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What is Simple Blasphemy? Having the best time with some of the worst topics. Weekly round table discussion hosted by Zak, Zack and Andy with occasional special guests. Witty and jaw dropping topics you never thought talk-able, lovingly yanked from their cage and taught to fly under suspicious circumstances. Special guests have included: Boris Pelekh (Hello Guy, Gogol Bordello) Episode 21 Alice Vaughn (Two Girls on mic: the porncast) Episode 22

What is Simple Blasphemy? Having the best time with some of the worst topics. Weekly round table discussion hosted by Zak, Zack and Andy with occasional special guests. Witty and jaw dropping topics you never thought talk-able, lovingly yanked from their cage and taught to fly under suspicious circumstances. Special guests have included: Boris Pelekh (Hello Guy, Gogol Bordello) Episode 21 Alice Vaughn (Two Girls on mic: the porncast) Episode 22
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What is Simple Blasphemy? Having the best time with some of the worst topics. Weekly round table discussion hosted by Zak, Zack and Andy with occasional special guests. Witty and jaw dropping topics you never thought talk-able, lovingly yanked from their cage and taught to fly under suspicious circumstances. Special guests have included: Boris Pelekh (Hello Guy, Gogol Bordello) Episode 21 Alice Vaughn (Two Girls on mic: the porncast) Episode 22

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Episodes

4 Tons of weed in your Vagina right before you change your underwear

8/20/2019
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Hey! Thank you for listening! Here are the headlines we chatted about in this episode. But our show is not limited to this… Nearly 4 Tons of Weed Discovered in Shipment of Jalapeños Dirty secret: Half of Americans don't change underwear every day Doctor Warns Against Putting Chocolate In Your Vagina Please consider supporting us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/simpleblasphemy Follow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/simpleblasphemy Follow us on Facebook:...

Duration:00:40:25

Steve Schiff co songwriter of "Don't you forget about me" by Simple Minds for "The Breakfast Club"

8/13/2019
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Steve Schiff is our very special guest on this episode. Steve has had a whimsical musical journey. Within this 40 minuets interview / podcast we covered what was happening during his time in High school in the Los Angeles area and How the band "1994" started him down the path of a professional musical career. After the band “1994”, Schiff started a band with Micki Steele (Bass Player of the “Bangles) called "Nadia Kapiche" which was an improvisational live performance band. Notably after...

Duration:00:38:36

Woman G spot lurking around a pretty Vulva excites a Summer Penis at a vagina spa

8/6/2019
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It’s “that time of the month” every first Tuesday with Amanda aka blunt mommy. We also do a pre-show that is exclusive for patreons that includes video for as low as $1 a month. Link below. Here are the articles we covered in this show! Everything You Need to Know About the G Spot Spare A Thought For This Woman, Whose Contraceptive Bar Somehow Ended Up In Her Lung Fragment of ‘The Rose Thorn,’ a Poem About a Talking Vulva, Dated to the 1300s Does 'Summer Penis' Exist? The Truth About Men...

Duration:00:39:31

Bishop claims men are gay from sacred holy semen, proper butt bedazzling and cold Titties

7/30/2019
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The week we have our friend “B” from B’s Music. Lots of crazy talk. Bishop Claims Men Are Gay Because Their Mom Enjoyed Anal Sex While Pregnant This Pastor Was Arrested For Saying My Semen is a Sacred Holy Milk And Asking Members To Suck Him To Encourage God To Help The Church How To Bedazzle Your Butthole On A Budget Scientists create contact lenses that zoom when you blink twice Freezable Bras Exist For The Summer Heatwave Please consider supporting us on Patreon:...

Duration:00:38:27

Star Wars themed Catholic bishop accused of using 30-can beer pack as booster seat for 2-year-old

7/23/2019
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SURPRISE guest appearance !!! Here are the articles we covered in this episode. Kanye West Is Building Star Wars Themed Low-Income Housing Catholic Bishop Will Drop Holy Water From Helicopter To Exorcise A City Driver accused of using 30-can beer pack as booster seat for 2-year-old Women confess 'dumbest' things men have ever said to them about sex and periods Please consider supporting us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/simpleblasphemy Follow us on Twitter:...

