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Mum and Stacey bring you a weekly podcast about everything and nothing. You will be entertained and if you laugh, that's a bonus.

Mum and Stacey bring you a weekly podcast about everything and nothing. You will be entertained and if you laugh, that's a bonus.
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Mum and Stacey bring you a weekly podcast about everything and nothing. You will be entertained and if you laugh, that's a bonus.




S3-Ep.12 The Cheese Episode - In Which Mum Has To Fight Off A Frisky Mullet

In the last episode of the series Mum and Stacey talk about CHEESE! Mum has all sorts of facts about cheese made from different animal milk, including camel cheese and reindeer cheese. She also explains the difficulty involved in milking a guinea pig. What happens if you try to tempt fish by putting cheese on your legs? Only Mum has the answer. Stacey plays the game “Cheese or Disease”, and tells us about cheese related world records, including the world record for eating cheese under a car....


S3-Ep.11 Witch Nipples and Grandad’s Earwax

This episode is all about NIPPLES and BELLY BUTTONS! Mum tells us about famous people with extra nipples; explains why men have nipples; and introduces us to The Great Nipplini - the man with the strongest nipples in the world. The FBI and The Men In Black may shut this episode down once they realise Mum and Stacey have discovered a breast related conspiracy. Stacey tells us what makes the perfect belly button; she reveals how many bacteria we have in our navels and talks about cheese made...


S3-Ep.10 The Pen Is Mightier Than The Gecko

Mum and Stacey are discussing THE PENIS. Mum talks about human penises, and Stacey has facts on unusual animal penises. Why is ET so popular with the ladies? Which animal has the biggest/weirdest penis? How many penises are there in the Icelandic Penis Museum? All of these questions and more are answered in this episode. FYI Kipper DOES NOT want to talk about cat penises. Owen joins in to give the top ten names men give to their penis. The wonderful Giles from The Filmmaker’s Podcast...


S3-Ep.9 Frozen Brains and Catnip Years

In this episode Mum and Stacey discuss BRAINS. Mum has some tricky brainteasers for you to answer, and she tells us about optical illusions. She also explains what it’s like to have only half a brain. Ever wondered why we feel sick if someone else is vomiting? Well it goes way back to the dinosaur times apparently. Stacey talks about zombies, Albert Einstein and randy goats. She also tells us why we get brain freeze. We have a brain related Filmmaking Fact from the wonderful Giles of...


S3-Ep.8 Saliva Mascara and Jellyfish Lips

It’s time to talk about EYES! Mum has to put the recording on hold due to an unexpected visitor at the villa. Who’s been eating her peanuts? Stacey talks about blue snot, baby’s eyes, and asks Mum to guess how much an eye weighs. Mum tells us about the weird eyes of the box jellyfish, a brave soldier in Vietnam, and the new-found uses for shark corneas. Dan from The Comedy Geeks Podcast asks Kipper a question about a popular song involving cats and eyes. As if that’s not enough, Stacey has...


S3-Ep.6 Cockroach Milk and Dinosaur Sewers

It’s time for AWESOME LIZARDS! Otherwise known as DINOSAURS! Who doesn’t love dinosaurs? Stacey and Owen have a funny fact-filled episode for you this week. Stacey tries to explain to Owen how big a dinosaur really is, and ends up comparing it to a sausage. Owen is horrified to hear how dinosaurs reproduced, and reconsiders where he puts his fingers in future. We find out which type of dinosaurs our listeners prefer… and the answer may surprise you. Kipper pops by to answer a listener’s...


S3-Ep.5 Shaken Fists and Caffeine Kids

Hold on to your mothers! This episode, Stacey is joined by Carla (of Harlo and Colly fame), co-host of Theme Park Films Podcast. They talk about MOTHERS and discuss their very different childhoods. Stacey talks about the history of Mother’s Day; and tells us about an angry mother who couldn’t quite get the hang of texting. Carla describes what it was like growing up as an only child with an overprotective mum. She also reveals which Disney character she’s small enough to play at Disney...


Mum’s Birthday Special - Spanish Flamingos and Salty Floaters

Mum has moved to Spain. Stacey helped her move in to her villa, and is back home telling Owen all about it. It’s also Mum’s birthday this week. We have birthday wishes from lots of listeners. Twitter @roughgiraffepod Instagram @roughgiraffepodcast Find us on Facebook Email


S3-Ep.4 Blackened Brides and Pregnant Fish

We are gathered here today for an episode all about Marriage. Mum has lost her voice so Frosty, from The Show with Preshaah and Frosty, has stepped in. Frosty talks about a man who chose a coma over getting married; and tells us how we can get ordained and marry whomever we want. Stacey has some interesting wedding traditions that involve spit, treacle and lumberjacks. Stacey also talks about some crazy reasons people have given for divorce. Kipper joins the couple to discuss his...


S3-Ep.3 Astro Cats and Ear Furnishings

It’s time for cats to take centre stage at last! Mum talks about the origin of the word “pussy”, and tells us about Astro Cat’s adventures in space. Ever wondered who invented the cat flap? Well, listen to find out and Mum will reveal all. Stacey explains where domestic cats came from, and tries to answer the question “do cats like human music?” Mum and Stacey discuss drugged cats, drunk cats and keeping bees as a pet. Kipper tells the funniest cat joke ever heard! With thanks to Donna...


