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We look at gross things on the internet, so that you don't have to.

We look at gross things on the internet, so that you don't have to.
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We look at gross things on the internet, so that you don't have to.




40 - The Siblings Episode

In honor of Siblings Day, Alyssa and Kayla each have their siblings on the show to talk about their disgusting childhoods together. THE NOTORIOUS ALYSSA PHOTO


39 - Choose This To Do This

Alyssa & Kayla traverse the wide spectrum of gross, and in the one really wins. Links & pics below! -- PETA COW PIC LONG FURBY VICE Article Furby Fuzz tumblr Furby Wikipedia Long Furby on etsy Victorian dress Furby Sexy Furby fanart Charlie FINGER TORTURE Torture Museum article Denailing Wikipedia article Mockery of hands pic Denailing pic Thumb screw pic Pterygium pic


38 - It's Not Normal

Alyssa & Kayla discuss the horrors of the upstairs well as the downstairs mouth. Trigger warnings abound! Links & pics below. -- DENTISTRY Dentistry article Dentures George Washington dentures Tooth keys Early dental tools Roman dental bridge Trench mouth POOP KNIVES Original poop knife Reddit post Cached poop knife Reddit post Buzzfeed article


37 - Paper, Plastic, Green Waste, Sex Toys

Alyssa & Kayla go for another gentle gross in this episode - but don't let your guard down or else a cluster of rats might fall on you, or you might destroy your most beloved possession in the dishwasher. Links & pics below! -- RAT KING Nutcracker Rat King Mental Floss article (vids & pics within) SEX TOY DISPOSAL Vice article Sex toy recycling article Chicago Reader article Medium article


36 - Poo vs Pee

Happy Valentine's Day! Alyssa & Kayla review the Big Mouth Valentine's Day special - and attempt to answer the age old question: what's grosser, poo or pee? Links & pics below! -- NET NEUTRALITY Fight for the Future BIG MOUTH ARTICLES Review from The Atlantic Review from The New Yorker URINE DRINKING Fox News article Healthline article BBC article Wikipedia article THE POO FLIP Viral Poo Flip vid New York Mag article


35 - Fuck Dr. Laura

Alyssa & Kayla get back on track with their regularly scheduled programming. Jump in to learn about a little-known fetish, and to finally get your explanation on Pretty Gross's tardiness last week. Links & pics below! -- ECTOPIC PREGNANCY Ectopic pregnancy signs & symptoms Ectopic Pregnancy Wikipedia Article BURPING & BELCHING FETISH Burp Fetish Forum Burp fetish article 1 Burp fetish article 2 Burp fetish article 3 Burp fetish article 4


34 - Better Late Than Sorry

Alyssa & Kayla come back after a brief hiatus, and get right down to business. Buckle up for a discussion that spans the wide spectrum of reproductive-related topics. Links & pics below! -- EUNUCHS Eunuch Wikipedia article Hijra documentary Qing Dynasty eunuch Eunuch instrument LASH EGGS Lash egg Reddit post The Chicken Chick (best pics) Cackle Hatchery The Frugal Chicken


33 - Solid Mouthpoop

Alyssa and Kayla ring in the new year by reading the winning personal gross out story, concluding the 2018 Gross Out Giveaway. But it doesn't end there! Listen in and hear what disgusting topics the two landed on for the first episode of 2019. Links & pics below! -- FISH PARASITES Vice article Worm extraction video Worm pic #1 Worm pic #2 Worm pic #3 BUBONIC PLAGUE Bubonic plague Wikipedia article Plague 101 video Plague pic #1 Plague pic #2 Plague pic #3 Plague pic #4


32 - Giants of Gross

It's the final episode of 2018! Alyssa and Kayla decide to take a cue from the spirit of the season and pay it forward. In this episode of Pretty Gross, we highlight two other gross content creators that deserve just as much love as we do. Happy holidays! -- DONATION IDEAS: ACLU: RAINN: RAICES: SIERRA CLUB:...


31 - Handsome Gross, pt. 2

Are you ready for part two of Handsome Gross? Given the topic Chris (aka Mr. Kayla) brings to the table, you probably aren't. Join Alyssa and Kayla as they try not to lose their lunch while wrapping up their dirty thirty with Handsome Gross. Links & pics below! -- EEL PORN Eel soup video Vintage eel porn Bonus: eel shirt #1 Bonus: eel shirt #2


30 - Handsome Gross

Alyssa and Kayla hand the podcast over to a pair of newcomers, ushering you into the world of "Handsome Gross." If you thought you were getting a break from the vile train, however, you were sorely mistaken. Join the husbands of Pretty Gross on part one of their illustrious journey into the world of male grossness on the 30th episode of Pretty Gross. Links & pics below! -- FORESKIN RESTORATION Motherboard article The Coverage Index Restoration...


