Random Richards

I can't help but shake my head at the San Francisco 49ers' latest Super Bowl bout – they had the ammunition with Christian McCaffrey and Deebo Samuel but misplaced their playbook. It's like showing up to a duel with a cannon only to leave it unfired. Meanwhile, the Kansas City Chiefs rode their luck like seasoned gamblers, with Patrick Mahomes pulling aces at the eleventh hour. Let's not forget my grudging nod to Travis Kelce and the over-the-top Taylor Swift media circus. And there's this one celebrity scandal I'm kicking myself for not talking about sooner; it's the kind of juicy story that would've had our listeners tweeting up a storm. Now, let's veer off the field for a moment. Ever wonder why 'step' fantasies in porn have become as mainstream as superhero movies? It's a bizarre trend that's got me scratching my head about modern-day taboos. And speaking of head-scratching, the normalization of certain intimate acts in adult films is warping bedroom realities – a topic I tackle with both hands. Nostalgia hits hard as I lament the disappearance of the classic barbershop experience amidst today's tech overload. Wrapping up, I'm laying down my bets that Usher's Super Bowl halftime show will go down as one of those unforgettable performances that'll have folks talking years from now. Tune in for a mix of sports hot takes, societal commentary, and a nod to the pastimes we're at risk of losing in our hyper-digital world. Support the Show.

Dive headfirst into a whirlwind of controversy as I break down the Baltimore Ravens' baffling play calls in the AFC championship, dissecting their pivot from a formidable ground game to an unexpected aerial assault. And for those who relish a strategic masterclass, I won't hold back on the Chiefs' playbook revelations that could be a page ripped right out of the Patriots' success story. Share the heartache of Detroit fans with me and let's debate if Travis Kelsey can truly fill the cleats of a legend like Rob Gronkowski. All the while, keeping an eye on the Trump legal rollercoaster, we'll navigate the fine line between news and hearsay without getting bogged down in the quagmire. Flip the script and join me as we explore the bipartisan tightrope of American politics, where immigration and economic policies play tug-of-war with the nation's future. I'll lace up my satirical gloves and join the ranks of South Park to jab at influencer culture – digging into the guts of an episode that skewers the OnlyFans craze. Then, stepping back from the brink of social media mayhem, I share my personal mantra of staying authentic in a sea of hashtag hunters. Whether you're tuning in for unapologetic sports commentary or a dose of political real talk, I'm committed to delivering the unvarnished truth – all while keeping it as entertaining as a stand-up routine. Support the Show.

They say truth is stranger than fiction, and nothing quite illustrates that like a conspiracy theory of a zombie apocalypse that had 2.5 million people (loose estimate) wearing aluminum foil helmets and burying their phones in the backyard. With a glance at my own shiny foil-wrapped head, we take a deep, non-judgmental look at this wild notion and the power of media platforms to influence masses. Stepping from the absurd to the impactful, we navigate the intriguing landscape of influence, featuring figures like Joe Rogan and Jake Paul, and how they manage to straddle two opposing sides. Meanwhile, the hip-hop community is abuzz with Drake's new album, causing a dichotomy of opinions. We dissect what the hype – and criticism – is all about, underscoring the importance of a double listen before passing judgment on any piece of art. As we peel back the layers of Drake's recent offering, we explore its impact on the hip-hop scene. Does the production value and the interludes live up to the hype? Is there a deeper message behind his lyrics or is it all superficial fluff? And, let's not forget about the ladies in Drake's life – does he need to rethink his choice in women? Prepare to question, laugh, and maybe even shake your head in disbelief as we navigate these thought-provoking topics. Trust me, this is one episode you don't want to miss! Support the Show.

Jake Paul vs Nate Diaz or Glass Joe vs. Little Mac? The farce that it is/was. Self respect vs the bag? All that being said Jake Paul is my idol and I love him. Support the Show.

Lots to chew on in this episode. What would you do if you had "fuck you money"? For Christ's sake leave the Tranq alone!!! Pepsi and coke drinkers rejoice, you're getting more than some sugar with that drink. Suspenders...why? Driving pet peeves. Tip entitlement run amuck. Raining worms? Melly mel dissing rappers. Down goesTakashi 69!! Ja Morant loves dem strippers....and guns. Dude murders guy with propane tank and it's on twitter for everyone to see. Chick with the moustache, amazon commercial. Challenging people to a duel with a glove slap. Homemade slow down sign. Never name your boy precious. National X Day. The cancellation of Bud Light. Shaking hands or fist bump??? Support the Show.

Salvation army bell lady: Annoying and gross (this particular one). Salt bae@world cup. Fashion faux pas. Stupid sayings. No advancements in hospital furniture. Liquid robots? Tiger joking around. Birthday candles: why more than one. Balloons and aliens. Support the Show.

RIo catches COVID. Hurricane names need to stop being so pussy. Tiny cell phone screens vs. big screen TV's. Our kids are all going to be Quasimodo. Nobody is more 'Murica than this guy. Cell phones have destroyed the break room. Chicks getting outfit shamed....or are they? I want 5 million for my mac n cheese not cooking fast enough. Support the Show.

The story of a grown man pissing his pants. Also the club then vs. the club now. Be careful of that rabbit hole that is twitter chicks, your gonna see a lot of veins. The solution for no more abortions. Couples that wear the same outfit. Delivery guys and their tip complaints. Joe Rogan is trying too hard. Support the Show.

