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Episode 48 - Dave's Saddam Hole

10/16/2018
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Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! A hairy cave and half a hemi-roid, When your Apple Watch thinks you're working out, Niche fetishes, Allan's failure of a camping trip, Wittmann feet, Dave's doing a good thing, Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom and Independence Day: Resurgence shouldn't have been made, A dick-pill drug deal and it's stats, The Vegasode and hookers, Dave and Dylan experience "mushrupials",...

Duration:02:44:36

Episode 47 - The Meaty Chud

10/9/2018
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Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! Dave's back! Crazy Cactus Beard Balm sends in some products for us to enjoy. We sample them live AND they came with a special message for each of us! Allan falls asleep and causes chaos, Whataburgers have the worst customers, Dave gives a Netflix recommendation, Dylan's trying to grow his balls out, We give a promotion to an NFHC Facebook Group member, We create a poll...

Duration:02:42:49

Episode 46 - U-Turn Tim

10/2/2018
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Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! Dave's out this week recovering from surgery, so our friend Maynard comes in to hang out. Team switching in wars, locking Dave out of the NFHC Livestream, Big balls equals big beards, Allan goes on a podcast mini-tour, Dylan's adventure in a mob-themed restaurant, An Apple Watch's bad attempt at saving a life, The Legend of The Rumble Belly, We ask Maynard "How Much of A...

Duration:02:55:16

Episode 45 - Ambo-jitsu

9/25/2018
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Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! Your drunken weekly update just got even more drunk with the addition of a kegerator. Dylan has a sleepover at Allan's house, but can he survive the night? Some details on a recent Patreon bonus clip, An excursion into Wet Beaver Creek, Dave has new Star Wars gripes, Dylan finally catches a Facebook ban and accidentally tags our voicemail number in a work email. The NFHC...

Duration:02:55:18

Episode 44 - Speedbagging The Cow Box

9/18/2018
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Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! This is the biggest episode yet and none of us know why! Allan still wants to snort The Rhino, Paramotoring with a red Star Fleet uniform on, The Kevin collection continues to grow, Dylan gives up on Las Vegas Tinder and replaces it with Destiny 2, Mansplaining why you have to manspread, Sabotaging drop ceilings, Allan is not as fat as he's made out to be, Do we say...

Duration:02:56:34

Episode 43 - Apex Hosting

9/11/2018
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Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! The original doctor on "The Next Generation" use to be hot, The Rubber Bandit's song continues to haunt Dave, The art of "road cucking", Football season has started and Dave isn't amused, Doing math with presidential terms, Djembes aren't cool, Old people should snort salt, The deaths of Mac Miller and Burt Reynolds, Allan explains how to maximize drinking for free in...

Duration:03:02:16

Episode 42 - Kev In - Kev Out

9/4/2018
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Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! This week starts out with a Star Trek anatomy lesson and the realization that the show features a lot of dick and balls. Physical media sucks and we're glad it's dying. Our Facebook Group is blowing up and hard to keep track of. Dave, for some reason, is collecting Kevins in his new group "Shit Bird Kevingposting." Allan describes what a "toothy handjob" is. Using...

Duration:03:07:00

Episode 41 - Salty Side Down

8/28/2018
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Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! Matt's drinking a six pack of Bud Light because he wants to remember what 18 felt like. Allan and Dave get into an argument over Star Trek movies, but it reveals Dave's go-to fight tactics. He'll call you "a contrarian" and "obtuse" often... try it out! Speakers get blown out in an attempt to drown out Dylan. We're officially C.U.N.T.'s! Congratulations to Thought...

Duration:03:06:15

Episode 40 - Sunny D By The Pool

8/21/2018
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Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! If you're new to the show, WELCOME! We celebrate this 40th episode milestone HARD, so buckle up. Allan and Dave are given the names "Slow Rogan" and "Hung Jamie" respectively. Dave has to give a sincere apology for his drunken behavior last week, even though it was mild in comparison to anything Allan has done in the past. We talk about how bad Maddox lost both in the...

Duration:02:52:13

Episode 39 - The One About The Contest

8/14/2018
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Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! We kick off this week with one dollar gas station shots and a memorial for Dylan's lost beard. We're battling in the first-ever "SUPER Podcast Champion Edition Turbo" against the Thought Cops podcast! The winner will get a place on the C.U.N.T. ('C' 'U' Next Tuesday) Network. To hear the fight go down, tune into episode 115 of The Dick Show. There will be a listener...

