Story Time with Tom & Mike

The question is not, should I buy one of those things with the camera on them that you can stick into your ear; the question is, can I stick it in my pee hole? Topics include: birds of prey; getting old; eye-to-dick coordination; the 2024 solar eclipse; drinking; Caitlyn Jenner; earwax cameras; #podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #eagles #birdsofprey #aging #gettingold #2024eclipse #OJSimpson #CaitlynJenner #earwaxcameras Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud ***************************************************** VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE! https://www.tomandmike.com ***************************************************** Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/@gamingwithtommike

I can't even get a decent 5G signal up here!!! Topics include: was Jesus a zombie or a lich?; aliens and space travel; was Bob Ross a serial killer?; Ferris Bueller's Day Off; Reginald Vel Johnson; separating the art from the artist; Paul Blart Mall Cop 2; Dan Schneider and the plight of child actors; remaking bad movines into good ones; Nicholas Cage #podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #Jesuslich #extraterrestrials #interstellartravel #BobRoss #BobRossserialkiller #FerrisBuellersDayOff #ReginaldVelJohnson #DanSchneider #NicholasCage Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud ***************************************************** VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE! https://www.tomandmike.com ***************************************************** Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/@gamingwithtommike

Mike looks like Goldilocks in this episode. If you're only listening to the podcast, you obviously won't see that, but if you're watching it on YouTube, maybe it'll distract the fuck out of you like it did Tom. Topics include: names for toes; sexual feng shui; Andrew Tate; playing a didgeridoo; cats #podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #AndrewTate #didgeridoo Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud ***************************************************** VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE! https://www.tomandmike.com ***************************************************** Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/@gamingwithtommike

"Funny, kinda heavy, and then adorable." Mike's take on this week's episode. Topics include: various types of pudding; dukage; MIMAL; Vermin Supreme; Steven Seagal; some dude creepin' on Mike's steeze; thorazine dick; stone soup; AI; conservative family moves to Russia and immediately regret it; Tucker Carlson/Putin interview; Jon Stewart; a dose of cuteness #podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #pudding #MIMAL #VerminSupreme #StevenSeagal #TuckerCarlson #JonStewart Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud ***************************************************** VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE! https://www.tomandmike.com ***************************************************** Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/@gamingwithtommike

Hey!!! I was listening to that AM radio station! Topics include: Smurf porn; internet smack talk; thanks, I'm cured!; Valentines Day; we get locked into a food spiral; Lego Masters and other Nerd Artisans; Red Dwarf; fishboots; thieves steal 200 foot radio tower that was actively transmitting in AM; #podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #smurfporn #valentinesday #LegoMasters #RedDwarf #thievesstealradiotower Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud ***************************************************** VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE! https://www.tomandmike.com ***************************************************** Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/@gamingwithtommike

Have you ever eaten a Slimehead? What about a Whore Egg? Topics include: Richards Simmons shrunk down into jerky; One Girl, One Brownie Recipe; peak dad; the Slimehead Family; Fairuza Balk's juicy center; #podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #RoyalJester #RichardSimmons #poopbrownies #dadjokes #slimehead #orangeroughy #FairuzaBalk Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud ***************************************************** VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE! https://www.tomandmike.com ***************************************************** Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/@gamingwithtommike

We've had technical difficulties before, but this was the first time we've had to record the end of the podcast on another day. Topics include: Tom goes to a Tool concert; two bags of shoes; what do trenchcoats remind you of?; Hunter S. Thompson sightings; the Balldo; ripped Grimace; haunted smart devices; Deobra Reddie; Two Truths and a Lie; some dude pissed in Mike's front yard #podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #Tool #ToolBand #clothingtheft #trenchcoat #HunterSThompson #Balldo #Grimace #DeobraRedden #TwoTruthsAndALie Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud ***************************************************** VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE! https://www.tomandmike.com ***************************************************** Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/@gamingwithtommike

