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A dad and a dick. A cook and a prick. A husband and a... not-husband. You're invited to join our weekly word-salad which serves to document and share conversations that have happened in private for years amongst two life-long friends. A grand creative endeavor that's similar to hanging out with your best buds who never let you talk.

A dad and a dick. A cook and a prick. A husband and a... not-husband. You're invited to join our weekly word-salad which serves to document and share conversations that have happened in private for years amongst two life-long friends. A grand creative endeavor that's similar to hanging out with your best buds who never let you talk.
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A dad and a dick. A cook and a prick. A husband and a... not-husband. You're invited to join our weekly word-salad which serves to document and share conversations that have happened in private for years amongst two life-long friends. A grand creative endeavor that's similar to hanging out with your best buds who never let you talk.

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English


Episodes

A Medicated Dump

8/13/2018
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Sun's-out, buns-out here poolside at the resort on Jerk Mountain, and that can only mean one thing: Public Sweating... everywhere... on everything... while we try to get over this gross factoid, us Jerks are gonna set some ground rules regarding gas station attendant etiquette, decide on the perfect song to sing during saloon karaoke that's REALLY going to get the crowd going, and whip up a hearty discussion that was tied for the title: "Starbucks employees... True Patriots?" or "What's with...

Duration:01:02:15

Runny Eggs

7/30/2018
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We're back again on Jerk Mountain, after a 7 day long pee-break, joined once again around the campfire with our good pal Martin for a hearty conversation about our blunder years, our interactions with famous people, and cars we drove from our past that we miss. We'll look back and touch on some topics from previous episodes, teach you how to whip up the best egg you can, the beneifts of doing what you love versus being a cubicle-bot, and why we think cigarettes and jorts are cool! PM us...

Duration:01:14:16

Meatgazer By Proxy

7/23/2018
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Join us at the top of Jerk Mountain 'cause we're serving it up Al Dente with our good friend Marty G who stopped by to drop some sausage, bust our balls over things we've said in previous episodes, lay down some knowledge and insights to his life as a chef, some butcher groupies, why you should try kimchi, and cuckolding. We'll try to figure out why they tore down our hometown Pizza Hut just to build another one right beside it, why Papa Juan's become such an absolute fuccboi lately, and...

Duration:01:00:22

Hold My Pull Cart!

7/16/2018
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Meet us at the frosty peak of Jerk Mountain, where we'll go tanning (no leatherface), get a facial (no boner), and afterwards (s)hitting a round and not making the team at the golf course (no bueno). We'll catch up & reflect on the 4th of July holidaze comparing neighborhood cul-de-sac funded fireworks to secondhand "out-of-a-dudes-trunk" fireworks, kickass ice cream sandwiches, and stumbling upon ol' stacks of smut hidden away in our elder's secret stashes (you knew where it was). You...

Duration:01:14:09

Two Men & A Canoe

7/2/2018
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Come on up to the lofty top of Jerk Mountain & meet the oracle, who can show you some truly astonishing (or gross) visions of the life you've led. Once your thirty seconds are up, we'll discuss what superpowers we'd like to have, why you shouldn't dress yourself with jingly metal garb while recording in the studio, and how much we love the iconic voices of broadcasters. Join us for Screen Time, where we take a discerning look at a wide variety of classic, riveting examples of TV & Film,...

Duration:00:53:00

In Musk We Trust

6/25/2018
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The air is crisp and clean up here on Jerk Mountain, and we're gonna traverse the slopes of dadcore, van culture, party wisdom, and roommates with snakes. We'll peek in the door of our old apartments, wonder why people posted empty bottles up like trophies, fall asleep in the stairwell, and share stories of living in between a stripper AND a sheriff. Also this week on Screen Time: binge watching seasons vs waiting every week for your favorite shows, and we make a decision wether or not to...

Duration:01:00:14

Oozing Machismo

6/18/2018
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It's raining outside, the birds are singing... we're in the new house clippin' our toenails with a gun & caressing the orb up here on Jerk Mountain. This week we look 'behind the counter' and investigate what your local grocery butcher does on a first date, dive into the Fox Hollow murders, long for having that awesome old t-shirt back (you know the one) and riff on recent Screen Time escapades involving a mouthbreather ruining deadpool 2 and some fashion faux pas in Laguna Beach. After an...

Duration:01:18:26

Corncobbin'

5/21/2018
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Us Jerks are back on the air after spending quality time with our Moms last week, so join us for a hearty laugh as we take a rest halfway through getting off the couch, rep Old Navy clothing while spending our cold Kohl's cash, rip on ol' GATHY next door, and discover how Eli gets older with every vacation he takes. We'll talk about getting ghosted on Bumble, our pal Al Dente, Smoki Bacon and other people with strange names, then settle in as we tell you bedtime stories that would make 2...

Duration:01:13:30

Peak Loggins

5/7/2018
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Catch us on the cool ranch side of Jerk Mountain where the neighbors will be scaring our kids with fireworks (in May), mistake Kenny Loggins for writing every song we remember, help our family members order a tasty 'za, and we harp on couples that look alike (you know the ones). Trim up your nether-regions as dive into tales from tinder, watch explicit movie scenes with the parents, follow up on Fred Durst's movie carrer, turn frustration into a song about being charged 11 cents for a...

Duration:01:07:56

Snacks, Buddy!

4/30/2018
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Join us jerks for a selfie at the top of Jerk Mountain as we go STONE COLD on life insurance agents, gaze into the dead eyes of a passerby, sneak out of the house (just like old times), and dive into some serious stories of Snackin'. You'll gain valuable Oreo skills and learn how to make the best cereal milk along the way! We'll be talking about the worst things we've done for money, the legitimacy of e-sports players, a really great futon, and 80's-90's TEEN BABES. This episode is...

Duration:01:06:49

Vixen & Stag

4/23/2018
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The sun is shining on the gluten-free face of Jerk Mountain, so join us there while we talk the stark differences in strangers' comments about your kids natural behavior, take a look back with On This Day, interesting results of Googling yourself, visit the grimey side of tinder, explore abandoned buildings, figure out why yodeling is hot right now, and recall our favorite Classic TV themes! Grab your neck pillow and leave room for creamer in your iced tea for all this and much more in...

Duration:01:13:47

Queensized Tofu

4/16/2018
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Join us at the gas station near Jerk Mountain, as we're 8th in line behind INDIANA MAN and it's going to be a while... In the meantime, we'll explain how organic items and dad clothes have gone too far, learn how the pros smuggle stuff where it doesn't belong, and share stories of walking in on people at their most vulnerable times. While we share aliases, Rapper Lil' Yung Nugg pops in to drop a buttery hot track in our lap, then we take a gander at how ridiculous parents look when they...

Duration:01:14:15