dissidia Final Fantasy NT, Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse, Batman Ninja, The Walking Dead Vol. 14, and X-Men Gold and Blue (both featuring a Wolverine). After that, wrestling super-fan, Chris Phillips stops by to talk about Friday the 13th the Game, Lucha Underground, and, of course, wrestling. If you are a fan or are thinking about...


2 - Black Friday Deals and County Jail Meals

On this episode, Ralf and Dave talk about food poisoning, the Avengers: Infinity War trailer, Persona 5, South Park: The Fractured but Whole, Black Friday, and Netflix's Longmire and Godless. Also, on a more serious note, featured in this episode is an interview with Terry Barnes about drug addiction, the Ohio criminal justice system, and recovery. If you have a problem with addiction and aren't sure where to turn to, you can contact Terry on Facebook. You can send your questions and...


1 - Overwatching Netflix

Introducing Ralf and Dave in Giraffes Have Black Tongues, the podcast about videos games, comics, TV, movies, wrestling, drinking beer, and whatever else comes up. In this episode they talk about Tekken, the fighting game community, Death Note, Big Mouth, Stranger Things, Bojack Horseman, Game of Thrones, Ralf and Dave's teenage years, and what music their listening to.