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Episode 56 - Minus The Dave

12/11/2018
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Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! Dave gets mad twice a week, Allan likes songs about dick, Diablo 3 and Twitch streaming, How is everyone not on board with Norsemen yet?!, Derailing the Thought Cops, Dylan has returned to typical salt levels, A not-so-luxurious resort experience, Bison's Burgers, Tinder and Mormonism, Matt loses his cowboy privileges, Bungie drops the ball again, "Avenging Allan Foster"...

Duration:03:01:39

Episode 55 - Dylan Finds A Good Mood

12/4/2018
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Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! We start out this week's show discovering who has the lowest Tim-cell Count and burning lowercase T's, Allan is sick as fucc, As Seen on TV hoses and Dave's dick, "This podcast means YOU'RE WELCOME", Dylan discovers Kekistan, Facebook's standard News Feed is garbage, Cousin sex on a technicality, Is Jeff Goldblum jass?, Dylan calls out all the Tylers, Giving babies herpes,...

Duration:02:39:37

Episode 54 - Peruse The Debutantes

11/27/2018
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Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! The liver regenerates like a lizard tail, Matt has experienced all that is fun, The anniversary of the infamous kick-flip, Slipknot and dick ashes, Dave's piercing and difficulty urinating, Allan is the troglodyte Patch Adams, A dog vs. a vape battery, Dylan is back in town and has been desalinized, Boneitis calls in to talk about Furries, artwork, and their related...

Duration:03:33:23

NFHC Bonus Episode 5 - The Drinking Contest! NFHC vs. Roast Mortem

11/22/2018
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While you're miserable at your family's Thanksgiving get-together, listen along and get absolutely shitfaced with us! We battle it out for the title "The Drunkest Podcast" against Roast Mortem Podcast and it gets ugly faster than expected. Riley from "ASE Presents" tries to keep us in line along the way and does a great job! 3 hours, 16 beers, 1 winner. For more bonus episodes, clips, and other content, visit Patreon.com/NFHCPodcast Visit us at www.NFHCPodcast.com for everything Not...

Duration:02:55:49

Episode 53 - Hair of The Wolf

11/18/2018
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Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! We start off this week fresh from competition and the hangover is strong. Recapping the drinking contest between us and Roast Mortem Podcast that involves the drunkest Matt, 24 beers, and pissing on the floor. The audio of this shit-show will come out later this week for free! Who's next in the NFHC Discord Dome?! Allan, Matt and Dylan discuss the live show from last...

Duration:03:04:55

Episode 52 - Forever Geordi

11/13/2018
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Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! This is our one year of podcasting celebration featuring prop beer and prop marsupials, Non-Host Jason gets us WorfHas2Dicks.com (and WorfHasTwoDicks.com) for our podcast anniversary, Matt gives some stats on the past year and we learn how the show has changed him, Killing yourself gives you a real-life K/D ratio of 1.0, Dylan buys some furry art, Matthew Broderick is an...

Duration:03:27:23

Episode 51 - This is a Sassy One

11/6/2018
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Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! Dylan joins us via satellite this week, Our Wrestlemania viewing is finally scheduled and NFHC Bonus Episode 4 is ready to go, A careful vasectomy preserves testicular beauty, Political campaign ads and being bullied into voting, Brown crotch, Allan on The Rich Dickman Show and clips showing how mad they are about TheRichDickmanShow.com, Another NFHC Twitch marathon of...

Duration:03:14:52

Episode 50 - Transporter Abortions

10/30/2018
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Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! George is back to frack this week for a monumental Episode 50! There are no toilets on starships, so where does all that shit go? Allan almost gives an apology for last week, comically large mugs and the decimation of the keg, a hot week in the NFHC Facebook Group ends with multiple Zucc's, "Bavid Dernier", Cave exploring and molestation, "Mushrupials" take ahold of Dylan,...

Duration:03:09:26

Episode 49 - Almost Robocop

10/23/2018
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Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! Our friend George joins us in the studio this week to prove #NotAllGeorges are bad (Looking at you, Maddox). Dylan is once again via satellite from Las Vegas pretending to be the Away Team. We start this one out with a drink of "Red Titty" (RedBreast 12 Irish Whiskey), so I think we all know how much of a shit-show this is about to be! Fracking the studio for liquid...

Duration:02:59:47

Episode 48 - Dave's Saddam Hole

10/16/2018
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Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! A hairy cave and half a hemi-roid, When your Apple Watch thinks you're working out, Niche fetishes, Allan's failure of a camping trip, Wittmann feet, Dave's doing a good thing, Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom and Independence Day: Resurgence shouldn't have been made, A dick-pill drug deal and it's stats, The Vegasode and hookers, Dave and Dylan experience "mushrupials",...

