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Episode 35 - Dippin' Toes

7/17/2018
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Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! Dylan almost dies, A discussion on digital piracy, Meeting a questionable co-worker, a little bit on our upcoming bonus episode, Dave's ringtone idea, The UnFuckables and the Loose Set of Guidelines, Beers of The Week, Thumb recoil, Blowing up LaCroix because that's what it deserves, Matt continues to make players rage-quit from Street Fighter, "Hey, Look at This!"...

Duration:02:47:10

Episode 34 - The Allaning

7/10/2018
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Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! Dylan once again is joining us via satellite, but this time he's reporting from Las Vegas. A review of hemp beer, Dylan is consumed by Conan Exiles and sucks at driving, Dave's back and we hear about his travels, Matt gets an in-studio promotion, Almost escaping Wrestlemania, 4th of July celebrations have become a travesty, Did we just eat dog treats?, Drinking and...

Duration:02:21:23

Episode 33 - The Affirmative Nod

7/3/2018
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Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! The bastard that is "technical difficulties" got us this week. This episode does sound less than optimal and we didn't notice until after recording. So, sorry in advance! Dave's on vacation this week! Googling where to hide drugs in a rental, Democracy manifest and "gets your hand off my penis", Conan Exiles is taking over... have you put your time in on the wall yet?,...

Duration:02:36:22

Episode 32 - Grapefruiting The Stone

6/26/2018
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Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! This week Steven Poff from "There Can Be Only One Podcast" joins us to talk about their upcoming gaming tournament and to discuss Robocop 2. Matt hates men in flip flops, a gas station struggleburger, Electric Forest, A bad trip on mushrooms, Mark Zuckerborg and Steven Jobs' force ghost, Allan is the Sheriff Joe of Facebook friend requests, Dylan's story about trying to...

Duration:03:31:32

Episode 31 - Lawrence of a Labia

6/19/2018
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Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! Back by popular demand: Another Friday Night shit show! Dylan's wearing his invisibility glasses, Dave's dick requires panoramic mode for pics, Watching a movie you enjoyed twice just to see why you didn't hate it, Sex on women rather than with them, Allan was a guest caller in episode 106 of The Dick Show. A bit more on Conan Exiles, Mortal Kombat, and confirmation that...

Duration:02:42:14

Episode 30 - Stupid Face, Texas Mouth

6/12/2018
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Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! 30 episodes -- It's a celebration fueled by IPA! A discussion on hick instruments, posting pictures of your legs crossed is a terrible social media trend, most annoying Star Wars characters and Dave gets it wrong, Viagra and extra dick blood, Michael Jackson's Current Health Condition, Saying "Conan The Barbarian" wrong and game sexism, Your next trip to Vegas requires a...

Duration:03:14:54

Episode 29 - And Suddenly, Dinosaurs

6/5/2018
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Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! Warning: There will be SPOILERS for Solo between 1:11:25 and 1:43:05! We start this week with a soundbite of Dave making the worst sound ever, Where did all the tighty whities go?, Facebook hookers and trolling, The Weird Dick Hour, The end of a bad relationship with Destiny 2, Comicon-aids, Battlefield's poor marketing choices, "Hey, Look at this!" with...

Duration:02:45:21

Episode 28 - A Hint of Piss

5/29/2018
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Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! We learn this week that Dylan doesn't have any Bitcoins, so he can't buy anymore cat tranquilizers off the deep web. Dave's "Getting too high" story, running from the police and winning, we're updating our privacy policy, speaking the Timarian language, Conan Exiles/Destiny 2/Battlefront 2 talk and input lag on plasma TVs, Our resident Star Wars Superfan saw "Solo"...

Duration:03:09:13

Episode 27 - Allan's Unmarked Grave

5/22/2018
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Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! Allan might not know how scheduling or calendars work, Dylan shows off his new Championship belt that's totally not a child's toy, The Cryus's made it big from inserting microphones into their holes, Dave gets banned from Facebook (again), Being bullied into a mustache, A postmortem apology to America, Inventing Trans-Atlantic Hip-Hop and SnatchChat, Dylan gets hit on in...

Duration:03:11:28

Episode 26 - Substantial Lance

5/15/2018
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Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! Buckle in for a dual birthday celebration show fueled by an accidental "Ice" beer purchase! Semi-guest non-host Dave is back and we hear about his warm, wet mouth hug bartering days, "Shiver Me Tinders" and/or "Bernier Betwixt The Sheets" has to be a thing, The odds of living past 75, Googling weird dicks, an Uber driver loses it, Mudvayne is terrible, Dylan attempts to...

