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Good Gravy! It’s a mystery ripped right from the comics of Gothic Horror Cartoonist Edgar Allan Poe. When Eddie Poe and the rest of the Poe-nuts gang travel to the streets of Paris on a school field trip, they run afoul of a Heinous Head-shaving Hooligan. It’s up to brilliant Inspector C. August Dupin to solve the crime, and stop the Dastardly Depilator stalking the Rue Morgue before it’s too late. And a jealous Eddie Poe does his lunk-headed best to “help.” Starring Dominic Hoffman (SWAT, The Wire, Grey’s Anatomy), Tim Blaney (Mystery Science Theater 3000, Short Circuit, Men in Black), Jennifer Lynn Warren (American Horror Story), Lara Jean Sullivan (Serena Waits, SPACE), Sasha Kerbel (10 Days In A Madhouse), Greg Tally (Swamp Lion, 16 Bits), Ron McAdams (Night of the Tommyknockers, Girl in the Clock), Cicley Alexander (Dr Gift, Night of the Tommyknockers), Jaime Flowers (Annie, Girl in the Clock), Robb Maynard (Curse of the Droptraus, What About Blob?), Ryan Smith (Tragicall Historie of Plan the IX, War of the Worlds), Kate Page (It's A Tell Tale Valentine, Eddie Poe!), Seonaidh Matheson (Millennial Doomsday Review), James Rohling (Do Rabbots Dream of Electric Cheepz?), Deana Dolphin (Albert Kitschschlock Presents: The Films That Blew Too Much), and the rest of the Damn Dirty Drive-In Gang! Original "Bossa Nova Walking Theme" and EPSLOP Theme Song by Willy T. Golden. Additional music and sound effects by Pond5, SoundSnap, and WikiMedia Commons. Artwork by Daniel Vincent Bigelow.

Next up in our summer encore series is an episode that aired way back in 2017, when the podcast went by a different name, and starring ‘Mystery Science theater 3000” show host Jonah Ray. Jonah sits down with the original cast of the Damn Dirty Drive Drive-In, featuring Greg Tally and Ryan Smith.

Next up in our summer encore series of is an episode that aired way back in 2017, when the podcast went by a different name, when the gang sat down with comedian Felicia Day. The second cast of the Damn Dirty Drive Drive-In featured Greg Tally, Ryan Smith, and Kate Page.

Next up in our summer encore series is an episode that aired way back in 2018, when the podcast went by a different name, and showcases an interview with Comedian Patton Oswalt. It was recorded on the set of Season 12 of Mystery Science Theater 3000,” at the historic Raleigh Studios in Hollywood, California. This represents the third cast of the Damn Dirty Drive Drive-In, featuring Ryan Smith, Ron McAdams, James Rohling and Robb Maynard, and was produced by Greg Tally. (With special guest...

First up in our summer encore series of, “Damn Dirty Drive-In” is an episode that aired way back in 2017, when the podcast went by a very different name, and involving a good-old fashioned Soda Tasting with Joel Hodgson and Ivan Askwith. The second cast of the Damn Dirty Drive Drive-In featured Greg Tally, Ryan Smith, and Kate Page, who replaced Blake Sanchez on the show.

Hey folks! After four and a half years of podcasting, we're tired and in need of a break. All of us at the Damn Dirty Drive-In (and our mutant sloth) are taking a few months to regroup, write, and recharge. See you in a couple of months! Toodles!

This week, on the Damn Dirty Drive-In, Ben, Robb, and Ryan Luis Rodriguez from the Coolness Chronicles podcast premiere a new sketch written by special guest K.M. Rice, entitled “The Tale of How Beowulf Procured Much Mead-Stock!” Also, Daniel Vincent Bigelow drops by to discuss his work on the animation for The Claudette’s music video, “The Sun Will Fool You.” Then, on the Reels of Justice, the 2001 live-action/animated film “Osmosis Jones” is put on trial for its life. And finally, Erik...

On this episode of The Damn Dirty Drive-In, Robb, Ben and special guest Ryan Luis Rodriguez, host of The Coolness Chronicles, chat about the recent MST3K live riff, then spend WAYYY too much time discussing the pros and cons of various "Invisible Man" movies. Plus, Theresa Gallagher and Jackie Monahan face off in "Wine Pairing", a new sketch by Greg Tally. Then Erik and Ben treat the gang to something called "oyster stout" in The Damn Dirty Deli. All this and a mutant sloth frantically...

On this week’s Damn Dirty Drive-In, Greg, Ben and Robb are joined by special guest Ryan Luis Rodriguez, from the Coolness Chronicles podcast, to indict the 1989 comedy sequel “Ghostbusters II” on the Reels of Justice. Also, Jackey Neyman Jones from “Manos: The Hands of Fate” stops by to discuss the premiere of “Manos Returns” on Amazon Prime streaming. Plus, the gang debuts a brand new sketch entitled “Today is the First Day,” featuring Kevin Caliber Thomsen, Jeremiah Benjamin, Jack Bennett,...

On this episode of The Damn Dirty Drive-In, Robb, Greg, Deana and Ben tackle "Gamera: Guardian of the Universe" in Reels of Justice. Then, Matt Gallagher, Jackie Monahan, and a host of others star in "Bumper Buddies", a new sketch by Greg Tally. And Erik treats the gang to some garlic dill cheese curds in a brand new Damn Dirty Deli. All this and a mutant sloth wondering why the hell HE never gets to star in a kaiju movie, on this week's episode of The Damn Dirty Drive-In!

