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Austin shaved his head. John is our podcast daddy. Georgi is back from a 2 year hibernation. And our guest Al (they/he, transmasculine non-binary person) has had to watch out for twink chasers, describes their thruple scheduling, and talks about puppy play. (CONTENT WARNING: THIS PODCAST TALKS ABOUT SEX, SEXUALITY AND UNCOMFORTABLE SITUATIONS THAT SOME MAY FIND DISTURBING OR TRIGGERING.)

After a year (and a day), we're back!!! Okay, well almost. Sure, this episode isn't new, but it does have some hilarious bits from episodes 39, 41, & 42. Good news, we have new guests lined up. New episodes are coming. Stay tuned. Until then, please enjoy. 04:45 - Georgi finds a hernia while flicking the bean (ep. 39) 05:22 - Georgi's intestine is our guest (ep. 39) 06:31 - We REALLY need that seggs toy sponsorship (ep. 42) 07:05 - Mashing with no rhythm (ep. 41) 09:37 - Her Tinder date left...

WE KNOW. It's a few days late and we're sorry. But it's here now, so please enjoy! Our guest Alex (25 yo bisexual cis-woman)has had no bad dates and has been in a loving long distance relationship since a few month before the pandemic started. HOW?? Find out!

Our favorite parts from our episodes with the cis woman member of a nonmonogamous relationship, a cis man in an open relationship who is the guitarist and vocalist of a grungecore band, and a narcoleptic, sober middle school sex-ed teacher. 03:46 - Dogcast & Georgi breaks again (ep. 35) 05:35 - Ok Boomer (ep. 35) 06:13 - I had SEKS with a Libertarian (ep. 35) 09:25 - Apollo the dog REALLY wants attention (ep. 35) 10:11 - Losing Virginity Can Equal Obsession & Austin's Venmo Shame (ep. 35)...

John negs Helen. Austin forgot his microphone. And our guest Talyor (28 yo bixsexual cis lady) has been catfished SO MANY TIMES. (CONTENT WARNING: THIS PODCAST TALKS ABOUT SEX, SEXUALITY AND UNCOMFORTABLE SITUATIONS THAT SOME MAY FIND DISTURBING OR TRIGGERING.)

John lies about now having seen High School Musical. Austin . Helen loves arthritis & bdsm. And our guest Ruth Lynn (24 yo bisexual trans woman) talks about what BDSM taught her about everyday life, the interesting material of her dildo and seeing red flags. (CONTENT WARNING: THIS PODCAST TALKS ABOUT SEX, SEXUALITY AND UNCOMFORTABLE SITUATIONS THAT SOME MAY FIND DISTURBING OR TRIGGERING.)

You waited patiently! An actual brand-new episode for all you S.I.M.P.'s out there. On the 56th episode, we have our introduction of our temporary co-host Helen. She forgets about how the internet works, John cannot roll his r's, Austin likes to dress up, and our guest Paula (25 yo straight cis-woman) is a Columbian currently living in Spain. She talks about how her home country shames women's promiscuity, some catholic role play.

I know... back to back best of episodes isn't ideal! We've had some audio issues that we're trying to fix. In light of that, please enjoy some amazing bits from episodes 30-34. Georgi has multiple beans and is prego, but who's the father? John turns us all on. Someone has SEKS in the coldest place. We all show our nipples. And we find out the craziest secret about John. Timestamps below: 02:26 - John Makes Us Horny & Georgi's Got Beans (ep. 30) 03:38 - Georgi Gets Nervous (ep. 30) 04:45 -...

We're back. After a long hiatus, we have returned better than ever, like Blonde... except without our Debbie Harry. Not to worry! We have our good friend Helen (who has been a guest before) filling in until Georgi can come back. Here are the time codes for the different bits from part 5 of our best of episodes: 01:16 - Georgi Finally Slept With Other Austin (ep. 26) 03:26 - tHis iS weIrdLY siMilAr To miDsOmMAr (ep. 26) 04:52 - Stickys617 is the Batman of TikTok (ep. 26) 05:56 - No Underage...

Austin hates feet. Georgi get interrupted AGAIN. John asks the tough questions. And our guest today Alex (22 yo bisexual cis woman) talks about her sexual awakening, being a reluctant TikToker (@nothanksalex) and growing up around the world. (CONTENT WARNING: THIS PODCAST TALKS ABOUT SEX, SEXUALITY AND UNCOMFORTABLE SITUATIONS THAT SOME MAY FIND DISTURBING OR TRIGGERING.)

