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Mum and Stacey bring you a weekly podcast about everything and nothing. You will be entertained and if you laugh, that's a bonus.

Mum and Stacey bring you a weekly podcast about everything and nothing. You will be entertained and if you laugh, that's a bonus.
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Mum and Stacey bring you a weekly podcast about everything and nothing. You will be entertained and if you laugh, that's a bonus.




Re-release: The First Episode - In Which Mum Has A Body Transplant

Here is a re-release of our very first episode. Mum has re-edited it to take out some of the bits that were very of the time (how things can change in just 2 years). See how far we've come! In this episode Mum talks about a girl with half a brain, and reveals who she wants to donate a body to her, should body transplants ever become possible. Stacey finds out the nation's thoughts on the most difficult TV quiz, and there's the now infamous biscuit debate where we find out which are Mum's...


S4-Ep.6 The New Year's Episode - In Which Mum Becomes A Drag King Called Colin

HAPPY NEW YEAR! Wow! 2019 already? Mum and Stacey are talking about the history of New Year's Day and why we make resolutions. Mum still has some cracker jokes to tell, and she lets us know why she doesn't celebrate New Year. Stacey has a story about a man that wins a bookshop in a raffle, and worries for pigs in Scandinavia. We hear from Joanna about her New Year resolution to become a drag king... and now Mum wants to be a drag king called Colin. Kipper is here to tell Mouse and Weens...


S4-Ep.5 The Christmas Present Episode - In Which Mum Receives the Gift of Spider Cheese

It's week three of the Rough Giraffe Christmas, and this week we're talking Christmas Presents! Gather around the tree and unwrap this corker of an episode. Mum tells us about the presents she always wanted but never got, and describes what she did with Mr Potato Head when potatoes weren't available. Stacey explores toys through the ages, and asks Mum if she would milk one of the most venomous spiders in Australia. Carla and Zoe from Number One Rerun Podcast ask Kipper what his favourite...


S4-Ep.4 The Christmas Dinner Episode - In Which Mum Puts Stilettos On A Turkey

It's time to stuff the goose and gobble down some turkey! That's right, it's DINNER TIME! Mum and Stacey are back with their second Christmas Special Episode all about the wonderful Christmas dinner. Mum tells us what she had for dinner last year - it involved a lot of beans and bubbles, but not much meat. Mum has been looking at different Christmas meals from around the world to see whether something else takes her fancy. Stacey tells us about the history of Brussels sprouts and explains...


S4-Ep.3 The History of Christmas Episode - In Which Mum Avoids a Viking's Mistletoe Kiss

Merry Christmas everyone! It's our first weekly Christmas episode and this week we're talking about THE HISTORY OF CHRISTMAS. We're going all the way back to the time of the dinosaurs, to see how they celebrated Christmas...OK, maybe that's an exaggeration but we go pretty far back. Romans, Egyptians, Puritans, and Victorians, we got them all! Mum talks about the origin of Father Christmas, and reveals how old Rudolph is. There's also a Christmas related Guess Who Isn't Coming To Dinner....


S4-Ep.2 The Space Episode - In Which Mum Gets A Tan On Uranus

Welcome to SPACE! Mum and Stacey are exploring strange new worlds and civilisations in this episode. Ok, well maybe they're going to the Moon and once around Uranus. Mum talks about animals in Space, including the first living thing to leave our atmosphere. There is also a new "Guess Who Isn't Coming To Dinner" where she describes a very well known celebrity. Stacey updates us on James Cracknell's apple bobbing world record and finds out from Paul Csomo (Varmints Podcast) what Space smells...


S4-Ep.1 The Halloween Episode - In Which Mum Encounters Some Sexy Ghosts

Mum and Stacey are back for Series 4 and it's Halloween! In this episode Mum is talking about Chinese and Japanese ghosts. Guess Who Isn't Coming To Dinner is also BACK! Mum describes a person who has departed and therefore can not come to dinner. Can you guess who the person is from the clues given? We are introduced to Mum's new housekeeper, Conchita - how long will she last? Stacey talks about Halloween traditions, and Mum gets confused about who holds the world record for apple-bobbing....


Series 3 - Unheard Shenanigans and Extra Cheese Bits

With Series 3 all done and dusted Mum and Stacey are making plans for Series 4. Whilst you're waiting why not enjoy some unheard bits from the last 12 episodes? Mum talks about donkey cheese, moose cheese, guinea pig cheese... basically if it's an animal with nipples, Mum's gonna make cheese from it. Not even Kipper is safe! Stacey talks about penises (it's an occupational hazard) including the fish with a willy on his face; and a worm that can cut you in half. Twitter...


S3-Ep.12 The Cheese Episode - In Which Mum Has To Fight Off A Frisky Mullet

In the last episode of the series Mum and Stacey talk about CHEESE! Mum has all sorts of facts about cheese made from different animal milk, including camel cheese and reindeer cheese. She also explains the difficulty involved in milking a guinea pig. What happens if you try to tempt fish by putting cheese on your legs? Only Mum has the answer. Stacey plays the game "Cheese or Disease", and tells us about cheese related world records, including the world record for eating cheese under a car....


S3-Ep.11 The Belly Button Episode - Witch Nipples and Grandad's Earwax

This episode is all about NIPPLES and BELLY BUTTONS! Mum tells us about famous people with extra nipples; explains why men have nipples; and introduces us to The Great Nipplini - the man with the strongest nipples in the world. The FBI and The Men In Black may shut this episode down once they realise Mum and Stacey have discovered a breast related conspiracy. Stacey tells us what makes the perfect belly button; she reveals how many bacteria we have in our navels and talks about cheese made...


