Miller Morning Madhouse - A SoCool Podcast Joint

🎙️ Episode: Miller Hall of Shame – Mr. Loud Music Boat Guy A bonus beach day turns chaotic when Boat Guy rolls up blasting music loud enough to scare seagulls off the breakwall. Jerry, Josh & Jenny break down the noise, the nerves, and why Miller Beach deserves a volume limit — plus previews of the Miller All-Stars honors and the Pancake House Makeover. This episode is proudly sponsored by: 👕 SoCool Shirts – Wear your weird. 🧠 All In Jest Trivia – Next game: Fri, Oct 24 at the Marshall J. Gardner Center. 🎭 Miller Community Theatre – Almost, Maine — heartfelt, funny, and locally made. 📚 Chapters 0:00 – Madhouse Opener 0:45 – Bonus Beach Day or Bass Festival? 5:10 – Mr. Loud Music Boat Guy Enters the Chat 10:25 – Shut It Off: The PSA for Boaters Everywhere 17:40 – Miller All-Stars Preview: Josh & Jenny Honored 22:15 – The Pancake House Makeover Reveal 26:00 – Final Thoughts: Freedom, Fun & Volume Control 💬 Favorite Quotes ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

🎙️ Episode: Trivia Throwdown – Season 5, Game 1 Recap The Marshall J. Gardner Center was PACKED and loud as Josh Scramble unleashed “Ye Olde Cover Tunes” (yes, AfroMan on lute), Super Beach rode the chaos, and Facts Over Snacks clipped PhD’s Nuts in sudden-death overtime. We relive the near-riot over Smash Mouth, crown “Sticks and Dicks” as Favorite Wrong Answer for Kubb (aka Viking chess), salute a heroic bar tab, and issue a PSA: subscribe, scan the giant QR, and don’t beach-bomb two feet from our towels. Postgame? A Voltron of friend groups at Sand & Salsa, powerful margs, and accidental double tips. Miller, never change. This episode is proudly sponsored by: 👕 SoCool Shirts – Wear your weird. 🎭 All In Jest Trivia – The most fun you can have with a buzzer. 🍑 Ass Jeeves – The search engine that doesn’t just scratch the surface. From medieval jamz to overtime drama and a bathroom-light saga (plus two hosts bragging about “strong streams”), this recap is pure Miller Morning Madhouse: laughs, chaos, and hyper-local flavor. 📌 Community Spotlight Miller Community Theatre auditions for Almost, Maine at the Marshall J. Gardner Center: Saturday & Sunday, October 4–5 at 2:00 PM. Bring a ~2-minute comedic monologue (reading from your phone is fine). Directed by Rebecca… Furtada/Frittata/Focaccia—come show us how you say it. 🔔 Tune in & support Follow/subscribe on your favorite podcast app, drop a rating, and tell a trivia teammate. We’ll keep the jazz-hands production; you bring the noise (not too much, Toast). ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

🎙️ Episode: Flamingo Fest Recap – Miller Style Labor Day in Miller Beach means one thing: Flamingo Fest! Jerry, Josh & Jen Pancake take you inside the mayhem with live clips from the beach, music from local bands like Nick Danger, Hurricane Reggae, and The Ramos, plus stories only Miller could deliver. 🍕 This episode is proudly sponsored by: 👕 SoCool Shirts – Wear your weird. 🎭 All In Jest Trivia – The most fun you can have with a buzzer. 🍕 Flamingo Pizza – Keeping Miller fueled one slice at a time. From reggae rhythms to rock riffs and a packed beer garden, Flamingo Fest 2025 was a party for the ages. Tune in for laughs, chaos, and a little local flavor only Miller Morning Madhouse can serve up. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

🎙️ Episode Title: Afterburners and Sunburners... 👥 Hosts: Jerry Pancake & Josh Scramble (with cameos from Broadway Beth, Joel, and Gianna “G-Eazy”) 🎧 Presented by: SoCoolShirts.com & All In Jest Trivia 💥 In this extra-toasty episode, the Madhouse crew recaps the Gary Air Show — Miller’s unofficial Super Bowl of sunburns, shitbags, and sketchy $20 driveway parking schemes. The Thunderbirds roar overhead while locals roast below, turning the beach into a battlefield of canopies, patio furniture, and pure chaos. ☀️ Josh reports live from the sand with survival tips: don’t fuck with the locals, bring water, and for the love of SPF, wear sunscreen unless you enjoy looking like graffiti-tagged ribs. 