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Join Mike Schubert, a 24-year-old man reading the Harry Potter series for the first time, as he sits down with HP fanatics to poke fun at plot holes, make painfully incorrect predictions, and rant about how Quidditch is the worst sport ever invented.

Join Mike Schubert, a 24-year-old man reading the Harry Potter series for the first time, as he sits down with HP fanatics to poke fun at plot holes, make painfully incorrect predictions, and rant about how Quidditch is the worst sport ever invented.
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United States

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Join Mike Schubert, a 24-year-old man reading the Harry Potter series for the first time, as he sits down with HP fanatics to poke fun at plot holes, make painfully incorrect predictions, and rant about how Quidditch is the worst sport ever invented.

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English

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Episodes

Ep. 55 - Half-Blood Prince Ch. 26 w/ Johnny Frohlichstein

11/19/2018
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[DISCLAIMER: MY AUDIO GOT MESSED UP THIS EPISODE AND I'M SORRY] Mike's best friend and fellow garbage person, Johnny Frohlichstein, joins to make themselves laugh (and hopefully you too) about Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince! Topics include underutilizing the inferi, the Flying Dutchman, kegstands, Drunkledore, big spoiler free boy, Johnny Cash, Dumbledore Jones, and more! Thanks to our sponsors: HELLO FRESH: get $60 off at hellofresh.com/Potterless60 MRS. FIELDS: get $20 off at...

Duration:01:01:02

Ep. 54 - Half-Blood Prince Ch. 25 w/ Kelly Beckman

11/5/2018
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Kelly Beckman makes it a trifecta and returns to discuss more Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince! Topics include Eileen “Not Pretty” Prince, Gobstones teams, NBA Street Vol. 2, handwriting, Mike making VERY BOLD and VERY INCORRECT predictions, girlfriends at other schools, trash talking, Mike calling out Rosmerta, and more! VANCOUVER PODFEST INFO: bit.ly/potterlessvan Thanks to our sponsors! CALM - calm.com/Potterless for 25% off a premium subuscription AUDIBLE -...

Duration:01:01:14

Ep. 53 - Half-Blood Prince Ch. 24 w/ Kelly Beckman

10/22/2018
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Kelly Beckman returns to discuss more of Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince! Topics include Elvis, Dueling Champion Flitwick, "Why was Lockheart hired?", Dwight Howard, Mapquest, Dean's super strength, AND SOME MORE QUIDDITCH BULLSHIT. Thanks to our sponsors! FAR AWAY - Pre-order the game for just $40! bit.ly/potterlessfaraway STITCH FIX - Get 25% off when you sign up at stitchfix.com/potterless and keep everything from your box! Thanks for listening! For more information on...

Duration:01:05:42

Ep. 52 - Half-Blood Prince Ch. 23 w/ Kelly Beckman

10/9/2018
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Potterless' web designer, the reason the show exists, and my girlfriend, Kelly Beckman, joins to discuss HORCRUXES (and other elements of Half-Blood Prince)! Topics include: Slughorn also sucks, Big Scientist JK Rowling, ear trumpets, strategy for Voldemort, circus peanuts vs. candy corn, a sad realization about Phinneas, and more! Thanks to our sponsors! SHAKER & SPOON: go to shakerandspoon.com/Potterless for $20 off your first box CALM: go to calm.com/Potterless to get 25% off a premium...

Duration:01:25:42

Ep. 51 - Half-Blood Prince Ch. 21-22 w/ Meghan Fruehauf

9/24/2018
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TAG TEAM, BACK AGAIN! My sister makes her third stint on Potterless to discuss more of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince! Topics include chucking vs. dumping, Moaning Myrtle the Poltergeist, Harry not caring about his mom, Brooklyn 99, fake drinking, Spider-Man 3, Zuul, the creepiness of dating cousins, and more! Thanks to our sponsors! BACKBLAZE: go to backblaze.com/Potterless for a full-feature 15-day free trial STITCHFIX: go to stitchfix.com/Potterless to get 25% off when you...

Duration:01:14:07

Ep. 50 - Half-Blood Prince Ch. 20 w/ Meghan Fruehauf

9/10/2018
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My older sister returns to discuss a pensieve-filled episode about Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince! Topics include Rick Steves, breakups, “I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed,” The Hokey Pokey, Borgin & Burkes the Musical, savage Narrator Harry, Harry’s crush on Tom, honey badgers, the return of Yungledore, Explosion Thundercloud, Mean Girls, Prince, and more! Thanks to our sponsors! Start daily meditation and get 25% off your membership with Calm by going to calm.com/potterless,...