On this week’s Damn Dirty Drive-In, Greg, Ben and Robb debut the new sketch “Kill Bob Hope Dot Com!” Plus, Producer Alexis Iacono drops by to discuss the upcoming remote Scripts Gone Wild shows on YouTube! Then, the gang puts the 2000 Nicholas Cage film “Gone in 60 Seconds” on trial in an all-new Reels of Justice! And finally, Erik tempts us all with the Chocolate Bar From Hell on the Damn Dirty Deli! All this and a mutant sloth belting out ‘O Fortuna,’ on the Damn Dirty Drive-In!

A special Easter Encore of "Do Rabbots Dream of Electric Cheepz?: The Final Cut!" Described as “half-‘Blade Runner’, half-‘Watership Down’, and half-insanity” (which is too many halves), “Do Rabbots Dream of Electric Cheepz?: The Final Cut” is an edge-of-your-seat thrill ride into a futuristic dystopia populated by intelligent rabbits and their chocolate vassals. This original sci-fi comedy is a work of satire based upon or inspired by Ridley Scott's motion picture “Blade Runner,” Phillip K....

On this week’s episode of the Damn Dirty Drive-In, Greg and Robb are joined by special guest Ron McAdams, as they debut a brand new sketch starring Rico E. Anderson, a gritty, edge-of-your-seat heist story titled “the Buttermint Seven!” Then, on the Damn Dirty Deli, Erik treats the gang to some Sikhye Rice Punch (yum yum)! All this and a mutant sloth who hopes to one day be the next big holiday animal mascot, on the Damn Dirty Drive-In!

Holy Phantasmagoria! In the third installment of the Eddie Poe series, the Poe-nuts find themselves besieged by a polychromatic pandemic! What a perfect time to throw a party! But when an uninvited guest crashes the festivities, will Eddie Poe and the rest of the gang be able to shake off its infectious influence? “It’s the Masque of the Polychrome Death, Eddie Poe!” is a parody inspired by the works of Charles M. Schulz, and Edgar Allan Poe’s The Masque of the Red Death. Written and...

Not going anywhere for a spell? Help while away the hours by catching up on the most recent sketches from the Damn Dirty Drive-In in our latest compilation, “Shorts in a Bunch: Word Salad!” This collection has it all. Renowned detectives bragging! Vampire brides nagging! Old people shagging! Plus, the sentient, shape-shifting stomach of a Zamphronian Devil Worm from Dimension X! Featuring Rico E. Anderson, Jeremiah Benjamin, Jack Bennett, Maritza Cabrera, Charles Chudabala, Tiffany Yvonne...

On this episode of The Damn Dirty Drive-In, Ryan, Greg and Robb all stay the Hell inside while strongly urging you to stay the Hell inside too. Also, we premiere three brand new sketches! First, Kidz Newz anchors Jennifer Lynn Warren and Jeremiah Benjamin send correspondent Charles Chudabala to dangerous and exotic locales in “Kidz Newz Now!” Then, Kevin Caliber Thomsen and Caitlin Kazepis battle hordes of undead hippies in “Hash Vs. The Evil Deadheads.” And finally, Marisa Parks has a big...

On this episode of The Damn Dirty Drive-In, Ryan and Robb phone in remotely to practice social distancing, and debate whether Roger Moore's Bond movies were any good. Plus, Robb, Ryan and Willie T. Golden navigate the perils of fame in "The Grammy Awards", a new sketch written by Robb Maynard. Then, Pablo Lewin, Robb and Jack Bennett navigate the perils of doing a PBS children's show in "Mister Nelson's House", a new sketch written by Ryan Smith. And Erik treats the gang on an all-new Damn...

Hearken back to Renaissance England, when Queen Elizabeth I ruled, and Sir Francis Drake circled the globe, and the great playwright and Immortal Bard Edward D. Wood Jr. dominated the stage. The Damn Dirty Drive-In is proud to present, in radio play form, Part Two of our encore performance of Ed Wood's "The Tragicall Historie of Plan the IX," with Dana Gould; original theme song by Greg "Storm" DiCostanzo of Paul and Storm; Tim Blaney from "Men In Black" and "Short Circuit," Frank Dietz from...

Hearken back to Renaissance England, when Queen Elizabeth I ruled, and Sir Francis Drake circled the globe, and the great playwright and Immortal Bard Edward D. Wood Jr. dominated the stage. The Damn Dirty Drive-In is proud to present, in radio play form, an encore performance of Ed Wood's "The Tragicall Historie of Plan the IX," with Dana Gould; original theme song by Greg "Storm" DiCostanzo of Paul and Storm; Tim Blaney from "Men In Black" and "Short Circuit," Frank Dietz from "Zombie...

On this episode of The Damn Dirty Drive-In, Deana, Robb, Ryan and Ben talk way too much about poisoned nipples, and on "Reels of Justice", the gang takes on the infamous "Saved By the Bell" sequel, "Showgirls". Plus, things get awkward for a new patient in "The Fertility Clinic", a new sketch written by Ryan Smith and starring Rico E. Anderson, Tiffany Yvonne Cox, Kirk R. Thatcher and Trish Geiger. Then Erik force-feeds the gang on The Damn Dirty Deli. All this and even more discussion of...