Kage Kultcast: Featuring Jesse Kage and Alli that Girl

12/10/19 On today's show your favorite podcasters discuss not caring and really sleeping better because of it, the incredible waste of money the is the X-Mas lights at the Trop (Enchanted my ass!), they talk their favorite body parts on the opposite sex out side of the obvious, Scams that some idiots still fall for (please send us your bank account information so we can send you money), a lesson for kage about Hanukkah, Apple podcast reviews, Rap or Rock and a great DBAC to wrap it...

12/5/19 On today's show your favorite podcasters dip into the controversial decision with the NFL asking Mick Vick to be a part of the pro-bowl, the ridiculous Paleton outrage and gifting workout equipment, Rap or Rock Returns, Jesus gets political, we discuss the various name for a vagina, then wrap up this abortion of a podcast with DBAC! Enjoy the show and your WEEKEND! Support YOUR favorite podcast by donating to our Patreon!The $20 a month tier gets you an incredible Kage Kult...

12/3/19 On today's episode your podcasters talk about how Kage dresses like he's homeless when he works out. Then talk the reason he needs to work out, his unrelenting gorging for Thanksgiving. Speaking of, how did your heroes spend there day? Alli had a great time with her family with included her dad and mom and step mom and no one was punched. Kage spent Thursday at his buddy Windham's family's house where Ronda Rousey taught his wife how to crush Whiteclaw cans. Kage then losses his...

11/28 On Today's episode we drop a few parody commercials that you may have heard here on the Kage Kultcast as well as on the Kage Kult Show in the past. Just a little something to listen to in between stuffing your face! :) We really appreciate you for listening and supporting the show! Don't forget we are having a "Black Friday" Deal on our Patreon account! If you jump in the $20 Tier before midnight on Black Friday you will get not 1 but 2 Kage Kult shirts, they make a kick ass holiday...

11/26/19 On today's episode your favorite podcasters kick off Thanksgiving Week with gynecologists and their hopefully smalls hands, the dynamic duo then discuss the greatest of all the Turkey Day noms which quickly devolves into their mutual hate and disdain for people who venture out for Black Friday. Alli then gets duuuurty once again with a very sloppy Sexxxy Time, free premium porn hub is on the table this Friday, we decide if we'd rather have our favorite team win the Super Bowl or...

11/21/19 On today's show your favorite podcasters get things rolling with how Alli and a lot of you ladies "MOM" your husbands because Kage and his wife had just had an "argument" about him taking his vitamins. Kage's wife will even sneak veggies into his food so he gets them. Yes, he's a 42 year old child and probably really needs her to do such things. That turns to a survey on marriage habits from pooping and peeing in from of your significant other to flirting and getting black out...

11/19/19 On today's episode your favorite podcasters cover a wide range of topics from favorite "local" dive bars to getting all nostalgic about "The Toys That Made Us" and which new toys are entering the Toy Hall Of Fame and which should be in! That then leads to a conversation on Bronies and Furries. Jesus "Knows" has a message for the Kage and he sounds a little down. Sexxxy Time with Alli gets "milky", the dynamic duo plays a quick round of Kill/Bang/Marry with Chloë Sevigny, Duncan...

11/14/19 On today's episode your favorite podcasters throw down all the fire and brimstone as Alli talks about some dude shoving a "tube" down her throat yesterday, snowbirds piss us off, Kage opens up on his time as a youth pastor and why he has not stepped in a church in MANY MANY years, then the dynamic duo wax poetic on religion in general. Sexxy Times with Alli gets dirtier and funnier than ever, Rap or Rock pops up and we see if Kage can get back on the winning side, Kage Kultcaster...

11/14/19 On today's episode your favorite podcasters throw down all the fire and brimstone as Alli talks about some dude shoving a "tube" down her throat yesterday, snowbirds piss us off, Kage opens up on his time as a youth pastor and why he has not stepped in a church in MANY MANY years, then the dynamic duo wax poetic on religion in general. Sexxy Times with Alli gets dirtier and funnier than ever, Rap or Rock pops up and we see if Kage can get back on the winning side, Kage Kultcaster...

11/12/19 On today's episode of your favorite podcast Kage has finally be diagnosed with bronchitis after finally being forced to the doctor by his wife. So while he sips his sizzurp these two discuss the new Four Loco Seltzer, things that people would believe they've done but have not, the new fad of Breast Facials, they drop those Sexxxy Times with Alli, Jesus drops in to discuss his hatred of Santa with "Jesus Knows", Kill - Bang - Marry includes two actors and a knee capper, Rap Or Rock...