Duration:02:51:06

Episode 25 - Fedora The Explorer

5/8/2018
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Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! We celebrate our 25th episode without Dave. He's on vacation this week... or is he? Dylan keeps his Terrain Race medal with him, Poff picks a fight with the wrong guy, security guards need weapons, Allan has a receding lip line, "Bernier Betwixt The Sheets" has to happen, Jenny from Forrest Gump is a terrible person and a vintage "If She Bad", We discover podcasts at 1/2...

Duration:02:02:34

Episode 24 - Liquid Sunshine

5/1/2018
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Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! The Fitness Challenge has happened, the results are in, and the excuses are rampant. We give a detailed analysis of the entire event, who won, and what happened. A busy week of online arguments, Is "Kong: Skull Island" really that bad?, Dylan finishes another trilogy with a "Revenge of The Sith" review and as a bonus we get an overall Dylon rating for the trilogy, is...

Duration:02:57:25

Episode 23 - Full Contact Podcasting

4/24/2018
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Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! This week's show starts by Allan telling his story about meeting a Republican celebrity, Dave has to get rid of his underwear, A big campaign announcement from an unlikely duo, We're just days away from The Fitness Challenge, Dylan presents "Damning Evidence" and uncovers the truth behind Matt, "The Black Hot" claims another victim, Garlic cloves and deadly burps, we...

Duration:02:47:40

Episode 22 - Saint Bernier

4/17/2018
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Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! "Season 2" is unofficially in full swing as we start this episode out by pandering to bakers, White Russians make a triumphant return, We're not a survival podcast, Dylan rekindles a relationship with an old friend, Self-checkouts are impossible, Matt has a spicy gif collection, Obstacles and mud, #CheckOutMySoundcloud is amazing, Allan doesn't finish Dylan's sentences,...

Duration:02:42:27

Episode 21 - The 88 Like Event

4/10/2018
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Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! Our friend Nick hangs out with us this week, Dylan gets fired up from drinking White Russians, Dave plays a mean shuffleboard, we're less than 3 weeks away from The Fitness Challenge and Dylan ups the ante, Mercury in Gatorade is almost over, Allan dreams of being a sack of shit, Would you rather have your hand or your foot cut off?, our guest Nick might be a serial...

Duration:02:56:43

Episode 20 - Mercury In Gatorade

4/3/2018
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Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! We celebrate our 20th straight episode with copious amounts of drinking right off the bat. A last minute cancellation of a live show ruins our Friday night plans, we talk about our friend Jeff's sudden illness, Dave hangs out with an amp instead of his friends, Dylan derails the show to discuss "wolf people", Mercury and Jupiter are in Gatorade this week and everyone...

Duration:02:23:06

Episode 19 - The 19th One

3/27/2018
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Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! Dave's been on a harassment campaign this week, finding Dylan's nougaty center, PUBG Mobile is the jam, YouTube with dicks is becoming a thing, the "pickupapancake" show talk, messing with phone scammers, Matt does Round 2 of Batman discussion on "The Sharsch Review" and does a pretty good Bane impression, Han Solo dishes out #R2Metoo's, Dylan finishes the original Star...

Duration:03:27:24

Episode 18 - Weekend at Bernier's

3/20/2018
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Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! It's Dave's birthday and we got him a special birthday present, a busy week online and Dylan strikes a nerve, Alex Jones is being sued by everyone, Matt talks about his guest appearance on "The Harsch Review", a quick update on The Fitness Challenge, Dylan might redeem himself a little bit with his "The Empire Strikes Back" Review, a "What Makes Dave Mad This Week?"...

Duration:02:45:47

Episode 17 - A True Crime

3/13/2018
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Not For Human Consumption: A show about everything and nothing. Kevin from "There Can Be Only One Podcast" hangs out with us this week as we delve into our first "True Crime" episode. Allan tells the story of an actual crime he witnessed, Dylan's first attempt at "Matt is Wrong" almost fails, forgetting you went to get mexican food, DJ's are magicians, Matt cried after losing in Street Fighter, Is "The Kindgom of The Crystal Skull" as bad as you remember?, Shia LaBeouf and Sean Connery...

Duration:03:09:07

Episode 16 - The Swashing of Buckles

3/6/2018
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Not For Human Consumption: A show about everything and nothing. We start out this week discussing the failure of NFHC's HR department and the scandal between Dave's fist and Dylan undercarriage, Allan continues to unusually do things, taking bowling way too serious, "There Can Be Only One Podcast" gaming tournament recap, Matt vs. Rage Against The Machine, a new morning show called "Otter and The Wolf", laughing at pretentious artists, we finally talk about our bands, the continuation of...

Duration:02:41:45