It’s Probably Heresy
Comedy
It’s Probably Heresy is a comedic actual-play podcast set in the satirical, grimdark universe of Warhammer 40,000. In the dark far future, Acolytes of the God-Emperor’s Inquisition work in secret to safeguard humanity from heretics, aliens, and worse. But things are rarely as they seem, and the Acolytes must rely on their wits just as much as their strength of arms to survive. Join a group of friends as they save lobsters with telekinesis, hunt dinosaurs on a venomous death world, arm wrestle with nuns, and much more in their quest to hold the Imperium together, one day at a time. The Acolytes include: Ketho, a disgraced scion of a noble house on the hunt for his sister’s killer Tyruss, a telepath who is haunted by terrible visions Martin, a Tech-Priest with a worrying enthusiasm for limb replacement Zarkov, a (literally) soulless assassin who just wants to make friends We use the Dark Heresy 2nd Edition system developed by Fantasy Flight Games. If you want to support the show, you can find us at https://www.patreon.com/itsprobablyheresy
Location:
United States
Genres:
Comedy
Description:
It’s Probably Heresy is a comedic actual-play podcast set in the satirical, grimdark universe of Warhammer 40,000. In the dark far future, Acolytes of the God-Emperor’s Inquisition work in secret to safeguard humanity from heretics, aliens, and worse. But things are rarely as they seem, and the Acolytes must rely on their wits just as much as their strength of arms to survive. Join a group of friends as they save lobsters with telekinesis, hunt dinosaurs on a venomous death world, arm wrestle with nuns, and much more in their quest to hold the Imperium together, one day at a time. The Acolytes include: Ketho, a disgraced scion of a noble house on the hunt for his sister’s killer Tyruss, a telepath who is haunted by terrible visions Martin, a Tech-Priest with a worrying enthusiasm for limb replacement Zarkov, a (literally) soulless assassin who just wants to make friends We use the Dark Heresy 2nd Edition system developed by Fantasy Flight Games. If you want to support the show, you can find us at https://www.patreon.com/itsprobablyheresy
Language:
English
Episodes
S.I.N. Files Episode 1:Die ’Ard
12/30/2023
Some Inquisitorial missions are too classified, scuffed, or downright silly to merit publishing in anything pretending to be a serious podcast season. Such disgraceful content is stored in the S.I.N. (Self-Indulgent Nonsense) Files. In our first foray into these deplorable documents, we see our Acolytes using the All Outta Bubblegum rules to thwart an attempted Ork hijacking of their voidship. Any resemblences to a certain Bruce Willis Christmas movie are purely coincidental.
Podcast website: https://www.patreon.com/itsprobablyheresy
This episode features the tracks "Mechanicum" and "Echoes of Time" by Kevin MacLeod: https://incompetech.com/music/
Duration:00:52:55
Season 2 Episode 15: Outtakes and Tangents
1/4/2023
Not every investigation goes smoothly, and sometimes not all the audio is fit for the main vox transmissions back to the Inquisitor. But in the interest of completeness, the more humorous bits are presented here. Listen to in-depth discussions about Tyruss's nose, Eric's struggles with his new kitten, Ned's dad jokes, and much more.
Patreon page: https://www.patreon.com/itsprobablyheresy
Duration:00:24:27
Season 2 Episode 14: Leave Your Phyrrs Behind (Season 2 Finale)
11/30/2022
In the conclusion to the Phyrr adventure arc, the Acolytes return to the research orbital to apprehend the true mastermind behind the Faceless Trade expedition. Ketho schedules brunch, Zarkov threatens some grad students, Martin advocates drastic measures, and Tyruss disposes of the heresy.
Patreon page: https://www.patreon.com/itsprobablyheresy
Duration:00:51:11
Season 2 Episode 13: Everybody Loved Raymond
10/25/2022
As more participants join the climactic battle, the Acolytes are surrounded on all sides. They will have to act quickly to find safety before they are lost forever to the venomous jungles of Phyrr. Tyruss becomes a walking case study for pharmacology students, Martin daydreams about surgery, Zarkov goes for the toes, and Ketho has a waking nightmare.
Patreon page: https://www.patreon.com/itsprobablyheresy
Duration:00:52:39
Season 2, Episode 12: Crossfire
10/4/2022
The Acolytes are pinned down by foes as they try to escape with their prize. Zarkov is inspired, Ketho doesn't have a leg to stand on, Tyruss prepares the dome, and Martin blind-fires.
Patreon link: https://www.patreon.com/itsprobablyheresy
Duration:00:40:34
Season 2 Episode 11: Fish in a Barrel
9/20/2022
The Acolytes are interrupted during their treasure hunt and must contend with hostile smugglers and more esoteric threats as they make their escape. Ketho exacts revenge, Zarkov stops drops and rolls, Martin protects his melon, and Tyruss takes a shower.
