Tom, Mike, and Amber Save the Multiverse

Tom obtains a mannequin. Amber runs Tom and Mike through a few rounds of Is It a Church, or A Weed Dispensary? Stick it in your vagankle and smoke it! Mike shares more weird trivia (talking points: the world toilet to mobile phone ratio is disparaging, which toothpaste is best to eat in a pinch?, the fifth dentist, are Bill and Brian Doyle Murray related to Milton S. Hershey?). Tom, Mike, and Amber receive an unwanted visitor. Tom leads Mike and Amber through a rousing exploration of terms which could be a sex act, or a fashion term. Amber's quiz of the week: what cartoon character are you? YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse Podbean: https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com Songs from the Multiverse: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0632Y5xxCRWiNTzPgJH9br?si=56e19f7b4b1a446a Help us save the multiverse! Join our Discord server today! https://discord.gg/EUH3z6PcJv Follow us! https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61577952535417 https://www.instagram.com/tmamultiverse/ #ComedyPodcast #AbsurdistHumor #NSFWPodcast #DarkHumor #vagankle #menshighheels #ChurchOrDispensary #toothpaste #bubblewrap #FashionTermOrSexAct #fashion #TMASM #Tasmaniacs #TomMikeAmber #IndiePodcasters #SupportIndieCreators

The proposed sequel to 101 Dalmatians was gonna be a really wild ride. Amber quizzes the boys on their knowledge of penacular terms (talking points include: You got patriarchy in my vagina, The Devil's Maypole, The Long Plum). Mike takes Tom and Amber through a tour of bizarre children's names bestowed by celebrities. Ed Sheehan's ridiculous ketchup tattoo. A brief tribute to Ozzy. What is a rumpus room? YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse Podbean: https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com Songs from the Multiverse: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0632Y5xxCRWiNTzPgJH9br?si=56e19f7b4b1a446a Help us save the multiverse! Join our Discord server today! https://discord.gg/EUH3z6PcJv Follow us! https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61577952535417 https://www.instagram.com/tmamultiverse/ #ComedyPodcast #AbsurdistHumor #NSFWPodcast #DarkHumor #Disney #101Dalmations #penis #EdSheerhan #Ozzy #Rumpus #TMASM #Tasmaniacs #TomMikeAmber #IndiePodcasters #SupportIndieCreators

The gang kicks things off with a spirited discussion about our ancestors watching them masturbate (pun totally intentional). Amber asks Tom and Mike to guess the phobia based on name alone, leading to frank discussions about the fear of skaters and emos, Oprah, George Washington's secret love of ice hockey, Nicole Kidman's REAL voice, Swifties Against Seagulls, and Jim Morrison's incomprehensible spoken word ramblings. Mike's segment, a series of monologues delivered in various characters as directed by Amber and Tom, nearly collapses several nearby parallel universes as an influx of Walkens converge on a single point in spacetime. Tom tests Mike and Amber on their knowledge of Extreme Fitness Techniques, including boofing tapeworms for weight loss. In this week's quiz, we discover what Tom, Mike, and Amber's superhero sidekick would be like. YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse Podbean: https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com Songs from the Multiverse: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0632Y5xxCRWiNTzPgJH9br?si=56e19f7b4b1a446a Help us save the multiverse! Join our Discord server today! https://discord.gg/EUH3z6PcJv Follow us! https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61577952535417 https://www.instagram.com/tmamultiverse/ #ComedyPodcast #AbsurdistHumor #NSFWPodcast #DarkHumor #Phobias #NicoleKidman #Walkenverse #ExtremeFitnessTechniques #SuperheroSidekicks#TMASM #Tasmaniacs #TomMikeAmber #IndiePodcasters #SupportIndieCreators

Things escalate quickly. Amber kicks things off with a dive into bizarre foreign idioms—some charming, some questionable, all extremely Amber. We talk baby ducks as projectiles, Mortal Kombat’s secret double beastiality ending, and why Tom is officially a monster. Also: thigh titties. You had to be there. Mike takes us on a nostalgic rampage through the strange artifacts of Gen-X childhood. We call Australia from an Amish payphone, confront the disturbing anatomy of Cap’n Crunch, and redefine the View-Master experience for the digital age. Spoiler: it’s now the View-Masturbator. Tom unveils his latest body-hacking technique: Gamma Wave Therapy. Think meditation meets gamma radiation meets vaguely illegal science. Side effects include: involuntary drive-by shaving, increased horniness, and launching footballs vaginally with kegel force. Also, he eats Pokémon now. No further questions. To close things out, Amber gives us a quiz to determine our ideal summer hobby—by designing a zoo. Tom outsources his art project entirely, Mike’s zoo may violate ethics laws, and Amber’s still the only one taking this seriously. YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse Podbean: https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com Songs from the Multiverse: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0632Y5xxCRWiNTzPgJH9br?si=56e19f7b4b1a446a Help us save the multiverse! Join our Discord server today! https://discord.gg/EUH3z6PcJv

