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Issue #72: When the Moon Hits Your Thigh Like a Big Pizza Pie

10/16/2018
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Tanner is off chasing waterfalls this episode (even though we told him to stick to rivers and lakes) so it’s just Nate and Drew this time. Pull out your notepad and be prepared to write down some ripe Drew knowledge as he fills you in on the best noodles, Space Chopped, and the height of the United States. Satan Ruled Out As Experts Puzzle Over Mysterious Flaming Pit In ArkansasCarl SorensonTwitterFacebookRedditheadlineheroescast@gmail.com319-596-6766 Find out more on the Headline Heroes...

Duration:00:44:11

Issue #71: The Good, the Bad, and the Gators

10/9/2018
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This podcast episode ain’t big enough for the 3 of us. Well, maybe it is if we can just get rid of all these damn alligators. Come sit with us by the campfire as we tell you tales of fun chip clips, GooseBoomps, and funeral war crimes. Great-grandmother kills 12-foot gator with one shot; she thinks it ate her miniature horseCarl SorensonTwitterFacebookRedditheadlineheroescast@gmail.com319-596-6766 Find out more on the Headline Heroes website.

Duration:00:46:39

Issue #70: The People’s Butt

10/2/2018
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Can you smell what The Rock is cooking? You might want to be careful, because it could be explosive. Or cod. Or both. If you’d prefer to steer clear, come over to our house and we’ll tell you about our new favorite AAA video game, the Screen Actor’s Guild, and wrestling in the ‘90s. Virginia Man Accused Of Rubbing Produce On Buttocks And Putting It Back On Shelves Carl SorensonTwitterFacebookRedditheadlineheroescast@gmail.com319-596-6766 Find out more on the Headline Heroes website.

Duration:00:35:11

Issue #69: Sixty-Brine

9/25/2018
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The Pickle Fair is finally here, and the festivities are in full swing! Tickle my pickle as we discuss everything. Drew brings his general grievances to court, we talk about the perfect Bloody Mary, and we reveal Nate’s deadly sin. Ho boy what an episode! Sweet Or Sour? Pickle Fair Hits Boston's Seaport DistrictCarl SorensonTwitterFacebookRedditheadlineheroescast@gmail.com319-596-6766 Find out more on the Headline Heroes website.

Duration:00:53:54

Issue #68: Set Sail For Fun

9/18/2018
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ar me mateys! I just emerged from this salted pork barrel, and I’m ready to hit some theme parks. Who’s with me? T-shirts are on me! It’s a five hour drive on my ship, but we can share some scuttlebutt about souvenir t-shirts, the shelf life of pork, and our favorite comedian’s health condition. An escaped parrot stuck on a roof told its rescuers to ‘f* off’Carl SorensonTwitterFacebookRedditheadlineheroescast@gmail.com319-596-6766 Find out more on the Headline Heroes website.

Duration:00:33:57

Issue #67: Chairman of the Paddle Board

9/11/2018
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Paddle down your boards and don’t be late! It’s time for another episode of Headline Heroes! Listen up as we come to you live from the field with a PSL update, bad video quality, and we get a call from an angry listener. Man dons suit, paddle boards across Hudson to make meeting on timeCarl SorensonTwitterFacebookRedditheadlineheroescast@gmail.com319-596-6766 Find out more on the Headline Heroes website.

Duration:00:36:08

Issue #66: Four Thumbs Good, Two Thumbs Bad

9/4/2018
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Hey how many thumbs do you have? Not two? Perfect. Welcome to the thumb mob. We’re going to war against these here pigs. So thumb up, and listen to our mob training videos, which cover some shitty banter about Rob Schneider, what’s in a cannoli, and all this peanut butter in my books. An ‘obviously drunk guy’ in Ohio told police a pig was following him. He was sober, and the pig was real.Carl SorensonTwitterFacebookRedditheadlineheroescast@gmail.com319-596-6766 Find out more on the Headline...

Duration:00:40:33

Issue #65: If You Give a Mouse a PIN

8/28/2018
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Ahh! In the corner! There’s a rat! Get it! Get it! Golly if only there was a rat catching superhero! Well, while we think on that, why don’t you listen to us ramble mindlessly about rat catching long cons, the classic Matthew Broderick film “Mouse Hunt”, and of course Drew’s feature film debut. Hungry rat shreds more than $17,500 of cash inside ATM in IndiaCarl SorensonTwitterFacebookRedditheadlineheroescast@gmail.com319-596-6766 Find out more on the Headline Heroes website.