🚗 Meanwhile, the neighborhood parking wars hit full tilt — from friends “borrowing” driveways, to mystery suspects running over safety signs, to Miller’s favorite hustle: $20 cash, grass, or ass to park between a busted trampoline and a rusted-out Camaro. 🔥 Add in a live “shitbag count,” sunburn horror stories, and a PSA about not setting up your towel two inches from someone else, and you’ve got peak Miller madness. 🧢 Sponsored by SoCoolShirts.com — where your beach hangover is always in fashion — and The Miller Community Theatre — proving community theater and chaos can co-exist since forever. 🔊 Tune in and remember: the jets aren’t the only thing leaving people fried this weekend. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

🎙️ Episode Title: Born on the 3rd of July 👥 Hosts: Jerry Pancake, Josh Scramble, Elizabeth Benedict 🎧 Presented by: SoCoolShirts.com & The Miller Beach University of Advanced Consumption 💥 In this red, white, and totally unhinged episode, the gang recaps a wild stretch of summer madness in Miller Beach. First up, a fight breaks out at The Flamingo just before the 4th — punches, flip-flops, and bad decisions flying through the air like bottle rockets. ☀️ Then we check in on the heatwave that’s got everybody spicier than gas station salsa, and reflect on the emotional toll of 92 degrees, warm beer, and shirtless overconfidence. 🎆 And finally, it’s our 4th of July wrap-up — Miller-style. One rookie drinker nearly goes down for the count, but is heroically saved by a bikini-clad mom-squad trained by sheer instinct and poolside Pinot Grigio. If you're new to Miller, know this: our 4th is not for beginners. It’s T-ball meets MLB fastballs, and the only rule is don't pass out in the sand. 🧢 Sponsored by SoCoolShirts.com — where your hangover can be stylish — and the prestigious Miller Beach University of Advanced Consumption — educating the next generation of questionable decisions since last Thursday. 🔊 Tune in and remember: in Miller, the fireworks don’t stop just because the sky clears. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

🎙️ Episode Title: First Cars & Kinda-For-Sale Dreams In this very special episode of Miller Morning Madhouse, Jerry Pancake finally spills the (motor) oil on true stories he’s never shared before—his legendary first cars. Buckle up for tales of a wobbly Karmann Ghia and a 1977 Cutlass Supreme so massive it needed its own zip code. These are the rides that started it all—and yes, we’re talking about the IROC-Z too. It’s still around. It’s still loud. And it’s kinda for sale (if you’re cool). 🎭 Also in this episode: a shoutout to the Madwomen’s Late Night Cabaret, the latest production from Miller Community Theatre, running this weekend and next at the Marshall J. Gardner Center for the Arts in beautiful downtown Gary. 👉 millercommunitytheatre.com 🚗 Bonus nostalgia bomb: We’re rerunning the very first commercial ever made for the SoCool Podcast—a 2019 throwback ad for Betten Chevrolet in South Haven, Michigan, recorded by Jerry Pancake and Christopher Robin in the middle of a fever dream and a snowstorm. It’s as chaotic and brilliant as you'd expect. 🧢 Sponsored by SoCoolShirts.com – home of weird, retro, and slightly irresponsible fashion. Free shipping on orders over $25 all summer long. 👉 SoCoolShirts.com ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

