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Issue #63: Eyes on the Prize

8/14/2018
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Come one, come all! Step right up, and let me guess your weight or some shit. This episode is a bucket of fun. Wind up your arm hole, lean on your left toe, and huck that chuck at this here milk thing. Meanwhile, we’re going to talk about our favorite carnival prizes, Tanner’s fight, and Drew’s height. Man Loses Life Savings Playing Carnival Game, Wins Giant BananaCarl SorensonTwitterFacebookRedditheadlineheroescast@gmail.com319-596-6766

Duration:00:53:16

Issue #62: There’s Your (Zodiac) Sign

8/7/2018
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I hope you’re hungry, because this episode is all-you-can-hear! With Drew lost in time and space, we had a hot, fresh guest delivered right to our door. Join us as we dig into some egg rolls and discuss movie scene pitches, uncover the Zodiac Killer identity, and reveal what food we could eat a ton of. All-you-can-eat restaurant closes after customers eat too muchCarl SorensonTwitterFacebookRedditheadlineheroescast@gmail.com319-596-6766

Duration:00:38:57

Issue #61: How Do You Do, Fellow Kids?

7/31/2018
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Wuts up you lit fams, who's gucci to dab in this here family friendly dance function? Swell! Thrill ur trill, flip that flop, and save room for Jesus as we text at you some knowledge on The Great Australian Conspiracy, Junkyard Wars, and ;D Lottery Winner Picks Up Check In Emoji Wink MaskCarl SorensonTwitterFacebookRedditheadlineheroescast@gmail.com319-596-6766 Find out more on the Headline Heroes website.

Duration:00:48:09

Issue #60: Suze Over My Hammy

7/24/2018
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Woman Says Neil Armstrong Gave Her A Vial Of Moon Dust, Sues NASA To Keep ItCarl SorensonTwitterFacebookRedditheadlineheroescast@gmail.com319-596-6766 Find out more on the Headline Heroes website.

Duration:00:46:11

Issue 59: Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Only Left Turns

7/17/2018
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Drivers! Start your engines! We want a clean fight here. No unnecessary roughness, but of course all headbutts. Meanwhile, here’s another episode, in which we discuss Rules of Engagement Advice, Jurassic NASCAR, and HeadOn, apply directly to head. Woman Gets Head Stuck In Exhaust PipeCarl SorensonTwitterFacebookheadlineheroescast@gmail.com319-596-6766Reddit Find out more on the Headline Heroes website.

Duration:00:48:55

Special Edition #10: The One Where Drew Watches The Simpsons

7/10/2018
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Tanner is gone, so Nate finally sat Drew down and forced him to watch an episode of The Simpsons. Listen in as they discuss the episode “You Only Move Twice” and along the way, they talk about flying houses, bridal showers, and Drew’s coffee run. Find out more on the Headline Heroes website.

Duration:00:41:46

Issue 58: Risky Sockness

7/3/2018
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Who’s hungry for some Greek… socks. Anyone? Alright, while you’re perusing the menu, we’re going to talk about Grounded for Life, Foreman McCallister, and whether or not pissing your pants is public urination. Find out more on the Headline Heroes website.

Duration:00:41:14

Issue 57: Mob Rescue

6/26/2018
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Rev up those fryers because I am ready to podcast! We’re cooking up an extra special episode for you this week. Order up and listen to us discuss Bar Rescue, Capri Sun commercials, and a shit load of rats. Find out more on the Headline Heroes website.

Duration:00:41:51

Special Edition #9: Traffic Jam Session

6/19/2018
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Vroom Vroom. Rev up those engines and get on the road before traffic hits! Drew is mysteriously missing this week, and the boys have given up hope of ever seeing him again. Call dibs on shotgun while we tune the radio to the Fast and Furious franchise, Pepsi accidents, and our latest movie pitch. Find out more on the Headline Heroes website.