Duration:00:40:35

Round table with Amanda, Zack, Andrew and Zak

7/15/2019
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No more no less. True fans will enjoy no click bate.

Duration:00:39:25

Emergency landing after a Behemoth concert while exorcizing demonic yoga after wife-carrying championship race.

7/9/2019
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Here are the titles of the articles that were chatted about during this podcast Passenger Farted So Bad During Flight, That It Caused An Emergency Landing Couple Filmed Engaging In Sexual Act During BEHEMOTH Concert Vatican's Chief Exorcist Warns That Yoga Causes 'Demonic Possession' World Wife-Carrying Championships: Lithuanian Couple Wins Title For Second Year In A Row Please consider supporting us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/simpleblasphemy Follow us on Twitter:...

Duration:00:40:13

TSA busted naked man with Taco Bell fart pills claiming he was kidnaped and anally probed w: blunt mommy

7/2/2019
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It’s “That time of the month” every first Tuesday with Amanda aka blunt mommy. We also do a pre-show that is exclusive for patreons that includes video for as low as $1 a month. Link below. Here are the articles that we chatted about during this episode. Taco Bell Is Officially One of the Healthiest Fast Food Chains A French Inventor Is Selling Pills That Make Farts Smell Nice Naked man tries passing through TSA checkpoint at Detroit Metro Airport Man accused of impersonating Uber driver...

Duration:00:39:57

Woman takes self pleasure breaks on a 150 foot skystar wheel while giving sex advise

6/25/2019
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Tanner is our guest. Tanner also helps us by finding articles for the show and submitting them. We dive into so many sexual topics. Tanner also answers 3 questions for our Patreon supporters. Aside from all of that, here are the two articles covered in this podcast. Police: Ohio couple arrested for having sex on 150-foot SkyStar Wheel Woman Takes Self Pleasure Breaks At Work Instead of Coffee! Please consider supporting us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/simpleblasphemy Follow us on...

Duration:00:40:49

Todd aka Beefcake from GWAR in the 2000’s gives Walmart potty etiquette walking away from his mobile deathcamp

6/18/2019
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Our cherished friend Todd Evens is our guest tonight. We know him from area bands within Ohio and Michigan such as Porn Flakes, Lazy American Workers and Mobile DeathCamp but the world might recognize him as “Beefcake the Mighty” from GWAR from 2002-2008 We shoot the shit and also cover these articles along the way. Officials can't find gator with knife stuck in head in Sugar Land lake Kellen Winslow Jr. Reportedly Couldn’t Stop Masterbating In Front Of His Teammates Andy’s final word is “...

Duration:00:37:07

Tommy gets a $500 fine driving his lawnmower 105 after a cockroach milk shooter

6/11/2019
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Tommy from Toledo joins us again. We do story time with Tommy and we also cover these articles. This lawnmower does 0-100mph in 6.3 seconds Florida Man Gets A $500 Fine For Telling Police His Name Was "Ben Dover" Scientists believe cockroach milk could be one of the most nutritious foods in the world Teen driving 105 mph blames hot wings, need for restroom, police say Please consider supporting us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/simpleblasphemy Follow us on Twitter:...