Duration:02:44:36

Episode 47 - The Meaty Chud

10/9/2018
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Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! Dave's back! Crazy Cactus Beard Balm sends in some products for us to enjoy. We sample them live AND they came with a special message for each of us! Allan falls asleep and causes chaos, Whataburgers have the worst customers, Dave gives a Netflix recommendation, Dylan's trying to grow his balls out, We give a promotion to an NFHC Facebook Group member, We create a poll to...

Duration:02:42:49

Episode 46 - U-Turn Tim

10/2/2018
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Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! Dave's out this week recovering from surgery, so our friend Maynard comes in to hang out. Team switching in wars, locking Dave out of the NFHC Livestream, Big balls equals big beards, Allan goes on a podcast mini-tour, Dylan's adventure in a mob-themed restaurant, An Apple Watch's bad attempt at saving a life, The Legend of The Rumble Belly, We ask Maynard "How Much of A...

Duration:02:55:16

Episode 45 - Ambo-jitsu

9/25/2018
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Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! Your drunken weekly update just got even more drunk with the addition of a kegerator. Dylan has a sleepover at Allan's house, but can he survive the night? Some details on a recent Patreon bonus clip, An excursion into Wet Beaver Creek, Dave has new Star Wars gripes, Dylan finally catches a Facebook ban and accidentally tags our voicemail number in a work email. The NFHC...

Duration:02:55:18

Episode 44 - Speedbagging The Cow Box

9/18/2018
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Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! This is the biggest episode yet and none of us know why! Allan still wants to snort The Rhino, Paramotoring with a red Star Fleet uniform on, The Kevin collection continues to grow, Dylan gives up on Las Vegas Tinder and replaces it with Destiny 2, Mansplaining why you have to manspread, Sabotaging drop ceilings, Allan is not as fat as he's made out to be, Do we say...

Duration:02:56:34

Episode 43 - Apex Hosting

9/11/2018
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Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! The original doctor on "The Next Generation" use to be hot, The Rubber Bandit's song continues to haunt Dave, The art of "road cucking", Football season has started and Dave isn't amused, Doing math with presidential terms, Djembes aren't cool, Old people should snort salt, The deaths of Mac Miller and Burt Reynolds, Allan explains how to maximize drinking for free in...

Duration:03:02:16

Episode 42 - Kev In - Kev Out

9/4/2018
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Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! This week starts out with a Star Trek anatomy lesson and the realization that the show features a lot of dick and balls. Physical media sucks and we're glad it's dying. Our Facebook Group is blowing up and hard to keep track of. Dave, for some reason, is collecting Kevins in his new group "Shit Bird Kevingposting." Allan describes what a "toothy handjob" is. Using Youtube...

Duration:03:07:00

Episode 41 - Salty Side Down

8/28/2018
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Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! Matt's drinking a six pack of Bud Light because he wants to remember what 18 felt like. Allan and Dave get into an argument over Star Trek movies, but it reveals Dave's go-to fight tactics. He'll call you "a contrarian" and "obtuse" often... try it out! Speakers get blown out in an attempt to drown out Dylan. We're officially C.U.N.T.'s! Congratulations to Thought Cops...

Duration:03:06:15

Episode 40 - Sunny D By The Pool

8/21/2018
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Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! If you're new to the show, WELCOME! We celebrate this 40th episode milestone HARD, so buckle up. Allan and Dave are given the names "Slow Rogan" and "Hung Jamie" respectively. Dave has to give a sincere apology for his drunken behavior last week, even though it was mild in comparison to anything Allan has done in the past. We talk about how bad Maddox lost both in the...

Duration:02:52:13

Episode 39 - The One About The Contest

8/14/2018
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Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! We kick off this week with one dollar gas station shots and a memorial for Dylan's lost beard. We're battling in the first-ever "SUPER Podcast Champion Edition Turbo" against the Thought Cops podcast! The winner will get a place on the C.U.N.T. ('C' 'U' Next Tuesday) Network. To hear the fight go down, tune into episode 115 of The Dick Show. There will be a listener voting...

Duration:02:35:33

Episode 38 - Doctor Davehattan

8/7/2018
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Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between!Allan is "hunglagged" or just hungover from his weekend adventure to Atlanta, We demand other podcasts surrender terms, Sharp as a whistle, Dave is the #1 source for southwest ripped dudes, Dylan gets abandoned in Las Vegas, Getting to the bottom of a Tinder date, Multiple molesting Daves. The Deep South, The Asterios Showkkinos, and Dick Masterson's Road Rage: Atlanta...

Duration:02:10:42