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Oprah Tramp Stamps & Amazon Banana Slicers

10/13/2018
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We are back...again! Sorry it took us a minute. Lara started her new job and Tanya has been in a limbo nightmare. But here we are again to discuss us getting matching Oprah Tramp Stamps, some of the Top 10 Funniest Amazon reviews, and, of course, YOUR stories! Laras first narrated audiobooks are available now! Check the links below for Colorado Dreams by Zoe Matthews, Legs That Won't Quit by Shawn Rashid. Climbing Heartbreak Hill by Joselyn Vaughn is COMING SOON! Stay tuned!...

Duration:00:47:53

Bob! I Found One!

9/10/2018
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Listen as Lara and Tanya tackle more listener emails including a terrifying employee being hunted by customers.

Duration:00:56:17

Lawyer De La Pizzaria

9/4/2018
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What happens when a famous lawyer demands satisfaction for a perceived insult? Priceless hilarity! Check out Lara and Tanyas latest round of listener submissions that start with the silly and ramp up to pure comic gold from a quick thinking pizzeria employee who gets this weeks Tip of the Hat from the ladies.

Duration:00:38:08

Find The Peas Yourself!

8/27/2018
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Join us as we dive into a ton of listener emails, share a few of our stories, and answer a burning question we have gotten from dozens of our listeners. From the guy demanding peas in the midst of a medical emergency to the customer calling the police claiming to be held hostage because she had to wait in a line...we explore it all!

Duration:01:11:52

We're Back Bitches!

8/21/2018
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Hello Q Crew! We took a few weeks off while we released our Enron series. Thank you so much for the extremely positive and kind reaction to the series. In this episode we dive into the many many MANY changes that have happened in our lives in just the last few weeks. Buckle up and PANIC because WE'RE BACK BITCHES!

Duration:00:31:38

Enron Part III-The Downfall

8/13/2018
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Enron Part III-The Downfall by Laura & Tonya

Duration:00:59:37

Enron Part II: Deal or No Deal

7/30/2018
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Welcome to Part II of our Enron deep dive! We talk about some of the deals that set the company up for total and complete failure. From the outright fraud and trickery, to paying employees to fail in the most epic ways possible. Then we talk about their partners in crime who should have been the guard rails to protect everyone but also produced epic failures. We dive into the poor tortured internal compliance team who were used as props by Jeff Skilling for years...but really he screwed them...

Duration:01:07:28

Enron Part I- The Enabler & The Architect

7/16/2018
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Join Lara & Tanya for their first deep dive series exploring the collapse of the 7th largest corporation in America Enron. It ended up being the largest corporate bankruptcy in the history of the United States. But how did it get there? In this first episode Lara & Tanya discuss the source materials, a few key things to keep in mind while we cover this topic, and finally the founder of the company who would turn out to be the enabler of the disaster, Ken Lay. Then we cover the architect of...

Duration:00:53:53

Springs Automotive Group

7/13/2018
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Listen to an emergency episode of Q as in Cucumber where Tanya calls out some sexist pieces of crap who are trying to take advantage of their customers. Springs Automotive Group on Platte and The General Care insurance. If they want us to tell everyone that they fixed it Oscar, Frank, and Haas's boss Mike should reach out the QasinCucumber@yahoo.com

Duration:02:03:08

The Stupidity Breakdown

7/7/2018
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Lara & Tanya review some funny listener stories and share a few of their own. The common thread is total stupidity.

Duration:00:26:46

Darkwing Duck Dangerous

6/24/2018
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Our heroines chat answer a listener question which was "Have you ever felt in danger at work? Like, where you thought you might die?" Did we? Check it out to find out! Thanks DVS NME for the original music!

Duration:00:44:22

My Dog Ate My Credit Card

6/18/2018
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My Dog Ate My Credit Card by Laura & Tonya

Duration:00:51:44

Q&A with L&T

6/1/2018
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Lara & Tanya answer more of your questions, talk about Roseanne and ideas for Dan Garage Bar, and give some much needed advice to Michael Cohnes lawyers. Pst: Find Magic Ears

Duration:01:02:31

Sentimental Sex Toys

5/31/2018
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We started out talking about job avoidance and some how we landed into a debate over whether or not you can be sentimentally attached to butt plugs. Let us know if you have ever bee attached to your private time products by emailing us a qasincucumber@yahoo.com Thanks to #DVSNME for the music! #callcenter #callcenterlife #callcenterproblems #callcenteragent #customerservice #qasincucumber #callcenteragent #callcenterblues #callcentergirl #callcenterjobs #callcenterpodcast #callcenterssuck...

Duration:00:45:08

Super Scarlett

5/31/2018
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Check out the dramatics of Super Scarlett Thanks to #DVSNME for the original music! #callcenter #callcenterlife #callcenterproblems #callcenteragent #customerservice #qasincucumber #callcenteragent #callcenterblues #callcentergirl #callcenterjobs #callcenterpodcast #callcenterssuck #callcenterhumor #callcenterboy #callcenterswag #callcenterbaby #callcenterprobs #callcenterdrops #callcenterprobz #callcentre #callcenterdays #callcentercomedy #callcenterworld #callcenterboss #callcenterpros...

Duration:00:28:00

You Had Me At MVPs

5/31/2018
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Lara & Tanya talk more MVPs and some not so favorite jerks. Thanks to #DVSNME for the music!

Duration:00:53:47

Ice Broken

5/31/2018
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We answer YOUR questions! Check out Lara & Tanya begin to tackle the ice breaker questions you have all been sending to us. Thanks for being so patient while I saved these! Love your faces! Thanks to #DVSNME for the music!

Duration:04:14:04

May 2018 Rock Stars & Suck Rocks

5/31/2018
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May 2018 Rock Stars & Suck Rocks by Laura & Tonya

Duration:00:18:09

The Q Files: There Is No Spoon

5/31/2018
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Lara & Tanya dive into a ton of listener emails and even answer a few questions! Thanks to #dvsnme for the original music!

Duration:00:35:38

Lara & Tanyas Obsessions

5/31/2018
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We discuss our current obsessions in this weeks episode. Everything from Empire to Make-up, Last Podcast on the Left to Start Trek:The Next Conversation (No that is NOT a typo). Check it out! Thanks to #DVSNME for the original music! #lastpodcastontheleft #lastpodcast #LPOTC #StartrekTNC #empire #primer #maccounter

Duration:00:29:29