HOW TO BE FAMOUS

You asked, we obliged! Now you can download the absolute banger of a hit theme song from How to be Famous! YA WELCOME. (Original sample is "La terreur et l'humiliation des princesses" by God is Gay) <33

AOL, crushes, and acne, oh my! The girls dish on their middle school experiences. Katie reacts to a boy who likes her, and Mica realizes she’s a bully. Guaranteed laughs or you’re not listening

Lock your doors, Katie & Mica are talking MURDER! Mica schools Katie on what the driver would’ve been charged with had she somehow died when that car slammed into* her. Also, Katie tries to get through the overview of a gruesome cannibal, and Mica shares a hometown murder featuring one of (apparently many) deaf lesbians! SSDGM! *gently bumped

Katie & Mica are BACK, baby! Now that they *finally* got airlifted from that godforsaken island in the Bahamas & pooped out all the cheese sandwiches they were forced to eat while stranded with zero Instagram models in sight, the hiatus is over! You can once again listen to their wise words regarding fitting in, selling out, and being a Hashtag Influencer. Can you guess which of the girls has actually bought sponsored products off the Gram? Or which Kardashian/Jenner uses their status &...

Katie & Mica take blatant advantage of astrology’s popularity and look to the stars! So hip! The girls discuss the zodiac signs of the Vanderpump Rules cast and learn that technically they’re not even supposed to be very compatible. Maybe this whole horoscope thing isn’t that accurate...or is it?

Get some free pizza, smoke a teenager's weed, and swipe right on Katie & Mica's Tinder tips.

What happened between Katie and her cousin?? Why does Mica hold the weight of the world on her shoulders?? Who was the first guest host on SNL?? Join Katie and Mica for their first double digit show, featuring secrets, shade, and lots of firsts.

Save your facial cleansers for another day and let Mica and Katie make up your night with the low down on all things horror, history, and ~makeup~

Hogwarts, sluts, Fleetwood Mac, and frankincense. Step into the world of fame and magic with Katie Kadunc and Mica Standing Soldier.

Katie & Mica bow down, bitches. The girls answer important questions like: Why do royal women have to dress so blah? How can one become legal royalty without actually doing anything? Is Prince Harry really as good in bed as he looks? (He is. Katie's been there.)

Katie & Mica go in on their worst jobs (which is all of them) and the ways in which they helped shape Katie & Mica to be who they are today (which is totally rich & famous).

Katie & Mica search for the truth in Black Wall Street and the reasoning behind POC's belief in conspiracies. Also, who killed Lina Morgana? And is the Paul McCartney we know today an imposter?

Katie & Mica stop being nice & start getting real. Literally this whole episode is a how-to guide for reality television fame. The girls talk Bravo & Vanderpump Rules and decide which casting calls they should go on.

Katie & Mica give you a backstage pass to some pretty upsetting lives of a few of their (ex) favorite rockstars. Also, Katie couldn't attend a show from 2007-2010 without passing out and Mica once went dumpster diving to save Patrick Stump.

Katie & Mica's worst nightmares come true when researching sleep paralysis. Also, Mica gets assaulted by the old hag and Katie is dating a Vine star?

Katie & Mica let it all hang out in the inaugural episode. The girls discuss the hypocrisy of Nipplegate, and each tell horrifyingly embarrassing nip slip stories of their own.