29 - Preferred Activity

Alyssa and Kayla take a break from the horrors of the real world to deliver a gentler episode of Pretty Gross. Go on a journey with us into the wonders of 1970s cuisine and Scottish folklore. Links & pics below! -- 1970s CUISINE Vice article Reddit thread 1970s dinner party Twitter Buzzfeed article #1 Buzzfeed article #2 Buzzfeed article #3 Bustle article NUCKELAVEE Wikipedia article Article #2 Article #3 Pic #1 Pic #2 Pic #3 Very special thank you to Brian McCalman...


28 - Halloween-Adjacent

Alyssa & Kayla celebrate Halloween with a "Halloween-adjacent" Pretty Gross special! Dig into some slightly Halloween-y topics with these two - don't worry, they're gross. Links & pics below! -- HUMAN BRANDING Human Branding Wikipedia article Human Branding video Pic #1 Pic #2 Pic #3 Pic #4 KITTENS Fleas pic #1 Fleas pic #2 Wormy poop


27 - Our Paper Grossiversary

It's our first anniversary special!! Alyssa and Kayla celebrate a year of gross by going outside the box in this "round table of gross" episode. Links & pics below! -- Pictures: MANGO WORMS (extreme NSFL warning) TRYPOPHOBIA HELMINTHOPHOBIA FAN ART PEDIOPHOBIA List of phobias w/ links: 1. Ablutophobia 2. Arachnophobia 3. Emetophobia 4. Trypophobia 5. Toilet Phobia 6. Chaetophobia 7. Rectophobia 8. Taphophobia 9. Helminthophobia 10. Pediophobia


26 - Rectum, Damn Near Killed 'Em!

Alyssa and Kayla try to outdo each other in their 26th episode by digging into the oddities of both the human body - and human behavior. Links & pics below! -- SERIOUS BUSINESS Link to the Rape, Abuse, & Incest National Network PROLAPSES Goatse Wikipedia article Pink sock definition HUMAN-ANIMAL BREASTFEEDING Wikipedia article Pug lady Puppy breastfeeding Goat wetnurse Donkey wetnurses


25 - Snerum

Alyssa and Kayla get wholesome - or at least as wholesome as possible when discussing bizarre beauty practices and gentle fetishes. Links & pics below! -- SNAIL SLIME Snail facial #1 Snail facial #2 Snail mucin 'demonstration' Snail slime pic Racked article Guardian article LOONERS Balloon fetish article Dave video Balloons United Vice article Buzzfeed article


24 - All The Way Through

Alyssa and Kayla get all technical and academic in this week's research-heavy episode. We discuss some of the more fascinating - and grotesque - foibles of human desire, and gross ourselves out in the process. Links & pics below! -- HUMAN HEMATOPHAGY Article #1 Article #2 Wikipedia #1 Wikipedia #2 TENTACLE EROTICA Dream of the Fisherman's Wife Evil Dead example Standard tentacle porn


23 - Ed Gein Teddy Bear

Alyssa and Kayla explore two wildly different ends of the gross spectrum, and Kayla even flips the structure a bit in this traditional episode of Pretty Gross. Links & pics below! -- CHICKEN TEDDY BEAR Chicken Teddy Bear pic FB Marketplace post Chicken gimpsuit #1 Chicken gimpsuit #2 Chicken gimpsuit video LOBOTOMY Lobotomy wikipedia article Lobotomy video History of lobotomy article


22 - My Fat Arms

Alyssa and Kayla get up on their soapbox - and their sarcophagus - in this episode with an agenda. Don't worry - we still get gross. Links & pics below! -- THE PINK TAX Pink tax video Pink tax wiki article Ax the pink tax Burger King vid BLACK SARCOPHAGUS Esquire article petition Sarcophagus pic #1 Sarcophagus pic #2 Sarcophagus pic #3 Sarcophagus pic #4


21 - The Classics pt. 2

Alyssa, Kayla, and Becky finish up their round table of gross discussing internet classics. What will Kayla's 2nd topic be? What does Alyssa have in store? How the heck are they gonna rate these?? Find out here! Links & pics below. -- SUICIDE RESOURCES Suicide hotline Suicide Prevention Resource Center 1 MAN 1 JAR 1 man 1 jar Know Your Meme LEMON PARTY Urban Dictionary definition Lemon Party Know Your Meme (includes bait & switch flyers and parodies Lemon...