Jet Ski Paradise

This episode is nothing. No mics, no worries. The best moments in life are spontaneous and cut into micro clips recorded on two laptops. Everything in this episode was edited by a random freelancer on Upwork. Please send grievances to Upwork customer service centre. Why the ep? We’re on a mission. We want our single patron back. < Put link to beastiality article here for light reading > Send all dares for Amelia to the jet ski paradise pod on Insta. See you soon x

Halloween comes a little early this year as we talk about Argentinian author Agustina Bazterrica’s novel, “Tender is the Flesh”. A vulgar story translated from Spanish, set in a dystopian world where cannibalism is normalised, this nasty book asks the question “what if humans were animals, man?!” Crazy stuff. We also talk about how Zac went to a bartender boxing event, explored the psyche of Google software engineers and Peter Singer, plus Amelia teaches us a little about her cultural roots and explains how truly fucked the history of Argentina is. Keep the show alive: https://www.patreon.com/jetski_paradise Follow us: https://www.instagram.com/jetskiparadise_pod/?hl=en

Breakfast at Tiffany’s is not just a song by the incredible band Deep Blue Something, it’s also a book by Truman Capote (and a movie with some very strong character choices!!). This week, we talked about the differences between the book "Breakfast at Tiffany's" and the iconic film adaptation starring Audrey Hepburn, how writers are pathological liars and draft dodgers, and most importantly, we talked a lot about Pokemon Go. P.S Yeah, whatever neither of us recognised that Ariana Grande song, we too busy listenin' to the Deep Blue Something... Keep the show alive: https://www.patreon.com/jetski_paradise Follow us: https://www.instagram.com/jetskiparadise_pod/?hl=en

When the world seems its darkest, a light will shine from the depths. That light is Jim Carrey’s memoir, Memoirs & Misinformation. A highly anticipated and semi-realistic autobiography by Jim Carrey (and Dana Vachon), this turbulent magnum opus of a tortured artist’s soul chronicles a SCATHING critique of celebrity culture, consumerism and toxic love triangles. Featuring an unauthorised all star cast of Nicholas Cage, a Marylin Monroe look alike, Gweneth Paltrow, Kelsie Grammar, we explored the wild and depressing world of Jim Carrey’s psyche through this tantalising tale that took eight years to make in collaboration with a “writer” / some guy who Carrey discovered online when Dana messaged messaged “BOOP” at him on twitter. Is this the best book ever written? Possibly. Is Jim Carrey a very sad guy? Yes. Legendary in his own right? Absolutely. So hang on tight as we ride the wave of the true joker’s psyche. E. M. Forster: "What is wonderful about great literature is that it transforms the man who reads it towards the condition of the man who wrote." Keep the show alive: https://www.patreon.com/jetski_paradise Follow us: https://www.instagram.com/jetskiparadise_pod/?hl=en

Are you a weak little worm looking to get jacked? Have you ever had a mental breakdown in the self-help aisle of a Dymocks? If so, this is the episode for you. Yukio Mishima was the OG Jordan Peterson of 1960s Japan. With an anti-communist samurai spirit, his manifesto “Sun & Steel” has been used by wimps and muscle dude-bros for decades. In this episode we talk about how becoming a mega hunk can help your political career, , the art of Seppaku, Kony 2012 and so much more. Keep the show alive: https://www.patreon.com/jetski_paradise Follow us: https://www.instagram.com/jetskiparadise_pod/?hl=en

Thou shalt listen to this ep and be amazed. We’re back after Zac had a little brain surgery to talk about the funny and religious work of Christian Femcel, Flannery O’Connor. Wise Blood is a tale about losing your religion, being a freak, and how becoming a loud atheist makes people hate you. Amelia also talks about the best day of her life: watching Penn and Teller at the Sydney Opera House, plus we explore the world of modern day exorcisms. P.S you’re going to hell. Keep the show alive: https://www.patreon.com/jetski_paradise Follow us: https://www.instagram.com/jetskiparadise_pod/?hl=en

Welcome to the first episode of your spiritual awakening. Free your mind, open your heart and tune in to a weekly podcast by Amelia Navascues and Zac Hutchinson where we discuss a new book and transport you to somewhere magical. For our inaugural episode, we will be talking about Thomas Pynchon’s “The Crying of Lot 49”: a must-read piece of experimental literature for any soft beard night crawlers or wannabe art hoes. Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/jetski_paradise Follow us: https://www.instagram.com/jetskiparadise_pod/?hl=en

Zac and Amelia are back and talking about Chinese dissident and artist Ai Weiwei’s memoir, '1000 Years of Joys and Sorrows'. Sit down with your main homies as we discuss China’s cultural revolution and Tasmania’s iconic strip clubs. Keep the show alive: https://www.patreon.com/jetski_paradise Follow us: https://www.instagram.com/jetskiparadise_pod/?hl=en

This episode is proudly sponsored by Lexapro. Drop some Panadol Forte and sink into your couch for the ultimate escape from reality cos we talkin’ My Year of Rest and Relaxation by Ottessa Moshfegh. Live out your dumb fantasy of becoming a fashionable NYC socialite committing to a drug-induced coma as we talk artists using cum as paint, shamans and the struggles of being an art hoe during 9/11. Special shout out to Nick Sun (shaman, not artist that uses his cum). Keep the show alive: https://www.patreon.com/jetski_paradise Follow us: https://www.instagram.com/jetskiparadise_pod/?hl=en