11/7/19 On today's podcast your favorite podcasters tease a game of prescription roulette to kick things off. Kage's potential boobs and what he would do with them. The crew discusses their favorite and least favorite interviews that include Metallica the Ying Yang Twins, Ludacris and Slipknot! We get sexy times with Alli that gets REALLY sloppy so lay some paper down. McDonald's gets our nostalgia going with some classic toys. We then Rap or Rock it that gets a little bitey and we wrap...

11/5/19 On today's episode your favorite podcasters kick off by molesting aligators before turning to their disgust with the time change! Then the dynamic duo get into stories of the first time they felt old from joint cracks to ear hair plucking they will make you feel very good about yourselves! Then if you are one of the peeps who sent in a "Rate and Review" on Apple Podcasts you may be lucky enough to hear yours read on the show! The conversation then moves to the XFL (Go Vipers) and...

10/31/19 Kage claims this is the best show your two favorite podcasters have done together to date! From a fart that was able to sneak back in, to Alli teasing a deep throat moment for Patreon members the show kicked off with a BANG! Then these crazy kids talk the BEST Horror Movies of ALL time, the best and worst jobs your heroes have had (your stories welcome on that: kagekultcast@gmail.com). Nasty restaurant stories, we get VERY explicit and sexy with the continuation of "The Gift" and...

10/29/19 On today's episode your favorite podcaster's debate changing the date of Halloween to always be the last Saturday of October, then discuss our favorite candy, Jesus calls in with his take on Halloween, Kage wants He-Man Underoos, disturbing facts about serial killers, 80's cereals (I pity the fool.. ), Alli brings us another installment of "sexy stories", reoccurring dreams, a sneaky prostate exam, Rap or Rock and of course we wrap up with DBAC! So much nonsense so little...

10/24/19 On today's episode Kage is sick and loopy on NyQuil but the show must go on...right?!? Alli get's us rolling with a game she would like you to believe she invented called...Would You Rather! Yup, she actually believes she created this timeless classic. But today we choose between 200 Million Dollars or a 200 point IQ. Do you send nudies, how many people do? We get sexy times with Alli and the next installment of the steamy novel she's been reading to us! Nipple flicking and...

10/22/19 On Today's show your favorite podcasters kick off the show with "Mirror Synergy" and Alli's sympathy pains! Then things turn towards projection and "The Secret" until the show comes off the rails with a conversation on irrational fears! Watch out for fishhooks and piers! The gang plays a rousing game of Kill, Bang, Marry with Hulk Hogan, Brittney Spears and Walt Disney! Then your tattoos made into art that you hang on the wall? Gross or RAD? Things get steamy with Sexy Story...

10/17/19 On today's episode we kick thing off by discussing our favorite "High Munchies" because Kage created a pretty epic one last night! We jump into the new words that the Oxford Dictionary has added for the year like "Whatevs"?! Alli enlightens us to a bunch of laws that we are probably breaking! We then get all scary like and discuss our personal run-ins with the super natural. We run a quick "Kill, Bang, Marry" on Suzanne Somers, John Mayer and Angela Lansbury. Then wrap up with...

10/15/19 If you like the show please also consider becoming a patron at https://www.patreon.com/KageKultcast if you jump on the $20 per month tier you can gab one of those awesome Kage Kult T-Shirts and possibly get picked to hang with us as Kage and Alli take you to lunch next month! On today's episode we find out that Jesse hates kids who ask for money for school functions and really despises those Girl Scout Cookie "pushers". Alli's rad daughter mass texted Kage about supporting her...

10/10/19 If you like the show please also consider becoming a patron at https://www.patreon.com/KageKultcast if you jump on the $20 per month tier you can gab one of those awesome Kage Kult T-Shirts and possibly get picked to hang with us as Kage and Alli take you to lunch next month! On today's episode Kage and Alli (my favorite cop drama from the 80's) kick off the show discussing Kage's obsession with Halsey which leads your favorite podcasters down the stream of thought into guilty...

10/8/19 On Today's Episode Kage discusses his first "High Experience" at a theme park and discusses his "experience" at Halloween Horror Nights and his one sided conversation with Hagrid From Harry Potter! Alli reads a love letter of sorts from her husband to Kage's meat, the "Kage The Bay" burger at Boulevard Burgers and Taphouse on St. Pete Beach! It gets, well graphic! Kage tells you about his weird "Joker" experience that involved a homeless man, a backpack, and an audible butthole...