Hate Male

The Internet is a weird place! We all know this. We all accept this. And yet, people across this nightmarish global network are still surprising us by finding the most bizarre ways to make us uncomfortable. How many times have you opened a message on your social media, email, or otherwise and thought, ‘what the literal fuck was that?’ Join us at Hate Male Podcast as we delve into our menagerie of stories from people all over the world, and read aloud the unsolicited (and often hilarious) messages received on the internet. The world is terrible! So let’s laugh at it together in what could be considered as a potentially unhealthy coping mechanism. Follow us on social media to stay updated! https://www.facebook.com/hatemalepodcast/ https://www.instagram.com/hatemalepodcast/ https://twitter.com/hatemalepodcast Producer: Steve Labedz Music: Robert Bock https://www.thewelltempered.com/ Art: Rowan Gray https://www.rowangray.net/

Don’t you love when men get a boner and make it everyone else’s problem? We have an ex boss that confesses his love for his much younger employee in the cringiest way, a guy who wants to kick his girlfriend out of their home when she’s on her period, and a mega sketchy handyman. The Internet is a weird place! We all know this. We all accept this. And yet, people across this nightmarish global network are still surprising us by finding the most bizarre ways to make us uncomfortable. How many times have you opened a message on your social media, email, or otherwise and thought, ‘what the literal fuck was that?’ Join us at Hate Male Podcast as we delve into our menagerie of stories from people all over the world, and read aloud the unsolicited (and often hilarious) messages received on the internet. The world is terrible! So let’s laugh at it together in what could be considered as a potentially unhealthy coping mechanism. Follow us on social media to stay updated! https://www.facebook.com/hatemalepodcast/ https://www.instagram.com/hatemalepodcast/ https://twitter.com/hatemalepodcast Producer: Steve Labedz Music: Robert Bock https://www.thewelltempered.com/ Art: Rowan Gray https://www.rowangray.net/

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains mentions of abusive language, sexual violence, domestic violence and mentions of suicide. Listener discretion is advised. In a more serious episode, Nora and Ellen talk about Keke Palmer being publicly shamed by the father of her child, the text messages between Jonah Hill and professional surfer Sarah Brady, and how these stories echo Nora's own experience with an abusive relationship. National Domestic Violence Hotline 800-799-7233 SMS: Text START to 88788 The Internet is a weird place! We all know this. We all accept this. And yet, people across this nightmarish global network are still surprising us by finding the most bizarre ways to make us uncomfortable. How many times have you opened a message on your social media, email, or otherwise and thought, ‘what the literal fuck was that?’ Join us at Hate Male Podcast as we delve into our menagerie of stories from people all over the world, and read aloud the unsolicited (and often hilarious) messages received on the internet. The world is terrible! So let’s laugh at it together in what could be considered as a potentially unhealthy coping mechanism. Follow us on social media to stay updated! https://www.facebook.com/hatemalepodcast/ https://www.instagram.com/hatemalepodcast/ https://twitter.com/hatemalepodcast Producer: Steve Labedz Music: Robert Bock https://www.thewelltempered.com/ Art: Rowan Gray

The Internet is a weird place! We all know this. We all accept this. And yet, people across this nightmarish global network are still surprising us by finding the most bizarre ways to make us uncomfortable. How many times have you opened a message on your social media, email, or otherwise and thought, ‘what the literal fuck was that?’ Join us at Hate Male Podcast as we delve into our menagerie of stories from people all over the world, and read aloud the unsolicited (and often hilarious) messages received on the internet. The world is terrible! So let’s laugh at it together in what could be considered as a potentially unhealthy coping mechanism. Follow us on social media to stay updated! https://www.facebook.com/hatemalepodcast/ https://www.instagram.com/hatemalepodcast/ https://twitter.com/hatemalepodcast Producer: Steve Labedz Music: Robert Bock https://www.thewelltempered.com/ Art: Rowan Gray https://www.rowangray.net/