Duration:00:35:09

Issue #56: The Bear Facts, Folks

6/12/2018
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ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? Well, you will be by the time this episode finishes. We think that a 5 by 5 foot machine could turn trees into waffles faster than a giant man with waffle irons for hands. Gather round this here campfire as we talk about waffle tall-tales, horrible ballsses, and Cat Steven’s apotheosis. Find out more on the Headline Heroes website.

Duration:00:41:47

Issue #55: The Krystal

6/5/2018
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You know what’s great? The Krystal. My favorite part about the Krystal is how it’s really krystally, and how it’s always there for you. I love the Krystal. Krystal Krystal Krystal. Krystal. Here’s an episode. Topics: Lake Placid sequels, geese and how they suck, and Battle Animal Powers. Find out more on the Headline Heroes website.

Duration:00:47:28

Issue #54: Lawnside Heroes

5/29/2018
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Sniff Sniff What… what is that stanky, horrible smell? It smells like an egg that ate a skunk that ate another skunk. Where’s that coming from? Well, while we try to nose this out, why don’t you listen up to this episode here. We talk about grass types (but not Pokémon), smelly roommates, and alien visitors with gifts of Mexican. Find out more on the Headline Heroes website.

Duration:00:43:03

Issue #53: Love is Love Bird

5/22/2018
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In this episode we take to the skies yet again. This time with a flying ostrich. That’s normal, right? Chirp away as we talk about Hardware Nate, Matthew Broderick acting choices, and we get a surprise voicemail. Find out more on the Headline Heroes website.

Duration:00:37:49

Issue #52: Fart Mug

5/15/2018
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In this episode you gotta know when to hold em, know when to fold em. Know when to steal a boy, know when to run (from the police). While we are busy going to prison, why don’t you listen to us talk about Spencer’s gifts, Drew and Nate’s new living arrangements, and the goose poop kid. Find out more on the Headline Heroes website.

Duration:00:43:03

Issue #51: Koala La Land

5/8/2018
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Throw on your stovepipe hat and your biggest fanny pack, it’s time to get randy! It’s a blast from the past on this week’s episode, and it’s time for four scores to be settled. Throw around the ol’ possum as we discuss unnecessary basketball movies, Osmosis Jones, and John Wilkes Tollbooths. Find out more on the Headline Heroes website.

Duration:00:42:47

Issue #50: Cliché 50th Episode Spectacular

5/1/2018
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Can you believe it has already been 50 episodes of Headline Heroes? We definitely can’t, and we proved it in this episode. Join in as we take your questions and give you the answers you’ve been dying for. Then tune in as Drew presents a quiz, and Carl sends us an urgent message. Find out more on the Headline Heroes website.

Duration:00:58:47

Issue #49: When You Wish Upon a Phil

4/24/2018
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We predict this episode will be weird and wet. And we are right. Gather around our genie crystal ball to see wet dollar bills, Bedazzled, and a return to Thug Looney Toons. Find out more on the Headline Heroes website.

Duration:00:36:55

Issue #48: Elton John Don’t Sue Us, Please

4/17/2018
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What’s that in the sky! It’s a rocket! It’s a ghost! No! It’s a rocket ghost! Let’s start the countdown from 10 as we discuss Power Rangers of Oz, giant Earth sized magnets, and we get a first hand report on how to cook a podcast. Find out more on the Headline Heroes website.

Duration:00:45:07

Issue #47: THAT

4/10/2018
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It’s time to talk about That. You may want to talk about It, but we’re talking about That. That’s that. Does that clear that up? Insert a quarter and try to win a prize as we clear our throats, 9 foot Tom Hanks, and a Kenan and Kel reunion. Find out more on the Headline Heroes website.

Duration:00:35:55

Issue #46: Banana You Glad I Didn’t Say Orange?

4/3/2018
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Oops, look out! You almost stepped on that banana peel you silly goose. What’s the peel doing out in that tennis court!? Take a seat and learn how to open a banana, get an update about your favorite blue collar comedian, and remember America’s most roided president. Find out more on the Headline Heroes website.

Duration:00:40:12