ONE OFFS WITH PHILL KOP Podcast

In small towns across the country, yokels will be risking their fingers, limbs, ears, and penis parts all in the name of fun - this is what can go wrong in an extended Small town news. Also the Return of Terry Fossum with a wild survival story. @phillipkopczynski

Dark side of dreams lead to zoo disaster, Comedian Travis Nelson talks about a terrible show, and Dik Diks are a dwarf antelope that do not want an ongoing relationship with their children. IG @phillipkopczynski www.phillipkopcomedy.com

Small town News is just another Chucky Cheese fight, Comedian Scott Losse talks about his first grand mal seizure, and I get into the world of amazing barnacles penises. IG @phillipkopczynski www.phillipkopcomedy.com

39 Jason Stewart came to my Tacoma Comedy Club show and hung out in the green room to tell me a road story and tell an anecdote about why he no longer does coke. Also I delve into the odd world of Dung Beetle Cuckolds. IG @phillipkopczynski www.phillipkopcomedy.com

Forklift Rodeo in the news YIPYIP Orb spiders give little massages so the giant ladies don't eat them and Congressional hopeful, Chris Armi came by to tell me a story about getting banned from 2 Barnes and Nobles.

Comin' at ya with an Australian freak of nature--Mike Masilotti famous from the internet talks about when he almost got G'd up and yes I got deep into the sexy annual secretions of Panda Ovulation. Check out the IG for odd campaign of juggling. @phillipkopczynski www.phillipkopcomedy.com

This is a long Country News segment while I catch up with Comedian Micheal Evans and he gives me some behind the scenes take on a murder that took place in a small town that I used to cover as a small town newspaper reporter. IG @phillipkopczynski www.phillipkopcomedy.com

Friend and Seattle musician, Wes Weddell came to tell an embarassing story about me from our past. Check him out at http://www.wesweddell.com/ Also I get into exotic animal races, hermaphrodite clownfish, and my personal opinion on how donkeys came to be. www.phillipkopcomedy.com IG: @phillipkopczynski

I talk a lot about worms. Talent director for Seattle and San Francisco Comedy Competitions, Peter Grey, takes a break from directing home repair to tell me about the first 3 times he did stand up comedy.

Chelsea Tolle gets vunerable in a Starbucks parking lot talking about a major tragedy in her life, Ostrich wives have communal eggs, and a home invader in the sticks knows how to party. -- Not in that Order -- IG - @phillipkopczynski www.phillipkopcomedy.com

Erik Escobar came by to talk about his time on Last Comic Standing and we go into some strange ideas about the mysterious world of Great White Shark mating www.phillipkopcomedy.com IG @phillipkopczynski

National Teacher of the Year, Mandy Manning, tells a story about cheating -- a small town in Florida has a stealing mayor - and male seahorses giving birth look like old men at the gym with bad prostates peeing. @phillipkopczynski - IG www.phillipkopcomedy.com

Get out Live your life. Terry Fossum is the season 1 winner of Kicking and screaming. He is a speaker, an author and an all adventurist--he tells me about the time he hunted caribou in the Arctic Circle. @phillipkopczynski www.phillipkopcomedy.com

Fun times. Florida WOMAN, Deece Casillas talks blow-hooker-coke-customs in Mexico, and we get to learn about Peacock deadbead dads. @phillipkopczynski www.phillipkopcomedy.com

One time I bought a boat, some funeral home in Florida is a nana lost and found, and Armadillo's weens got a crazy body to ween ratio. Also I'll be in Seattle @phillipkopczynski www.phillipkopcomedy.com

Longtime comedy friend and collaborator, Michael Glatzmaier, came on and talked to me about his how he got so good at making up songs. No animal sexual behavior - just a rant I had to get off my chest.

HO BOY! What a great day to be alive! Cory Michaelis and I chatted about education and stand up. We got fire station thief in Goldendale, WA and my son may have overheard too much discussion on the potentially fatal practice of octopus sex.

Watch out people of Sandoint Idaho, there is a creepy doctor on the loose in country news. I talk about a mental phenomenon I'm going through. I cover the last of the monogamous animals - SWANS and humor writer from Forbes and the New Yorker -- Sarah Aswell -- tells a hilarious and harrowing poop story. IG - @phillipkopczynski www.phillipkopcomedy.com phillipkop@gmail.com If you are listener and want a free album, send me a message and I'll send out a download code for Hillbilly Glamorous.

Back from the OR coast with a newfound wisdom on how to do podcasts Hooked up with Drew Dunn in PA and talked about avoiding jail while on a final hurrah with his boys before proposing to his wife. Then I go into Monogamous Parasites. www.phillipkopcomedy.com @phillipkopczynski