Derivative

"When your environment is clean you feel happy, motivated and healthy" - Lailah Gifty Akita Cleaning is one of those unavoidable facts of life that just continues to torment us all just as that boulder tormented poor syphilis. Derivative is a podcast where international hosts Willie and Yianni give hot takes on derivative topics, because what's more derivative than a podcast? Follow us on instagram individually @_williepage_ and @yiannisines Cover art by Ezra Coh

"Life is what you celebrate. All of it. Even its end." - Joanne Harris Derivative is a podcast where international hosts Willie and Yianni give hot takes on derivative topics, because what's more derivative than a podcast? Follow us on instagram individually @_williepage_ and @yiannisines Cover art by Ezra Coh

There's no such thing as bad publicity! Today's episode is all about advertisements! From beer to mobile apps, advertising is up there with death and taxes as one of life's unavoidable monsters. Derivative is a podcast where international hosts Willie and Yianni give hot takes on derivative topics, because what's more derivative than a podcast? Follow us on instagram individually @_williepage_ and @yiannisines Cover art by Ezra Coh

♫When I think of home, I think of a place where there's love overflowing♫ Home is a word that has many varying definitions for each individual. Join hosts Willie and Yianni as they delve into their experiences with the somewhat elusive concept of "home". Derivative is a podcast where international hosts Willie and Yianni give hot takes on derivative topics, because what's more derivative than a podcast? Follow us on instagram individually @_williepage_ and @yiannisines Cover art by Ezra Coh

( ๑>ᴗ<๑ ) Are you a cute or a chronic? Cuteness is a cultural phenomenon of which Willie and Yianni are wholly unqualified to effectively discuss and yet here they go anyway. Give 'em a listen and see if you agree with their thoughts on CUTE. Derivative is a podcast where international hosts Willie and Yianni give hot takes on derivative topics, because what's more derivative than a podcast? Follow us on instagram individually @_williepage_ and @yiannisines Cover art by Ezra Coh

S P A C E The final frontier...maybe not? We're not really sure, but Yianni and Willie do try to figure out space and its many different forms: personal space, negative space, outer space, Sissy Spacek, the works. Derivative is a podcast where international hosts Willie and Yianni give hot takes on derivative topics, because what's more derivative than a podcast? Follow us on instagram individually @_williepage_ and @yiannisines Cover art by Ezra Cohen P.S. Happy Barbieheimer to all those who celebrate

Careful the things you say, cause children are nosy little animals and they will listen. Urban Dictionary defines "childs" as"a much more entertaining way of saying children" Example: Teenage: "look mom! Them childs are running on our vegetable garden!" Mom: *yells* "Y'all go back to your mommies ya hear!" Derivative is a podcast where international hosts Willie and Yianni give hot takes on derivative topics, because what's more derivative than a podcast? Follow us on instagram individually @_williepage_ and @yiannisines Cover art by Ezra Cohen

I hope you know CPR, because you just took my breath away! What is flirting? Who does it? Who wants it? And who's good at it? Willie and Yianni look deeper at the strange human action that is flirting and whether they are good at it. Derivative is a podcast where international hosts Willie and Yianni give hot takes on derivative topics, because what's more derivative than a podcast? Follow us on instagram individually @_williepage_ and @yiannisines Cover art by Ezra Cohen

DON'T TREAD ON ME Yianni and Willie take a moment to not only touch grass this week but talk about it at length. Discussing what it means to society and each of their own personal relationships with grass. Enjoy! Derivative is a podcast where international hosts Willie and Yianni give hot takes on derivative topics, because what's more derivative than a podcast? Follow us on instagram individually @_williepage_ and @yiannisines Cover art by Ezra Cohen

**This episode contains explicit material**...obviously. So tread with care as Yianni and Willie explore the topic of swear words. Join them as they divulge into its etymology, rank English's most common profanities, and share some personal stories from their childhood surrounding certain curse words. Derivative is a podcast where international hosts Willie and Yianni give hot takes on derivative topics, because what's more derivative than a podcast? Follow us on instagram individually @_williepage_ and @yiannisines Cover art by Ezra Cohen