It's a new year, and that means the same old bullshit! Topics include: Mike get sick and temporarily gains a superpower; the January gym rush; bad movies and good television; beating bad habits; Pre Malone; Only Fans trash; Don Cheadle as Captain Planet; Crisco kisses #podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #januarygymrush #badhabits #postmalone #onlyfans Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud ***************************************************** VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE! https://www.tomandmike.com ***************************************************** Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/@gamingwithtommike

Collecting episodes 68 through 70. Bits and segments included: Grundle Tales; Human Blunderbuss; Butt Plugs are for Everyone; Desiccated Plums; Preheating a Microwave; Must Be a Lie; Jimmy Horrible; Brown; The Funk; "Yeah, right!"; I Don't Need Your Fucking Charity; The Rootin’, Tootinest Lawyer in the West; Mike's Spy Cam Network; Bingo Gang; Barn Squirrels 'n' Chimney Bats!; Vampire Pussy #podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #bestof Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud ***************************************************** VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE! https://www.tomandmike.com ***************************************************** Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/@gamingwithtommike

Its that time again! BE SURE TO JOIN US ON NEW YEAR'S EVE AT 11 PM EASTERN STANDARD TIME AS WE STREAM LIVE FROM GAMING WITH TOM & MIKE: https://www.youtube.com/live/1uAS6VXF0PM?si=_TLhw5xAJUuV7KfL Topics include: holiday equity; Santa is more plausible than Jesus; Santa whupped a dude's ass; favorite Christmas memories; weight loss; wearing cologne at the gym; Nickelback likes your feet; what if Santa peed in Frosty's puddle?; Santa's eternal torment; ripping on the Amish yet again; apes are strong #podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #Santa #Jesus #ChristmasMemories #weightloss #Nickelback #Amish Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud ***************************************************** VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE! https://www.tomandmike.com ***************************************************** Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/@gamingwithtommike

Tom gets very drunk on Mad Elf. Topics include: that Folger's commercial... you know, THAT one; pet stories; analog kids in a digital age; the in's and out's of being a bald person; Masons #podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #thatfolgerscommercial #pets #masons Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud ***************************************************** VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE! https://www.tomandmike.com ***************************************************** Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/@gamingwithtommike

He stood there, his mustache resplendent, his red hot member waving madly in the air. And then somebody shot him. It was fucked. Topics include: vitamin C dreams; deli adventures; the resurgence of DVD players; steroid use; Deadwood; having a cool jean jacket; cashing that paycheck; #podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #vitaminc #dvdplayer #steroids #deadwood #nickofferman #jeanjackets #paycheck #IRONREAGAN #AllTheSaints #ProfessorElemental #AldoNova Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud ***************************************************** VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE! https://www.tomandmike.com ***************************************************** Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/@gamingwithtommike

Due to a serious equipment failure, the podcast will be on break for awhile. I'll be posting updates whenever possible.

This episode originally featured an argument which wasn't funny enough to keep. There are undercurrents of it throughout the episode, see if you can guess what it was about! Topics include: Dr. Pimple Popper; Gilbert Gottfried's real voice (legitimate source); huggist; somebody farts on Mike for a change; a lotta work for not a lotta meat; choking on fish bones; the Five Nights at Freddy's movie; Tom's comedy rage; what does 'woke' mean?; Thanksgiving and Christmas decorations; Mike explains embroidery; Big Nose George #podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #drpimplepopper #gilbertgottfried #fivenightsatfreddys #embroidery #bignosegeorge #ChicksOnSpeed #AlienWeaponry Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud ***************************************************** VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE! https://www.tomandmike.com ***************************************************** Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/@gamingwithtommike

