Questionable Material with Jack & Brian

Everything is infrastructure. Tweender. New Scotland Yard! The truth behind other 60 Minutes stories. Dog-flipping for fun and profit. Who’s getting canceled.

Astro George. Lent sacrifices. Brian’s Florida-to-NYC road trip: Savannah, Fort Sumter, Marine Corps Museum. Housekeeping.

This Narrative is No Longer in Service. Painting Pros. The meaning behind several of Tony Bennett's songs. How the State of Washington D.C. will be different. Jack tries to land new sponsors.

Muppet Disclaimers. Prosti-Toots. Florida-NY road trip: Tampa Bay Buccaneers Memorial; Savannah’s Kevin Spacey Hunt; Murder Island; NC’s Fort Sumpin’ Sumpin’; Lepersville, Virginia. Entertainment Industry changes. The Behar Effect. Late night comedy, Pretty Woman, Top Gun. Interview with New York State Governor Andrew Cuomo.

Di Costa Cheeses. Fun Force recruiting. Brian knows Paul McCartney’s album. Harry & Meghan outtakes. Jack reads obituaries.

Dr. Seuss. Achievable Olympics. Ho Foods. Toy Equity Council: G.I. Joe, Rubik’s Cube, Viewmaster, Cabbage Patch Kids, Hot Wheels. Jack auditions: The Modern Artist, Incredible Hospital, Hunted by Vampires.

Chesney’s Outdoor Dining. Discount Impressions, LLC. Brian designs video games: Redhead Redemption, Mega Pimp, SimCity 2021, Legend of Zelda: Link Joins Q-Anon. Potential sponsors: Consuela’s Cantina, Bertelli & Partners, Brick Card.

Miss Pipper’s Problematic Fun House. The CDC’s on the phone. Brian’s inexplicable contempt for Jack’s little boy. Talking to kids about the birds and the bees. The Super Koran. Director’s Cuts: Sophie’s Choice, The Wizard of Oz, Psycho.

Law Firm for Morons. Jimmy’s Stock Market. Cat tumor redux. Brian is out-stocked by the kids. Jack auditions: The Lovers, Best Buddies, America Time Good Living.

All the Celebrities are in Us Magazine! Around the World with Lara-Me Construction Associates. Honest ad campaigns: Charmin, Captain Crunch, Trojan, Bush’s Beans, Kleenex. Jewish Space Lasers and other unknown Rothschild conspiracies.

Laid back fire department. Jack asks Brian about his screenplays: The Curious Case of Pat Sajack, Chutes & Ladders The Movie, I’m So Lonely, Wandering Hands, Piggy, Naughty Nurses IX. Brian needs to sabotage his wife’s business. Jack tries to land a sponsor: Center for Plastic Surgery, Tim’s Diner, A.J. Cullington’s Bar & Grill.

Shit Tossers, for sensible parents. Floor consultants. Jack hates his cat but Brian can help with a printer and no conscience. Joe Biden’s newest Executive Orders: Passports for all; Universal breakfast; the Ford Equity. Brian’s beer guy is a deceased murderer. News You Missed: Biden declared greatest president; Vaccine rollout flawed; Call for sexy colorblind lesbian amputees; Peaceful, but dicky, transfer of power.

Hablo Social Media App. Haphazard Landscaping, LLC. Really difficult school. It’s a Riot! Jack auditions.

Crashed cold open. Dreamslayers, for your last wishes. Germ-freak Jack is worried about Brian’s quarantine habits. Brian gets his annual backalley physical. Brian time-traveled to 2021 and knows what to expect. Jack’s unnoticed Capitol Dome suicide. The terrible fates of people who didn’t review.

Kringle. Satan’s Village. Santa’s up to no good. ‘Tis really what ‘Twas is about. Solving Jack’s cat problem.

Everything Star Wars Store. Strange Response Syndrome. Hot Christmas gifts: Milton Bradley’s Tattoo Machine, Cat Warmer, Let Me Take Care Of Your Wife, Chinese Air Purifier, Prince’s Last Words. Brian the Christmas song expert: White Christmas, All I Want for Christmas, Do they Know it’s Christmas?, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, All I Want for Christmas are My Two Front Teeth, Baby It’s Cold Outside. qmpodcast.com

Baker's Auto Body. Jack's going to Cali. Foreign movie titles. Sponsor bits. Vulgar child is lit. Modern Olympics.

Help for people exposed to things they don’t like. Affordable Amusement Park. Jack reads for potential sponsors. Interview with Steven Purell III, heir to the hand sanitizer dynasty.

The Law Offices of Sidney Powell and Only Sidney Powell. Katz & Katz. Pilgrim Funnies. Thankful. Eat Food Day explained. Listener mail.

Vaccine-a-Thon. A Thanksgiving gathering to fight tyranny. Black Friday (Schwarzer Freitag) tips and tricks. Aerosolized meth. Diamonds will protect you from COVID and lepers. Must Have Gifts: Farberware Leg Sauna, Identity Kin Doll. Brian’s screenplays: Lassie Stuck in New York, Saving Private Ryan Again, Intelligent Heteronormative Female Sex Worker (she/her), The Muppets Take Chernobyl. News You Missed: Trump Pins Hopes on Texissippiana, White People Suck Celebration, Flawed Euthanasia...