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'Ted Talks' - The Ted Hanky Podcast

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An improvised comedy podcast from Middlesbrough comedian Ted Hanky and his trusty sidekick Mala. Described as "Very Vic & Bob" by many faithful listeners, the podcast features sketch, parody, and plenty of surreal characters and offbeat discussions. Often very rude in content. *Not for the easily offended* A Shoe Cake Comedy Production

An improvised comedy podcast from Middlesbrough comedian Ted Hanky and his trusty sidekick Mala. Described as "Very Vic & Bob" by many faithful listeners, the podcast features sketch, parody, and plenty of surreal characters and offbeat discussions. Often very rude in content. *Not for the easily offended* A Shoe Cake Comedy Production

Location:

United Kingdom

Description:

An improvised comedy podcast from Middlesbrough comedian Ted Hanky and his trusty sidekick Mala. Described as "Very Vic & Bob" by many faithful listeners, the podcast features sketch, parody, and plenty of surreal characters and offbeat discussions. Often very rude in content. *Not for the easily offended* A Shoe Cake Comedy Production

Language:

English


Episodes

‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - It's ... THE FINAL EPISODE!

5/19/2021
It's a sad day as the podcast finally comes to an end after 10 series and 97 episodes, WOW!! Ted and Mala emotionally reflect on their time recording the show ... but still find time to discuss the upcoming Olympics and some of its rather suspect sporting events. Listen until the end as a lot of the shows characters who have featured at some point in the 97 episodes bid a fond farewell. Thank you to everyone who has listened, shared, and contributed to the show. LOVE YOU LOADS!! There...

Duration:00:38:08

‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - Caravan Club

5/12/2021
In this weeks show Ted and Mala look back on their holidays as young lads to the Costa Brava and the Caravan Club in Blackpool, Ted creates a new dystopian comic book character called 'NonceKnife', and it's the season finale of The Rockliffe Files. Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher. You can sign up to the TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... it's full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive content. Click this link for more...

Duration:00:40:47

‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - The Return of the Offshore Elders

5/5/2021
This week the lads reflect back on some amazing times in The Mall nightclub in Stockton .... Mala kicks off about bad shop worker craic, and Ted pulls apart the lazy world of Super Mario. Plus, the Offshore Boys are back and have been summoned before the Offshore Elders for a very special job offer. Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher. You can sign up to the TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... it's full of fantastic offers, free...

Duration:00:36:40

‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - Mild Green Dairy Liquid

4/28/2021
This week Mala has a very important statement on a new breakaway league from the Teesside Doggers Association, Ted shares his desire to become an influencer, and the lads reflect on their time on hit BBC1 quiz show 'Pointless'. Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher. You can sign up to the TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... it's full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive content. Click this link for more info:...

Duration:00:36:54

‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - Play with me Pukki

4/21/2021
This week Ted and Mala talk about their recent beer garden experience, share some interesting stats about Middlesbrough F.C, and promote Nasir's new sun tan lotion for him. Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher. You can sign up to the TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... it's full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive content. Click this link for more info: https://www.patreon.com/tedhankycomedy NB: If every listener donated...

Duration:00:37:44

‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - Fun House

4/14/2021
This week Ted and Mala talk ... weather moaners, dogging on a BMX & Sinclair C5, HRH The Duke of Edinburgh, and that time the Offshore Boys went on Pat Sharpe's 'Fun House'. Ted also announces his new podcast for the Euro's. Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher. You can sign up to the TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... it's full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive content. Click this link for more info:...

Duration:00:38:20

‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - CrossFit Christ

4/7/2021
It's an Easter special and Ted & Mala share the real truth about who actually invented CrossFit. The lads also reflect on their time with Dale Winton on Supermarket Sweep. Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher. You can sign up to the TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... it's full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive content. