Jerk Mountain
Comedy
A dad and a dick... A cook and a prick... A husband and a... not-husband? You're invited to join our weekly word-salad which serves to document and share conversations that have happened in private for years amongst two life-long friends. A grand creative endeavor that's similar to hanging out with your best buds who never let you talk. That's the jist of the Jerk Mountain philosophy: "an easy, breezy, beautiful radio show"
Location:
United States
Genres:
Comedy
Description:
A dad and a dick... A cook and a prick... A husband and a... not-husband? You're invited to join our weekly word-salad which serves to document and share conversations that have happened in private for years amongst two life-long friends. A grand creative endeavor that's similar to hanging out with your best buds who never let you talk. That's the jist of the Jerk Mountain philosophy: "an easy, breezy, beautiful radio show"
Twitter:
@jerk_mountain
Language:
English
Episodes
The Reverse Scoop
3/2/2020
On this episode of Jerk Mountain, we're tellin’ stories to your kids, having fun with mopeds and scooters, hanging dong in the XFL, playing a game called "sex position or yoga pose?", tearing apart a new KFC sammie, explaining why monicals pizza sucks (spoiler alert- its not the pizza), putting donuts on everything, eating lance snacks and chews, getting anal at work from your hairdresser, the weirdness of double date lookalikes, describing the stereotypical goatee guy, remembering Richard...
Duration:01:23:47
Inside Norman Reedus
2/16/2020
On this episode of Jerk Mountain, it's getting salty as a muhfugg in here as we sit down again with our buddy Martin Gorham and talk about mixing dipping sauces with dipping sauces, cigg'rets and creativity, going through some shit, the wet spot, Screen Time with Wesley Snipes and Alton Brown, the most famous person we've ever met, runny eggs, old cars, PET talk, go fund yourself, and, of course, FOOD! // Music By P0P ZEUS and PIZZABEAR // Listen to us on all your favorite streaming...
Duration:01:15:53
A Hundred Sweaty Butts
2/9/2020
On this episode of Jerk Mountain, we're getting sprite at ye olde stop ’n Rowe, reaching out to be mutually beneficial, realizing that linkedin is a dating app for businessmen, defining eras by the beverage you get, yet another tale of taco bell messing up an order, working hard enough to win a mustang at a corporate event, meditating alongside breathe with me barbie, taking a baseball bat to violet puppy, balancing the variety of kids toys, poking fun at a wacky yoga master movie and...
Duration:00:56:25
There Will Be Mud
2/2/2020
On this episode of Jerk Mountain, we ditch our vape in a random alley in Chicago, get the kale city blues, try and return a box of extra-baked cheezits because they're all burnt, win a hundred bucks on some scratchoffs, petition to fix potholes with pot, see a bunch of hair loss billboards, go to the apple store and make new friends, drop our phones in milk and in the toilet, reflect on the bad times sleeping at friend's houses as a kid, make our belly buttons sing, move in with the apple...
Duration:01:04:23
Ja Will Provide!
1/19/2020
On this episode of Jerk Mountain, we're whistling our words, making the best music with our mouths, debating the best Winslow: Michael vs. Carl, being dense, eating dollar tree's finest candies, witnessing a pair of grannies who love a good deal on wafers, identifying scary elderly drivers, pointing out clever Uber drivers, going straightedge for an episode, discussing Florida man antics and gator sausage, learning how slo-mo pit bull videos are scary and that Alexa can fart, looking at a...
Duration:01:03:15
Grandpa's Sunday Buffet
1/12/2020
On this episode of Jerk Mountain, we're putting Ed McMahon on the table to start, giving our thanks to Willard Scott so we're not afraid of clowns, congratulating Barbara Walters for being the first meme of 2020, admitting how painful it is to watch Dick Clarke’s NYC new years feature (and any NYE party for that matter), recapping our Christmas escapades, including Old people doing old people stuff and The problem with white elephant, getting a bout of food poisoning, reviewing the 14...
Duration:01:29:42
The WJMP Radio Program
1/4/2020
You're tuned to WJMP "Your ONLY Choice" 'Cause it's the only station that comes in clear! We've got Mikey the Madman with you on the ones and twos playing all the tracks we've created in the last year of Jerk Mountain Podcast, Rick Coates with his eye on the weather and traffic, and a guest host who sneaks into the studio while Mikey takes a poop. We'll do a special giveaway to one lucky listener for a great big bag of French Fries, pump out all the hot jams, and keep you vibin' through your...
Duration:00:57:02
There's Only So Much Time For Salmon
12/29/2019
Happy New Year, Jerks! We took some time off to drink oat milk, Malort, and hazy IPA's with our friends and family, so enjoy this episode from the archives where we talk about superglue, organic bullshit, eating mattresses, huffing stuff, Jordan's old car, earbuds, and animal bands. We'll come up with aliases and play a hot track from Lil' YungNug, tell stories about catching people in the act, chime in with Indiana Man, and discuss unique smells! Music by P0P ZEUS Listen to us on all your...
Duration:01:14:06
A Real Christmas Banger
12/22/2019
On this episode of Jerk Mountain, we're making a chili cornbread casserole, going to a concert and pissing off multiple fans, running into people you know in public that you’d rather not know, reflecting on how Home Alone is way more brutal than we remember as kids, wondering if we can add anything else to the Christmas cannon- or is Elf the last & most recent thing, celebrating Mariah Carey's #1 appearance on the charts… again… with a Mariah and Marylin Manson mashup, chewing on Jazzy...
