Release The Clowns Sketch Comedy Podcast

In our Season 4 finale, we meet the Devil in the Home Counties and discover why self confidence is so important, which paint colours look best in the hall, what sleep deprived ambulance drivers get up to and why Tom Hiddleston wants your cash.

This week, we find out: What Vegetable Welfare Officers do, how not to teach primary school kids, what happens when serial killers call the police, how to sell lightbulbs and which is the most successful family business in Hampshire.

If you want Morgan Freeman's quiet dignity, a Tesco delivery that would excite CSI, a mathematical Father of the Bride speech, a new road safety slogan and a trip to the old west with the Metaphor Kid, then sit back and get an earful of this!

If you want Morgan Freeman's quiet dignity, a Tesco delivery that would excite CSI, a mathematical Father of the Bride speech, a new road safety slogan and a trip to the old west with the Metaphor Kid, then sit back and get an earful of this!

We find out what happens when superhero team-ups go wrong, how to set a password, how to defend a hill, how you are really and what is the most dangerous factory in the world... and Hampshire.

We go into the future to look at the past with the Future Time Team, play an embarrassing game of charades, turn left, tune into the QAnon Shopping Channel, turn right and get slightly distracted. Simple!

Ever wondered what Bez from the Happy Mondays has been putting his talents to? Or the best way to do nude portraiture? Or what's the most organic dinner solution? Or what the latest reality TV show will be? Then you're in the right place! Sit back, relax and let the answers dance across the airwaves to your ears.

The world wide smash hit police drama Line Of Duty starts a new series. We pay tribute to it with this. And they still haven't caught us... Mwahahahaha!

Got a writing implement based problem, but don't know who to call? Fear not! The Ink-credible Penman is here! As are some competitive doctors, crazy conspiracy theorists and a couple of ziggurat sales persons. Just another dull day in lockdown...

Change your life with vinegar! Have a cuddle with the world's dirtiest dog! Listen as two unfunny funny men try to revive their careers! Unpack the majesty of Stonehenge! All in this week's show!

What happens at Horror Villain self help groups? Can paramedics save lives on the cheap? What would a middle class charity appeal sound like? What does Tom Hiddleston really sound like? What are all the stations between Hatfield and King's Cross? And is there something important that Bono and The Edge have forgotten? Find out right now by listening to this podcast!

In a packed show, we've got wine tasting for dentists, intense competition between Britain's finest actors, a chance for you to buy a bunch of Covid Lockdown tat and we answer the question "What activities are fit for ladies?".

Do superheroes need their mummies? Can politicians answer questions? What's Vladimir Putin's fave hotel? What's the best podcast subscription service? And is green the best colour for speaking? Find out in this week's humdinger of a show.

It's your second helping of festive fun! With incompetent Kings bearing gifts, crackers cookery tips, grumpy innkeepers, a peaceful Christmas war film, garbled Christmas messages, pouting elves and a CatEnders Christmas!

Ready for a sackload of festive fun? Unwrap our Christmas extravaganza, packed with Drunk Santas, Covid Crimbo Hits, the wonders of an austerity Christmas, Brexit Christmas Carols and the nightmare that is... Panto!

Season 4 kicks up with a bumper episode of brand new sketches. We've got everything from sodding hobbits to daft kiddie craft, disgruntles wizards, confused columnists, dire dating, a woman who has it all and a miserable Dark Lord. Yeah, in your face, Pandemic!

Season 3 Closes with a Zombie apocalypse, Welsh Irish women, a soothing trip around the unexploded device museum, a gentle police interrogation and injury lawyers for toffs, all sprinkled with chats to the lovely writers and performers.

How do you buy your own castle? What's the best way to take your standup routine to a comedy festival? How do you get rid of sofa surfing superheroes? How do you make your female characters more convincing? We have the answers! Join us as we listen to some cracking sketches and chat to some of the writers and performers who created them. Especially Joanna Tilley, whose new service to help writers create more vibrant female characters can be found here... https://www.joannatilley.com

It's a spooky Halloween Compilation with bullet proof vampire piranha bats, evil mobile libraries, disgruntled witches, Mad Scientists and bilious zombies. It's a scream! Also starring Dan Willis and Barnaby Edwards, who Nick forgot to mention in the credits, cos he's a bit forgetful sometimes.

It's a very special episode, showcasing the work of some of our writers around the country. We've got cheeky exorcisms, a house party for screwed up deities, a hopeless robbery, a crime fighting granny, little piggies and the best thing since... well, you know.