S3-Ep.10 The Penis Episode - The Pen Is Mightier Than The Gecko

Mum and Stacey are discussing THE PENIS. Mum talks about human penises, and Stacey has facts on unusual animal penises. Why is ET so popular with the ladies? Which animal has the biggest/weirdest penis? How many penises are there in the Icelandic Penis Museum? All of these questions and more are answered in this episode. FYI Kipper DOES NOT want to talk about cat penises. Owen joins in to give the top ten names men give to their penis. The wonderful Giles from The Filmmaker's Podcast gives...


S3-Ep.9 The Brain Episode - Frozen Brains and Catnip Years

In this episode Mum and Stacey discuss BRAINS. Mum has some tricky brainteasers for you to answer, and she tells us about optical illusions. She also explains what it's like to have only half a brain. Ever wondered why we feel sick if someone else is vomiting? Well it goes way back to the dinosaur times apparently. Stacey talks about zombies, Albert Einstein and randy goats. She also tells us why we get brain freeze. We have a brain related Filmmaking Fact from the wonderful Giles of...


S3-Ep.8 The Eyes Episode - Saliva Mascara and Jellyfish Lips

It’s time to talk about EYES! Mum has to put the recording on hold due to an unexpected visitor at the villa. Who’s been eating her peanuts? Stacey talks about blue snot, baby’s eyes, and asks Mum to guess how much an eye weighs. Mum tells us about the weird eyes of the box jellyfish, a brave soldier in Vietnam, and the new-found uses for shark corneas. Dan from The Comedy Geeks Podcast asks Kipper a question about a popular song involving cats and eyes. As if that’s not enough, Stacey has...


S3-Ep.7 The Spain Episode - Luscious Plums and Intolerant Badgers

MUM'S BACK!!!! Calling from her villa, Mum updates Stacey with all her Spanish shenanigans. Mum is joined by her friend, John. John has a story of Mistaken Identity: PETS SPECIAL. When is a dog not a dog? Find out which animals have been successfully passed off as canines. Stacey talks about her recent trip to San Francisco, where a family fun run was a little more revealing than she was expecting. Mum is on the look out for a cabana boy to help her get her socks on. Send your applications...


S3-Ep.6 The Dinosaur Episode - Cockroach Milk and Dinosaur Sewers

It's time for AWESOME LIZARDS! Otherwise known as DINOSAURS! Who doesn't love dinosaurs? Stacey and Owen have a funny fact-filled episode for you this week. Stacey tries to explain to Owen how big a dinosaur really is, and ends up comparing it to a sausage. Owen is horrified to hear how dinosaurs reproduced, and reconsiders where he puts his fingers in future. We find out which type of dinosaurs our listeners prefer... and the answer may surprise you. Kipper pops by to answer a listener's...


S3-Ep.5 The Mothers Episode - Shaken Fists and Caffeine Kids

Hold on to your mothers! This episode, Stacey is joined by Carla (of Harlo and Colly fame), co-host of Theme Park Films Podcast. They talk about MOTHERS and discuss their very different childhoods. Stacey talks about the history of Mother's Day; and tells us about an angry mother who couldn't quite get the hang of texting. Carla describes what it was like growing up as an only child with an overprotective mum. She also reveals which Disney character she's small enough to play at Disney...


Mum's Birthday Special - Spanish Flamingos and Salty Floaters

Mum has moved to Spain. Stacey helped her move in to her villa, and is back home telling Owen all about it. It's also Mum's birthday this week. We have birthday wishes from lots of listeners. And remember, if you're looking for a new pair of headphones, go to and use discount code ROUGHGIRAFFE for 15% off. Twitter @roughgiraffepod Instagram @roughgiraffepodcast Find us on Facebook Email


S3-Ep.4 The Marriage Episode - Blackened Brides and Pregnant Fish

We are gathered here today for an episode all about Marriage. Mum has lost her voice so Frosty, from The Show with Preshaah and Frosty, has stepped in. Frosty talks about a man who chose a coma over getting married; and tells us how we can get ordained and marry whomever we want. Stacey has some interesting wedding traditions that involve spit, treacle and lumberjacks. Stacey also talks about some crazy reasons people have given for divorce. Kipper joins the couple to discuss his cattitude,...


S3-Ep.3 The Cats Episode - Astro Cats and Ear Furnishings

It's time for cats to take centre stage at last! Mum talks about the origin of the word "pussy", and tells us about Astro Cat's adventures in space. Ever wondered who invented the cat flap? Well, listen to find out and Mum will reveal all. Stacey explains where domestic cats came from, and tries to answer the question "do cats like human music?" Mum and Stacey discuss drugged cats, drunk cats and keeping bees as a pet. Kipper tells the funniest cat joke ever heard! With thanks to Donna...


S3-Ep.2 The Dogs Episode - Dog Snatchers and Magnetic Fields

Bad dogs! Good dogs! Black dogs! Ghost dogs! We have them all here at Rough Giraffe. This episode is all about man's best friend, DOGS! Kipper is not happy about it. Mum talks about bad luck dogs, and gives a great remedy for a hangover. Stacey talks about Chinese New Year; tells a tale about a dog that was kidnapped by an eagle; and tells us why pirates really wear eye patches. Mum's World Record attempt leaves her breathless. Paul Csomo from the Varmints podcast joins the gang to talk...