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A dad and a dick. A cook and a prick. A husband and a... not-husband. You're invited to join our weekly word-salad which serves to document and share conversations that have happened in private for years amongst two life-long friends. A grand creative endeavor that's similar to hanging out with your best buds who never let you talk.

A dad and a dick. A cook and a prick. A husband and a... not-husband. You're invited to join our weekly word-salad which serves to document and share conversations that have happened in private for years amongst two life-long friends. A grand creative endeavor that's similar to hanging out with your best buds who never let you talk.
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A dad and a dick. A cook and a prick. A husband and a... not-husband. You're invited to join our weekly word-salad which serves to document and share conversations that have happened in private for years amongst two life-long friends. A grand creative endeavor that's similar to hanging out with your best buds who never let you talk.

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English


Episodes

Midweek Hypothetical II: MFK

11/20/2018
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When you've gotta decide which of the Ghostbusters you're going to MFK, Who you gonna call? We put ourselves on the spot to find out in this week's hypothetical. Then we dadtalk the Hyundai Elantra into 'championship mode' until PizzaBear comes and drops a hot track on our plate. Be good to yourselves, ya jerks!

Duration:00:10:27

Schmearins'

11/19/2018
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Well howdy y’all! It sure is mighty cold out, so pull up a log and sit by that yonder campfire, we’ll tell you a couple stories here in the frosty moonlight on Therapy Mountain that will get your fashion sense on “target” by wearing layers and NOT losing a toe at an outdoor football game, how to pitch a cringe tent, hwhy you should never strive to be a bluetooth headphone guy, and how Missouri is pretty much Indiana with less teeth. Jordan makes a trip to Arkansas to eat their baked beans...

Duration:01:09:32

Midweek Hypothetical I: Would You Rather?

11/15/2018
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We're on the mountain here with you on your morning commute to ask the important questions regarding "Would You Rather?"

Duration:00:14:28

Would You Rather?

11/15/2018
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We're on the mountain here with you on your morning commute to ask the important questions regarding "Would You Rather?"

Duration:00:13:35

A Star is Bored

11/12/2018
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Peer down with us at the top of Jerk Mountain, where you can share hearty laughs watching folks bagging, battling, and raking leaves while there’s more in the trees, using words that aren’t words, aftermarket/third party gaming controllers full of PB&J, the 10 song library of Blob Harley, and the wonderful concept of a cash only kitchen with IOUs (only you can prevent ATM STDs!) We’ll crush on dads while checking out a Bodiddley Snooper film, durr-liver pizzas in a wood cart, talk very...

Duration:00:50:53

Hayride Handies

11/5/2018
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Duration:00:46:32

Hayride Handies - True Halloween Stories

11/5/2018
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SPOOKY! SCARY! SPOOKY! SCARY! SPOOKY! SCARY! SPOOKY! SCARY! SPOOKY! SCARY! SPOOKY! SCARY! SPOOKY! SCARY! SPOOKY! SCARY! SPOOKY! SCARY! SPOOKY! SCARY! SPOOKY! SCARY! SPOOKY! SCARY! SPOOKY! SCARY! SPOOKY! SCARY! SPOOKY! SCARY! SPOOKY! SCARY! SPOOKY! SCARY! SPOOKY! SCARY! SPOOKY! SCARY! SPOOKY! SCARY! SPOOKY! SCARY! SPOOKY! SCARY! SPOOKY! SCARY! SPOOKY! SCARY! SPOOKY! SCARY! SPOOKY! SCARY! SPOOKY! SCARY! SPOOKY! SCARY! SPOOKY! SCARY! SPOOKY! SCARY! SPOOKY! SCARY! SPOOKY! SCARY! SPOOKY! SCARY!...

Duration:00:46:32

Boo Pizza

10/29/2018
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It’s a beautiful evening at the top of Jerk Mountain- we’ve got a campfire going, Eli put some new batteries in our Speak-N-Spell, and Jordan has more meatballs than your body has room for… So c’mon over and we’ll learn you something about the best werewolf in film history, how Kathly Zathly is an up-and-coming force to be reckoned with Wisconsin, and some of our favorite Halloween Flixx including one with Jim Carrey BEFORE he grew into his teeth! We’ll look into shipping a Stroopwafel via...

Duration:01:07:37

Milky Eyed Leader

10/22/2018
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Prost / Zum wohl! You’ve made it to the top with us on Jerk Mountain, and boy do we have a hot bowl of chat stew with your name on it! We’ll hypothesize some face tattoos, talk about favorite die hard quotes most folks glossed over, prep for the apocalypse, put our children through the emotional turmoil of sifting through our CDs and cassettes later in life, and Jordan will find a leaf stuck to the bottom of his shoe. We’ll recap Eli’s birthday party story from last week, how vitamin b12...

Duration:01:17:50

Cover Me In Maple Syrup

10/15/2018
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We started from the bottom, but now you’re here with us at the top of Jerk Mountain for our 25th episode! To show our thanks and appreciation, we discuss how “it’s all recyclable”, how to make a vape shop owner uncomfortable, what fashion choices cross Jordan’s line, and how it’s important to find creative outlets for the stresses of life combined with dealing with others’ dipshittery. We’ll bestow Lemmy Krampus with our lifetime nutsack award, workshop some new age gravestones, share two...

