Callie and Kaitlin enlist special guest and superfan Kyle Fox to help them answer one of cinema's most controversial questions: is Alien a horror movie? Come for Sigourney, stay for the hobbit-bots -- and make sure you read the title card!!
This week, Callie and Kaitlin are back from Thanksgiving break and filled to the brim with festive family anecdotes. Listen as they break down You’re Next, a fun, fast-paced film featuring the final girl these feminist horror fans have been waiting for. She’s smart, she’s strong, and she knows her way around a blender!
Sweet mother of sighs. This week, Callie and Kaitlin subjected themselves to the new Suspiria, starring Tilda Swinton as a mesmerizing modern dance teacher, an elderly psychiatrist, and a tiny arm with a naked woman attached. 2 and 1/2 hours of witches, rituals, and human sacrifice… what’s not to love, right? Wrong. So, so wrong.
Is it illegal to watch footage of a murder without reporting it to the police? How much Nighttime Theraflu is too much Nighttime Theraflu? Does Vincent D'Onofrio even have legs? These questions and more go unanswered in this week’s episode of Scream Girls. Listen as Kaitlin Mackenzie Esquire and Callie Sickerson Goff take on their first fan recommendation, Sinister. Warning: once you see a movie about Ethan Hawke watching movies, nothing can save you.
In Jennifer’s Body, Megan Fox has some serious BDE… Big Demon Energy! When evil forces take over the unfathomably hot high schooler, she starts ripping men (correction: boner boys) to shreds — and we had a ball watching her do it! What can we say? This movie doesn't suck-ubus!
Forget the jack-o-lanterns, forego the trick-or-treating, and put Hocus Pocus on permanent pause. The only way to truly celebrate Halloween 2018 is by bowing down to the badass boss that is JAMIE LEE CURRRRTTTIIIS. Michael may have come home… but JLC redecorated the mother-flipping house!
Here he is, boys! Here he is, world! That 6 foot 3 bundle of pure evil — MICHAEL MYERS! *raucous applause* That’s right, ladies and gentlefriends. Time for the first half of our most anticipated double feature to date. We’re talking the petrifying, pioneering, unparalleled picture we all love: HALLOWEEN. And we sure have a lot of thoughts to get off our totally clothed chests. (Spoiler alert: the number of exposed breasts in this flick is almost more than we can bare.)
Question us not, horror lovers! The scariest, most repulsive thing in this Stephen King classic — nay, the world! — is teenage boys. Combine those adolescent terrors with a med student on a power trip and you get a film that’s, well, hard to digest.
The month of throwback horror continues! This weak, the Scream Girls take on a truly seminal slasher movie. Can Kevin Bacon's speedo redeem this totally campy (pun intended) and frankly problematic flick? Listen to find out!
Damien is the anti-Christ, Gregory Peck is the anti-Atticus Finch, and we are anti-adopting-a-baby-without-telling-your-goddamn-wife. To celebrate the month of their Lord and savior, Michael Myers, Callie and Kaitlin are watching classic horror throwbacks starting with The Omen. It’s all for you, Damien!
What happens when a sexy priest teams up with a psychic novitiate to investigate a spooky abbey? All hell breaks loose, of course! This week Callie and Kaitlin talk about the best Catholic choreography since Whoopi got Back in the Habit. Holy shit, it’s The Nun!
Want to play the clap game? This week, Callie and Kaitlin take on the Gone Girl of horror movies, tackling everything from the mother love trope to religious horny-ness (their least favorite kind). Why is it called The Conjuring? Who👏the👏fuck👏knows?
Callie and Kaitlin may have bitten off more than they can chew with this stomach-churning French flick about the world's weirdest vet school. It's a recipe for fun! Just don't eat while you listen.
Special Scheduling Note: We're taking next week off due to an unforeseen recording conflict! But flip that subscribe switch, cuz we'll be back in your ear-holes Thursday 9/20.
Creepy pasta. Rotten Tomatoes. This week's episode will make you hungry (for a better movie). But don't worry, Callie and Kaitlin choked down this steaming hot pile of Slender Trash so you don't have to.
Pound that espresso and pop those NoDoz! This week, Callie and Kaitlin come face to mangled face with a classic horror villain. Get ready, Freddies! It’s A Nightmare on Elm Street (emphasis on the ‘A’).
Callie and Kaitlin bask in the hair-raising, Oscar-winning glory that is Kathy Bates' performance in this Stephen King classic. (They're not saying Annie Wilkes is a secret feminist icon... but they're not NOT saying that.)
It's a paranormal double feature! Callie and Kaitlin take one more ride on the old wee-ha board with this shoddily ret-conned supernatural sequel. Buckle up, folks, cuz what it lacks in toxic masculinity it makes up for in subtle racism!
Callie and Kaitlin take the Master of Suspense to task for being a bird-hurling sexual predator. But they also have fun talking about vintage BDE, pigeons who lack spatial awareness, and Tippi Hedren's shiny, shiny hair.