We completely lose our shit and start talking about anally inserted butts. Listen to Mike and Brandon's new podcast, Milkin' It, here: https://www.spreaker.com/episode/57417524 Topics include: Mike is accosted my Laura Engels era maidens at a Les Claypool show; cheesesteak/cheese stick/cheese snake/cheesedick; Milkin' It; the proper pronunciation of "tour"; Jeffery; birds with boobie names; grocery store hijinks; chugging honey; Don't be a bird, bro, or you'll have a short life; You scream, I scream; butt docking; school fundraising; radioactive Chinese food; #podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #MichaelStipe #NatalieMerchant #EddieCochran #AtTheDriveIn #birds #iwalkedbobdylanonstage #schoolfundraising Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud ***************************************************** VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE! https://www.tomandmike.com ***************************************************** Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/@gamingwithtommike

Mike relentlessly farts his way through life and refuses to apologize for it any longer. Meanwhile, Tom wants to do away with the need to dispose of bodily waste. Topics include: Ten Years After; Static-X; Tom takes his nephew to his first show; going back to the gym; New Game Plus IRL; pork at work; Yuengling Lager is overrated; sports fans; A Nightmare Before Christmas; Jared Fogel; what if Chris Hansen turned out to be a predator?; Mad Magazine paperbacks; magazines #podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #TenYearsAfter #StaticX #gym #NewGamePlus #YuenglingLager #sportsfans #NightmareBeforeChristmas #JaredFogel #ChrisHansen #MadMagazine #magazines Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud ***************************************************** VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE! https://www.tomandmike.com ***************************************************** Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/@gamingwithtommike

We tried. We really did. But we just can't keep on topic long enough to be properly SpOoKy! We would like to dedicate this episode to the memory of Rodrigo Moro. Rest in Peace, buddy. Topics include: is gore considered horror?; trick or treating in the 80s versus today; mental health meals; once you become a ghost, you gotta answer to other ghosts for shit they saw you do; grow your own tobacco; the closet of no return; House of Leaves; dreams in the witch apartment; dreams; drawing boobs in school; church; we didn't do an improv; Giant Antarctic Cryptid Spiders; Artie Shaw; Memotone; Fallout lore and the Demon Core #podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #Halloween #trickortreat #ghosts #tobacco #creepycloset #HouseOfLeaves #witch #dreams #church #AntarcticCryptid Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud Spooky Ride by Twin Musicom is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Source: http://www.twinmusicom.org/song/250/spooky-ride Artist: http://www.twinmusicom.org ***************************************************** VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE! https://www.tomandmike.com ***************************************************** Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/@gamingwithtommike

Who knew the Amish were such a rich vein of comedy? Topics include: Trivium; Taylor Swift; Tom's resolution: more rock tees, tats, and shows; Beeker is a huge pervert; fantostomy bag; Are Tacos Sandwiches? - An Improv Sketch; cereal + milk = soup?; a definition for Walking Taco; The Amish Dick Punch #podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #Trivium #TaylorSwift #rockshows #rocktees #tattoos #tacos #AreTacosSandwiches #Amish Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud ***************************************************** VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE! https://www.tomandmike.com ***************************************************** Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/@gamingwithtommike

After two wholesome episodes in a row, I guess we needed to get some of the nasty out, because right out of the gate we're like 120 miles an hour with the toilet humor. You love it. Topics include: piss reduction; poop schedules; McDonalds; working at Hardee's; Boris (an improv game); The Hu; Death From Above 1979; guitars; Halloween decorations; EMP gun; No Pants Dance Off #podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #poop #pooping #McDonalds #Hardees #BorisImprov #TheHu #DeathFromAbove1979 #guitars #HalloweenDecorations #NoPantsDanceOff Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud ***************************************************** VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE! https://www.tomandmike.com ***************************************************** Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/@gamingwithtommike

In this super-long travelogue, Tom's nephew tells of his visit to Japan. It's a tale of daring, adventure, and an astonishing lack of self-preservation. #podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #Japan #travel #travelogue #exploration #comingofage #JohnHughes Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud ***************************************************** VISIT OUR OFFICIAL SITE! https://www.tomandmike.com ***************************************************** Check out our let's play channel, Gaming with Tom & Mike: https://www.youtube.com/@gamingwithtommike