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In this podcast three boy friends from Rhode Island (Nico, Alex, and Greg) bring you a delightful blend of improvised sketch comedy with original characters, surreal and odd humor, and unstructured and lighthearted shit-talk, discussions of current events and semi-structured interviews weekly local guests. Follow us on Instagram: @slappinbirdpodAlso available on Google Podcasts, Spotify, and SoundCloud.com/SlappinBirdPod

In this podcast three boy friends from Rhode Island (Nico, Alex, and Greg) bring you a delightful blend of improvised sketch comedy with original characters, surreal and odd humor, and unstructured and lighthearted shit-talk, discussions of current events and semi-structured interviews weekly local guests. Follow us on Instagram: @slappinbirdpodAlso available on Google Podcasts, Spotify, and SoundCloud.com/SlappinBirdPod
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United States

Description:

In this podcast three boy friends from Rhode Island (Nico, Alex, and Greg) bring you a delightful blend of improvised sketch comedy with original characters, surreal and odd humor, and unstructured and lighthearted shit-talk, discussions of current events and semi-structured interviews weekly local guests. Follow us on Instagram: @slappinbirdpodAlso available on Google Podcasts, Spotify, and SoundCloud.com/SlappinBirdPod

Language:

English

Contact:

4013168825


Episodes

Masters of War

12/1/2019
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After a lengthy absence, Slappin' Bird returns for a fully reloaded episode with Rene. Instagram: @SlappinBirdPod

Duration:01:42:53

Hoodie Weather

11/3/2019
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Welcome back to Slappin' Bird Pod. The only comedy podcast left on the planet. We return with a familiar cast of voices: Ben, Nico and Greg, to discuss the joys of hoodie weather, non-con, and Backshot Season. We hope you enjoy this installment of our podcast. If you want to connect with us, visit us on Instagram @SlappinBirdPod or Email Us: SlappinBirdPod@gmail.com

Duration:01:29:43

Autissimo

10/13/2019
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The gang reunites to speak on the issues that affect out world today..

Duration:01:24:38

Jeffey’s Closet/Mehalemeklemelehmeh Meditation

9/29/2019
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Greg and Alex instruct a session on deep meditation and talk about missing Jeffrey Epstein.

Duration:00:43:04

Bonus: The Handjob Witch - "The Bohemian Fapsody"

9/18/2019
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he Handjob Witch sings her own Bohemian Rhapsody...the Bohemian Fapsody. Why does this exist? @SlappinBirdPod on Instagram DM us for a free Beanie Baby.

Duration:00:05:51

Focus on the Chaps with Jesse

8/30/2019
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We welcome Jesse to the podcast, a local vagrant and war criminal, and we discuss the lengths we went to get him on the podcast. We migrate into conversations about necrophilia, bukkake, the Handjob Witch sells her milking table, among other terrible and horrendous things. Enjoy! Follow us on Instagram! @SlappinBirdPod

Duration:01:16:08

Jeffrey Epstein is Alive, and He Is Ice Cream Jones

8/19/2019
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Jeffrey Epstein reportedly dies by suicide by hanging. A mysterious suicide "tape". Ice Cream Jones. The Handjob Witch. Stericycle? How are they all connected? In this episode we take you on a rollercoaster of drama and action as we begin to unravel the story of how Jeffrey Epstein killed himself, and why. We are joined by Damien as we uncover disturbing details about the relationship between Epstein, the Handjob Witch, and hog meat. Follow us on Instagram: @SlappinBirdPod DM us for free...

Duration:01:08:30

Donald Glover Does Cokes with (De-boned) Elvis

8/5/2019
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Without a guest and without Alex again, we are left to our own devices. We imagine what its like at Graceland; if Elvis was "alive", and much more. Step into the weird world of Slappin' Bird. Enjoy. Leave a comment. Get some stickers and magnets. Follow us on Instagram @SlappinBirdPod

Duration:01:26:58

Epstein Island with Turtle

7/22/2019
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This week we're joined by Turtle, a vagrant from Warwick who spends his time on Twitter making fake accounts just to harass and stalk Lebron James. We're also joined by Ben, a longtime substitute for Alex, who is dead. We break tradition and check in on everyone's mental health (very important) and namedrop everyone who spent time on Epstein's Island, a billionaire's trading colony for the trafficking of children among powerful oligarchs. Send us a DM with your feedback on the...

Duration:01:32:37

The Ballad of Bryan, the Boy Made of Dick-Headskin

7/8/2019
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In this episode we are joined by Brian, one of three people in the world to have his body totally encapsulated by the same skin that comprises your dick head (or glans). He is joined by his surgeon, Jean-Claud Long, who explains how the entire mix-up happened, and then our halftime musician performs a new song for us, "Pizza Bun"! We are so excited to hear their material, you may have heard of them, the Barenaked Ladies? After that, we reminisce on some Rhode Island-specific things, and...