Patreon page: https://www.patreon.com/itsprobablyheresy
Duration:00:40:03
Season 2, Episode 10: A Weapon of Prophecy
9/6/2022
The Acolytes reach their destination and find there is more than just a strange energy signature in the jungle. Zarkov doesn't notice anything is amiss, Ketho tries to negotiate, Tyruss sits on a park bench, and Martin prepares a surprise.
Patreon page: https://www.patreon.com/itsprobablyheresy
Duration:00:43:28
Season 2, Episode 9: Hunters or Prey
8/23/2022
The Acolytes close in on their targets, but are they the hunters or the prey? Ketho can hit things when he's not moving, Zarkov drives in donuts, Tyruss plays catch, and Martin can't turn off StickyKeys.
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Duration:00:50:20
Season 2, Episode 8: Run through the Jungle
8/9/2022
The Acolytes are on the trail of their quarry, but the denizens of Phyrr will not make their journey easy. Ketho is too crazy to be afraid, Tyruss reminisces about psyker baseball, Zarkov does a backflip, Martin hangs on for dear life.
Patreon page: https://www.patreon.com/itsprobablyheresy
Duration:00:51:12
Season 2, Episode 7: We’re All A Little Mad Here
7/26/2022
The Acolytes chat with their new acquaintence and propose a friendly wager. Martin talks shop, Zarkov spams the dodge roll button, Tyruss finds a new opponent, and Ketho discovers who is the real deal.
Patreon page: https://www.patreon.com/itsprobablyheresy
Duration:00:43:06
Season 2, Episode 6: Frog and Toad Go Fishing
7/12/2022
The Acolytes venture into the jungles of Phyrr and run afoul of the local wildlife. Tyruss starts fires, Martin makes new biological discoveries, Ketho becomes one with the shadows, and Zarkov shoots fish in a barrel.
Patreon page: https://www.patreon.com/itsprobablyheresy
Duration:00:38:25
Season 2, Episode 5: The Fun Fridge
6/28/2022
The Acolytes make planetfall on Phyrr and investigate two landing sites for clues. Zarkov treads carefully, Tyruss makes new friends, and Martin takes his motor oil shaken, not stirred.
Patreon page: https://www.patreon.com/itsprobablyheresy
Duration:01:11:42
Season 2, Episode 4: Friends in High Places
6/13/2022
The Acolytes board the Phyrr orbital station and meet the Chief Engineseer, then debate how much of their hand they should reveal.
Patreon page: https://www.patreon.com/itsprobablyheresy
Duration:00:49:44
Season 2, Episode 3: Welcoming Party
5/31/2022
The Acolytes arrive in the Phyrr system after their harrowing journey. New faces await them upon their arrival, and suspicion soon runs rampant.
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Duration:00:55:28
Season 2, Episode 2: Painful Memories, Part 2
5/17/2022
The Acolytes continue their nightmare-filled journey through the Warp. Martin recalls a Deathwatch raid on his workshop compound, and Tyruss remembers the time he was brought before the Emperor.
Patreon page: https://www.patreon.com/itsprobablyheresy
Duration:00:50:37
Season 2, Episode 1: Painful Memories, Part 1
5/16/2022
The Acolytes travel through the Warp on their way to their next mission and relive some formative moments from their past. Zarkov recalls a mission gone wrong, and Ketho remembers the night his sister was murdered.
Patreon page: https://www.patreon.com/itsprobablyheresy
Duration:00:38:05
Season 1, Episode 19: Outtakes and Tangents
5/15/2022
Not all Inquisition operations go as planned. Here is a supercut of all the entertaining bits that never made it into the main episodes.
Patreon page: https://www.patreon.com/itsprobablyheresy
Duration:01:24:15
Season 1, Episode 18: Post-Mortem
5/15/2022
In this out-of-character episode, the players behind the Acolytes discuss their adventure on Acheron and have (most of) their burning questions answered.
And yes, Ophelia and Natalie were a couple.
Patreon page: https://www.patreon.com/itsprobablyheresy
Duration:00:34:36
Season 1, Episode 17: Farewell, Acheron (SEASON FINALE)
5/15/2022
With (almost) all questions answered, the Acolytes tie up remaining loose ends and say their goodbyes before leaving Acheron.
Patreon page: https://www.patreon.com/itsprobablyheresy
Duration:00:44:09
Season 1, Episode 16: The Emperor’s Justice
5/14/2022
The Acolytes return to the hive city intent on bringing the full conspiracy to light.
Patreon page: https://www.patreon.com/itsprobablyheresy
Duration:01:08:10