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Issue #96: Bees?????????

4/23/2019
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Was your father a beekeeper? Because it looks like someone put bees in your eyes. Buzz Buzz! Well, we will call 911 for you, but in the meantime let us regale you with Independence Day, the Power Ranger’s ooze, and Tanner’s new wedding date. Doctors find four bees in woman's eye, feeding on her tearsCarl SorensonTwitterFacebookRedditheadlineheroescast@gmail.com319-596-6766 Find out more on the Headline Heroes website.

Duration:00:43:31

Issue #95: Uber Beats

4/16/2019
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Hey it’s us, your UberEats drivers. We’re out front with a brand new podcast for you. Oops we think we’re actually in the wrong city, we’ll be there in a flash. But don’t you worry, once we get there we’ll have a piping hot podcast for you with Tanner’s controversial food opinions, strange orders at the drive-thru Q/A, and smashing mailboxes. German teenager loses driving license after 49 minutesCarl SorensonTwitterFacebookRedditheadlineheroescast@gmail.com319-596-6766 Find out more on the...

Duration:00:39:23

Issue #94: Jingle All the Pray

4/9/2019
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It’s here at last: Christmas in April! The tree is up, the presents are wrapped, and the mantises are praying. But be careful what you wish for, especially if what you wish for is Camp games, an Ant-man theory, or bug dissection. Over 100 Praying Mantises Take Over Home After Woman Buys Infested Christmas TreeCarl SorensonTwitterFacebookRedditheadlineheroescast@gmail.com319-596-6766 Find out more on the Headline Heroes website.

Duration:00:36:45

Issue #93: Eye for an I, Robot

4/2/2019
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This week’s episode deals with some heavy subject matter: Bill Engvall’s current status. Oh also we make a robot hero that protects kids or something. Walk the appropriate speed over here so I can tell you all about getting detention, mean older brothers, and giving parents wedgies. ISS robot accuses crew of being meanCarl SorensonTwitterFacebookRedditheadlineheroescast@gmail.com319-596-6766 Find out more on the Headline Heroes website.

Duration:00:43:59

Issue #92: Specter-cide

3/26/2019
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I guess you could say this episode has a bit of a green thumb. Join us as we get down in the garden, rip out those weeds, and taste some dirt. We have plenty to talk about like Marvel-madness, knowing when you are an Iron Man, and we have a couple of updates for you. Dead gardener may have taken revenge from beyond the graveCarl SorensonTwitterFacebookRedditheadlineheroescast@gmail.com319-596-6766 Find out more on the Headline Heroes website.

Duration:00:46:16

Issue #91: No Rules Just Fight

3/19/2019
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G’day, mate! How many? Two? Alright, table or booth? Great right this way. Today’s special is a kick ass bloomin’ onion that will knock your socks off and unlock your latent superpowers. While you peruse the menu, why don’t I fill you up with some flooded basements, walkabouts, and beefy kangaroos. https://www.ktvu.com/news/court-documents-daughter-ran-after-parents-with-knife-after-they-refused-to-take-her-to-outback?Carl...

Duration:00:39:49

Issue #91: No Rules Just Fight

3/19/2019
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G’day, mate! How many? Two? Alright, table or booth? Great right this way. Today’s special is a kick ass bloomin’ onion that will knock your socks off and unlock your latent superpowers. While you peruse the menu, why don’t I fill you up with some flooded basements, walkabouts, and beefy kangaroos. Daughter ran after parents with knife after they refused to take her to OutbackCarl SorensonTwitterFacebookRedditheadlineheroescast@gmail.com319-596-6766 Find out more on the Headline Heroes...

Duration:00:28:18

Issue #90: Get In, We’re Going Robbing

3/12/2019
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Listen, we get it. Being a villain in THIS economy? Are you kidding me?! Never fear, our latest comic creation has you covered. Pull out your phone and place an order for the first 10 Ocean’s movies, the proper name for an airship, and laser mini bars. Indiana man takes cab to and from bank to rob it, police sayCarl SorensonTwitterFacebookRedditheadlineheroescast@gmail.com319-596-6766 Find out more on the Headline Heroes website.

Duration:00:44:49

Issue #89: The Stash of Superman

3/5/2019
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It’s a bird! It’s a plane! No, it’s melting my face! WHY DID I LOOK AT IT? Hey sorry about that, but shit happens when you get to the top of a pyramid. While you recover listen to us talk about Business Tanner, pee timing, and Drew’s old movie reviews. Egypt Authorities Investigate X-Rated Photos On Top Of Great PyramidCarl SorensonTwitterFacebookRedditheadlineheroescast@gmail.com319-596-6766 Find out more on the Headline Heroes website.

Duration:00:48:11

Issue #88: The Social Nutwork

2/26/2019
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Listen, before we get started we just want to be straight with you. In this episode, we talk A LOT about truck nuts. We didn’t ask for this, we didn’t want this, but we did it. Buckle up and listen to us talk about the continued curse of the Minnesota mozzarella sticks, supporting our troops, and all the tips you’ll need for a successful trip to “The Veg”. North Carolina man searching for Ford pickup his wife was born in 36 years agoCarl...