Wallace (23 yo polyamorous, bisexual cis-man) talks about how breakups are not a failure, failing at sex early on, and more. Seriously, one of our wisest guests, and he's only 23. Check out @christofimusic (we used his music in the intro and outro). Also check out The Q-Tip Bandits, who recently released their first EP, "Ain't It Great"!

Georig loves living rooms. John got laid... off. Austin calls the guest bland. And our guest Mikenya (28 yo straight trans-woman, she/her) is a model, starting to make music, and has two other jobs, so she's a busy woman. She prefers older men, had an awkward booty call and has a crazy epic down in a private steam room in Rhode Island. Follow her on IG @mikenya_penn

Georgi wants us to pay for Caroline Calloway's OnlyFans. John can't stop eating granola. Austin is doing pretty well in quarantine. And our guest Tommy (23 yo gay cis-man, he/him) talks about his weird quarantine sex dreams, the parade of nations that have been inside of him, and how he really feels about gay men who like theater. (CONTENT WARNING: THIS PODCAST TALKS ABOUT SEX, SEXUALITY AND UNCOMFORTABLE SITUATIONS THAT SOME MAY FIND DISTURBING OR TRIGGERING.)

Welcome to our first episode we recorded remotely! Georgi made a joke about white people. Austin defends Scooby-Doo. John doesn't like recording remotely. And our guest Alexa (25 yo cis-woman, she/her, straight) is a graphic designer who doesn't like Scooby-Doo, has seen some weird male appendages and went to another state to meet a man she met on DeviantArt. (CONTENT WARNING: THIS PODCAST TALKS ABOUT SEX, SEXUALITY AND UNCOMFORTABLE SITUATIONS THAT SOME MAY FIND DISTURBING OR TRIGGERING.)

Our fourth best of episode catalogs episodes 21-25. Except 22, since that was also a best of episode. Here are the time stamps so you know which stories came from which episode: 01:12 - Georgi at Dunkies (ep. 21) 01:38 - Georgi, Puss in Boots & Seafaring Men (ep. 21) 03:13 - John Makes Fun of Himself (ep. 25) 04:24 - Super Young Engagement (ep. 23) 06:09 - John and Georgi Bond (ep.23) 07:27 - Bernie, LBJ & Andrew Jackson (ep. 23) 08:08 - Daddy Duty (ep. 25) 09:13 - Muffled Cheeks (ep. 24)...

John makes a niche joke about mental health. Georgi talks about our first makeout. Austin calls out John's lying. And our guest Alexa (22 yo bisexual woman she/her) talks about lots of young men who can't kiss, getting let down from sexting, and her sexual awakening. (CONTENT WARNING: THIS PODCAST TALKS ABOUT SEX, SEXUALITY AND UNCOMFORTABLE SITUATIONS THAT SOME MAY FIND DISTURBING OR TRIGGERING.)

Georgi becomes a cult leader. John has club song that would incite a panic attack. Austin got no sleep. Matt Damon breaks the cycle of poverty. And our guest Shea (straight ciswoman) is a Boston standup comedian who talks about the time she got jumped, some guy's toe fetish and her different sized apples. (CONTENT WARNING: THIS PODCAST TALKS ABOUT SEX, SEXUALITY AND UNCOMFORTABLE SITUATIONS THAT SOME MAY FIND DISTURBING OR TRIGGERING.)

Georgi has watched Top Gun. John really wants someone to buy in a timeshare. Austin is worried about being a white guy with a podcas. And our guest Linda hosts Plus 1, a self-love and dating podcast about her quest to find a partner as plus-sized woman (straight white cis-woman). She talks about body image, Linkedin stalking and more! (CONTENT WARNING: THIS PODCAST TALKS ABOUT SEX, SEXUALITY AND UNCOMFORTABLE SITUATIONS THAT SOME MAY FIND DISTURBING OR TRIGGERING.)

Georgi doesn't need to chase waterfalls. Austin lays down some Mr 305 fun facts. John doesn't know a dab from a whip. And our guest Sarah (30 yo cisgender woman)talks about Fidel Castro, "ruining the moment," and how the labels of sexuality can be freeing for some and limiting for others. (CONTENT WARNING: THIS PODCAST TALKS ABOUT SEX, SEXUALITY AND UNCOMFORTABLE SITUATIONS THAT SOME MAY FIND DISTURBING OR TRIGGERING.)

John can barely talk. Georgi Austin cringed so he felt it in his butt. And our guest Karen (24 yo Chinese-American bisexual woman, she/her) talks about strapping German men, her objectively perfect cat ;) and having the bifecta. (CONTENT WARNING: THIS PODCAST TALKS ABOUT SEX, SEXUALITY AND UNCOMFORTABLE SITUATIONS THAT SOME MAY FIND DISTURBING OR TRIGGERING.)