Myron Alfombra of Queens Carpets (they make ever growing berber rugs for townhouses and toupees out of the same material) is supposed to appear in order to answer certain questions. Instead, an imposture comes. The professional imposture tells stories about his famous gigs including a Vanishing Point tale about driving of a truck that ended … Continue reading "Episode 34: Guest Imposture Appears"
Karl Gerber, Workplace Lawyer decides to take live call ins. The first caller turns out to the Rosa Santos Rosenstein. She is not looking forward to a retrial after the mistrial when Rhemus Helms tried to joust Molly Machete to see who would be the jury foreperson. The second caller is a Southern Belle who … Continue reading "Episode 33: Karl Gerber, Workplace Lawyer Takes Live Callers"
Rhemus Helms helps Karl Gerber celebrate his 25th year anniversary as an employee lawyer. It is discovered that on the same day Gerber was sworn in as a California lawyer an unauthorized mold of Rhemus Helms’ genital was taken at a New York party at the Hotel Delmonico by a man with a bad Chucky … Continue reading "Episode 32: 25th Anniversary Special Guest Rhemus Helms Discloses How His Penis Was Infringed"
Angie is fired from Anger, Incorporated because she, “Doesn’t have it anymore.” She believes she has a genetic condition that makes her happy and/or nice. She was denied a transfer to the Happy Squad because that would be worse than Mitch McConnell cozying up to Nancy Polosi at a Crosby, Stills, Et. Al. concert. Angie … Continue reading "Episode 31: Guest Gives Crystal Meth Recipe to Create Anger"
Judge Beezu batted grapes with her shaky finger before her courtroom was destroyed when Rhemus Helms and Molly Machete rode their horses into the jury room in order to joust for the role of foreperson in the Santos Rosenstein v. Glickman controlled standby lawsuit Dombass ineptly defended, but the Plaintiff’s lawyer had an exhibit that … Continue reading "Episode 29: Mad Judge After Rhemus Helms"
Karl Gerber, Workplace lawyers gets Star Light into Rhemus Helms’ Day 3 of 6 Halloween Party. She is dressed like Star Bright. They find Hinita Orchid Helms in an underground phallic shaped bunker lying in a state of boredom. Star Light attempts to resurrect her with a Ouija Board while singing the Time Warp. This … Continue reading "Episode 28: Halloween Radio Show About Vintage Los Angeles"
Tinita Gravita I has been accommodated at Organic Ostrich during her lengthy pregnancy which turns out to be 11 years. Apparently she lost a game of office chair wars and had to engage in activities with a Skinlit. The fixer has pulled the strings to her chair, but she was denied the accommodation of having … Continue reading "Episode 27: 11 Year Pregnancy"
Meche Ga Dogma thinks she is fired from her job because she served on a jury. The job is at Organic Ostrich the makers of soy drums that contain 90% feather feed. Ms. Dogma brings her pit bulls to the live KABC AM 790 radio show. The dogs roam the studio, destroy a leather couch, … Continue reading "Episode 26 – Dog Fights and Races at Food Manufacturer"
Comedy Radio heard live on KABC AM790 October 7, 2018. An Inland Empire woman is fired from her job for leaving work to vote in the uptenth runoff election for the Assistant Dope Waxer in Hell Hole Palms. Many, “Big” issues are discussed including who might be the emperor of the Inland Empire, the beach … Continue reading "Episode 25: Who is the Emperor of the Inland Empire?"
A near 80 year old truant officer is not hired at an unorthodox school (The University) for geniuses. The school never takes applications, and prefers to recruit the living and dead if they are sufficiently odd. Officer Lines’ career highlight was providing immunity to Gerber’s younger brother (Lemur, Jr.) in exchange for information on truants … Continue reading "Episode 24 – Aging Truant Officer & The Iranian Diaper Crisis"
Skinlit appears on the Karl Gerber, Workplace Lawyer Show claiming religious discrimination from Nouvella Vague Gaming where he is a character in a VR game. He is a member of the Lemon Drops, a religious sect residing below the surface of the earth. Gerber and Skinlit ultimately do a duet of Why Can’t We Live … Continue reading "Episode 23 – Non-Human Religious Discrimination at Work"
Heard on KABC AM790 9-16-18. The deponent is advised to bring a lot of cash to her deposition for parking, lunch, and pain relievers. She ponders whether she should leave for Century City after the Culver City radio show recording, or leave her home 12 miles away in North Hollywood before 4 AM to get … Continue reading "Episode 22 – Depo Prep for Sexual Harassment"
Cindy D. has been fired from her job at Underground Operators where she is a phone sex operator. She had to pick up her daughter twice when she was suspended from school. She missed another day enrolling her daughter, who tested gifted, in a new school for the highly gifted. Cindy D. appeared on Episodes … Continue reading "Episode 21 – Phone Sex Operator Fired Getting Daughter From School When Suspended"
Star Bright considers a class action against her employer, Mildew Rentals, because she is being paid sub-minimum wage, not paid for overtime, and receiving an illegal rent credit because it exceeds the lawful limits of a rent credit in California. Otherwise, she is enjoying married life with Chap Shtick, but generally unsure of just about … Continue reading "Episode 20 – Mold Infested Apartment & Sanitary Napkins"
Chap works for Cyclops Security managing a database of each sanitary napkin the US Army distributes in Afghanistan before XIO415 (the company that bored an employee to death in episode 17) bought it out. His manager Molly Machete (ex-water boarder) demands pressure services on her back 5 minutes into his lunch breaks. The first two … Continue reading "Episode 19 : Missed Meal Breaks Due to Required Massages"
Dombass’ office is in back of a nuru massage clinic founded by a famous nuru nurse. The nurse and Rhemus Helms conceived Hinita Orchid Helms in the very chair Dombass now uses to rip off clients, and receive occasional massages. Gerber cannot reconcile Dombass’ lack of ethics and learnings of the law. Gerber demands that … Continue reading "Episode 18 – Sleazy Lawyer Dombass Rips Clients Off"
Comedy radio, Karl Gerber Workplace Lawyer show heard on 790 AM KABC every Sunday 7:00 to 8:00 Pacific Time! Third party neutral investigator (although paid exorbitantly by both sides) investigates a case of death by boredom in the workplace. The victim is at least one of the people Rhemus Helms has fathered. A workers compensation … Continue reading "Episode 17 : Employee is Literally Bored to Death"
Karl Gerber, Workplace Lawyer Show Broadcast 8-5-18. Young woman with bad credit claims she quit her job for a $250,000 a year candle designing gig at Nouvelle Vague Novelty Toys. Was she let go because the candles she pirated didn’t mask the smell of living in her Prius because she couldn’t find a place to … Continue reading "Episode 16 : Employment Fraud & Blondish Homelessness"
Comedy radio involving a 72 year old artist being laid off from a novelty toy company. Heard live on the Karl Gerber, Workplace Lawyer Show on KABC AM790 7-23-18. Demus is Rhemus’ brother, the man whose genital was infringed, heard on earlier episodes
Nouvelle Vague Novelty Toys continues their layoffs. Rhemus Helms provides a cosplay coyote to dynamite their warehouse. In moving to a virtual warehouse which is no warehouse at all, P a J Butt Crack, III complains selling couples underwear for $39.99 that will never ship is fraud and not a joke worth $39.99. He also … Continue reading "Episode : 15 What is a Disability and Wrongful Termination?"