Callie and Kaitlin bask in the hair-raising, Oscar-winning glory that is Kathy Bates' performance in this Stephen King classic. (They're not saying Annie Wilkes is a secret feminist icon... but they're not NOT saying that.)
It's a paranormal double feature! Callie and Kaitlin take one more ride on the old wee-ha board with this shoddily ret-conned supernatural sequel. Buckle up, folks, cuz what it lacks in toxic masculinity it makes up for in subtle racism!
Callie and Kaitlin take the Master of Suspense to task for being a bird-hurling sexual predator. But they also have fun talking about vintage BDE, pigeons who lack spatial awareness, and Tippi Hedren's shiny, shiny hair.
Callie and Kaitlin watch a sorority girl attempt to solve her own murder. Callie and Kaitlin watch a sorority girl attempt to solve her own murder. Callie and Kaitlin watch a sorority girl attempt to solve her own murder. (Whoa. Deja vu.)
Callie and Kaitlin discover that just because a scary movie was made in black and white doesn't mean it can't be RED HOT. Listen as they swoon over a mustachioed ghost hunter, draft a quick lesbian fanfic, and bask in the raw ectoplasmic power of a repressed female libido!
Callie and Kaitlin demonstrate why they'd be among the first eviscerated in the event of a Silence Apocalypse. But whatever, who wants to live in a world where you can't audibly swoon over J-Kraz's sexy dad beard????
Kaitlin faces down her worst fear, and Callie ventures into the director's cut. (Sorry for the tinny audio up top. Feel free to skip ahead ten minutes, or just pretend you're watching this scary-ass movie and POWER THROUGH.)