🎸 S2E2 – You Can’t Get There from Here In this episode of Miller Morning Madhouse, Jerry Pancake and Jen Pancake stay safely behind the mic while Josh Scramble returns from the Sonic Temple Music Festival with tales of glory, grit, and gastrointestinal distress. What starts as a music review quickly unravels into a cautionary tale about rideshare disasters, rickshaw salvation, and why you should never trust a festival porta-potty after dark. Josh recounts the madness of 100-band lineups, questionable fashion choices (bondagewear in the sun?!), and the existential despair of trying to find your Uber when every parking lot looks like a post-apocalyptic escape room. From Alice Cooper’s guillotine to Metallica’s ear-shattering finale, Josh delivers the highlights, the low points, and the lingering chili-related trauma. Jerry and Jen offer running commentary, incredulous reactions, and a healthy dose of judgment from the comfort of the studio. Sponsored by SoCoolShirts.com – Your one-stop shop for T-shirts that scream, “I survived the parking lot.” Community supported by MillerCommunityTheatre.com – Local drama without the porta-potty lines. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

🎧 Season 2, Episode 1: Heavy Uncles, Moshpits, and Goth Tits Welcome back to the Miller Morning Madhouse, where the coffee’s burnt, the guests are unpaid, and the FCC hasn’t figured out how to shut us down yet. Pancake and Scramble are back in the saddle (and in serious need of a nap), joined by the fabulous Jen Pancake and our man in the pit—Josh Scramble—who just survived Sonic Temple Music Festival with only minor bruising and one mysterious stain. In this episode, we dive headfirst into: Heavy Uncle🎭 As always, a special shoutout to our friends at Miller Community Theatre for keeping the drama on stage where it belongs. 👕 And massive thanks to our sponsor SoCoolShirts.com, your #1 source for shirts that make your dad uncomfortable and your mom nostalgic. Rate us, review us, and tell your cousin Randy—Season 2 is officially underway. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

🎙️ Episode 10: Deny, Defend, Depose 🧑‍⚖️ "Somebody ate the evidence." In this legal-thriller-turned-80s-gamer throwback, Jerry Pancake finds himself in the hot seat—literally—being deposed for reasons he may or may not understand. But things take a turn when a mysterious someone eats the only piece of evidence. (No spoilers, but it may have involved nacho cheese.) Between dodging legal jargon and blaming his attorney, Pancake takes a nostalgic detour back to the pixelated days of the Mario Brothers, exploring the real question: Was Princess Peach worth all that jumping? Spoiler: Not when there’s a warp pipe to Margaritaville. Plus: We dig into the 2020 Archives for a long-lost, definitely-real commercial from Trump’s Old Balls—the political ad that probably got flagged by the FCC. 🎵 Music Featured in This Episode: Super DuperMoons Over My Hammy🔥 Sponsored by: SoCoolShirts.comThe Miller Community TheatreThe 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling BeeAll In Jest Trivia🎧 Listen now wherever you get your podcasts, or yell "OBJECTION!" into a Koopa shell and see what happens. #MillerMorningMadhouse #DenyDefendDepose #PrincessPeachProblems #TrumpsOldBalls #SoCoolMedia #SupportLocalTheatre #MarioLawyers #TriviaWithJoshScramble ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Episode 9: Everything Sucks Now… 🎙️ 🚨 DOUBLE EPISODE ALERT! 🚨 After a long hiatus filled with illness, burnout, and an overwhelming sense of being over it, Jerry Pancake and the Miller Morning Madhouse crew are back with a nearly double-length episode (41 minutes of pure, unfiltered truth). In this episode, we catch up on what we’ve been up to the last couple of months, and most importantly, we break down why travel—specifically flying—absolutely sucks now. From chaotic airports to airlines treating passengers like livestock, we leave no stone unturned in our rant against the skies. And if you think things couldn't get worse, just remember—the White House is now a Tesla dealership. 🎵 Music Featured in This Episode: 🎸 RockNStock – Wrecked 🥁 The Professionals – Flying Pots 🎤 Moons Over My Hammy – Jerry Pancake 🔥 Sponsored by: 👕 SoCoolShirts.com – Because life might suck, but your wardrobe doesn’t have to. Grab a shirt and express your existential despair in style. 