Mum has an announcement!

Mum wants to talk to YOU! This is your opportunity to have a chat with Mum. During April Mum will be chatting to listeners of the show about anything in the world. These interviews will be broadcast as special episodes over the coming months. For your chance to speak to Mum get in contact with us on Twitter @roughgiraffepod, Instagram @roughgiraffepodcast, Facebook page, or email No subject is off limits. Remember DON’T KEEP MUM! New episode about cats...


S3-Ep.2 Dog Snatchers and Magnetic Fields

Bad dogs! Good dogs! Black dogs! Ghost dogs! We have them all here at Rough Giraffe. This episode is all about man’s best friend, DOGS! Kipper is not happy about it. Mum talks about bad luck dogs, and gives a great remedy for a hangover. Stacey talks about Chinese New Year; tells a tale about a dog that was kidnapped by an eagle; and tells us why pirates really wear eye patches. Mum’s World Record attempt leaves her breathless. Paul Csomo from the Varmints podcast joins the gang to talk...


S3-Ep.1 Sucked Toes and Sea Carrots

Mum, Stacey and Kipper the Wonky Cat are back! Series 3 kicks off with a big question. What would you do with £100, 000? Mum talks about The Museum of Failure, and tells us a story of a mystery bra. Stacey lets us know what the listeners would do with all that money, and has a lovely story of a penniless king. Kipper is back to answer a listener’s question, even though he’s still recovering from a big operation. There’s a new segment called Mum’s Minute Records and we meet Jeremy from the...


Bonus Episode - Stacey Speaks to Rhett of Braintrust Bros. Podcast

Mum and Stacey are putting the finishing touches to the first episode of Series 3. Whilst waiting why not have a listen to these clips of Stacey talking to Rhett of Braintrust Bros. Podcast? Stacey talks about what made her and Mum start Rough Giraffe; what it’s like to be a doctor by day and podcaster by night; and what the future holds for the podcast. Find the full interview here: Twitter @roughgiraffepod Instagram...


The Quiz Answers with Stacey and Kipper

Stacey and Kipper are here to give you the answers to the New Year’s Quiz. Prize winners will be contacted directly. We will be back in February with Series 3. Podcasts mentioned in this episode: The Besotted Geek Podcast Theme Park Films Podcast Varmints Soapy Madams Song credits: Christmas tree Boney M O Holy Night Choir BOys O come O come Emmanuel La Sierra...


The Rough Giraffe Big New Year’s Quiz!

It’s time for Mum and Stacey’s Rough Giraffe Big New Year’s Quiz! Here are the questions we ask on the show for you to answer, including the time-stamp so you can revisit a round to hear the questions again. Remember, you can pause the show to give you time to answer the questions. You can always print the question sheet from the Facebook page and send us a photo of the answers on your paper. Send your answers via email; or DM us on Twitter @roughgiraffepod....


The 12 Days of Rough Giraffe Christmas - Coiled Sponges and Spy Cats

IT’S CHRISTMAS!!! Mum and Stacey are joined by their podcast friends and listeners to celebrate the holiday season. They bring you The 12 Days of Rough Giraffe Christmas. Mum chooses some of her favourite moments from the last year of Rough Giraffe, including the date with the man with a glass eye, and illegal cheese full of maggots. Stacey picks cat fisting and urban moths. There is a new question for Kipper the Wonky Cat from Paul and Donna of the Varmints podcast, and a bumper edition...


S2-Ep.10 Pink-toed Poodles and Hormonal Coconuts

Mum and Stacey are on HOLIDAY! This episode is recorded on location in Spain. Join Mum, Stacey and their friend Nic from the moment they leave for the airport to the second they return home. The adventures begin with Mum looking for a boyfriend in the departures lounge. Find out what a baby flamingo is called, and discover how Mum ended up asleep in a hedge. Stacey is buying some naughty souvenirs and has her foot sucked on the beach whilst a naked man frolics nearby. Nic sees a chihuahua...


S2-Ep.9 Hippo Fossils and Funeral Strippers

After all that chat about dating Mum wants to talk about DEATH. Stacey has a terrifying real life tale of horror involving something strange in a bin. Mum talks about funeral rituals including sky burials and finger amputataions. Stacey tries to cheer everyone up talking about coffins and armadillos. We have an extract from the brilliant Illustrated Police News. Kipper answers questions from the listeners including “Do you think of dying in 9 different ways?” This episode is full of the...


S2-Ep.8 Amateur Gymnasts and Pirate Wellies

Watch out! Mum’s been CATFISTED! This episode is all about dating, whether it be online or in real life. If you have ever tried online dating you’ll understand Mum’s frustrations at never seeming to find anyone “normal” to talk to. They have glass eyes, wonky legs, and skeletons in the closet…just next to the gimp mask. Mum talks about having a blind date with a blind man, and tells us why we shouldn’t be so keen to quote Shakespeare. Stacey has some listeners dating disaster stories and...