Oops with Heather Shaw

I take it back to where it all began this week with my first guest and favorite human on the planet, Big Tim Murphy! He starts off with a sad story and then really ends on a high note with the weirdest and funniest story I've ever heard featuring a dildo, a hot girl, and the name Professor Sex. Enjoy!

Holy hiatus, batman! I'm back with a fresh episode featuring stand up comic and firefighter Vinny D! He shares stories from the field which include a gay guy car crash and stepping fully into a dead body! Hell yeah! Rate and review this in iTunes!

This week, I invited the hilarious comedian Kait Alkass on to discuss all things TMI! From contracting chlamydia in Vietnam to doing crack at a gay bar to maybe getting an abortion on Valentine's Day, Kait had me cracking up and wondering what in the actual fuck is her life. Enjoy!

On this episode, I bring my buddy Fritz Pierre back on to shoot the shit and share some more insane stories that could only happen to a goof nugget like Fritz.

Comedian Stephen Mitchell tells me one of the goddamn greatest stories about getting his back shaved by a homeless man in a McDonalds bathroom. Enough said. Enjoy!

Stephen and I discuss what it's like to eat with Big Tim.

Oh hello there! This week, I bring on comedian and former bouncer Jake Ricca to talk about what it was like kicking douche bags out of clubs (my dream job, really). Then he tells me about having to break up a fight between two open mic comics which might be the saddest thing I've ever heard and I've heard terrible open mic comedy before. Enjoy!

Boy oh boy does Karate kid Kermit Gonzalez have some stories to tell! From judging karate competitions, to training monster MMA fighter Ronaldo Jacare, to a super strange run-in with David Carradine. This episode has it all! Enjoy!

I survived the episode with my ex and now I'm back with one cool dude! Comedian Patrick Logan dropped in to talk to me about the wonders of acid and also shares stories of living in Atlanta and befriending a rad homeless dude named McCleve. Enjoy!

On this episode, I somehow convince my disney-loving ex-girlfriend to come on and tell me why the she hates so much and what went wrong in our year-long relationship. One word: DISNEY. I'm honestly surprised we made it through this episode in one piece. Enjoy!

This week I bring on comedian Sean Phillipe and learn he's actually way cooler than I'll ever be. He told me about a robbery he accidentally took part in, dealing shrooms to college kids, and a crazy story of taking Ayahuasca that maybe involved shitting his brains out. Enjoy!

New favorite episode alert!! I talk to my favorite human and hot mess Meghan Yani and she shares groupie stories, running her car into a ditch, and peeing her pants on a very frequent basis. She may also admit to sleeping with a minor?? I love her so goddamn much. Yani forever. Enjoy!

On this episode, I invite comedian and overall gem of a human Joe Chlapowski on to tell me about the days of being a corporate slave to Best Buy. Then Joe talks about the most insane car wreck he was a part of that includes fire, a fatality, and one guilty semi-truck driver. Enjoy!

A new episode is up featuring one of my favorite non-comics Nikki Bowles! She talks about her amazing life story and I find out that the lead singer of Modest Mouse is kind of a dick. Enjoy!

Oh hello there! On this episode, I hear an insane story of comedian Sadi's rebellious teenage years when his strict parents literally sent him into the wild to become the son they wanted. How fun! Enjoy!

This week I bring stand up comedian Jeff Jones on to talk writing and running shows, drag queens and gay clubs in Orlando, and maybe I learn that Carrot Top is gay??? Enjoy!

We're back buttcakes! On this episode, I invite my first NON COMIC guest Matt Gillespie! He's a firefighter who's got some crazy stories to tell that may or may not involve a bloody homeless penis. Idk. I also mispronounce his last name the entire episode because I'm a professional who knows what I'm doing. Enjoy!

On this episode, comedian Tara Cavanagh cracks my shit up with stories of her dying father Packy and her mother's insane bird Rocco. Enjoy!

This week, comedian Kirk Bonacci tells a fantastic poop story and then tells me about that time I OD'd! Oops.

In this episode, certifiable dingus Joe Censabella talks about getting bit by a police horse and constantly cock blocked by good ol' Larry Griffin. We also do some scratch offs. Enjoy!