🎭 The Miller Community Theatre – The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee – Coming this April to the Marshall J. Gardner Center! Support local theater before AI takes over Broadway. Tickets on sale now! ❓ All In Jest Trivia – Join Josh Scramble for a night of brain-busting fun and questionable knowledge at the Marshall J. Gardner Center on Friday, March 28th! Bring your A-game… or at least some alcohol. 🎧 Listen now wherever you get your podcasts! #MillerMorningMadhouse #EverythingSucks #FlyingIsTheWorst #TeslaDealershipWhiteHouse #SoCoolMedia #SupportLocalTheatre #TriviaTime 4o ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Episode 8: Bathrooms and Backdrafts... Sponsored by SoCool Shirts, All In Jest Trivia This week on Miller Morning Madhouse, we flush out some of the messiest tales yet. Join Jerry Pancake, Josh Scramble, and Jen Pancake as they tackle the pressing issues of bathroom etiquette, work poop protocols, and the dreaded backdrafts that leave lasting impressions (on more than just porcelain). From the public restroom horrors of Benton Harbor gas stations to the oddly poetic bathroom setups at Midway Airport, this episode is an overflowing mix of laughter, embarrassment, and just a hint of trauma. Plus, hear the latest updates from Miller Beach’s own Flamingo Bar, including why their bathroom might need a rebranding. 🎶 Music in This Episode: Flush BeatsHealthcare Kart: Luigi’s RevengeFrench Toast Crunch is Life✨ Special Thanks: SoCool ShirtsAll In Jest Trivia🎧 Tune In Next Week: We’re diving into cereal debates, birthday shoutouts, and why Miller Beach might need its own line of retro snacks. Don’t miss it! 💩 Subscribe now on Apple Podcasts or Spotify—because everyone loves a good bathroom story. Stay Cool! 🚽✨ ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Episode 7: In the Doghouse... Sponsored by SoCool Shirts – because looking cool has never been easier (or funnier). This week on Miller Morning Madhouse, Jerry Pancake and Josh Scramble team up with the ever-entertaining Elizabeth Benedict to bring you an unforgettable episode full of nostalgia, surprise endings, and laughs so big, they might scare your guinea pig. 🌐 First, we’re traveling back in time to the early days of AOL and the internet. Remember that sweet sound of dial-up connecting? From chatroom chaos to regrettable screen names, we’re reliving the wild west of cyberspace – where every "You've Got Mail" felt like a gift from the internet gods. 🎉 Next, the story of a dog at a rave takes center stage. This furry partygoer had the time of their life under the strobe lights, but hold onto your glow sticks because the ending to this tale is guaranteed to catch you off guard. Let's just say, it’s not your typical “fetch” story. 🐹 Finally, we dive into the strange and mysterious world of guinea pigs and the Pancake brothers. Why were they not allowed to have pets? 🎙️ And don’t miss the featured clip from Deez Nutz, Jerry Pancake’s comedy album that has the internet buzzing. If you haven’t heard it yet, what are you even doing with your life? As always, thank you for listening! Don’t forget to rate and subscribe on Apple Podcasts or Spotify, and head to SoCoolShirts.com for the coolest designs this side of the internet. Stay tuned for next week’s antics – assuming Jerry doesn’t get lost in the AOL archives or Josh doesn’t try to resurrect the guinea pig. Stay Cool – JP ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Episode 6: Jesus is Just Alright Sponsored by SoCool Shirts, All In Jest Trivia, and Chad's Shack of Crap. On this hilarious and unexpectedly heartfelt episode of Miller Morning Madhouse, we continue our conversation with Elizabeth Benedict, the Madhouse's newest true crime detective. From the scandalous stories of Miller Beach's past to a surprising deep dive into local trivia night traditions, Elizabeth holds her own as the chaos unfolds. Of course, with Josh Scramble at the production helm, there are plenty of unexpected twists—think wacky sound effects, food-related trivia teasers, and a wild tangent about Bill Cosby and Doobie Brothers theology. Plus, Jerry Pancake gives us his trademark musings about parenting in the '70s, local swinger culture, and the eternal question: "What would Jesus play on his soundtrack?" 