Q as in Cucumber

In Part 2 of our deep dive into Scientology we explore Hubbards time in Jack Parsons OTO Black Magic cult, the launch of Dianetics, and his escape to sea to torture 4 year olds and corgis

You asked for it? You got it! Past 1 of our deep dive into Scientology to satisfy Tanyas curiosity after visiting the LRH Center in Cali. Make sure to subscribe to make sure you dont miss the rest of the story!

Y'all loved my Project Runway rant from last week so we get caught up on all the episodes so far and discuss how Afa Ah Loo got screwed so hard in an awful episode. We also cover an article that the amazing Patti sent us about how an Arbys manager lost her goddamned mind

We are back! Lara just had to vent about Project Runway (and the Basic Bitch that is Cavanaugh). Then we get outline what our next deep dive series will be, chat about politics for a minute, and then jump back into your emails!

Lara and Tanya get tied up with cable!

Thank you all for your feedback from our last episode where we vented our political hearts out. We chat about the news again at the start of this episode and then try to get caught up on the awesome stories you guys sent to us! Check out a Math Meltdown, A Reverse Racist Retard, and The Tale of the Scary Envelope!

We just couldn't help ourselves. We went full on politics this week.

Lara & Tanya catch up after a long break on what has happened to the company Lara was with since she left it, Tanyas Valentines Day nightmare, a buttload of politics (sorry), and finally the batshit crazy story of the Wicked Bitch of Indianapolis

The Dick Tax by Laura & Tonya

This week the ladies discuss racists wanting credits on their bills because Indians exist, the idea of a Dick Tax for being a dick to a customer service agent, and what should happen to customers sexually harassing and abusing call center workers.

After another little break we are BACK! Once again our fabulous Q Crew has filled up another episode with their awesome stories. We discuss a cocky twenty something year old cashier, an undercover boss laying the smack down, and a college that does not know the definition of hypocrisy. Buy Colorado Dreams Narrated by Lara here! https://www.audible.com/pd/B07HKNY4D7/?source_code=AUDFPWS0223189MWU-BK-ACX0-128477&ref=acx_bty_BK_ACX0_128477_pd_us

Join the Comedy Podcast Q as in Cucumber for their newest episode "Taylor Swift Karma & Walmart Mike". The funny ladies dive into tales of Walmart Managers who refuse to do their jobs because they really want to go home hours before they close, police officers being told to ignore the law, a crazy package lady who feels comfortable calling a Jewish person a Nazi, and Karma even Taylor Swift could not afford to purchase.

Horrible Bosses AKA The Bad Boss Bonanza 2 by Laura & Tonya

This weeks episode of the Comedy Podcast Q as in Cucumber kicks off our 2 part series (and now ongoing segment) on horrible, terrible, no good, very bad bosses. Thanks to our listener "The Amish Killer" for giving us the name of the episodes: Horrible Bosses AKA The Bad Boss Bonanza! We applaud your creativity in having two names, not being able to decide on one, and figuring out how to combine them! Love it! We kick off with one of our favorite Bad Boss stories and then get into yours! We...

Tanya tries to take Lara down with laughter in this weeks episode with a new, previously hidden feature she is in possession of. Epic Sound Effects and hand gestures no one can see! We discuss dumbest The Mickeys Not So Scary Halloween Party patron, the Game Store Oblivious Mom, The Stupid Sesame Seed Mom, and the Golden Gherkin winners of the week!

Lara and Tanya kick off todays show with an unbelievable customer "trying to be nice" and fails horribly. We discover the Batman of Customers, the Finding Nemo Seagulls of Customers, and Tanyas hot dog breakfast and Tortillas in Tortuga. We also discuss Lara's newest released narrated audiobook "Climbing Heartbreak Hill" by Joselyn Vaughn with the link below, and her newest podcast obsession the crime and comedy podcast Wine and Crime. Amanda is my spirit animal....

Ok Guys! We are trying this out! Lara is going to do a daily show for y'all called The Daily Gherkin for our patrons. This one is free, like a drug dealer does, but for $1 a month you can get a daily episode of listener stories we just could not fit into our regular show. We are getting so many stories from you and we were freaking out that we could be making people upset who took the time to send them in and we did not read em. So here you go! $1 a month and 30 extra stories? Sounds like a...

We are back...again! Sorry it took us a minute. Lara started her new job and Tanya has been in a limbo nightmare. But here we are again to discuss us getting matching Oprah Tramp Stamps, some of the Top 10 Funniest Amazon reviews, and, of course, YOUR stories! Laras first narrated audiobooks are available now! Check the links below for Colorado Dreams by Zoe Matthews, Legs That Won't Quit by Shawn Rashid. Climbing Heartbreak Hill by Joselyn Vaughn is COMING SOON! Stay tuned!...

Listen as Lara and Tanya tackle more listener emails including a terrifying employee being hunted by customers.

What happens when a famous lawyer demands satisfaction for a perceived insult? Priceless hilarity! Check out Lara and Tanyas latest round of listener submissions that start with the silly and ramp up to pure comic gold from a quick thinking pizzeria employee who gets this weeks Tip of the Hat from the ladies.