Snarkbreak High - A Heartbreak High recap

We're back! And snarkier than ever! We welcome back Gary and say bye to him and Dyson, get concerned about the building standards of footpaths in Hartley, wonder why Ronnie is setting up computers in a burnt out shell, and judge Stassy's poetry. Want to have your say about the happenings on Heartbreak High? Send us an email to read out on the show about your favourite parts of this season: snarkbreakhigh@gmail.com Find us on Instagram @snarkbreakhigh Logo Art - By Jane Intro and Outro music - Jonworthymusic/'Green Leather Jacket (Instrumental)'/Tribe of Noise

This week, we recap all the fabulousness that was season four. We discuss your (and our) votes for best couple, fave storylines, and a few bonus categories. And we try to figure out if there are any teachers left to even vote for! We'll be posting scenes for the next few weeks on our instagram, and we'll be back with season five soon! Want to have your say about the happenings on Heartbreak High? Send us an email to read out on the show about your favourite parts of this season: snarkbreakhigh@gmail.com Find us on Instagram @snarkbreakhigh Logo Art - By Jane Intro and Outro music - Jonworthymusic/'Green Leather Jacket (Instrumental)'/Tribe of Noise

It's ten minutes of the absolute crazy we put at the start of the video! Vote in our end of season awards! Want to have your say about the happenings on Heartbreak High? Send us an email to read out on the show about your favourite parts of this season: snarkbreakhigh@gmail.com Find us on Instagram @snarkbreakhigh Logo Art - By Jane Intro and Outro music - Jonworthymusic/'Green Leather Jacket (Instrumental)'/Tribe of Noise

We're back! And Danni's gone (in the briefest send off ever)! We discuss the best muck up day ideas, Charlie's horrendous idea, and why teenagers shouldn't be left alone to organise activities Vote in our end of season awards! Want to have your say about the happenings on Heartbreak High? Send us an email to read out on the show about your favourite parts of this season: snarkbreakhigh@gmail.com Find us on Instagram @snarkbreakhigh Logo Art - By Jane Intro and Outro music - Jonworthymusic/'Green Leather Jacket (Instrumental)'/Tribe of Noise

We continue chatting with Sebastian Goldspink, asking him ridiculous questions about the prop master, discuss the income of cults, and how Kat has suddenly become awesome. This is the second of a two part episode. Want to have your say about the happenings on Heartbreak High? Send us an email to read out on the show about your favourite parts of this season: snarkbreakhigh@gmail.com Find us on Instagram @snarkbreakhigh Logo Art - By Jane Intro and Outro music - Jonworthymusic/'Green Leather Jacket (Instrumental)'/Tribe of Noise

It's Charlie! This week we are joined by Sebastian Goldspink, to discuss Charlie being very Naive, Ada Nicodemou's favourite film, and the legend that is Nico. This is episode one of two parts. Want to have your say about the happenings on Heartbreak High? Send us an email to read out on the show about your favourite parts of this season: snarkbreakhigh@gmail.com Find us on Instagram @snarkbreakhigh Logo Art - By Jane Intro and Outro music - Jonworthymusic/'Green Leather Jacket (Instrumental)'/Tribe of Noise

Everyone shut up - Michael Caton's here! We discuss Bolton's Uncle Barney, Declan starting his villain era, and Leanne vs Jane in who's worse: Stassy or Kat? Want to have your say about the happenings on Heartbreak High? Send us an email to read out on the show about your favourite parts of this season: snarkbreakhigh@gmail.com Find us on Instagram @snarkbreakhigh Logo Art - By Jane Intro and Outro music - Jonworthymusic/'Green Leather Jacket (Instrumental)'/Tribe of Noise

Roses are red, violets are cool, adults shouldn't become students next to teenagers at school! This week, we discuss the pointlessness of Max not liking orders then driving directly into a school, Bolton's poetry, and the hygiene of passing round nose studs. Want to have your say about the happenings on Heartbreak High? Send us an email to read out on the show about your favourite parts of this season: snarkbreakhigh@gmail.com Find us on Instagram @snarkbreakhigh Logo Art - By Jane Intro and Outro music - Jonworthymusic/'Green Leather Jacket (Instrumental)'/Tribe of Noise

It's official, Matt is our new favourite character. We basically watched the punching scene over and over, continue to declare Danni the biggest mouth at Hartley, and feel bad for Charlie who only has the ferals to hang out with. Find us on Instagram @snarkbreakhigh Logo Art - By Jane Intro and Outro music - Jonworthymusic/'Green Leather Jacket (Instrumental)'/Tribe of Noise

Okay, so Stassy is starting a cult, and taking Bolton with her. We get Ronnie's review of Allie's book, find out Tom is becoming Dyson's favourite, and continue to get disturbed about the fact that we are liking this version of Matt. Want to have your say about the happenings on Heartbreak High, or just ask us a random question so we get distracted? Send us an email to read out on the show about your favourite parts of this season: snarkbreakhigh@gmail.com Find us on Instagram @snarkbreakhigh Logo Art - By Jane Intro and Outro music - Jonworthymusic/'Green Leather Jacket (Instrumental)'/Tribe of Noise

Bolton or Stassy - you decide who's the better model. Also, we catch up with Declan's 'old friend' Lara, admire Charlie's glow up, and find we are starting to like Matt. Want to have your say about the happenings on Heartbreak High, or just ask us a random question so we get distracted? Send us an email to read out on the show about your favourite parts of this season: snarkbreakhigh@gmail.com Find us on Instagram @snarkbreakhigh Logo Art - By Jane Intro and Outro music - Jonworthymusic/'Green Leather Jacket (Instrumental)'/Tribe of Noise