Duration:01:28:13

How the Handjob Witch Milked Joe Rogans with Rene Reyes

6/25/2019
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In this episode we welcome back Rene Reyes, a longtime associate, who offers some wisdom on milking tables, UFOs, Joe Rogaine, and who to vote for on 2020 and we embark on a strange journey with the Handjob Witch. Enjoy. As always, this Podcast is Way Better than "Yeah But Still", "The Joe Rogans Experience", among others. Please do not confuse the quality of Slappin' Bird with the pitiful content offered by our competitors. Follow us on Instagram: @slappinbirdpod; Follow...

Duration:01:04:00

Mons Enlargement Therapy

6/17/2019
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The Slappers return with Benjamin Netanyoohoo, recently released from prison, to interrogate him on his motives for the dreaded incident of moist chamber invasion and proceed to a casual evening of discussing mons enlargement, strange anus (and what that means for the future), and we admonish Stericycle of all wrongdoing as per our contractual obligation. Intro song: “Jesus is the One” by Zack Fox and Kenny Beats Outro song: “KRIT HERE” by Big KRIT

Duration:01:19:22

Facts About Circumcision (RIP Scatman! Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub!)

5/24/2019
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We miss you Scatman! Love you. Follow us on Instagram @SlappinBirdPod

Duration:01:03:02

The Three-Balled Raven with Nate (@junkdrunk401) and Ben Lopez

5/5/2019
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Ben and Nate commandeer the podcast after drugging Greg and Nico and hiding them in the Vatican root cellar. Ben becomes an official member of Stericycle's Soul Squadron, forming a small cadre of acolytes that worship the occult and form a suicide pact. Ice Cream Jones launches an assault on ice cream made from cow's milk, and things round out after a moving rendition of "Don't Stop Believing." Follow Nate on Instagram: @junkdrunk401 Follow us on Instagram: @SlappinBirdPod

Duration:01:04:59

The Dirtbike Boy with the Best Horse Meat in NYC with Rob Pierce (@robpiercestand_up)

4/28/2019
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Welcome back to Slappin' Bird Podcast. Our first guest after a much-needed hiatus is a man who lost feeling in his penis and then got it back. We have Rob Pierce with us, a stand-up comic who performs at the Comedy Connection frequently, sit down with us and razzle your frazzle for a show bedazzled with creampies, werewolves, and vocal male orgasms! Follow Rob Pierce: @robpiercestand_up on Instagram Rob Pierce on YouTube: https://bit.ly/2Ls1yns Follow us on Instagram @SlappinBirdPod

Duration:01:29:31

Denim Dan Requests a Pitch Shift with Denim Dan (Bonus content at the end)

3/26/2019
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This week we're joined by a Mysterious Presence Called Denim Dan, who refers to himself only in the third-person, and is obsessed with denim, denim care, and denim culture. We discuss Denim Dan's Denim Compound, a secret place where Dan launders denim; Dan learns the meaning of Edging, and why its so popular. Audacity fucked up our audio file this week so it got shot full of holes so some bits got cut out unintentionally. As a bonus I stuck on a couple new tracks by the Notorious Big Eye...

Duration:00:49:15

Slappin' Bird Does Downcity

3/18/2019
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This week we appeared as esteemed guests on the Downcity Podcast, a group of wannabe comics who were deeply disturbed by our presence. The Downcity Podcast likes to cover current events and other offhand topics, while we like to discuss how the taste of Bear Cheese or Bris Bliss Ice Cream tastes. We attempted to make a hard-line stance on Bear Milk as the next big food trend in the US and recruit their children to work on our ice cream farm as chattel slaves. Nico finds some moments of...

Duration:01:19:56

R. Kelly Didn't Do It with The Downcity Podcast

3/11/2019
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This week we're joined by the Downcity Podcast (Alex Iovino and Ryan Chase) to discuss why Donald Trump is the MOST accomplished president to receive a happy ending, why bears are the greatest threat to humanity, and why "the world needs a famine" (according to Alex). As usual each guest was paired up with one of our Equine Associates as well as indentured into Ice Cream Jones' Ice Cream Army/Ice Cream Factory. This week Benjamin Netanyoohoo steps in for Alex (the other host who was hit by...

Duration:01:30:27

The Enigma of the Platypus with Alex Wallace (@ajax_the_monsta)

2/24/2019
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Alex Wallace joins us for some animal talk to disclose the secret behind the lives of animals that are born from eggs and have no nipples. Follow Alex on Instagram: @ajax_the_monsta Follow us: @slappinbirdpod

Duration:01:08:07

Geppetto's Perfect Pets in Brookline Massachusetts with Mike Muniz (@callmespookeh)

2/17/2019
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In one of our most theatrical episodes to date, we recap the past few episodes in an epic montage of real audio from an upcoming motion picture produced by Paramount recounting the story of Nico having his scrotum ripped off by one of our equine associates; we introduce our guest Mike Muniz, who hails from Connecticut and happens to be a fan of the podcast but also a very good friend of ours from long ago. Geppetto, owner of Perfect Pets, comes on to talk about his wonderful pet store for...

Duration:01:38:59