New season new format! This episode is not about "Fame: The Musical" but rather the concept itself. Join hosts Yianni and Willie as they try to figure out who is an A-List celebrity and what they mean to us. Derivative is a podcast where international hosts Willie and Yianni give hot takes on derivative topics, because what's more derivative than a podcast? Follow us on instagram individually @_williepage_ and @yiannisines Cover art by Ezra Cohen

Jumping back into another episode, Willie and Yianni discuss a myriad of queer things in this episode including, but certainly not limited to, the Tony Awards and Pride. Derivative is a podcast where international hosts Willie and Yianni give hot takes on derivative topics, because what's more derivative than a podcast? Follow us on instagram @derivative.podcast or individually @_williepage_ and @yiannisines Formerly "New Yorker Issues" Cover art by Ezra Cohen

On this weeks episode Willie and Yianni discuss their recent relationship troubles and get political with their derivative takes. Derivative is a podcast where international hosts Willie and Yianni give hot takes on derivative topics, because what's more derivative than a podcast? Follow us on instagram @derivative.podcast or individually @_williepage_ and @yiannisines Formerly "New Yorker Issues" Cover art by Ezra Cohen

On this weeks episode Willie and Yianni discuss a myriad of topics including the difficulty of writing, how love is dead, clutter, drag race, and top gun. What a show! And as always the two hosts provide you with their weekly derivative takes. Derivative is a podcast where international hosts Willie and Yianni give hot takes on derivative topics, because what's more derivative than a podcast? Follow us on instagram @derivative.podcast or individually @_williepage_ and @yiannisines Formerly "New Yorker Issues" Cover art by Ezra Cohen

On this weeks episode Willie calls into the pod on what sounds like a tin can and string, while Yianni experiments with the zoom filters (which has a massive comedic payoff in this audio only medium). As always, the two hosts discuss their derivative takes and also what media they have been consuming. Derivative is a podcast where international hosts Willie and Yianni give hot takes on derivative topics, because what's more derivative than a podcast? Follow us on instagram @derivative.podcast or individually @_williepage_ and @yiannisines Formerly "New Yorker Issues" Cover art by Ezra Cohen

We're back! After an unscheduled hiatus Willie and Yianni sit down to discuss their time together in Berlin, what they've been consuming, and, of course, their derivative takes. Derivative is a podcast where international hosts Willie and Yianni give hot takes on derivative topics, because what's more derivative than a podcast? Follow us on instagram @derivative.podcast or individually @_williepage_ and @yiannisines Formerly "New Yorker Issues" Cover art by Ezra Cohen

This week there were some scheduling issues which prevented Willie and Yianni recording together; but don't you worry! Yianni has recorded a solo episode where he outlines for Willie some differences between the USA and the UK in preparation for his visit to Ol' Blighty. Plus, as always, Yianni explains his derivative this week. Enjoy! Derivative is a podcast where international hosts Willie and Yianni give hot takes on derivative topics, because what's more derivative than a podcast? Follow us on instagram @derivative.podcast or individually @_williepage_ and @yiannisines Formerly "New Yorker Issues" Cover art by Ezra Cohen

This week Willie and Yianni are joined by the talented Deana Taheri (@deanapardis) as the first guest to come on to Derivative. There were talks of theatre, style, artists dates and more. 365 Days: This Day Trailer Derivative is a podcast where international hosts Willie and Yianni give hot takes on derivative topics, because what's more derivative than a podcast? Follow us on instagram @derivative.podcast or individually @_williepage_ and @yiannisines Formerly "New Yorker Issues" Cover art by Ezra Cohen

This week Willie and Yianni discuss The Oscars (a week late), England vs. America: Who Uses Their Mouth More, Customer Service, the gays, and many other derivative topics. Derivative is a podcast where international hosts Willie and Yianni give hot takes on derivative topics, because what's more derivative than a podcast? Follow us on instagram @derivative.podcast @_williepage_ and @yiannisines Formerly "New Yorker Issues" Cover art by Ezra Cohen https://ezco.tv/

Unencumbered by having to read the New Yorker each week, Willie (based in NYC) and Yianni (based in London) have dropped the subscription and will instead give hot takes on derivative topics, and at the end of the day what's more derivative than a podcast? The podcast is always evolving and we hope you will come with us on this journey as we figure out what exactly we are doing.