In our inaugural episode, we cannonball straight into the deep end of the absurd. Amber tests Tom and Mike’s grasp of Victorian slang with a game of Real or Made Up? Mike proposes starting our own dictionary. We discuss magical grandma boobs, breakfast sausage moguls, and a public health crisis involving laughing pubic lice. Tom unveils his cutting-edge fitness regimen: Primal Lung Therapy—a blend of intermittent breathing, sprint-induced awakening, and water-screaming. It’s exactly what it sounds like. Mike brings the Internet to us with trivia so weird it has to be true: clouds are terrifyingly heavy, Jonathan the tortoise is basically immortal and obsessed with landlines, and bumblebee bats could overthrow society with cuteness alone. Oh, and SPAM? It doesn't actually stand for Shoulder of Pork and Ham. You’re welcome. Amber closes things out with a quiz to determine what emotionally compromised critter we are. Ketchup on mac and cheese? Discuss. Extreme coupon hoarders? Naturally. And one thing’s clear: Amber’s getting the most listener mail, and we’re all just living in her inbox. YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@TMAMultiverse Podbean: https://storytimewithtomandmike.podbean.com Songs from the Multiverse: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQcalQzDVAr1FVJ0uVVMi11XESJpo2RKW https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0632Y5xxCRWiNTzPgJH9br?si=56e19f7b4b1a446a Help us save the multiverse! Join our Discord server today! https://discord.gg/EUH3z6PcJv Email us! tmamultiverse@gmail.com

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Who eats nuts with tea? Topics include: a cheese quiz, followed by a refreshing cuppa; screaming with your mouth closed; Mike is delighted by the word "gaffer"; Amberf is asked to dress in the theme of "whimsical realness"; having sex with superheroes Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud https://discord.gg/EUH3z6PcJv https://www.tomandmike.com

What looks go well with lack of neck? Topics include: Big Ed from 90 Day Fiance is The Amazing Pud; Augmented Reality and Virtual Reality are still kinda bullshit; Tom undergoes a 36 hour fast; sports cards; Mario; Ralph Skywalker; never take Jesus to a waterpark; what Gen X will be like as elderly people; Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud https://discord.gg/EUH3z6PcJv https://www.tomandmike.com

"I'm Tim the Toolbag Taylor, and I approve this message." Topics include: Linux; Larry King's penis; ice cream fantasies; Clint Howard; Tom does NOT shave his eyebrows; facial tattoos; Tom explains the 'Coyote' thing a little more plainly; Sisyphus; Scientology Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud https://discord.gg/EUH3z6PcJv https://www.tomandmike.com

Tom changes his name. Mike brings very little to the table this week. Topics include: grocery store nazi; the afterlife; Tom invents a game to make mealtime for fun for his niece; very expensive breadsticks; a sad cheat meal; Tom's workout routine; why Tom likes to be called Coyote; Mike makes a move toward career satisfaction Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud https://discord.gg/EUH3z6PcJv https://www.tomandmike.com

Nobody says no to George. Topics include: being drunk is illegal in heaven; Mike thinks dermatologists are weird; lidocaine allergies and emergency toilet laundry; posture pals; healthy = happy; the Real Jesus; letting go of shit; Mike might be a werewolf; South Park; Mike sees no difference between REO Speedwagon and REM; Star Wars movies and merch; fetishes; AI generated images; vanity sizing; ordering food versus going to pick it up Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud https://discord.gg/EUH3z6PcJv https://www.tomandmike.com

Have an inane question? Ask ChatGPT! Topics include: do liquids have texture? (no, they do not); do farts propel poop? (yes, they do!); what does urine taste like?; Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon; Tom recieves Chick Tracts from some random stranger via postal mail; Jehovah's Witnesses; childhood friends; Mike performs first aid on a man attacked by a succubus; disappearing eyebrows; AIDS; Spotify; Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud https://discord.gg/EUH3z6PcJv

With prices like these, we'll do anything for some eggs! ANYTHING. Topics include: Mike enjoys a snack before the podcast; unnecessary smart devices; eating veggies; videos games; streaming media versus physical media; the cybertruck; the price of eggs; fucking big huge dogs; meth gators; Larry King's many marriages; sunglass fashion; urinal mistakes; a COVID retrospective Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud https://discord.gg/EUH3z6PcJv

