Grits to Glitz

OMG, y'all, it's almost safe to go out in the world! We're getting our vaccinations -- are you getting yours? This is a rambling show that touches on tragedy and comedy as well as a little bit of science and the economy. And Bay might be drunk. We'll let you decide! Be our friends! Write to us at... Well, heck, you can write to Bay at bay.loftis@gmail.com . Thank you for listening! Links: - Juvabun! We enjoy it; you might, too. - Instant Pot! Amy enjoys it; you might, too! - Dogecoin! Get a jump on the future! - Just say no to trendy kitchens! - Do we know this lady? Bride & Groom Part I - Bride & Groom Part II

If you haven't voted yet, here's a calm, level-headed, equitable discussion of the two candidates and how their platforms differ so you can make an informed decision... NOT! Ha ha ha, can't help it, that's hilarious, I just had to write that. Snort! Anyway, the Disaster Prius strikes again, Amy went camping, foxes are cute, and Bay drank too much. Don't email her at work! Actually, you can totally email her at work, just don't call her Jennifer. Also, no, don't email her at work. We also discuss politics, tree removal, petroglyphs, fashion choices (skorts 4ever), hiring help, classic holiday films, and sparkly things. Typical Grits to Glitz! Find us on Facebook! Amy Trotter Turner and Bay Secondtry! Linky links: Cute fox video Hire some help sturdy tree wear a skort Get your bling on devoted SISTERS Stinky molar men petroglyphs

WE'RE BACK AGAIN! It's still a crazy year. Some of us are super cautious, while others of us are crazy people who gad about the globe, trying to find as many germs as possible while also going diving and doing really interesting stuff. Which one of us is a wild woman?! Listen to the podcast to find out!!! Write to us at bay@gritstoglitz.com or amy@gritstoglitz.com!!! cool diving video Vote for Biden Polynesian Resort video when Bay's corgi was a puppy and barking at her very excellent former cat Hector the Magnifico

Everybody's boozin' it up but Amy!!! So we're back with a weird little quickie, because everything's weird right now, anyway. Amy got a new pet! Bay grows tomatoes that don't get ripe! TRUMP SUCKS. (But we all knew that.) Read any good recipes lately? Let us know! Friend us on Facebook -- Amy Trotter Turner and Bay Secondtry! (We need more friends because, well, Trump sucks.) Linkies: Trump sucks Wear a f***ing mask. Growing tomatoes! Bay's food blog!!!!!modern kitchens WITH NO CABINETS Peeing tortoises

We're alive! Hope you are, too!

You want notes? No. We have no notes. Here's an episode. We took a break from our lives to record an episode because we love you. But we didn't have time for notes. Did we mention we love you?

Other than a drought, we're all just waiting for Amy to get her cabin completely finished! Ask the neighbors! Ask the UPS man! Ask the mailman! Are we finished with Amy's cabin? Not yet! In the meantime, we love our animals and our newly fostered animals! How's Mahalo adjusting to life in Amy's circle of friends? As for Bay, is she having fun shopping? You bet she is! So many fun things this week -- write to us at noDinAvantis@gritstoglitz.com! French Bulldog Rescue Network Lady Hale's brooches make the news!

It was broken recording software, we swear! But we're back, and we've got a few things to discuss. Amy's cabin takes up a lot of our thoughts and time! We had some pet losses in the family! And we had some close encounters with Appalachian wildlife! Don't you want to know what else you're missing? Write to us! Amy@gritstoglitz.com or Bay@gritstoglitz.com! Best prices hereFrench Bulldog Rescue NetworkBarkertime dog diapers are here

Amy's besieged by happy family from across the ocean! Bay's beset by sudden basketball crazes! How much more can these glitzy girls take?! There's some basketball madness, mink oil memoranda, and ever-present prom and birthday reports for darling Nadia. How are your nails?! Write to us! amy@gritstoglitz.com or bay@gritstoglitz.com, or send us a sound file/voice message! Reverent TattooClassic mink oil usesModern mink oil benefits

FUNNY YOU SHOULD ASK.... because Bay never made it to Georgia. Amy and Nadia had lots of fun, but Bay caught bronchitis and stayed home. We talked about what Bay missed, and how nice it was to meet up in Chattanooga, and how great Bay's nails now look, but we didn't have our fun girls' weekend in Covington. Write to us! yallblewit@gritstoglitz.com! Kira Beautiful prom dresses

Bay needs a manicure, STAT! Wait, what she really needs is a good manicure. Sure, it's not rocket science; it ain't going to save the world; this isn't the straw that breaks Mueller's case's back, but it's important to *us*. Our nails need to look good! Also, Amy teaches Bay about Georgia history, and Bay cedes a Vocabulary Vixen session to Amy. Top Secret Tourist Tip of the Week with a Tip of the Hat to The Strip Podcast! What are you guys doing for Valentine's Day? Write us! YummyCupcakes@gritstoglitz.com! Kira The SpaNevada Nail Studio Make paper flowersmake other flowersBlue Willow Inn Jack Black visited the Pinball Hall of FameSPRINKLESBrunswick stewhumpback bridge really WAS jumped

