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Two comedians and long distance best friends navigate living in a world of role models and Instagram models.

Two comedians and long distance best friends navigate living in a world of role models and Instagram models.
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United States

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Two comedians and long distance best friends navigate living in a world of role models and Instagram models.

Language:

English


Episodes

Moon Time

5/12/2019
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Emily and Melissa celebrate the joys and sorrows of lady issues. Emily explains what she refers to as the Melting Skeleton, and answers some etiquette questions on finding the perfect hair stylist. Melissa creates another drinking game and learns a little something about lucid dreaming.

Duration:01:32:17

Different Drinks at the Same Bar

4/28/2019
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Say hello to Toll Bridge Trolls and our Not Models community vacation to Russia. Emily and Melissa give it to ya straight this episode with their vacation and travel talk

Duration:00:55:47

Starting Cold Turkey

4/21/2019
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Emily and Melissa welcome in the spring season! They discuss spring traditions, how to tell someone you love them with eggs, and Dingus Day. Mel creates a drinking game, and Emily learns she doesn't know much about pop culture rabbits.

Duration:00:59:40

Art: Talking About

4/14/2019
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Duration:00:56:00

Get Over It Day

4/6/2019
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Grab a glass of champagne and get ready to celebrate, because it's Melissa's birthday week! Em and Mel answer an Etiquette with Emily question, and talk about other April 9th holidays worth mentioning. Mel is tired of Emily keeping secrets from the podcast, and they both decide to confess a truth about a past life. This one may be short and sweet, but it's worth every Milano cookie you've ever had!

Duration:00:36:56

Rich Girl Carol's Bathroom Adventure

3/31/2019
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This week Emily and Melissa talk the history of Hen Dos, answer an insane etiquette question, and drink lots of wine. They also spend a lot of this hilarious episode working out the "kinks" on a genius business plan. Music as always by Pip the Pansy.

Duration:01:01:19

Shot Glass Lips

3/24/2019
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We kick the season off with discussion on skincare, setting standards, and cannibalism. All the while learning just how little Melissa knows about Egyptians. Emily has a bad experience on an airplane and Melissa gets a new product to review. If you want an episode that's just dark enough you think its Halloween, this ones for you!

Duration:00:59:29

Best of Season 2

3/17/2019
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Join Emily and Melissa as they take a trip down memory lane, revisiting some of their favorite moments from season 2. Music as always by Pip the Pansy.

Duration:01:14:47

Live Finale!

2/19/2019
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If you were one of the lucky ones to listen to the terribly awkward recording of just Emily's voice as the "live finale" we sincerely apologize. If anything it will make this actual live finale sound even better!

Duration:00:58:27

Admission to Nature

2/10/2019
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Get ready for a wild ride of tips and tricks, patented songs, and millionaire dreams.

Duration:00:55:51

Welcome to Oswald, Baby.

2/3/2019
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Mel may sound like she lives in a well this episode, but don't let that stop you from enjoying our conversations on overpriced subscriptions, emotional support wild animals, and how every car should come equipped with a pregnancy kit. Sponsored this week by the world of Oswald.

Duration:00:50:11

Moose Lovers Kabin

1/27/2019
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Duration:00:52:42

Gutter Guard

1/20/2019
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Secret confessions and advice, what more could you want?? This week Emily and Mel discuss using butter for beauty and what to wear to a country chic bachelorette party! They also go over the official rules of sharking your friends, and describe what it means to be dancing on all levels. If you like juicy information and are failing New Year goals already, this episode is for you!

Duration:00:53:05

Fierro & Fidelity

1/6/2019
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Duration:00:58:23

Bully Sticks

12/30/2018
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Duration:00:36:30

It's Not a Cult!

12/23/2018
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Have you ever made a wooden statue? With a chainsaw? We haven't either. But we discuss what it might be like! This week's episode includes fantasy cults, hoarding appliances, and Etiquette with Emily!

Duration:00:43:07

Mini Not-Ep

12/16/2018
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Duration:00:02:56

Disappointed by the Crumbs

12/9/2018
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The gift giving discussion continues, including advice on how to accept a gift you don't like. Melissa brings up the past, and Emily has to confess to one of the worst white elephant gifts in history. If you want a feisty episode then this one's for you! Sponsored by Tina's Tye Dye and Music by Pip the Pansy

Duration:00:55:01

Send My Salt Scrub in a Shark, Okay?

12/2/2018
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Tis the season where all our friends and family don't tell us what they want for gifts! Don't worry, this episode of Not Models has you covered. Melissa and Emily review the many ways in which one can give a gift and have it be successful. Do you own a stuffed shark that you're willing to recycle? No? Well we advise investing in one, and if you listen to this episode you'll find out why. Sponsored by Safety by Standards products and music by Pip the Pansy.

Duration:00:57:32