Collecting the best of episodes 71 - 73. #ComedyPodcast #FunnyPodcast #PodcastComedy #IrreverentComedy #NSFWComedy #OffColorHumor #WeirdPodcast #ListenNow Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud https://discord.gg/EUH3z6PcJv https://www.tomandmike.com

It's the five year anniversary of our podcast! Join us as we do almost nothing to celebrate this. Topics include: who makes the the best chocolate?; biting down on coins; why you can't straight up punch a motherfucker anymore; jackass radar; standup comedy; we actually talk about the history of the podcast; eggs and other food; scrote cups; eating bugs; Mike Patton; Happy Gilmore 2; Tom accidentally buys a McDonald's uniform; hash slaves; beer; Mike's plans for upgrading his recording space #ComedyPodcast #FunnyPodcast #PodcastComedy #IrreverentComedy #NSFWComedy #OffColorHumor #WeirdPodcast #ListenNow Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud https://discord.gg/EUH3z6PcJv https://www.tomandmike.com https://www.youtube.com/@gamingwithtommike

Riiiiiight on it. Topics include: YouTube thinks Tom is a femboy; piss troughs; Japan; Choose Your Own Adventure books; Mike stands up for the dignity of gay people; beer tiers; Mex-Italian fusion cuisine; getting ready for the podcast's five year anniversary; could you handle three days of uninterrupted hiccuping?; scrotumatronics #ComedyPodcast #FunnyPodcast #PodcastComedy #IrreverentComedy #NSFWComedy #OffColorHumor #WeirdPodcast #ListenNow #PissTroughs #ChooseYourOwnAdventure #BeerSnobs #MexItalian #Scrotumatronics #FemboyConfusion Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud ***************************************************** VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE! https://www.tomandmike.com ***************************************************** Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/@gamingwithtommike

I FOUND THE MEATLOAF! Topics include: hole in the magnetosphere and the coming pole shift; Mike does not own the prerequisite pants to become the Incredible Hulk; get those shoes signed!; Tom performs a dissertation on Mike's farts; Elevator Game; Tom's army of child super soldiers; what mural would you paint on your house?; what kind of cat are Tom, Mike, and Amber as a collective?; a tasteless, hilarious joke; Mike's new air fryer #podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #magnetosphere #poleshift #IncredibleHulk #farts #giantess #murals #childsoldiers Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud ***************************************************** VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE! https://www.tomandmike.com ***************************************************** Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/@gamingwithtommike

That thing about the snapping turtles is totally true, BTW. Topics include: standup comedy; Watching Amy Shumer Until I Laugh; the Hawk Tuah girl is suing people for no reason; Rachael Gunn; degloving your penis; cheese commercials about adult illiteracy; Gwar; Jim Morrison died of snapping turtles; things become heated leading up to and including Song of the Week; Charles Manson; ASMR (Sneaker Sex); Brandon is bootycalled or something by a D-List celebrity See the full Gilbert Gottfried video here: https://youtu.be/4zDf_sKMUeA?si=1P0NPuayQa2PsV9h #podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #GilbertGottfriedRealVoice #HawkTuahgirl #RachaelGunn #JimMorrison #ASMR #CharlesManson Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud ***************************************************** VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE! https://www.tomandmike.com ***************************************************** Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/@gamingwithtommike

It was a cough, I tell you! Topics include: Mike gets really high; Gemini AI goes insane and tells a user to die; our dystopian present and future; vajankles; Reese's Peanut Butter Cunt; Hershey's Chocolate World; what's up with kids running the air conditioning in the dead of winter?; fake it until you do not make it; gingers #podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #weed #stoner #GeminiAI #dystopia #HersheyChocolateWorld #HersheyPark #airconditioning #gingers Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud ***************************************************** VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE! https://www.tomandmike.com ***************************************************** Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/@gamingwithtommike

Take your little milk and cookies and get the fuck out of here! Topics include: the Slap Heard 'Round the World; craft candy; various December holidays in 2024; new traditions; put the 'mas; back in Christmas; double butts; Tom bastardizes Christianity again; terrible holiday songs; gift giving, receiving, and insufferable spoiled brats; I'm buying pantyhose for ME!; Kurt Cobain's massive cockarms; lovely foreign insults; Richard Peterson #podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #OrangeCreamsicle #craftcandy #decemberholidays #winterholidays #giftgiving #KurtCobainQuotes #RichardPeterson Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud ***************************************************** VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE! https://www.tomandmike.com ***************************************************** Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/@gamingwithtommike