Duration:00:51:53

Issue #87: Tooth Hurty

2/19/2019
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Hey there, it's been awhile! Have you brushed your teeth? Flossed? Don’t lie to us, we can tell! Let us get our hands on those chompers. Open wide as we try to talk to you about our Valentine’s Day plans, As Told By Ginger, and finally Tooth Horse. Alabama Woman Is Frightened After Zombie Teeth Get Stuck In Her MouthCarl SorensonTwitterFacebookRedditheadlineheroescast@gmail.com319-596-6766 Find out more on the Headline Heroes website.

Duration:00:43:41

Reissue #1: The Sauce is McRib

2/12/2019
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This week our schedules were just a too busy to be able to record, so we have an old favorite to share with you instead! Get ready for the crunchiest prison escape story ever told. This week we smooth out the details of Mr Ed’s dark secret, mom names, and the return of everyone’s favorite name game. Inmates use peanut butter to escape Alabama jailCarl SorensonTwitterFacebookRedditheadlineheroescast@gmail.com319-596-6766 Find out more on the Headline Heroes website.

Duration:00:46:17

Issue #86: Fatamari Damacy

2/5/2019
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Get out of the way! There’s a giant ball of fat heading your way! Duck into that London phone booth. That ought to help. While you’re in there, and not about to die, let us show you this episode. Nate’s gone, but Tanner and Drew hold up the fort no problem. They talk about the triumph of cinema “The Day After Tomorrow”, the value menu, and a bunch of greasy aliens. Massive Fatberg Found Blocking Sewer In British Seaside TownCarl...

Duration:00:49:27

Issue #85: Milk’s Favorite Podcast

1/29/2019
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Get out a big glass of milk, because daddy splurged and bought a special treat for everyone. Dunk on in as we discuss the death of The Dream, school sponsored tragedies, and saying the word “Cream” far too many times. Football players suspended from team for running naked with Oreos wedged in buttocksCarl SorensonTwitterFacebookRedditheadlineheroescast@gmail.com319-596-6766 Find out more on the Headline Heroes website.

Duration:00:27:51

Issue #84: St. Nicktatorship

1/22/2019
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Have you been naughty or extra naughty? Santa’s got some punishment for you. While you’re enslaved with the fear of entering the island of misfit toys, listen up to this. We talk about Drew’s fun new game, Big Brother Mooch, and our first ever fan email. Norman's long-time Santa Claus struck by car on OU campus, now hospitalizedCarl SorensonTwitterFacebookRedditheadlineheroescast@gmail.com319-596-6766 Find out more on the Headline Heroes website.

Duration:00:48:43

Issue #83: Pirates of the Scaribbean

1/15/2019
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This episode may not have Drew in it but it DOES have everything you could hope for in a good story: love, marriage, heartbreak, absent fathers, and ghost babies. Grab a bottle of rum and listen in as we discuss cousin Oliver, Stone Cold Steve Austin, and Drew’s experimental surgery. Irish woman, fed up of trying to find perfect man, marries 300 year old ghost of pirateCarl SorensonTwitterFacebookRedditheadlineheroescast@gmail.com319-596-6766 Find out more on the Headline Heroes website.

Duration:00:41:25

Issue #82: Hanna-Barbaric

1/8/2019
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Cast your mind back to those sweet Saturday mornings where you’d get up early, grab some cereal, and hunker down in front of the TV for some Hanna-Barbera cartoons. Wasn’t that great? Well, this episode is gonna try to murder them. Start chomping away on that cereal as we talk about our return from the holidays, cartoon baby adoption, and the most dangerous game: Jabberjaw. Florida Man Dressed as Fred Flintstone Stopped By DeputyCarl...

Duration:00:46:31

Special Edition #12: It's a 'Best of' Episode

1/1/2019
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Happy New Year! Only one more year before we can make "hindsight is 2020" jokes, and that right there is reason enough to celebrate. We are coming at you with another special edition. That's right! It's a 'best of' episode! Listen back to some of the best moments from episodes 1-6, back when our podcast was just a humble seed. Look at us now! We are still a seed, just one we forgot to water. Anyway, enjoy! Carl SorensonTwitterFacebookRedditheadlineheroescast@gmail.com319-596-6766 Find out...

Duration:00:34:44

Special Edition #11: Santa Farce

12/25/2018
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Merry Christmas everyone! We hope it's fantastic for you, and hey if you need a break from the ol' family, here's an episode for you! It was recorded over a month ago, when we all gathered together in Omaha to visit Tanner. And as is now tradition, we watched a shitty movie. So lock the bathroom door, put in your earbugs to drown out your family yelling at each other for not bringing the relish tray, and enjoy! Carl SorensonTwitterFacebookRedditheadlineheroescast@gmail.com319-596-6766 Find...

Duration:01:21:48

Issue #81: Seal of Approval

12/18/2018
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How about some sushi in your face? Served up by a seal!? You are in for a treat with this episode then. Join Tanner and Drew, as they talk about missing Nate, Nate where are you, and of course, Nate please come back. Why Did An Octopus-Wielding Seal Slap A Kayaker In The Face?Carl SorensonTwitterFacebookRedditheadlineheroescast@gmail.com319-596-6766 Find out more on the Headline Heroes website.

Duration:00:35:59