I start out with a Controversial Topic, and then I spin straight into some other depressive stuff, but what do you expect? Something different or better? Bad decision on your part. Follow me on Twitter or Snapchat if you'd like.
Back again, just in the nick of time! Really burnin' it up over here. Treading down some paths and walking over others. These words mean nothing, really. Just listen. Follow me on Twitter if you care to.
Pistachio is back and breader than butter! What did I just say to me, punk?! Get back here with that dirty, dirty maw and allow me to provoke it with my harsh gams! Good luck paging your secretary without your lipservice to do you swell. What. Did I just have a Word Stroke? Hm. Follow me on Twitter if you care to.