It's been a long time, and we're back with tales of Airbnb, the Eiffel Tower restaurant, Thanksgiving, New Year's Eve, watching all of Las Vegas' famous fireworks all at the same time, and more rambling and having fun and stuff like that. Yes, we did meet Piff the Magic Dragon! And yes, he is grumpy! Hear about how much we love Jade the Showgirl, and write to us at amy@gritstoglitz.com or bay@gritstoglitz.com! Piff the Magic DragonPiff tries to say Grits to Glitz Eiffel Tower Airbnb Tacos El Gordo Valley of Fire Ethel M's 2018 Christmas lights

Very darned hard! We even earn it when we're not trying to be filthy! So after the ELK HUNT, Yamy took her BITCH of a Frenchie to Louisville for the nationals... OK, that's all the filth I can think of today. Amy is fun! Bay can't wait to cook a turkey! Vespas and pajama pants and elections and drunken giggling! Is there a K-Pop store in your town? Tell us about it! Amy@gritstoglitz.com or bay@gritstoglitz.com!

After a nice break, we're back! We traveled a little, we shopped a little, we ate a little; we stood back and gazed in wonder at what teenagers can put away these days. (Were we ever like that? Don't answer that!) Did you win a billion bucks? Neither did we! But if we do, we're gonna be neighbors. Call us! 44-222-96269! Links: How does junk food affect teenagers? Bay will be an awesome neighbor 40th High school reunions can be ... interesting Mega Millions & Powerball are crazy ways to gamble The Pink Motel French bulldogsLouisville, KentuckyScroll down to the third pic and see Amy and Bay's houses side by sideThe Good Place

You guys liked the drunky cast! Lots of gritty gab this week -- kids going off to school, kids needing stuff for school, kids getting student loans and work study jobs for school ... you would think we had a passel of small children, wouldn't you? But wait, there's more! Amy's patio is finally ready for its close-up, and let's all meet in Vegas for New Year's Eve!!! Too scary? Then how 'bout a little Vocabulary Vixen for your listening pleasure? Email us at hushbay@gritstoglitz.com!

It's G2G Unplugged! No plans. No notes. No links. Just enjoy and float down the lazy river of gritty, glitzy fun.

An extra dog!!! Yeah! Everyone loves an extra dog! Unless you're hosting Amy's former bulldog Lola, in which case, now you have to put up with your current French bulldog being kind of, well, passive aggressive. Just a little. Amy's houseguest sets off alarms! But only because Amy made him. And he won a poker tournament -- how much fun is that?! Bay saw fireworks, and we discuss how nice Knoxville is becoming, and there's just a wee bit of Vocabulary Vixen. Did that elicit a response? Oh, heck, yeah, it did! Call us! 44-222-96269! RingLas Vegas metro police Sweetwater, TennesseePlay poker in tournamentsKnoxville festivals

Oh, the trials and tribulations of owning a smart speaker! [From Amazon Prime, that is.] Amy fills us in on how her very well-spoken parrot is now communicating with the Matrix. What is AI, you ask? We don't know, but we hope Amy's credit card isn't connected! Amy's exchange student made it back to Denmark; the Vocabulary Vixen drops by, and there's a good bit of a Grits to Glitz pet update. Anyone else out there remember the brilliant podcast The Petcast? Vindication for Bay is about 10 years late, but she loves it, anyway! The Bayer company really *is* pretty conscientious -- unless you dislike GMO's... Do we need to add philosophy to our podcast? Let Us Know! amy@gritstoglitz.com or bay@gritstoglitz.com! smart speakerstudent experience America Adopt a fabulous pettalk real purty Kill fleas and ticks

Bay and Amy have a whole passel of stuff to talk about, from drugging their doggies to dog-loving car salesmen. Wanna get high? Well, how about a helicopter tour? Or get the natural high of calling us at 44-222-96269! Mellow your dogexchange student helicopter tourthey're agingVegas Golden Knights would be horriblehere's how to dealEar plugsMaybe

So much cake story deliciousness this episode, it should come with a high-calorie warning! Amy won a dessert contest with a beloved old family recipe! Bay isn't at all surprised! There's French bulldog auction action, and administrative professionals day stuff, and Bay's baby boy came home from his first semester away at college with some bragging rights about his grades. It's springtime, so that means more hummingbird talk! How many years have we been obsessed with hummingbirds? Well at least we've started a new obsession: HOCKEY! Call us! 44-222-96269! Apricot Nectar cake on FacebookVegas Golden KnightsBest-1 Hummingbird feeder