🎶 Music in This Episode: ✨ Special Thanks: SoCool ShirtsAll In Jest Trivia🎧 Tune In Next Week: The Madhouse takes a walk on the wild side with an episode all about pets, admissions of guilt, and how Jerry Pancake learned not to trust goats. Don’t forget to subscribe on Apple Podcasts or Spotify, and if you’re feeling generous, leave us a review! Your support keeps the Madhouse spinning. Stay Cool—JP & the Madhouse Team ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Episode 5: Suicide by Charleston Sponsored by SoCool Shirts and the Great State of Indiana: "It's not that bad..." In this episode of Miller Morning Madhouse, we’re diving deep into the dramatic and tragic story of former Gary mayor William J. Fulton, a man who lived and died during the wild Jazz Age. Join us as we uncover how the allure of speakeasies, gangsters, and a relentless Charleston craze led to his untimely end. This week, we're excited to introduce our new crime reporter, Elizabeth Benedict, who’s here to shed light on the untold, scandalous stories of Gary’s past. Will she be able to keep Josh Scramble and Jerry Pancake on track? We’ll see! 🎶 Music in This Episode: IBYAmish ParadiseMoons over My HammyCheck out - Our Gary Stories for more info on Gary's scandalous past! It is an amazing site! Tune in for a mix of history, humor, and a touch of the outrageous—just the way we like it in Miller Beach. Don’t forget to subscribe on Apple Podcasts or Spotify, and if you’re feeling generous, leave us a review to help more folks discover the Madhouse! Stay Cool, and remember… sometimes, history dances on the edge. Thank You's: SoCool ShirtsAll In Jest Trivia with Josh ScrambleMiller Community TheatreMBACDMarshall J. Gardner Center ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Episode 4: Smokestack Jack and the Tiny Hands… Sponsored by SoCoolShirts.Com, Chad GPT, and Johnny Five’s Robot Brothel. Also, Millerites, make sure to join Josh Scramble for All in Jest Trivia at the Marshall J Gardner Center for the Arts here in Miller Beach on Black Friday! It's all about food! Welcome back to Miller Morning Madhouse! Episode 4 has us diving into the thrills and pitfalls of throuples, the questionable joys of warm vodka, and the saga of tiny hands. This one’s a smokestack jacking ride that’ll keep you laughing (and maybe questioning your own life choices). But first, we want to give a HUGE thank you to our amazing listeners. Your support, ratings, and laughs keep this madhouse alive, so don’t forget to hit that rate button on Apple Podcasts or Spotify! And if you’re interested in sponsoring our madness, reach out to us at contact@socoolshirts.com. Music & Extras: Intro Music:IamDaylightChad GPT Ad:Johnny Five’s Robot Brothel Ad:Transitions:You Better WorkSmokin’ Whiskey, Drinkin’ CocaineOutro Song:City of New OrleansTic Tac ToeSo You Wanna FSpecial Thanks: Special thanks to SoCoolShirts.com, Chad GPT, Johnny Five’s Robot Brothel, and all of our incredible listeners for keeping this show on the rails—or as close as we can get! And don’t forget, All in Jest Trivia is coming up at the Marshall J. Gardner Center the day after Thanksgiving. Mark your calendars for a post-turkey trivia throwdown you won’t want to miss! And finally, stay tuned at the end for a Behind the Music moment with Chuck Roundsteak, a blast from Josh Scramble’s past, revealing some…creative liberties he took with his resume a decade ago. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Episode 3: Just the Tips... Sponsored by SoCoolShirts.Com and Hair BNB We’re back with another wild ride in Miller Morning Madhouse Episode 3, and this one’s all about Just the Tip(s). We’re serving up the ultimate guide for potential Air BNB renters at Miller Beach, with everything you need to know to avoid sunburns and seagull ambushes. Plus, we dive into some laugh-out-loud Yelp reviews of Romantix—because who doesn’t love a little awkward humor? But first, a HUGE thank you to all of our incredible listeners for your support. Your love, your laughs, and your ratings are what keep this madhouse going. Don’t forget to rate us and subscribe on Apple Podcasts or Spotify—and if you’re looking to sponsor the show, hit us up at contact@socoolshirts.com. We’d love to hear from you! Music & Extras: Intro Music:Clap to the DiscoHair BNB Commercial:HairTransitions:Whatever You LikeOutro Song:Thank You's: SoCool ShirtsAll In Jest Trivia with Josh ScrambleMiller Community TheatreMBACDMarshall J. Gardner Center ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Episode 2: Her Hole Had Lots of Visitors... Welcome back to the Miller Morning Madhouse, where Jerry Pancake and Josh Scramble keep things chaotic and unpredictable with another round of local drama, fan interactions, and, of course, hilarious weather updates. Hold on to your hats, because this episode goes off the rails fast! In this episode: Jerry Clemons,Flamingoemail inboxfan suggestions on new show characters.Jen Porkbelly-HamhockCommercials for: SoCool ShirtsSledgehammer LawMusical Highlights: Intro Music:Walkin' the Dog (Cover) asNick Danger: Jerry Clemons & Chad BurtonYouTubeWill it Go Round in CirclesShow Notes: Jerry ClemonsFlamingocharacter suggestionsJenny Porkbelly-Hamhock.SoCool ShirtsSledgehammer LawMarshall J. Gardner CenterAll In Jest Trivia with Josh ScrambleMiller Community TheatreMBACD ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Episode 1: What Had Happened Was... Welcome to Miller Morning Madhouse, the wildest ride in Miller Beach! Hosted by local legend Jerry Pancake and his trusty co-host Josh Scramble, this show dives into the hilarious, strange, and downright unbelievable stories from Miller Beach and beyond. It’s part local radio, part circus, and all madhouse. Whether you’re a die-hard local or just tuning in for the chaos, you're in for a wild time! In this episode: unbelievable story of how he forgot 9/11Little Billy Nailer,Hairless Hezakah,Thanks to Our Sponsers: Two Time Tony’s F**SoCool ShirtsMiller Morning MadhouseAll In Jest Trivia with Josh ScrambleMarshall J. Gardner CenterMiller Community TheatreMarshall J. Gardner CenterMBACDMusical Highlights: MesswaveRex BannerVan HalenThomas NewmanWeird Al YankovicCaptain JozBill HarrisonShow Notes: Miller Morning MadhouseSoCool ShirtsTwo Time Tony's FAll In Jest Trivia with Josh ScrambleMiller Community TheatreMBACDMarshall J. Gardner Center Please contact us at Contact us at 219-200-4280 or Contact@SoCoolShirts.com if you'd like to advertise on the show (Yes, we will give you a REAL commercial.) ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Get ready for a sneak peek into the wild world of Miller Morning Madhouse! This teaser introduces you to the hilarious chaos that’s about to unfold. Join hosts Jerry Pancake and Josh Scramble as they dive into the most ridiculous and unforgettable topics that only they could tackle. This madhouse has everything: Fuck ShedsLittle Billy NailerGetting over 9/11 because I forgotStories of Old Mrs. Johnson’s handiwork at her bed and breakfastAs if that wasn’t enough, it’s rated the Greatest Podcast Ever by Presidents (don’t ask which ones) and backed by the iconic SoCool Shirts. Presented and produced by the SoCool Podcast, this teaser is just a taste of the madness. We couldn’t do this without the support of the incredible Miller Beach community, and we’re so thankful for all your love and encouragement. The full episode drops on September 29th, so mark your calendars for a morning filled with laughs, questionable takes, and pure madness. Stay cool, Miller Beach! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

On the anniversary of my Dad’s death, here’s an episode devoted to him. Love you all. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★