Duration:00:41:11

Blunt mommy dream man has a 9 day erection after looking at facebook nipples while lighting farts on fire

6/3/2019
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It’s that time of the month with Amanda from blunt_Mommy podcast. Wow not a dull moment. Here are the articles mentioned in the podcast. Man Suffers 9-Day Erection After Bruising Taint in Moped Accident Dozens of naked people, holding up images of nipples, stood outside Facebook to protest its ban on nudity Florida man dies in meth-lab explosion after lighting farts on fire WOMAN BEATS HER TINDER DATE WITH A 16-INCH DILDO FOR REFUSING TO PERFORM ORAL SEX ON HER

Duration:00:40:54

Alien leaves marijuana tampon in the baptismal pool during mass

5/28/2019
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Thank you for tuning in. Here are the article headlines that we went over. Marijuana Tampons Are Here To Save You From Period Cramps ND Man Pleads Guilty to Masturbating in Church’s Baptismal Pool During Mass These kids were picking up trash for Earth Day. Then they found a 22-pound bale of weed Aliens are HERE and they’re breeding with humans, claims Oxford University lecturer

Duration:00:40:24

Interview with Eric Stuart voice actor and director most recognized from Pokémon

5/21/2019
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Well Blasphemers, we actually did not cover any articles this episode. Eric Stuart is a voice actor but this is a great example of friends talking about life. Now for Eric, he has had a few different experiences than we have but that is what makes this show special. We dive into Eric's voce acting and convention experiences. Then we dive into music. We hope you enjoy the show and for Paterons, there is extra content. Please visit www.simpleblasphemy.com to find our patreon and other podcast...

Duration:00:41:04

Aldi branded Nuts satisfies strippers that fix potholes penises

5/14/2019
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Our side producer / article finder Josch is our guest again. Here are the headlines we covered. China vows to crack down on funeral strippers Town Finally Fixes Potholes After Dude Spray-Paints Penises On Them Women are most likely to switch from straight to gay in their adulthood, research reveals

Duration:00:39:05

Big Butt breastfeeding Victoria’s Secret shopper squirted her boob at naysayers

5/7/2019
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Episode #53 has Green call in during his ride home from a family event half cocked. Here are the articles that were talked about. Suspects accused of taking $21,000 worth of panties from Victoria’s Secret last month identified Furious mother 'squirted her boob' at a woman who told her to move while she was breastfeeding because it was distracting her husband 'Cannabis smokers are far less of a threat to society than drunks' According To Study, Women With Big Butts Have More Intelligent...

Duration:00:41:00

Blunt mommy invents STD Condoms because semen-eating anal worms killed her husband after watching porn

4/30/2019
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We have a very special guest Blunt Mommy Podcast apart of the NSFL podcast network. Here are the articles we covered on this Episode #52 Condoms That Change Color In Contact with STD Win Tech Award Kuwaiti academic claims semen-eating anal worms cause homosexuality Arkansas Woman Convicted of Killing Husband After He Subscribed to Porn

Duration:00:40:48

Madison swings a prosthetic leg at her boyfriend after he rips off his penis high on mushrooms.

4/23/2019
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#51 Our first and only Patreon, Madison joins us. We chat about her experiences as a bartender and also cover these articles. Woman Beat Her Boyfriend With His Own Prosthetic Leg When He Tried To Break Up With Her Man high on mushrooms rips off part of penis and she also takes the online quiz … Is he a good boyfriend?

Duration:00:41:09

Joe feels no Pain strapping on the harness of pleasure to a snapping turtle

4/16/2019
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Episode 50! holy shit I did not see that. Our friend Joe from Minnesota joins us today to chat. Here re the articles we covered. Meet Jo Cameron, The Woman Incapable Of Feeling Pain Or Stress The Teacher Selling Strap-on Harnesses to Fund Inclusive Sex Ed Advocacy Florida man threatens to destroy a town with his 'army of turtles,' warning police they should never have 'f***ed with the saint' as he's arrested for shouting obscenities in the street

Duration:00:40:39

Mini Couples getting Sleep Divorces after taking a sex quiz in 5D porn Cinema

4/9/2019
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All that in more on Episode 49. Here are the headlines form this weeks podcast. Couples are getting 'sleep divorces' - and it could save your relationship You can now visit a 5D porn cinema in Amsterdam complete with bouncing chairs QUIZ: What's Your Sex Style?

Duration:00:41:25