Kayallscope
Comedy
Jordan Kayall and his co-hosts; Josh, Jasmine, Nars, and Stephon, bring you a variety of new interesting, eclectic topics each week, with a fun, easy to follow perspective.
Location:
United States
Genres:
Comedy
Description:
Jordan Kayall and his co-hosts; Josh, Jasmine, Nars, and Stephon, bring you a variety of new interesting, eclectic topics each week, with a fun, easy to follow perspective.
Twitter:
@jordankayall
Language:
English
Contact:
2107239427
Email:
kayallmale@gmail.com
Episodes
Ep 30 - Leaving Calvary Chapel (Part 1)
5/16/2022
After a long time gone, having COVID-19 thrice, and due to a series of events, Jordan returns to talk with special guest, Denise about her time spent at an Evangelical Christian Church franchise called Calvary Chapel. Denise reminisces on her younger years of being born again, when she fell into a church and religion that was seemingly a perfect fit. Listen as we get an inside look into what really goes on (the good and the bad), in the confined walls of Calvary Chapel.
Duration:01:00:28
Ep 29 - Apple, Apolonia, and the Apollonian Star Seed
7/30/2020
Apolonia (AKA Apple), joins me to talk about conspiracies, government greed and manipulation, the many uses of marijuana, chasing little boys on foot, astrology, spiritual poo, Star Seeds, and how she very well may be an alien. Apolonia's business is 210 Double, which can be found at www.facebook.com/210double and www.instagram.com/210_double
If you have questions for Apolonia, contact us on the Kayallscope facebook page, Instagram page, or call our number and leave a message. -She will be...
Duration:01:31:28
Ep 28 - Bonus Update Quarantine Day 101
6/25/2020
101 days in quarantine and I'm feeling the same symptoms I did in March. This is audio from a Facebook live video I did. I made this my first "bonus" episode because there is no topic in particular, just me having a one way conversation to people on my Facebook live video. I discuss COVID-19, and my experience with it in March. I talk about the Black Lives Matter movement, and my experience at the first San Antonio protest for George Floyd. I talk about policies for police officers and my...
Duration:01:01:54
Ep 27 - Wilmore Day of Quarantining
5/25/2020
Richard Wilmore of The Richard Wilmore Show, joins me in my third online quarantine episode to talk about the online entertainment frenzy, coffee farms in a bathroom window box, and aging parents. Check out The Richard Wilmore Show on YouTube in the link below. (I'm on Season 3 Episode 8 if you want to know my secrets). Hilarity prevails. The Richard Wilmore Show YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCK7kX2oJOdsDKw3eNuicleg Closing music is "Reverbs" by Baum Check out my new, educational...
Duration:01:14:59
Ep 26 - Special 26: No Punjabi Intended
4/28/2020
In this episode I speak with stand up comedian Tanveer Arora about him being Sikh, Bollywood, Punjabi, diet, comedy, woke culture, and the 40+ days of quarantine.
You can find out more about Tanveer and his work on his website www.tanveerarora.com
YouTube www.youtube.com/tanveerarora
Facebook https://www.facebook.com/tsacomedian/
Featured song is "One" by The Fanatics I'd post their links but they're all dead links. (They must not exist anymore) Follow Kayallscope on Instagram and...
Duration:01:12:33
Ep 25 - Quarantine Part 1: 22 Days Later In Yellow Liquid
4/7/2020
In this very special episode Jordan and Merisa (from the Dirty Purse Podcast) host each other to give you a combined episode to give you a two shows in one. Jordan interviews Merisa about her apocalyptic team, whilst Merisa interviews Jordan about his possible COVID-19 disease experience. The yellow liquid leaks in this unique episode and there will be a part 2 of this episode next week. Follow Kayallscope on www.facebook.com/kayallscope
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This episode's...
Duration:02:08:39
Ep 24 - Sugar Babies Eating Indian Curry Ass
3/18/2020
After recording amazing content for 25 minutes, Toby realised that one of our guest's microphones wasn't being recorded, so we started the conversation again, with better information. Take a listen for yourself to learn about "eating ass culture" as Ian gives you the history of the invention of eating ass. We talk about Indians and their delicious food smells, along with sugar babies paying for their daughter's day care with their great value price of $125 a day rate, to do whatever you like...
Duration:01:04:45
Ep 23 - Kanye Is Not A Retarded Polygamist
1/24/2020
On another episode of Kayallscope, Stephon and Jasmine defend Kayne not being retarded. Karen Ross Garrett, known as "Rossy" in the Kayallscope TV show makes an audible appearance to contribute her knowledge and innuendos in the commentary. The Nars laughs in the background with a live audience and special musical guest Gee Tee talks about his luh for his luher, and presents his song "Love U Right".
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Duration:02:13:14
Ep 22 - A Career In Show Business With The Prada Enchilada (Live at The Overtime Theater)
1/27/2019
In this live recording of Kayallscope, Jordan interviews actor/director/singer/dancer/comedian Jade Esteban Estrada on his journey throughout his career in show business.
In this interview they discuss, how to choose a career as an actor and comedian, how to get started, and advice on making a career as a performer.
Song: "I Don't Eat Tacos" by Jade Esteban Estrada (live performance)
Find and follow Jade at...
Duration:01:48:34
Ep 21 - Blood Grooves & Apocalyptic Cool Beans
1/14/2019
This is the one year anniversary special with Jordan Kayall, featuring Joshua Wayne and Jazz Manhattan and this episode is curtains. They talk about different scenarios of possible apocalyptic happenings, the people that ruin everything for everyone, Ray Finkel and Cory Parkey's missed field goals, Jordan's Ancestry results, Conan O'Brien's Walker Texas Ranger clips, bi-weekly vs bi-monthly, Two Thousand and late-een, and a sprinkle of Cardi B. Join the fun, as this new episode introduces...
