Riverdames
Comedy
Jackie likes superheroes and comedy. Steph likes rom-coms and TV shows about genius savants. Steph watched cartoons about the Archie characters growing up, and Jackie had never heard of them until she watched the Riverdale pilot. So tag along with these two former college roommates desperately clinging to their bright college years in this wildly unqualified adventure into podcasting and media criticism! We'll go through every episode of The CW's hit drama Riverdale and talk about our favorite moments, make completely unfounded predictions, and laugh at our own jokes along the way!
Location:
United States
Description:
Jackie likes superheroes and comedy. Steph likes rom-coms and TV shows about genius savants. Steph watched cartoons about the Archie characters growing up, and Jackie had never heard of them until she watched the Riverdale pilot. So tag along with these two former college roommates desperately clinging to their bright college years in this wildly unqualified adventure into podcasting and media criticism! We'll go through every episode of The CW's hit drama Riverdale and talk about our favorite moments, make completely unfounded predictions, and laugh at our own jokes along the way!
Twitter:
@RiverdamesPod
Language:
English
Website:
http://riverdames.tumblr.com/
Episodes
The Fast and The Furious (No One Asked But We're Curious, Episode 1)
7/24/2019
The first episode of our new series No One Asked But We're Curious, in which Jackie and Steph discuss all the installments of the Fast and the Furious franchise! Join us for a discussion of the movie that started it all, and all the objectification, surprisingly compelling character development, and NOS that came with it.
Duration:01:13:40
Riverdames: Chapter 53-57, A Jawbreaker to Survive The Night
6/21/2019
Our final episode about Riverdale maybe! Definitely our last episode for this season! Join us for a whirlwind discussion of the last five episodes of the season after we binge-watched them all! Does it make the show more enjoyable? Maybe! Does it make it make more sense? Kinda! Did we like it? Tune in to find out!
Duration:01:12:22
Riverdames: Chapter 52, The Raid
6/4/2019
We're a little late but we're finishing up Riverdale! Chapters 53 through 57 coming soon! Join Jackie and Steph as they discuss this episode that they quite enjoyed, covering everything from their hopes for The Farm to their frustration with Jughead to their many questions about the "alphanumeric system" Edgar Evernever uses to sort all his blackmail tapes.
Duration:00:34:37
Marvel Cinematic Marchionesses: Avengers Endgame
5/6/2019
Rest in Peaces, MCU! With the Endgame spoiler ban officially lifted today, Jackie and Steph are ready to share their many reflections on the final chapter in the Avengers story. Join us for some thoughts about Tony Stark's arc, gender and representation, our love of deep space Marvel, those gay Captain America boys, and more!
Duration:01:42:50
Riverdames: Chapter 51, BIG FUN.
3/28/2019
Was this episode good? No. But did we enjoy it? Oh, 100%. Listen in as we discuss Jackie's favorite lyric changes, our least favorite romantic storylines, and the delightfully dubious round of applause the Riverdale performance of Heathers deserved!
Duration:00:47:17
Riverdames: Chapter 49, Fire Walk With Me and Chapter 50, American Dreams
3/20/2019
The Serpents are deputized! F.P. is 50 and could die at any moment! Veronica and Cheryl are taking advantage of their romantic partners! All this and more as we discuss our two favorite recent episodes of Riverdale this week!
Duration:00:58:39
Marvel Cinematic Marchionesses: Captain Marvel
3/12/2019
Our Marvel mini-series continues with the latest MCU installment, Captain Marvel! Listen in as Jackie and Steph discuss what works, what doesn't work, and all the little details they loved – from the amount of 90s content to the queerness to the way it addresses our anti-green-alien bias. Oh, and Goose, too, of course!
Duration:00:55:26
Riverdames: Chapter 48, Requiem For A Welterweight
3/6/2019
Riverdale is back and so are we! Join us as we discuss Archie's deeply reckless life choices, the tribulations of the Riverdale gang scene, what exactly it means to be a cult, and how Tom Keller is living his best life as a boxing coach.