The Internet is a weird place! We all know this. We all accept this. And yet, people across this nightmarish global network are still surprising us by finding the most bizarre ways to make us uncomfortable. How many times have you opened a message on your social media, email, or otherwise and thought, ‘what the literal fuck was that?’ Join us at Hate Male Podcast as we delve into our menagerie of stories from people all over the world, and read aloud the unsolicited (and often hilarious) messages received on the internet. The world is terrible! So let’s laugh at it together in what could be considered as a potentially unhealthy coping mechanism. Follow us on social media to stay updated! https://www.facebook.com/hatemalepodcast/ https://www.instagram.com/hatemalepodcast/ https://twitter.com/hatemalepodcast Producer: Steve Labedz Music: Robert Bock https://www.thewelltempered.com/ Art: Rowan Gray https://www.rowangray.net/

After kicking off this episode with some (not so) fun facts, Nora and Ellen get into some piping hot tea between coworkers, a man who seriously asked a women if she wanted to “Netflix & chill” because she sat with him at lunch, and a heartwarming story from Humans of New York. The Internet is a weird place! We all know this. We all accept this. And yet, people across this nightmarish global network are still surprising us by finding the most bizarre ways to make us uncomfortable. How many times have you opened a message on your social media, email, or otherwise and thought, ‘what the literal fuck was that?’ Join us at Hate Male Podcast as we delve into our menagerie of stories from people all over the world, and read aloud the unsolicited (and often hilarious) messages received on the internet. The world is terrible! So let’s laugh at it together in what could be considered as a potentially unhealthy coping mechanism. Follow us on social media to stay updated! https://www.facebook.com/hatemalepodcast/ https://www.instagram.com/hatemalepodcast/ https://twitter.com/hatemalepodcast Producer: Steve Labedz Music: Robert Bock https://www.thewelltempered.com/ Art: Rowan Gray https://www.rowangray.net/

The Internet is a weird place! We all know this. We all accept this. And yet, people across this nightmarish global network are still surprising us by finding the most bizarre ways to make us uncomfortable. How many times have you opened a message on your social media, email, or otherwise and thought, ‘what the literal fuck was that?’ Join us at Hate Male Podcast as we delve into our menagerie of stories from people all over the world, and read aloud the unsolicited (and often hilarious) messages received on the internet. The world is terrible! So let’s laugh at it together in what could be considered as a potentially unhealthy coping mechanism. Follow us on social media to stay updated! https://www.facebook.com/hatemalepodcast/ https://www.instagram.com/hatemalepodcast/ https://twitter.com/hatemalepodcast Producer: Steve Labedz Music: Robert Bock https://www.thewelltempered.com/ Art: Rowan Gray https://www.rowangray.net/

Hey beautiful, can we get your number? It's for business, we promise. And that business is SEXY. Nora and Ellen discuss this *actual* cop out, "slut it up jobs", and Nora's weird obsession with Buzzfeed quizzes. The Internet is a weird place! We all know this. We all accept this. And yet, people across this nightmarish global network are still surprising us by finding the most bizarre ways to make us uncomfortable. How many times have you opened a message on your social media, email, or otherwise and thought, ‘what the literal fuck was that?’ Join us at Hate Male Podcast as we delve into our menagerie of stories from people all over the world, and read aloud the unsolicited (and often hilarious) messages received on the internet. The world is terrible! So let’s laugh at it together in what could be considered as a potentially unhealthy coping mechanism. Follow us on social media to stay updated! https://www.facebook.com/hatemalepodcast/ https://www.instagram.com/hatemalepodcast/ https://twitter.com/hatemalepodcast Producer: Steve Labedz Music: Robert Bock https://www.thewelltempered.com/ Art: Rowan Gray https://www.rowangray.net/