Duration:01:14:05
Ep 20 - 2018: A Queer & Transracial Review
12/30/2018
For best results, start this episode on 31st of December, 2018 at exactly 10:38:47pm (22:38:47)
If you're all alone and depressed, countdown the new year with Jordan, Jazz Manhattan and Alyson Alonzo. Even if it isn't New Year's Eve, you'll enjoy this one, as they review the year of 2018, from The #metoo Movement, Netflix original movies, the queer folk, transracial people, Tim Duncan, LGBTQ, Patty Mills, Stonewall, sound effects with mouths, Lena Dunham, weed tours, life in the music...
Duration:01:27:49
Ep 19 - A Global Warming Holiday Special With Only Two Red Lights
12/23/2018
On this Holiday Special of Kayallscope, Jordan brings Jasmine back as they discuss Xmas, Festivus, the evolution of movie theatres into home theatres, Xmas movies, fat bus drivers, Santa Clause, and Forrest Whitaker. They call some people from past episodes who called the show at 240-428-8336. Follow Kayallscope on Facebook and Instagram @kayallscope for pictures and more information.
The song is Wanna Leave by Aryan Kumar @sanskritaryan on Twitter and Instagram Find him on Spotify, new...
Duration:01:57:41
Ep 18 - Total Body Training For The Fat, Lazy, And Weak
12/16/2018
After being gone for 10 episodes, Nars joins Jordan to talk with a personal trainer and owner of Total Body Fitness, Jean Carlos Gonzalez. In their two hours of conversation, they talk about how to be motivated and meet your goals, baby steps, nutrition, supplements, different styles of working out, fitting what works for you. Toby takes the day off to play video games, go cow riding, or whatever it is that Toby does outside of the studio.
You can follow Jean and his gym on Facebook...
Duration:02:06:30
Ep 17 - A Cartoon Eggzit For All Intensive Purposes
12/9/2018
Jordan and Josh reveal how they're officially old men. They discuss their opinions on Millennials, and new smokers, and shitty clothing choices. Stephen Hillenburg (creator of Spongebob) has died, and Jordan and Josh pay tribute to cartoonists (Spongebob, Family Guy, South Park, Rick and Morty, and et cetera) and talk about the differences with the evolution of cartoons in their lifetime, from kids cartoons to modern adult comedy cartoons. Toby has a microphone on him now, but does he turn...
Duration:01:14:31
Ep 16 - I. Grant You Three Dishes From North Carolina
12/2/2018
World renowned chef, and newcomer stand up comedian, Ian Grant talks with Jordan and Toby about food, diet, diabetes, and life of being a chef. When a squirrel makes it's way into the studio, Toby catches it with a box and wraps it on a fleece blanket, tied to a broom. Jordan mumbles and complains about being sick all day and then discovers that Ian lived in the same dreadful/delightful city in North Carolina. You can find and follow Ian Grant at his handle @yaboibig on Instagram and...
Duration:02:08:39
Ep 15 - Social Media Advertising For The Middle Eastern Asian
11/25/2018
Jordan and Stephon speak with guest Gregory Valdez about marketing in social media. Toby scrolls through one of Greg's client's Facebook feeds to discover that she was always a woman. Jordan builds a moat around his house, and Stephon books a trip to India. Jordan steps in dog shit (the peanut butter kind), and smears it on his acceleration pedal on his car, leading to a Threes Company style situation which involves plastic bananas.
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Duration:01:22:27
Ep 14 - Street Epistemology For The Seven Pound Soul (Live at The Overtime Theater)
11/17/2018
The first Kayallscope podcast recorded in front of a live audience at The Overtime Theater. Jordan and Stephon interview Street Epistemologist, Anthony Magnabosco on his methods and techniques of his learned skill of street epistemology. Anthony talks about street epistemology and shows a few clips from his YouTube channel to a live audience as they comment on the videos afterwards. Different members of the audience come up to the microphone to test their beliefs, as well as participate in...
Duration:01:44:23
Ep 13 - Accidental Blackface Clothing Company & Bad Feet with a Clean Ass
11/11/2018
In this episode, Jordan, Stephon, and Josh discuss if blackface is ok, if it is applied accidentally. Why does everyone suddenly like the same style of clothing at the exact same time? Why do the best athletes have the worst feet? How is wiping one's ass with dry toilet paper acceptable? Why do people leave price tags on their clothes and that sticker hologram on their hats? Why do rappers get the monopoly on fashion for the masses? Can Jewish people wear bolo ties? Are dad hats normal hats...
Duration:01:20:53
Ep 12 - The Roswell That Ends Well
11/4/2018
In this episode, Jordan talks with Stephon about his trip to New Mexico and the information he gathered about "The Roswell Incident" and other secrets of the US government. The YouTube clip link is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBOY5jrOGwA&t=184s
The closing song is "Bile" by HVXVN https://www.facebook.com/hvxvn666/
Duration:01:31:33
Ep 11 - We're Back, We're PC, and We Now Say The N-Word
10/28/2018
We are back with a new co-host Stephon. In this episode we talk about our time away from the podcast, movies, Twilight, new projects, new ideas for future episodes, racism, stand up comedy experiences, Texas being hot, hair loss, a recap of past episodes, the struggles of being PC, 2018, Martin Luther King being an adulterer, grandparents 8 millimetre racist porn, New Mexico, death, dick pics, life, love, live podcasts, black face, LACTATE, along with lots of other nonsense.
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Duration:02:18:39