Duration:00:41:08

Issue #64: Hot Dog Mojo

8/21/2018
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Ay, oh whatchu want on your premo 100% beef dog? Keep it snappy I got a line formin’ here! I got all the fixins you could ever want: Keanu Powers: International Neo of Mystery, the danger of Cheddarwurst Chin, and our serial killer scenario that comes to us a little too easily. Also, we’re out of relish. Sorry. Phillie Phanatic Shoots Baseball Fan In the Eye With Hot DogCarl SorensonTwitterFacebookRedditheadlineheroescast@gmail.com319-596-6766

Duration:00:40:15

Issue #63: Eyes on the Prize

8/14/2018
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Come one, come all! Step right up, and let me guess your weight or some shit. This episode is a bucket of fun. Wind up your arm hole, lean on your left toe, and huck that chuck at this here milk thing. Meanwhile, we’re going to talk about our favorite carnival prizes, Tanner’s fight, and Drew’s height. Man Loses Life Savings Playing Carnival Game, Wins Giant BananaCarl SorensonTwitterFacebookRedditheadlineheroescast@gmail.com319-596-6766

Duration:00:53:16

Issue #62: There’s Your (Zodiac) Sign

8/7/2018
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I hope you’re hungry, because this episode is all-you-can-hear! With Drew lost in time and space, we had a hot, fresh guest delivered right to our door. Join us as we dig into some egg rolls and discuss movie scene pitches, uncover the Zodiac Killer identity, and reveal what food we could eat a ton of. All-you-can-eat restaurant closes after customers eat too muchCarl SorensonTwitterFacebookRedditheadlineheroescast@gmail.com319-596-6766

Duration:00:38:57

Issue #61: How Do You Do, Fellow Kids?

7/31/2018
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Wuts up you lit fams, who's gucci to dab in this here family friendly dance function? Swell! Thrill ur trill, flip that flop, and save room for Jesus as we text at you some knowledge on The Great Australian Conspiracy, Junkyard Wars, and ;D Lottery Winner Picks Up Check In Emoji Wink MaskCarl SorensonTwitterFacebookRedditheadlineheroescast@gmail.com319-596-6766 Find out more on the Headline Heroes website.

Duration:00:48:09

Issue #60: Suze Over My Hammy

7/24/2018
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Blast off in 3… 2… 1… And we have lift off. To your left, you will see the sun setting on the horizon, and on your right is a new episode of your favorite podcast, Headline Heroes! Let’s do a comms check and listen in as we discuss Tanner’s vertical leap, rabbits on the moon, and the sequel we’ve all been waiting for. Woman Says Neil Armstrong Gave Her A Vial Of Moon Dust, Sues NASA To Keep ItCarl SorensonTwitterFacebookRedditheadlineheroescast@gmail.com319-596-6766 Find out more on the...

Duration:00:46:11

Issue #59: Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Only Left Turns

7/17/2018
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Drivers! Start your engines! We want a clean fight here. No unnecessary roughness, but of course all headbutts. Meanwhile, here’s another episode, in which we discuss Rules of Engagement Advice, Jurassic NASCAR, and HeadOn, apply directly to head. Woman Gets Head Stuck In Exhaust PipeCarl SorensonTwitterFacebookheadlineheroescast@gmail.com319-596-6766Reddit Find out more on the Headline Heroes website.

Duration:00:48:55

Special Edition #10: The One Where Drew Watches The Simpsons

7/10/2018
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Tanner is gone, so Nate finally sat Drew down and forced him to watch an episode of The Simpsons. Listen in as they discuss the episode “You Only Move Twice” and along the way, they talk about flying houses, bridal showers, and Drew’s coffee run. Find out more on the Headline Heroes website.

Duration:00:41:46

Issue #58: Risky Sockness

7/3/2018
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Who’s hungry for some Greek… socks. Anyone? Alright, while you’re perusing the menu, we’re going to talk about Grounded for Life, Foreman McCallister, and whether or not pissing your pants is public urination. Find out more on the Headline Heroes website.

Duration:00:41:14

Issue #57: Mob Rescue

6/26/2018
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Rev up those fryers because I am ready to podcast! We’re cooking up an extra special episode for you this week. Order up and listen to us discuss Bar Rescue, Capri Sun commercials, and a shit load of rats. Find out more on the Headline Heroes website.

Duration:00:41:51

Special Edition #9: Traffic Jam Session

6/19/2018
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Vroom Vroom. Rev up those engines and get on the road before traffic hits! Drew is mysteriously missing this week, and the boys have given up hope of ever seeing him again. Call dibs on shotgun while we tune the radio to the Fast and Furious franchise, Pepsi accidents, and our latest movie pitch. Find out more on the Headline Heroes website.

Duration:00:35:09

Issue #56: The Bear Facts, Folks

6/12/2018
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ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? Well, you will be by the time this episode finishes. We think that a 5 by 5 foot machine could turn trees into waffles faster than a giant man with waffle irons for hands. Gather round this here campfire as we talk about waffle tall-tales, horrible ballsses, and Cat Steven’s apotheosis. Find out more on the Headline Heroes website.

Duration:00:41:47

Issue #55: The Krystal

6/5/2018
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You know what’s great? The Krystal. My favorite part about the Krystal is how it’s really krystally, and how it’s always there for you. I love the Krystal. Krystal Krystal Krystal. Krystal. Here’s an episode. Topics: Lake Placid sequels, geese and how they suck, and Battle Animal Powers. Find out more on the Headline Heroes website.

Duration:00:47:28