Laughs & Drafts

The boiz have troubles with being accurate, get their minds blown with his discoveries involving the "Mandela Effect", explore a strange story concerning wildlife and do the unthinkable by putting alcohol in the microwave.

The boiz talk about a craigslist ad involving a horned owl, a horde of phallic looking fish crashing a beach, the future of London's public transportation, and what side dish would a cannibal have with brains.

The boiz discuss cows with VR headsets, what music makes cheese sweeter, how rapper T.I. spends time with his daughter, and an alternative spot to hold your credit cards. Your sanctity will be tested on this one.

The boiz are back! It has been 9 long months without a new episode and we know you missed us...we hope anyway. Regardless, we're going to be updating you on what has taken place since then and give you the news stories and beer reviews you fine folks deserve!

The boiz wanna take you out on the town! If your last name was Pound and had the ability to change the name of your town, it’s a no brainer. There has been an outbreak of herpes in space which we suspect is where it came from. We found a hot sauce that will give you seizures and one of us relates his past as a Girl Scout.

The boiz have a hunger that can’t be quenched, a fire that burns deep inside for goat flesh, but not in our mouths. Goat thefts plague California, cousin Omar is beat by police who thought a blue razz jolly rancher was meth, a mad pooper interrupts a broadway musical of Magic Mike and an interesting rumor about Bruno Mars surfaces from a mystery guest...

The boiz research a man who finds out his third testicle is his twin, a Texas neighborhood is assaulted by a house painted Pepto Bismol pink, a ninety year old man downs half a quart of paint thinking it was yogurt and a man from South Korea has two kilograms of coins removed from his intestines. All that and more!

The boiz finds a man giving his own 2 cents over an extremely low tip, CIA tells us aliens can turn people into limestone, a billionaire thinks his junk needs to resemble his wealth, many dogs enjoy licking a man covered in peanut butter, and much more!

The boiz had an opportunity to sit down with the General Manager Dylan Ray Coats of Flat12 Bierwerks in Jeffersonville, Indiana. He shares with us his experiences and many of their delicious brews! Beer List https://flat12.me/beer Menu https://flat12.me/kentuckiana-1

The boiz cover teens in Indonesia are starting to drink tampon juice, a homeless man has his penis snapped in half after trying to have sex with a man hole cover, Mumbai man sues his parents for bringing him into the world without his consent, a Barack Obama mannequin is found in a lingerie store and we found the best idea for the hottest nightclub to ever exist!

The boiz discover a father and his son from Ohio encounter something they’ve never seen before while hunting bears. A domestic dispute starts out with a bloody wound from a frozen pork chop. A man with “harmless” back pain injects himself with his own semen. FBI raids a morgue employee’s home and found 3,000 penises in glass jars. Strap in everyone, it’s gonna get weird.

The boiz are coming at ya with a man who sensually licks doorbells, man who died from losing control of his car because he was watching porn, a WWII flamethrower sex game, a man who named his machete kindness and more! We also review Great Divide Brewing Yeti and Tommyknocker Cherrywood Sour Brown Ale. Don’t miss it!

The boiz have covered quite a few stories and guzzled a lot of craft brews in 2019. We've been on a little hiatus due to life making a mess of things. We'll be back soon with more unrelenting dad jokes, the sassiest of sarcasm, names we can't pronounce and a ton of examples where drug use might be beneficial. For now, enjoy the very best stories of 2018!

The boiz cover a baseball story that is Fast & Furious meets Sandlot. You'll never be able to scrub it from your brain... FOR-EVVV-ER

The boiz aren't out yet! We hate to disappoint, but we're not dead yet. Planet Fitness shenanigans, mountain lion telepathy, Shanghai does blackface skits, 360 no scopes, Nvidia vs. AMD leads to murder, man with no arms is arrested. All of this and more! Cocaine, let it rain. Beers: Clown Shoes Chocolate Sombrero https://www.clownshoesbeer.com/cs_beer/chocolate-sombrero/?doing_wp_cron=1535068818.8935389518737792968750 Salt Creek Cream Ale https://saltcreekbrewery.beer/our-beer/

The boiz throw some curve balls. An Ethiopian priest and a crocodile square off in the river, rat scrotums are used to prevent infidelity, Captain Kirk gets charged with disorderly conduct, man kidnaps scientist to request immortality for his dog and a father and son battle each other for Cheez-its and Tea. Jason picks our beer with interesting results and a good chiding! Left Hand Polestar Pilsner http://lefthandbrewing.com/beers/polestar-pilsner/ Tin Man Overlord Imperial...

The boiz start catching frogs and de-silking worms just in time to make their very own frogkini! Papa LeFleur in the studio teaches us that and practical life lessons. Brazil demands American sperm, future serial killers break a silicone hooker, the Flat Earth Society claims Australia is a made up place and no matter how crazy a person is nobody likes crap between the cheeks. Prepare yourself, let's get weird. Kentucky Peach Barrel...

The boiz are curious, when you think of what a terrorist might be or how they act you probably wouldn't think of a rooster putting his talons in the back of a bulldog, but that is exactly what happened in Miami, Florida. We've got elementary teachers giving birthday spankings, homemade energy drinks and much more! Grab a beer, put us in your ear and prepare to laugh until hurts! Beers: New Day Rethinker https://www.newdaycraft.com/on-tap Wild Ohio Brewing Mango...

Need the boiz say more? Just in case that doesn't entice you enough, we talk about a man who wants to become a genderless alien with a look that is out of this world, a meteor shower of ham flies over Florida, a Canadian coke smuggler who did it for the likes, and a man who turns dogs into Nazis. Also, its about that time again for another IPA challenge for Jason! Beers: Samuel Smith's Oatmeal Stout https://www.samuelsmithsbrewery.co.uk/product/oatmeal-stout/ Southern Tier 2X IPA, Stone...

The boiz are back again! "This is Jesus Christ and I just broke into the pizza hut. I'm Jesus," says a North Carolina native. Apparently the second coming was only there for the thin unleavened cheesy crust with a side of Mount Sinai Dew. A lady tries to remove her boyfriend from her chihuahua by baking it, a man dies getting his head stuck in a cinema seat, we learn too much sushi can give you a tapeworm, and how you should check to make sure you're not allergic to bees before getting...