Duration:01:17:28
Dangle Bells
12/16/2019
On this episode of Jerk Mountain, we're ramping up to Christmas with a Dangle update, totally killing the surprise for our siblings, rooting around in a sea of shit for a gem, gaining a strong fangirl with a husband who went to Europe, stretching shirts and looking like a tangerine, joining the Cult-o-Chick-Fil-A and driving home with a few gallons of BBQ sauce, Being too happy at Starbucks, figuring out what gifts to get each other this year, having fun with mattresses, finding crumbs in...
Duration:01:07:26
All Star Farts
12/9/2019
On this episode of JERK MOUNTAIN, we’re in full-on Thanksgiving recovery mode, catching up on some cockrings and Mitt Romney shenanigans with the family at dinner, reasons not to use the turkey bag, joining the flannel gang, pointing out how construction guys are always eating stuff, running through the leaner’s checklist, looking at the downsides of Mexican restaurants including heavy spoons of guac, farting around a hot mic and some of your fans, and we dig into yelp reviews! Follow us on...
Duration:01:00:18
Apple Cinnamon Muffin Dick
12/1/2019
On this episode of Jerk Mountain, the three of us fell ill from a combination of Thanksgiving overeating and head colds, so enjoy this classic from the archives where we're creating a better version of a classic rock song, scronkin' on the oscars, browsing instagram on a PC, shopping for new shirts while playing with our pool noodles, we ask "what's the verdict?", dad makes OJ via fresh-squeezed oranges, we make fun of famous dudes with giant vape rigs, A cast member of Making a Murderer...
Duration:01:20:53
Leather Cheerio
11/23/2019
On this episode of Jerk Mountain, we’re giving nicknames to the ‘ol dirt button, busting nuts over Disney plus, hitting up fast food Mexican joints, saying ‘ope’ after a mistake, receiving odd calls from strange customers, celebrating our seven billionth episode, making giant grocery trips, planning our future surgeries, and playing a rousing round of games including “who said it?”, “real or fake: soundcloud rappers”, and a psychology test. After we take a deep dive into our personalities,...
Duration:01:02:32
Thank You Scientist!
11/18/2019
On this episode of Jerk Mountain, we’re getting called out in public for wearing sweet band t-shirts, combining holiday decorations, drinking loosey beers, infusing drinks with other bullshit, fighting our dad for candy, getting likes on instagram, covering the death of deadspin, getting overwhelmed by different streaming services, replacing the wonky garbage disposal, selling a rouge costco warranty, inconveniencing people over ketchup, we play real or fake sex positions, run through some...
Duration:01:15:48
Good Gravy, Goldberg!
11/10/2019
On this episode of Jerk Mountain, we’re pulling party tricks on the acoustic guitar, hanging up hot babe posters in our bedrooms, wondering why Rachel Ray makes SO MUCH FOOD, cooking with Rube Goldberg, chewing on Ron Popiel’s legacy of dehydrating your wallet, complaining about the burdens of cleaning your kitchen equipment, giving a shoutout to our listeners in France, over-pronouncing words, staging a pizza cookoff, reflecting on the cold snap on halloween, coming up with reasons why...
Duration:01:19:16
Boo Bees
11/3/2019
On this episode of SPOOK MOUNTAIN, we’re casting on all hallows eve and setting our horror movie NBA starting five, planning costume ideas, going out for halloween caroling, remembering fast food bandits of yore, returning stuff guilt-free, baking your own freschetta, setting a framework for simply being honest, choosing our favorite mom, putting the whoppers back, trying hard to pronounce words the way they were meant to be, making a cassette tape wall while they're making a comeback, we’ll...
Duration:01:05:03
You Can't Replace Your Skin
10/28/2019
On this episode of Jerk Mountain, we’re drinking lukewarm coffee as its getting colder outside, donating toys, wakin' up at the crack of nine for a hot wahlberg workout, being the MVB of the facility, the consequences of getting too drunk at a restaurant, tales of natural networking with vintage video games, eating oysters, making it to the front page of your hometown newspaper, riffing on current headlines, stories of Indiana man calling 911 again for outlandish reasons, and origin stories...
Duration:01:25:13
Snail Trails In The Ol' Recliner
10/21/2019
On this episode of Jerk Mountain, we’re helping you rid yourself of bad habits by simply cha-hi-haid-ing, riffing off some less-than-noteworthy headlines, imagining a Ken Kratz interview with a fake butt made of blemis, the pros and cons of body augmentation, jamming some Lion Korn, Pat Boone, and other hardons for grandma, dad accomplishments for the week, a double feature real or fake: porn flicks and generic snack foods, and much more! Music by P0P ZEUS, a lead singer of AC/DC, and Johnny...
Duration:01:16:17
Love Snake
10/14/2019
On this episode of Jerk Mountain, we’re highlighting notable kids in the music business- along with some whose voices don’t match their mugs, nicknames and dick bibs, a baby’s first breadsticks, speaking in gegants, throwing simple birthday parties with an avocado pinata and walkie talkies, improvements in legos since we were young, losing your car at the olden corral, looking back on stores that are no mores, how halloween store owners make a living the rest of the year, making ordinary...
Duration:01:15:48
Happy Pig
10/7/2019
On this episode of Jerk Mountain, we’re talking about things you shouldn’t do on drugs, giving speeches and writing papers in school, WWE on terrestrial TV, the quality of life of fish & pigs, building moats with alligators, hacking your biology with supplements, music for workouts, blowing minds on tindr, beer maidens and hard teas, three things we remember from the show Martin, Real or Fake Guy Fieri quotes, french fried sushi, movies about counterfeit jeans, greasy bathroom vending...
Duration:01:00:33