Duration:01:01:31
Riverdames: Chapter 47, Bizarrodale
2/13/2019
It’s an episode of firsts! The first dad to not successfully murder his son, the first time every minor character makes out with someone during the episode, the first time Jughead does literally nothing all episode, and more! Listen in as we discuss our thoughts on the Toni-Cheryl college storyline, Tom and Sierra’s wedding, and Jellybean’s maniacal return.
Duration:00:54:17
Riverdames: Chapter 45, The Stranger and Chapter 46, The Red Dahlia
2/5/2019
Jackie and Steph are back, with a double-header: join them for a discussion of the very important SATs, the very convoluted water quality test forgery, the very goofy citizen's arrest, and more!
Duration:01:19:33
Riverdames: Chapter 44, No Exit
1/23/2019
Is this town still under quarantine? Are the Southside Serpents a labor union? Does Reggie have an sort of interior life? Is Jughead a huge moron? These questions and more as we discuss Riverdale's exciting 2019 premiere!
Duration:01:00:43
The Nine Lives of Chloe Queens: Beautiful Day
1/15/2019
It's the grand finale of our Nine Lives of Chloe King mini-series! Join us as we mourn the loss of our favorite characters, complain about Alek one last time, and try to imagine what the second season of this show would've looked like had it been made.
Duration:00:45:46
Marvel Not-Quite-Cinematic Marchionesses: Spider-Man Into The Spider-Verse
1/10/2019
Jackie and Stephanie return from their holiday break to discuss the Sony's 3rd and best take on the Spider-Man origin story, Spider-Man: Into The Spider-Verse. Listen in as they discuss everything from their favorite relationship to Peni Parker's unearned emotional moment to the fact that Peter Porker is now a pop culture icon.
Duration:00:57:15
Riverdames: Chapter 43, Outbreak
12/18/2018
We were not kind to this episode! If you felt as bewildered as we did, join us as we rag on the clunky storytelling that has characterized this season so far, then ask hard-hitting questions like: what exactly happened between F.P. and Gladys Jones? Why can't Fred Andrews parent his 16 year-old son? Are there any medical doctors in Riverdale or just coroners? And how exactly is this town's iconic nunnery/insane asylum/gay conversion therapy program set up?
Duration:00:58:12
Riverdames: Chapter 42, The Man In Black
12/12/2018
Listen in as we discuss the most recent episode of Riverdale! Betty's unnecessary voiceover, Ethel Muggs's difficult life, Veronica's weird relationship with her parents, and Archie's sudden blood lust feature prominently.
Duration:00:52:05
Riverdames: Chapter 41, Manhunter
12/4/2018
Has Jughead been brainwashed by the Gargoyle King? Will we ever see Sheriff Minetta again? Is Archie's mom the worst lawyer in the history of the law? All this and more as we discuss the 6th episode of season 3 of Riverdale!
Duration:00:51:48
The Nine Lives of Chloe Queens: Responsible
11/28/2018
Join us as we discuss the penultimate episode of Nine Lives of Chloe King, covering everything from the machismo aggression between Alek and Brian to the least traumatic encounter with human trafficking to ever be depicted to the incredible affordability of the Kia Soul!
Duration:00:54:27
Riverdames: Chapter 40, The Great Escape
11/21/2018
Will Fred Andrews ever find out his son has broken out of child fight club prison? Is Cole Sprouse a terrible actor? Is it statistically more likely that we are a simulation of life than that we're actually alive? This and more as we discuss the most recent episode of Riverdale!
Duration:01:07:22
Riverdames: Chapter 39, The Midnight Club
11/13/2018
Oh boy did we love this episode! Tune in as we discuss the life paths of all the parents of Riverdale, like F.P.'s meandering journey from jock to gang to army to gang to construction worker back to gang and Hiram's unclear trajectory from Vito Corleone to Michael Corleone.
Duration:01:20:31
The Nine Lives of Chloe Queens: Heartbreaker
11/6/2018
Riverdale was off this week, so we've returned to our off-week project: The Nine Lives of Chloe Queens! While you wait on line to vote today, listen to us gush about this delightfully cheesy, action-packed episode of our favorite ABC Family smash hit.
Duration:00:46:14