We truly wonder if men know that they need to describe themselves in dating app bios- not just to talk about why they hate women. This, a man who wants to single-handedly take down women on OnlyFans, and an attempt to reschedule a date that is met with way too much aggression. Big shocker there! The Internet is a weird place! We all know this. We all accept this. And yet, people across this nightmarish global network are still surprising us by finding the most bizarre ways to make us uncomfortable. How many times have you opened a message on your social media, email, or otherwise and thought, ‘what the literal fuck was that?’ Join us at Hate Male Podcast as we delve into our menagerie of stories from people all over the world, and read aloud the unsolicited (and often hilarious) messages received on the internet. The world is terrible! So let’s laugh at it together in what could be considered as a potentially unhealthy coping mechanism. Follow us on social media to stay updated! https://www.facebook.com/hatemalepodcast/ https://www.instagram.com/hatemalepodcast/ https://twitter.com/hatemalepodcast Producer: Steve Labedz Music: Robert Bock https://www.thewelltempered.com/ Art: Rowan Gray https://www.rowangray.net/

This episode is pretty much a step-by-step guide on how to not attract a man. You're welcome! Nora and Ellen get into the controversy of yoga pants, how the only thing women are good for is knitting and- wait- did they just say 'ring the devil's doorbell'? The Internet is a weird place! We all know this. We all accept this. And yet, people across this nightmarish global network are still surprising us by finding the most bizarre ways to make us uncomfortable. How many times have you opened a message on your social media, email, or otherwise and thought, ‘what the literal fuck was that?’ Join us at Hate Male Podcast as we delve into our menagerie of stories from people all over the world, and read aloud the unsolicited (and often hilarious) messages received on the internet. The world is terrible! So let’s laugh at it together in what could be considered as a potentially unhealthy coping mechanism. Follow us on social media to stay updated! https://www.facebook.com/hatemalepodcast/ https://www.instagram.com/hatemalepodcast/ https://twitter.com/hatemalepodcast Producer: Steve Labedz Music: Robert Bock https://www.thewelltempered.com/ Art: Rowan Gray https://www.rowangray.net/

Surprisingly Nora has a theme for this week and its ABORTIONS. Sort of. Ellen and Nora discuss the penultimate Hot Girl Schedule, a self proclaimed "servant of the Lord" who wants to ban women going to the gym all together, and a man who asks a woman on a first date for dinner, drinks, and to possibly get her pregnant. Pour yourself a stiff drink for this one, friends! The Internet is a weird place! We all know this. We all accept this. And yet, people across this nightmarish global network are still surprising us by finding the most bizarre ways to make us uncomfortable. How many times have you opened a message on your social media, email, or otherwise and thought, ‘what the literal fuck was that?’ Join us at Hate Male Podcast as we delve into our menagerie of stories from people all over the world, and read aloud the unsolicited (and often hilarious) messages received on the internet. The world is terrible! So let’s laugh at it together in what could be considered as a potentially unhealthy coping mechanism. Follow us on social media to stay updated! https://www.facebook.com/hatemalepodcast/ https://www.instagram.com/hatemalepodcast/ https://twitter.com/hatemalepodcast Producer: Steve Labedz Music: Robert Bock https://www.thewelltempered.com/ Art: Rowan Gray https://www.rowangray.net/

Friends- stay away from men who use the phrase 'Giga Chad' unironically, get in that spontaneous face ride if you're into it, and don't reply to that man who's requiring a signed prenup in his dating app bio. Just don't do it. The Internet is a weird place! We all know this. We all accept this. And yet, people across this nightmarish global network are still surprising us by finding the most bizarre ways to make us uncomfortable. How many times have you opened a message on your social media, email, or otherwise and thought, ‘what the literal fuck was that?’ Join us at Hate Male Podcast as we delve into our menagerie of stories from people all over the world, and read aloud the unsolicited (and often hilarious) messages received on the internet. The world is terrible! So let’s laugh at it together in what could be considered as a potentially unhealthy coping mechanism. Follow us on social media to stay updated! https://www.facebook.com/hatemalepodcast/ https://www.instagram.com/hatemalepodcast/ https://twitter.com/hatemalepodcast Producer: Steve Labedz Music: Robert Bock https://www.thewelltempered.com/ Art: Rowan Gray https://www.rowangray.net/