Duration:00:55:13

Ep. 49 - Half-Blood Prince Ch. 19 w/ Meghan Fruehauf

8/27/2018
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My beloved sister, Meghan, who tried to get me to read the series for YEARS joins to discuss Ch. 19 of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince! Topics include Fred vs. George, Ron’s bad injury luck, Harry endangering the Weasleys, Hagrid’s lack of self-awareness, fake sleeping, sexy voices, Mike’s brilliant Quidditch strategy and more! Thanks to this week's sponsor, StitchFix! If you create an account at stitchfix.com/Potterless, you get 25% off everything when you keep all the clothes...

Duration:00:55:49

Ep. 48 - Half-Blood Prince Ch. 18 w/ Miel Bredouw

8/13/2018
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Punch Up the Jam's Miel Bredouw makes her return to discuss more of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince! Topics include Scantron cheating, Ralphing, Snape’s aesthetics, naughty dictionaries, Mike’s concern for apparition, The 5 D’s of Dodgeball, Slugworth, The Racist 5, avoiding peer pressure, and more! SURVEY LINK: bit.ly/multitudesurvey STICK AROUND AFTER THE CREDITS FOR A SENTIMENTAL MOMENT. Thanks for listening! Feel free to visit PotterlessPodcast.com and find us at...

Duration:00:48:27

Ep. 47 - Half-Blood Prince Ch. 17 w/ Miel Bredouw

7/30/2018
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Miel of Punch Up The Jam joins to talk Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, largely through the form of elongated improv bits and serious shade. Topics include painting wine questions, Hermione needing better friends, Hogwarts tuition, Sexy Tom Riddle, Jackass, sassy Parseltongue, the stupidity of the Riddles, Mike's prediction for Horcruxes, and more! LIVE SHOW (8/3) TICKETS: bit.ly/PotterlessSEA MERCH: bit.ly/merchon Thanks for listening! Feel free to visit PotterlessPodcast.com...

Duration:00:57:51

Introducing HORSE Ep. 1: My Dad, The Commissioner

7/23/2018
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HORSE is a new podcast from Multitude about all things basketball—except the wins and loses. Eric Silver and I discuss up the weirdest and silliest parts about basketball to show you that the NBA is fun to follow, even if you don't watch the games. Think of starting this journey through NBA knowledge like I did with Harry Potter: at first, I was apprehensive, BUT NOW I LOVE IT! Check out episode 2 and subscribe to HORSE today in your podcast app by searching "HORSE" or “Multitude,” and...

Duration:00:50:21

Ep. 46 - Half-Blood Prince Ch. 15-16 w/ Danny Chapman

7/16/2018
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Danny from Potterotica joins to discuss Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince! It's been a bit, but Mike gets FIRED UP in this one. Topics include love potions, Pince & Filch, the Santa Barbara TSA, Fleur DeLaCroix, Sanguini the pasta vampire, YMCA Quidditch, children buffets, cargo shorts, and more! LIVE SHOW (8/3) TICKETS: bit.ly/PotterlessSEA NEW PODCAST: horsehoops.com Thanks for listening! Check us out at PotterlessPodcast.com, and find us at twitter.com/PotterlessPod,...

Duration:01:04:30

Ep. 45 - Half-Blood Prince Ch. 14.2 w/ Michael Fische, Brandon Grugle, and Eric Silver

7/2/2018
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BOYS NIGHT! The fellas from Multitude's Join the Party sit down with Schubes to discuss the second half of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince Ch. 14! Topics include dad jokes, the search for nice Slytherins, Space Jam, The Fat Bastard Premises, Hogwarts demographics, Drake, and more! Thanks to Audible for sponsoring! Visit audible.com/Potterless or text "POTTERLESS" to 500-500 to start your 30-day free trial and get a free audiobook as well! Thanks for listening! For more...

Duration:01:01:53

Ep. 44 - Half-Blood Prince Ch. 14.1 w/ Kelly Beckman, Amanda McLoughlin, and Julia Schifini

6/18/2018
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Three lovely ladies from Multitude join to discuss the first half of Book 6, Chapter 14! This episode also features a new recurring segment in Potterless! Topics include get kinky at Hogwarts, all boys high schools, the love monster, GINNY'S RECKONING, the potential of the future Weasleys, Stockholm Syndrome, Mike's tattoo idea, and more! For merchandise and to try and help your house win a bonus episode, head to bit.ly/merchon! Thanks for listening! Feel free to visit...

