Post Opossum Depression

We've made it to episode 25, and boy oh boy, would ya look at the state of our country. We do have a triggering political rant from 19:30-19:35, so here's your warning! Don't be too dismayed, we also cover door to door jobs and how much they suck, smelly armpits and making potions as kids. We've also got a 90 Day Finance update for ya, and we figure out how to tell someone that their crack is sticking out. POD will be on break, but check back soon for season 2!

What is this podcast about you say? We don't know either. This week we cover Alisha's nose surgery, drugs blowing into your purse, bosses in weird moods, the murder of Botham Jean, dream interpretations and breathing in disgusting farts. Join us for Episode 24!

It's back to school season and we cover our own educational horror stories including; bad roommate situations, outdated fashions, the awfulness of picture day and rollerskating to 90s club music. We also cover the art of scamming a scammer, road rage confrontations, and weird news. Join us for Episode 23!

We chickened out of skydiving and went to Schlitterbahn instead (can I get a whoop whoop?!). We also discuss Alisha's coffeehouse art show, turning your Barbies into thots, insufferable know it alls, fake Instagram followers, embarrassing search histories and making a Tinder documentary (don't steal this idea). Join us for Episode 22!

We're back! This week we cover Lindsey's online boyfriends, genetic sexual attraction, manipulative coworkers, IVF, charismatic churches and scamming old people. Join us!

Hello friends and welcome to EPISODE 20! There's lots of medical talk in this episode, so if you get queasy or fainty, skip to minute 24. In this episode we cover our new favorite show, Dr. Pimple Popper. <3 We also discuss Gwyneth Paltrow in a fat suit, gallstones, c-sections, online dating, incels, disgusting American bathrooms and how to end up in jail. Join us!

Episode 19 is here y'all! This week we discuss people who heat up their own urine in the microwave, walking out on your job, hoarders, corpses, the things that go on at Walmart, and of course, plastic surgery, the good and bad. Also, we want to hear your bad server/retail job stories! Email us at opossumtalk@gmail.com.

It's hot, we're hot, everything is hot! Join us this week as we explore the weird world of networking, brown nosing vs. being authentic, 2000's MTV reality shows, reincarnation, ugly selfies, and how to deal with messy and disgusting people.

This week we talk about periods (YAY)! We also cover fasting, embarrassing childhood stories, stalkers, Mary Kay Letourneau, other teacher-student relationships, and personal boundaries. *Warning* We also have a controversial rant about social welfare. Don't say you weren't warned! Join us for the DRAMA!

It's Episode 16, where we discuss how disgusting human mouths (and bodies) are, crazy Lifetime movies, a dangerous East Austin motel, Cheaters the television show, wedding crashers, ketogenic diets and bladder issues. Join us!

Join us this week as we discuss awkward silences, post vacation depression, the (sad) state of our country, false pregnancies (and other delusions), faking cancer, The Dating Game serial killer and how much college algebra sucks.

This week we discuss the consequences talking smack (getting busted), and OkCupid.com/Lindseysmom. We also cover apparitions at the famous Driskill Hotel, My Strange Addiction, Alcatraz escapees and cannibalism. Join us for episode 14!

Do y'all remember when Target had a hot dog stand? We also talk extensively about airplane food, porta potties, 90 Day Fiancé (*beware, there are spoilers*), love scams and of course, how to confront rude people. Join us for episode 13!

This week we discuss the problem with society, how to raise kids (according to two people who don't have kids), peeing in your pants, a woman who sent 65,000 text messages to a first date, mob mentality and car fires. Fun!

It's story time this week, starting with the case of Jennifer PAN...get it, it's in the title haha. We also discuss spicy Funyuns, high school reunions, a newlywed who pushed her husband off a cliff, and intrusive thoughts. Also, don't leave your pets outside when it's f*cking hot (or cold), come on people, Jesus..

**DO NOT go to bored.com, you might get a virus!! Consider yourself warned.** This week we discuss celebrity doppelgängers, what to do when your friends have disrespectful kids (stop hanging out with them), 90s TV shows we love, cat-fishing mormons and the Marfa Lights. Also, do you think you know anyone who's a secret serial killer?

This week's all about pets and restaurants that go missing, what happens when people are rude to us, belching and crying in interviews, Edward Mordrake, the man with two faces, and religious mimes of course!

Join us this week as we recount our past hurls, discuss the crippling addiction of reality shows, onion smells, how cupping looks like something pornographic and furniture fetishes. We have an extra long episode in store to make up for last week, so buckle up!

This week we discuss more disturbing things including problems with your butthole, laser hair removal, watching people break into your car and horror films.

WE'RE BACK and we're discussing travel, food poisoning, autopsies and sushi. Warning to weak stomachs.. if you have one, come back and see us next week. This episode is dedicated to Jonny!