Duration:02:35:33

Episode 38 - Doctor Davehattan

8/7/2018
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Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between!Allan is "hunglagged" or just hungover from his weekend adventure to Atlanta, We demand other podcasts surrender terms, Sharp as a whistle, Dave is the #1 source for southwest ripped dudes, Dylan gets abandoned in Las Vegas, Getting to the bottom of a Tinder date, Multiple molesting Daves. The Deep South, The Asterios Showkkinos, and Dick Masterson's Road Rage: Atlanta...

Duration:02:10:42

Episode 37 - Fingerblast The Mayonnaise Button

7/31/2018
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Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! Dylan joins us via satellite, Allan's hangover cure is diet cola instead of water. The movie "SWAT" with meth and anxiety attacks. Dave trolls Matt into listening to 311, Dylan recommends SBC's new show "Who is America?", Getting your dick grabbed in Vegas, The ukulele isn't cool and never will be, Allan plans to install a SCUD missile system in his yard, Prison-produced...

Duration:02:53:01

Episode 36 - Heart Palpatines

7/24/2018
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Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! 'Stone Cold' Steve Dylan joins us once again in the studio, We start out this week with a game of "Strip Meteorology" and Shirtless Dave flexing on Allan. Drunk cooking, wasted nachos, ruined segments and "because I was drunk." DO NOT (definitely do this) try to scare Dylan, The ups and downs of our Vegas travels, Allan rebuilds a burnt bridge and is going to Atlanta,...

Duration:02:50:05

Episode 35 - Dippin' Toes

7/17/2018
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Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! Dylan almost dies, A discussion on digital piracy, Meeting a questionable co-worker, a little bit on our upcoming bonus episode, Dave's ringtone idea, The UnFuckables and the Loose Set of Guidelines, Beers of The Week, Thumb recoil, Blowing up LaCroix because that's what it deserves, Matt continues to make players rage-quit from Street Fighter, "Hey, Look at This!"...

Duration:02:47:10

Episode 34 - The Allaning

7/10/2018
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Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! Dylan once again is joining us via satellite, but this time he's reporting from Las Vegas. A review of hemp beer, Dylan is consumed by Conan Exiles and sucks at driving, Dave's back and we hear about his travels, Matt gets an in-studio promotion, Almost escaping Wrestlemania, 4th of July celebrations have become a travesty, Did we just eat dog treats?, Drinking and...

Duration:02:21:23

Episode 33 - The Affirmative Nod

7/3/2018
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Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! The bastard that is "technical difficulties" got us this week. This episode does sound less than optimal and we didn't notice until after recording. So, sorry in advance! Dave's on vacation this week! Googling where to hide drugs in a rental, Democracy manifest and "gets your hand off my penis", Conan Exiles is taking over... have you put your time in on the wall yet?,...

Duration:02:36:22

Episode 32 - Grapefruiting The Stone

6/26/2018
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Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! This week Steven Poff from "There Can Be Only One Podcast" joins us to talk about their upcoming gaming tournament and to discuss Robocop 2. Matt hates men in flip flops, a gas station struggleburger, Electric Forest, A bad trip on mushrooms, Mark Zuckerborg and Steven Jobs' force ghost, Allan is the Sheriff Joe of Facebook friend requests, Dylan's story about trying to...

Duration:03:31:32

Episode 31 - Lawrence of a Labia

6/19/2018
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Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! Back by popular demand: Another Friday Night shit show! Dylan's wearing his invisibility glasses, Dave's dick requires panoramic mode for pics, Watching a movie you enjoyed twice just to see why you didn't hate it, Sex on women rather than with them, Allan was a guest caller in episode 106 of The Dick Show. A bit more on Conan Exiles, Mortal Kombat, and confirmation that...

Duration:02:42:14

Episode 30 - Stupid Face, Texas Mouth

6/12/2018
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Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! 30 episodes -- It's a celebration fueled by IPA! A discussion on hick instruments, posting pictures of your legs crossed is a terrible social media trend, most annoying Star Wars characters and Dave gets it wrong, Viagra and extra dick blood, Michael Jackson's Current Health Condition, Saying "Conan The Barbarian" wrong and game sexism, Your next trip to Vegas requires a...

Duration:03:14:54

Episode 29 - And Suddenly, Dinosaurs

6/5/2018
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Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! Warning: There will be SPOILERS for Solo between 1:11:25 and 1:43:05! We start this week with a soundbite of Dave making the worst sound ever, Where did all the tighty whities go?, Facebook hookers and trolling, The Weird Dick Hour, The end of a bad relationship with Destiny 2, Comicon-aids, Battlefield's poor marketing choices, "Hey, Look at this!" with Jakecomesback2000...

Duration:02:45:21