Pretty Much Experts

Ok so yeah we are on a break. Mike has shit to do and we don't know when we are going to be back. But luckily for some, we forgot to upload this one last month so maybe this will hold the fans over Thank you Bike Thiefs!

Mike has a bit of a connection issue off the hop but otherwise educates everyone on the art of stripping all seemingly useless crap off a car before scrapping it. Do you really need every knob and spark plug? Is it necissary to fill a garbage bag with trim and window seals? Of course not. But Mike will argue and probably spit on you if you think otherwise. Thanks Bike Thiefs for the intro ripper!

Back with another one! Full of gripes and non sense and right on the line as far as should we have even released it Thanks Bike Thiefs!

Lets start the show with rail workers and finish with Skyler drunk face down nude - the middle is just the rest Thank you Bike Thiefs for the intro!

Talk about dating, footraces, new phones and all those things Thank you Bike Thiefs for the intro!

I actually don't remember what we talked about this week oh well. Thank you Bike Thiefs for the intro rip!!!

NOFX has their new first full length album out in like 5 years, we discuss it and talk about shows and having dandruff and dumb stuff Thank you Bike Thiefs for the intro!

G is back again, we talk about how weirdly huge and special growing up in the Georgetown punk scene was. Also wrestling and gripes and mostly drunken nonsense. Thank you Bike Thiefs for the riff! New album out now on Stomp Records!!!

Special Guest Special Guest! Old bud G sits in to talk shameful acts we are all guilty of and tells the story from when the four of us went to see the Bouncing Souls together and the chaos that followed. Thank you Bike Thiefs for the intro! New album out now on Stomp Records

Back again with more terrible inventions, probably last time we do this for awhile but also probably not

How times were you almost abducted as a kid? Apparently the experts were regulars at getting into strangers cars and it always turned out fine. Or they didn't but that's lost time and we don't remember Thank you Bike Thiefs for the intro!

Mike trolls some dork named Melissa on Craigslist and the rest of the Experts piss moan and gripe about other stuff Thank you Bike Thiefs for the intro!

Another week in ultra black keep your windows closed lockdown but at least the Experts are still in good spirits (spoiler nah) Thank you Bike Thiefs for the intro!

Back by popular demand! Another episode of the Experts pitching ideas and inventions to each other that literally no one would every use. Thank you Bike Thiefs for the intro!

Gripes pissing and moaning and lots of talk about collecting hockey cards Thank you Bike Thiefs for the intro!

Happy NYE cuckers. This week the experts gripe piss and moan about frivolous inconveniences and talk about cool shit we did when we were young - aka the exact same show as every week. Thank you Bike Thiefs for the intro, check out their new album on Stomp Records!

As is tradition, The Experts gather round on this fine Christmas Eve and talk about nothing and complain, piss and gripe about most others. Great fan question sent in from Brian derails everything as per usual. Thank you Bike Thiefs for the banger of an intro, look for their new album on Stomp Records

Tim Hortons fight (audio included), some gripes, some inventions - this one has it all. Thank you Bike Thiefs for the banger of an intro!

Full bullshit and gripe episode. How do you like your coffee? Do you watch the crown? Would you fuck me? Thank you Bike Thiefs for the banger of an intro, new album out now on Stomp Records!

Best show ever? Oh best show ever. This week the Experts pitch each other products like Dragons Den/Shark Tank and laugh the entire time? Some of these products are pure gold, and some of them are mini septic tanks you wear in your pants to catch accidental poops. Thank you Bike Thiefs for the rager intro! New album "Leaking" out now on Stomp Records