Don't you just love when men blame women for not wanting to have sex with them because women are the problem? Of course you do, and thank goodness- because we got a whole lot of that nonsense in today's episode! Nora and Ellen also talk about a man who cancels a date 30 minutes before because he apparently met someone else (total bologna and hogwash), and a girl who hops back on Tindr only to be contacted by a man who can only be described as the literal worst human on the planet. The Internet is a weird place! We all know this. We all accept this. And yet, people across this nightmarish global network are still surprising us by finding the most bizarre ways to make us uncomfortable. How many times have you opened a message on your social media, email, or otherwise and thought, ‘what the literal fuck was that?’ Join us at Hate Male Podcast as we delve into our menagerie of stories from people all over the world, and read aloud the unsolicited (and often hilarious) messages received on the internet. The world is terrible! So let’s laugh at it together in what could be considered as a potentially unhealthy coping mechanism. Follow us on social media to stay updated! https://www.facebook.com/hatemalepodcast/ https://www.instagram.com/hatemalepodcast/ https://twitter.com/hatemalepodcast Producer: Steve Labedz Music: Robert Bock https://www.thewelltempered.com/ Art: Rowan Gray https://www.rowangray.net/

Flaming! Hot! Garbage! That's all we have for you this week! Nora and Ellen discuss a man who has a hard time with modern dating, the worst way to reject a wedding invite, and sucking tequila off of toes. The Internet is a weird place! We all know this. We all accept this. And yet, people across this nightmarish global network are still surprising us by finding the most bizarre ways to make us uncomfortable. How many times have you opened a message on your social media, email, or otherwise and thought, ‘what the literal fuck was that?’ Join us at Hate Male Podcast as we delve into our menagerie of stories from people all over the world, and read aloud the unsolicited (and often hilarious) messages received on the internet. The world is terrible! So let’s laugh at it together in what could be considered as a potentially unhealthy coping mechanism. Follow us on social media to stay updated! https://www.facebook.com/hatemalepodcast/ https://www.instagram.com/hatemalepodcast/ https://twitter.com/hatemalepodcast Producer: Steve Labedz Music: Robert Bock https://www.thewelltempered.com/ Art: Rowan Gray https://www.rowangray.net/

A man who wants to feed his date spaghetti made of milk, a man who doubles down on his harassment of his friend, and a man who thinks a woman's body is an open invitation for commentary. Are we having fun yet?? The Internet is a weird place! We all know this. We all accept this. And yet, people across this nightmarish global network are still surprising us by finding the most bizarre ways to make us uncomfortable. How many times have you opened a message on your social media, email, or otherwise and thought, ‘what the literal fuck was that?’ Join us at Hate Male Podcast as we delve into our menagerie of stories from people all over the world, and read aloud the unsolicited (and often hilarious) messages received on the internet. The world is terrible! So let’s laugh at it together in what could be considered as a potentially unhealthy coping mechanism. Follow us on social media to stay updated! https://www.facebook.com/hatemalepodcast/ https://www.instagram.com/hatemalepodcast/ https://twitter.com/hatemalepodcast Producer: Steve Labedz Music: Robert Bock https://www.thewelltempered.com/ Art: Rowan Gray https://www.rowangray.net/

Sage advice from Ellen's six year old nephew, a figure model who doesn't show enough nipple, and a nice guy who says he's entitled to harass women however much he wants. Get in the car, losers, we're going straight to hell! (It's where the whores go). The Internet is a weird place! We all know this. We all accept this. And yet, people across this nightmarish global network are still surprising us by finding the most bizarre ways to make us uncomfortable. How many times have you opened a message on your social media, email, or otherwise and thought, ‘what the literal fuck was that?’ Join us at Hate Male Podcast as we delve into our menagerie of stories from people all over the world, and read aloud the unsolicited (and often hilarious) messages received on the internet. The world is terrible! So let’s laugh at it together in what could be considered as a potentially unhealthy coping mechanism. Follow us on social media to stay updated! https://www.facebook.com/hatemalepodcast/ https://www.instagram.com/hatemalepodcast/ https://twitter.com/hatemalepodcast Producer: Steve Labedz Music: Robert Bock https://www.thewelltempered.com/ Art: Rowan Gray https://www.rowangray.net/