Duration:01:31:58

Maple Syrup

10/15/2018
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We started from the bottom, but now you’re here with us at the top of Jerk Mountain for our 25th episode! To show our thanks and appreciation, we discuss how “it’s all recyclable”, how to make a vape shop owner uncomfortable, what fashion choices cross Jordan’s line, and how it’s important to find creative outlets for the stresses of life combined with dealing with others’ dipshittery. We’ll bestow Lemmy Krampus with our lifetime nutsack award, workshop some new age gravestones, share two...

Duration:01:31:58

Sweet Treats & Greasy Eats

10/7/2018
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We’re waking up early with you, having a cup of coffee on our sittin’ porch at the top of Jerk Mountain… here to teach a younger audience how to refill a stapler, how Chuck-E-Cheese is too rich for our blood, why we avoid people involved with MLM/Pyramid schemes, and figure out why brewery and bar names are becoming suuuuper pretentious. We’ll share a wonderful story of observing nature with your eyes versus your iPhone, pork fritters fried so long they become a ketchup and mustard delivery...

Duration:03:03:06

Seasonal Allergies

9/30/2018
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Join us at the summit of this pile of Kleenex at the top of Jerk Mountain for some Grade-A chitchat... you can learn how to "have uh good nihhht", how to handle yourself when things start Overflowin' (and how to turn adversity into a pitch for HGTV), and we explain how we're trying to Wrangle us some snacks in terms of sponsorship. We'll check in with "Captain Cod", touch some hot stuff, discuss shacking up in a bunker to avoid the flu, and wonder if fashion conscience is a thing in a...

Duration:01:00:01

Wearin' Goggles

9/24/2018
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Catch us shooting some chat hoops atop Jerk Mountain with our very good friend Aaron Light, who made his way up the slopes to talk all things basketball, living life a quarter at a time, and how to succeed while you're holding out for those green M&M's. Meanwhile, Jordan rocks a sweet Alonzo jersey while Eli panders for a free jersey, and we munch on some Titus while our ol' pal INDIANA MAN comes around again, ego intact... this time wearing denim-on-denim maintenance suit... so we decide if...

Duration:01:05:55

Night Swimmin'

9/17/2018
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High above the clouds just after dawn on Jerk Mountain echoes a bellowing voice of sharpness and anger… safe to assume Indiana Man is at it again yelling at his kids (or one of us), so join us as we cower in fear and talk about DUI Mugshot magazines, a day in the life of a free-range, anti-pharmaceutical human being, where Channel Locks come from, and Eli’s super duper birthday suit. We’ll also get ethereal on what kind of friend we are to each other (and how we better not Yoko the...

Duration:00:57:54

Eating Lou Ferrigno

9/10/2018
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Come on up to Jerk Mountain and grab yourself a slice of this hot double deuce comedy action as we munch on some tasty topics such as takin’ pocket change from your parents, that kid in school that smelled like Pee, Fritos, BO, Maple Syrup, or a combination of two or more of those things (you know who it was)…. We look back at Burt Reynolds’ many mustachioed years on this earth, talk about how Jordan came before Tom Segura, how people weigh themselves down with CAUSES, and Eli hits the...

Duration:00:55:41

Pump Up The Chili!

9/3/2018
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Join us jerks around this wonderful jib-jab of a Labor Day show, and while you're at it, read this bio... which unfortunately has absolutely nothing to do with anything. It is here merely to satisfy the algorithms . Still, it is indeed words, rather than repeated letters, since the latter might not give the proper appearance, namely, that of an actual bio. For that matter, all of this is nonsense, and the only part of this that is to be read is the last paragraph, which part is the...

Duration:01:02:04

Mowin' & Blowin'

8/27/2018
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Sine your pitty on the runny kine up here on Jerk Mountain, where you can cole us down on the panny sty like a Bub, Chief or Boss, drink some dude’s pisswater homebrew, and flee from bees (or aggressive dipshits). Grab your yoga pants and come scout out some HOA infractions with us around the neighborhood, then afterwards we can head to cheeseburger in paradise or the honky-tonk while sporting some hardcore cologne, sweet Chommy Bilfiger gear, and brand-new soaking wet shoes- guitargaritas...

Duration:01:23:26

Dinner in an Airport

8/20/2018
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Come on up to the top of Jerk Mountain and catch Jordan rocking a Larry Bird stache (indiana treasure?) Eli’s birthday in the sky, away from social media, and we'll mark our territory with DOG VS CAT TIME! Hear what it;s like to look like a guy featured on a bag of Donettes, then fret over the friendly skies in a segment we're calling "I'll fly away with no fucking chance…" or "Lemme be your flybuddy". You'll discover some legit dinner tipz and we'll ponder who exactly is behind meme culture...

Duration:01:00:43

A Medicated Dump

8/13/2018
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Sun's-out, buns-out here poolside at the resort on Jerk Mountain, and that can only mean one thing: Public Sweating... everywhere... on everything... while we try to get over this gross factoid, us Jerks are gonna set some ground rules regarding gas station attendant etiquette, decide on the perfect song to sing during saloon karaoke that's REALLY going to get the crowd going, and whip up a hearty discussion that was tied for the title: "Starbucks employees... True Patriots?" or "What's with...

Duration:01:02:15