Observations from a city boy living in Florida. My future as a mall walker. Those new fancy stretchy pants aren't for everyone. You at the red light....You've got ONE JOB! LED's Everywhere. Back to school haircuts and homeless vapers. Father's Day jackers. Guy drinks 30 Pepsi's a day....or does he? 27 years of work gets you pens, lifesavers, and 300K! It's the kids menu for you tootz. Support the Show.

Another long hiatus for the big guy but I'm back. We got Snickers bar dick veins, KFC Mother's Day bouquets. The perplexing moment when there is no shopping cart. Doggface and his fame. The baby formula shortage. The bum God and his boy's limp. Johnny Depp vs Amber Heard: The real scoop! Support the Show.

1nce again we are super late with a podcast. We got Rio's fascination with Valentine's Day, Cock Soup tasting and bent dicks. We got Easter chocolate Jesus hands. Kanye vs. Skeet and his stem player. The slap heard round the world. Rio vs. Putin. We are all eating farts, deal with it. Support the Show.

Format change. Jelly Ice Cubes? Coregasms getting you to put in that workout. Micro organic robots that reproduce!!! The lady at Dollar General with Clifford the big red dog. Shitty gifts. Woman whips out a titty to feed her kitty. I don't care how it's made stop it. Urinal splashing and fake booties. Who wants some NyQuil chicken? The bum with the war & peace sign. McDonalds Hacks menu. The guy with the tiny jacket who escaped my ridicule. He just vanished into thin air like he was Batman. Fat Joe's boots. Joe Rogan: who gives a sh!t. Support the Show.

Back again with a freestyle episode. Rio loses his shit on the anti-vax crew due to the new Optimus Prime variant. A woman does an unspeakable thing to her husbands pet. We take a ride down memory lane in a Taxi while paging the ladies. Pumpkin spice, messed up kids' names. Sign language while driving and good things the pandemic has brought us. So sit back and have yourself a big ole glass of Grape Flav or Aid. Support the Show.

After another long hiatus, we're back! Rio is way too serious and sucks ass! We're talking wedding objections and milk crates. Crazy frivolous lawsuits. A little music talk about Verzuz and modern hip hop's issues. We got more "original" resignations. Russ and his dress, FedEx driver refusing to deliver packages. A scandalous theft and hit and run. The ultimate shopping list and relationship contract? Watch out for those pizza rolls! Support the Show.

The numero uno Dick is back! Talking anti vaxcers and 24 hour adult stores. You'd be surprised at what you can buy at your local Walgreens. More men with purses. When shooting around do you get a layup after a miss? Shitty Victorias Secret Karen and shitty door dash driver. Entire stores are continuing to quit all at once. Cheating hubby pulls quite a move on his preggo wife. Compass on a walking stick...hmm....sounds practical. Thug Life and Crocs. Jake Paul's genius. Kanye's new album vs. Drakes new album. Who wants some Cock?.......Soup that is.... Support the Show.

We're back!!! After a long hiatus the Richards return with a bevy of topics to discuss. Trans conundrum: Sir/Maam/? Cancel culture: Victorias Secret, Michael B Jordan's Jouvert Rum, Slave 1 (Boba Fett's ship), Spill your guts(James Cordon), Superheroes eating snooch(sorry Batman), Negro(not that one, the Spanish word for the color black), Rachel Nichols. Logan and Floyd played you. F*ck your chicken sandwich rankings! Chick writes a check her boyfriend can't cash. Waffle house fantasy football bet. Where's Waldo at a convenience store in Edmonton, Canada. McDonalds and Texas, the gift that keeps giving. Spirit Airlines Seafood Boil.....buckle up! Support the Show.

Rio is fully vaccinated! Suck on deez COVID! Vaccination incentives? U-hauls for rental cars? My favorite place to get a MT Dew Slurpee.... Driverless delivery from Dominos? How's that gas hoarding working out? Matty in the morning. Crypto currency geniuses. Not my Ms. Universe....My MU gotta have some sweet curves. Where are my smart friend at? Two Words....ButtF&cker 3000 or is that three words? Whatever.... Support the Show.

Let's talk George Floyd and protests and running over protesters......Nah let's talk about Caitlin for Governer! USA! USA! Ketchup packet shortage? Not on my watch. The jumbotron at your local sporting event. Woke Disney guy, you're ruining his fantasies. Seinfeld/King of Queens longevity. Guy proposes with 5 different rings.....good luck dummy. Chick Fil A rewards at my son's school. I don't know what you heard about this Japanese guy, but he's a mutha f'ing P-I-M-P. Sh|tting at the office. Support the Show.

Back in effect...After a small hiatus due to unforeseen circumstances Rio has to get some shit off his chest. More mask idiots with an additional temperature tool. Rio is the king of parking spaces. YouTube and their stupid copyright BS. Paycheck in pennies? Funny but inappropriate racial crap....If he only kept out the Asian stuff...Gold Jerry! Gold!! Pizza Crust is Mandatory in this household! Support the Show.

Is Governor Cuomo done? Episode 32 edit and Rob flicking his Bic. Poor Jeremy Lin was called a bad name. Dan Dakich from ESPN criticized for doing his job. Chick tweets out boyfriends porn history. Dr Seuss partial cancellation. Innovative woman and her "mask". Mr. Potato Head cancelled? Biden chooses a suspect player in Mario Kart. Epic Granny does not f*ck around with her purse. Bath and Body works: enter the arena....FIGHT!!! Support the Show.