Duration:00:49:21

Ep. 43 - Half-Blood Prince Ch. 12-13 w/ Dottie James

6/4/2018
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British writer Dottie James returns to talk some serious Voldemort action in Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince! Topics include Dense Harry, getting wizard drunk, British insults, Youngledore, Vim Troll, and more! MERCH STORE IS LIVE! Head to bit.ly/merchon to get your sweet new gear! Patrons get a 15% discount! Thanks for listening! Feel free to visit PotterlessPodcast.com and find us at Facebook.com/Potterless, Twitter.com/PotterlessPod, and Instagram.com/PotterlessPodcast. If...

Duration:01:09:29

Ep. 42 - Half-Blood Prince Ch. 10-11 w/ Dottie James

5/21/2018
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British poet, writer, and Youtuber Dottie James joins to continue our journey through Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince! Topics include Dottie correcting Mike's British mistakes, The Silent "t" Debate, The Put Outer, understanding Tom Riddle Sr., sympathy for Hagrid, TWO INCREDIBLY BOLD PREDICTIONS, and more! Thanks to Audible for sponsoring today's episode! To start your free 30-day trial and get a FREE AUDIOBOOK, go to audible.com/Potterless or text "POTTERLESS" to 500-500. LIVE...

Duration:01:16:07

Ep. 41 - Half-Blood Prince Ch. 7-9 w/ Gabriel Urbina & Sarah Shachat

5/7/2018
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Gabriel and Sarah, the dynamic duo from Wolf 359, return to discuss more of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince! Topics include Fleur vs. Tonks, Malfoy FINALLY bullying well, Potterless’ first vape joke, a Ludo Bagman deep dive, Ron’s predictions, Ultimate Frisbee, ANOTHER QUIDDITCH RANT, Harry’s best dig on Snape, a gripe with potions, and more! If you want to see Potterless LIVE, head to bit.ly/JoinThePartyLive! Thanks for listening! Feel free to visit PotterlessPodcast.com and...

Duration:01:08:55

Ep. 40 - Half-Blood Prince Ch. 5-6 w/ Gabriel Urbina & Sarah Shachat

4/23/2018
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Gabriel Urbina and Sarah Shachat, writers of Wolf 359, join to discuss Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince! Topics include 90s Rad Teen Tonks, Bill "Indiana Jones" Weasley, Fleur's accent, the utter dominance of Ginny Weasley, gaming the Hogwarts system, the return of the trope, AND ANOTHER QUIDDITCH RANT! Thanks for listening! For more information on the show, visit PotterlessPodcast.com and find us at Facebook.com/Potterless, Twitter.com/PotterlessPod, and...

Duration:01:04:07

Ep. 39 - Half-Blood Prince Ch. 2-4 w/ Mischa Stanton

4/9/2018
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IDK WHAT HAPPENED, BUT THIS VERSION IS ERROR-FREE. Mischa Stanton returns to discuss more of Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince! Topics include Double-Triple Agent Snape, lit Passover, the color puce, furnituremagi, book Slytherins vs. real Slytherins, best/worst teachers, and more! Thanks to Audible for sponsoring this episode! For a free audiobook to go along with a 30-day free trial for first-time users, go to audible.com/Potterless or text “Potterless” to 500-500. Thanks for...

Duration:01:06:43

Ep. 38 - Half-Blood Prince Ch. 1 w/ Mischa Stanton

3/26/2018
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In the most PotterLESS episode yet, Mischa Stanton of ars PARADOXICA joins to discuss Ch. 1 (yes, just one) of Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince! Topics include Mike ACTUALLY LIKING A RECAP, magical coup d'etat, dementor sex, Fantasy Law and Order, violent ducks, heterononsense, CSI Miami, The Chorley Test, and more! Thanks for listening! Feel free to visit PotterlessPodcast.com and find us at Facebook.com/Potterless, Twitter.com/PotterlessPod, and Instagram.com/PotterlessPodcast. If...

Duration:00:55:31

Ep. 37 - Order of the Phoenix Ch. 37-38 w/ Julia Schifini

3/12/2018
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Multitude's own Julia Schifini returns to finish off the remainder of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix! Topics include ANOTHER DANG RECAP, "The Weapon," Mike taking a BIG SWING at a theory, McGonagall impressions, found family, determining the worst book in the series, and more! Thanks for listening! Feel free to visit PotterlessPodcast.com and find us at Facebook.com/Potterless, Twitter.com/PotterlessPod, and Instagram.com/PotterlessPodcast. If you’d like bonus content and/or...

Duration:00:39:55