This episode is full of games! Just kidding, it's terrible- but we do play Bingo. Ellen and Nora get serious and discuss the harms of fatphobia, technology as it relates to violence against women, and the problem straight women play in the patriarchy. The Internet is a weird place! We all know this. We all accept this. And yet, people across this nightmarish global network are still surprising us by finding the most bizarre ways to make us uncomfortable. How many times have you opened a message on your social media, email, or otherwise and thought, ‘what the literal fuck was that?’ Join us at Hate Male Podcast as we delve into our menagerie of stories from people all over the world, and read aloud the unsolicited (and often hilarious) messages received on the internet. The world is terrible! So let’s laugh at it together in what could be considered as a potentially unhealthy coping mechanism. Follow us on social media to stay updated! https://www.facebook.com/hatemalepodcast/ https://www.instagram.com/hatemalepodcast/ https://twitter.com/hatemalepodcast Producer: Steve Labedz Music: Robert Bock https://www.thewelltempered.com/ Art: Rowan Gray https://www.rowangray.net/

Nora and Ellen are back in the same room for this episode and they are FIRED UP. Producer Steve is here, fixing some drinks that results in a lot of yelling about pegging to Shrek 2, which pre 1997 Disney movie is the best to bone to, and a whole hullabaloo of misogynistic messages. The Internet is a weird place! We all know this. We all accept this. And yet, people across this nightmarish global network are still surprising us by finding the most bizarre ways to make us uncomfortable. How many times have you opened a message on your social media, email, or otherwise and thought, ‘what the literal fuck was that?’ Join us at Hate Male Podcast as we delve into our menagerie of stories from people all over the world, and read aloud the unsolicited (and often hilarious) messages received on the internet. The world is terrible! So let’s laugh at it together in what could be considered as a potentially unhealthy coping mechanism. Follow us on social media to stay updated! https://www.facebook.com/hatemalepodcast/ https://www.instagram.com/hatemalepodcast/ https://twitter.com/hatemalepodcast Producer: Steve Labedz Music: Robert Bock https://www.thewelltempered.com/ Art: Rowan Gray https://www.rowangray.net/

You know what's wild? You know, actually, there's no way to put into words how off the rails this episode gets. This week, Nora and Ellen discuss pencils that make you horny, attempting to find a husband in this climate, and how if a man just wants to poke your hymen you should RUN, RUN AWAY VERY FAST BECAUSE WTF. The Internet is a weird place! We all know this. We all accept this. And yet, people across this nightmarish global network are still surprising us by finding the most bizarre ways to make us uncomfortable. How many times have you opened a message on your social media, email, or otherwise and thought, ‘what the literal fuck was that?’ Join us at Hate Male Podcast as we delve into our menagerie of stories from people all over the world, and read aloud the unsolicited (and often hilarious) messages received on the internet. The world is terrible! So let’s laugh at it together in what could be considered as a potentially unhealthy coping mechanism. Follow us on social media to stay updated! https://www.facebook.com/hatemalepodcast/ https://www.instagram.com/hatemalepodcast/ https://twitter.com/hatemalepodcast Producer: Steve Labedz Music: Robert Bock https://www.thewelltempered.com/ Art: Rowan Gray https://www.rowangray.net/

Get in the boat, losers, we’re going to read some dating app bios. Are they good? Are they terrible? Tune in to find out! The Internet is a weird place! We all know this. We all accept this. And yet, people across this nightmarish global network are still surprising us by finding the most bizarre ways to make us uncomfortable. How many times have you opened a message on your social media, email, or otherwise and thought, ‘what the literal fuck was that?’ Join us at Hate Male Podcast as we delve into our menagerie of stories from people all over the world, and read aloud the unsolicited (and often hilarious) messages received on the internet. The world is terrible! So let’s laugh at it together in what could be considered as a potentially unhealthy coping mechanism. Follow us on social media to stay updated! https://www.facebook.com/hatemalepodcast/ https://www.instagram.com/hatemalepodcast/ https://twitter.com/hatemalepodcast Producer: Steve Labedz Music: Robert Bock https://www.thewelltempered.com/ Art: Rowan Gray https://www.rowangray.net/