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Susan From Scratch

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United States

Language:

English


Episodes

18: Banan-o-vision

9/12/2018
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In which Susan receives specific insight into her future receipt of that most delightful of edible yellowfruits, and considers, but does not in the end buy, his one good soup. Bruce Willis is also briefly discussed.

Duration:00:19:32

17: Spleen two

9/6/2018
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In which Susan attracts the attention of two competing medical experts, and everything is generally up in the air.

Duration:00:15:47

16: The Clandestine Gourmand

8/29/2018
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In which Susan witnesses the building of a monument to an old... friend, utilizes her scent-proofing skills to sneak her own culinary creations into enemy restaurants, and goes undercover with the artichicks.

Duration:00:23:20

15: Spatch and Loof

8/23/2018
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In which Susan finds her life's calling, and possibly the fountain of youth.

Duration:00:25:18

14: Pierres

8/15/2018
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In which Susan's time on the goat farm comes to an extreme conclusion, some pick up lines are tried (and fail), and Susan gains a few unexpected housemates.

Duration:00:18:23

13: Be careful!

8/8/2018
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In which Susan plays a dangerous game with fire, considers the potential uses of a certain male product, and becomes an accidental expert on the deep, mysterious rituals of bears.

Duration:00:26:22

12: Skelly

8/1/2018
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In which Susan is disappointed by a skelly.

Duration:00:18:38

11: Just boogle it

7/25/2018
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In which Susan finds a way to take some of the pressure off at the San Diego Zoo, buys a pocket square (nothing more to be said about that), and makes the most out of a passing resemblance to an ailing broadway star.

Duration:00:21:42

10: Bob

7/18/2018
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In which Susan has several encounters with a nefarious villain, deals steadfastly with the repercussions of threatening to unmask the fiend, and is, in the end, victorious.

Duration:00:25:37

9: McStuffins

7/11/2018
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In which Susan picks up a pet, or possibly a friend, unfortunately ends up repeating herself, and begins (but definitely does not finish) having an uncle.

Duration:00:24:36

8: Susan nets a man

7/4/2018
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In which Susan endures a kitchen catastrophe and makes a true fool of herself in the name of love (or at least lust).

Duration:00:26:11

7: Beef and Cheese

6/27/2018
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In which Susan is dealt some bland and uninspiring memories along with a mildly debilitating personal affliction.

Duration:00:22:33

6: Goat Sommelier

6/20/2018
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In which Susan trains her farmyard skills, perhaps overhears a few choice conversations, gets totally blown out, and loves it.

Duration:00:30:35

5: Il Tacchino

6/13/2018
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In which Susan finds herself in a foreign land, is defeated in battle, learns hard lessons, equips herself with the great weapon, battles once again, and eventually has to face up to reality.

Duration:00:14:01

4: Hit me up, Jaleel White

6/6/2018
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In which Susan buys a racially insensitive bouquet, meets an old acquaintance in an unexpected place, and is forced to dispatch insects in the classic fashion.

Duration:00:30:57

3: Dispatches from blonde horse

5/30/2018
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In which susan rides a carousel, staples her fingers together for personal reasons, and performs unspeakable and immoral acts with a set of stoneware mugs.

Duration:00:37:44

2: Goodbye Phillip Winston

5/23/2018
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In which Susan takes up the side hustle of Ouija, tussles with an unexpected housemate, and experiences a great deal of unfocused disgust.

Duration:00:34:40

1: Yacht Club Hobinson

5/18/2018
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In which Susan meets a salty man of the sea, goes on an unadvised date, and discovers the trouble with avocados.

Duration:00:35:57

Introduction

5/18/2018
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Just to start things off, we talk a little about who we are and why we want to instantiate a person. This would be a good place to start if you've forgotten your 6th grade history class on instantiation.

Duration:00:10:02