So Rocco is back and he brought his dimples! He also brought Leo Fine and money problems. We discuss Helen's dismissal of Matt in the house, Kat's avoidance of Charlie, and the absolute desecration of Declan's reputation. Want to have your say about the happenings on Heartbreak High, or just ask us a random question so we get distracted? Send us an email to read out on the show about your favourite parts of this season: snarkbreakhigh@gmail.com Find us on Instagram @snarkbreakhigh Logo Art - By Jane Intro and Outro music - Jonworthymusic/'Green Leather Jacket (Instrumental)'/Tribe of Noise

Guys, it's happening, we are getting an extra curricular activity that has continued over more than one episode!!!! We watch Charlie make very stupid choices, Jane gets suspicious of Stassy's interest in supporting Matt and we try and figure out how publishing timelines work in Hartley. Want to have your say about the happenings on Heartbreak High, or just ask us a random question so we get distracted? Send us an email to read out on the show about your favourite parts of this season: snarkbreakhigh@gmail.com Find us on Instagram @snarkbreakhigh Logo Art - By Jane Intro and Outro music - Jonworthymusic/'Green Leather Jacket (Instrumental)'/Tribe of Noise

Since when can teachers make students do compulsory assignments after school at the Shark Pool? We enjoy Bolton's communing with rocks, get annoyed by Kat being ridiculous, and are surprised by Allie's sudden interest in fashion. Want to have your say about the happenings on Heartbreak High, or just ask us a random question so we get distracted? Send us an email to read out on the show about your favourite parts of this season: snarkbreakhigh@gmail.com Find us on Instagram @snarkbreakhigh Logo Art - By Jane Intro and Outro music - Jonworthymusic/'Green Leather Jacket (Instrumental)'/Tribe of Noise

Okay, did schools in 1996 actually make students pay their internet bills? We discuss the arrival of Charlie, our first catfish of the season, Danni's apparently close relationship with her neighbours that never existed before, Bolton actually mentioning his relationship a whole episode after it ended. Want to have your say about the happenings on Heartbreak High, or just ask us a random question so we get distracted? Send us an email to read out on the show about your favourite parts of this season: snarkbreakhigh@gmail.com Find us on Instagram @snarkbreakhigh Logo Art - By Jane Intro and Outro music - Jonworthymusic/'Green Leather Jacket (Instrumental)'/Tribe of Noise

Jane is suspicious about the new teacher. Simon Baker (Denny) has arrived, and he is giving her real Sam Robinson vibes. We discuss food pranking, the early years of catfishing with Katerina, and Dyson taking on the patriarchy Want to have your say about the happenings on Heartbreak High, or just ask us a random question so we get distracted? Send us an email to read out on the show about your favourite parts of this season: snarkbreakhigh@gmail.com Find us on Instagram @snarkbreakhigh Logo Art - By Jane Intro and Outro music - Jonworthymusic/'Green Leather Jacket (Instrumental)'/Tribe of Noise

Okay, so we're still tense from how uncomfortable it was to watch this episode. Bolton gets a girlfriend... and she's gone. Allie gets increasingly paranoid, Katerina stays pretty unproblematic, and an '...and everybody clapped' classroom scene that could have been a r/thathappened story. Want to have your say about the happenings on Heartbreak High, or just ask us a random question so we get distracted? Send us an email to read out on the show about your favourite parts of this season: snarkbreakhigh@gmail.com Find us on Instagram @snarkbreakhigh Logo Art - By Jane Intro and Outro music - Jonworthymusic/'Green Leather Jacket (Instrumental)'/Tribe of Noise

We really can't emphasise enough the fact that BOLTON TELEPORTED. Also, Matt gets electrocuted (evil happy for us), Katerina is a good manager, despite her lies (not a surprise for us) and Bell is headed to Antarctica (which Leanne can't separate from the Arctic). Want to have your say about the happenings on Heartbreak High, or just ask us a random question so we get distracted? Send us an email to read out on the show about your favourite parts of this season: snarkbreakhigh@gmail.com Find us on Instagram @snarkbreakhigh Logo Art - By Jane Intro and Outro music - Jonworthymusic/'Green Leather Jacket (Instrumental)'/Tribe of Noise

Do you know who has a lot of free time before exams and can go out on work experience? Year 12 students at Hartley. Poor Kat is stuck with the sleazy boss, Bolton with the lazy boss, and Allie and Danni face the manipulative boss. Want to have your say about the happenings on Heartbreak High, or just ask us a random question so we get distracted? Send us an email to read out on the show about your favourite parts of this season: snarkbreakhigh@gmail.com Find us on Instagram @snarkbreakhigh Logo Art - By Jane Intro and Outro music - Jonworthymusic/'Green Leather Jacket (Instrumental)'/Tribe of Noise

Stassy is really battling with Matt for the number 1 spot of most infuriating! In an episode about sins, Declan is a gambler, Kat is a liar, Matt is an adulterer, and Stassy goes for out and out evil. Also, Leo Fine is back, and we discuss investing and money growth with Declan to lead us into a failproof plan. Want to have your say about the happenings on Heartbreak High? Send us an email to read out on the show about your favourite parts of this season: snarkbreakhigh@gmail.com Find us on Instagram @snarkbreakhigh Logo Art - By Jane Intro and Outro music - Jonworthymusic/'Green Leather Jacket (Instrumental)'/Tribe of Noise