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Grubhub Heroes

10/20/2018
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Lara and Tanya kick off todays show with an unbelievable customer "trying to be nice" and fails horribly. We discover the Batman of Customers, the Finding Nemo Seagulls of Customers, and Tanyas hot dog breakfast and Tortillas in Tortuga. We also discuss Lara's newest released narrated audiobook "Climbing Heartbreak Hill" by Joselyn Vaughn with the link below, and her newest podcast obsession the crime and comedy podcast Wine and Crime. Amanda is my spirit animal....

Duration:00:43:39

The Daily Gherkin 10.16.18

10/16/2018
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Ok Guys! We are trying this out! Lara is going to do a daily show for y'all called The Daily Gherkin for our patrons. This one is free, like a drug dealer does, but for $1 a month you can get a daily episode of listener stories we just could not fit into our regular show. We are getting so many stories from you and we were freaking out that we could be making people upset who took the time to send them in and we did not read em. So here you go! $1 a month and 30 extra stories? Sounds like...

Duration:00:07:57

Oprah Tramp Stamps & Amazon Banana Slicers

10/13/2018
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We are back...again! Sorry it took us a minute. Lara started her new job and Tanya has been in a limbo nightmare. But here we are again to discuss us getting matching Oprah Tramp Stamps, some of the Top 10 Funniest Amazon reviews, and, of course, YOUR stories! Laras first narrated audiobooks are available now! Check the links below for Colorado Dreams by Zoe Matthews, Legs That Won't Quit by Shawn Rashid. Climbing Heartbreak Hill by Joselyn Vaughn is COMING SOON! Stay tuned!...

Duration:00:47:53

Bob! I Found One!

9/10/2018
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Listen as Lara and Tanya tackle more listener emails including a terrifying employee being hunted by customers.

Duration:00:56:17

Heart Stops & Mad Props

5/31/2018
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Is Lara an X-Men? Maybe. Check it out! Thanks DVS NME for the music!

Duration:01:24:39

The 911 Squad

5/31/2018
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The story of Tanyas double and her "missions" Thanks DVS NME for the music!

Duration:00:45:10

Customer Complaints

5/31/2018
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Listen as Lara and Tanya vent more of their bad customer service experiences! Thanks to #DVSNME for the original music!

Duration:00:40:00

Scary Potter

5/31/2018
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What happens when a witch and a warlock have an affair in a call center? Craziness. Thanks to DVS NME for the original music!

Duration:00:17:51

Postal at the Post Office

5/31/2018
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What happens when Lara goes postal? It's over the top but funny! Thanks to DVS NME for the music!

Duration:00:18:15

Thanks Roxy!

5/31/2018
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Our first round of listener emails, comments, stats, stories and Patreon Patron Roxy! Thanks #dvsnme for the original music!

Duration:00:41:36

Special Delivery

5/31/2018
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What happens when you mistreat two Quality Analysts when they call your call center? It's not pretty. Special thanks to DVS NME for the original music!

Duration:00:30:20

The Lady Is Crazy

5/31/2018
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Our first episode NOT about call centers. Hear the first round of stories about the people who will say anything, and we do mean ANYTHING, to Lara & Tanya! Thanks to #DVSNME for the original music!

Duration:00:17:27

Step Up!

5/31/2018
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What happens on an agents last night before quitting? Madness! Buckle up! Special thanks to DVS NME for the orginal music!

Duration:00:27:56

Crime Rings

5/31/2018
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The dumbest criminals you can imagine! Original Music by DVS NME

Duration:00:32:38

Holly Hobbie Does...

5/31/2018
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Lara shares her all time favorite bonkers story about Holly Hobbie. Original Music by DVS NME

Duration:00:41:02

Introductions

5/31/2018
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"This call may be recorded for Quality and Training purposes." That's us! Lara and Tanya. For over a decade we have listened to hundreds of thousands of phone calls, maybe even yours, in our roles as Quality Analysts. Now we are telling the most bonkers, the most insane, and the most out of control stories from the moments we have seen and heard. Buckle up buttercup. It's going to be fun! Thanks to #DVSNME for the original music!

Duration:03:23:07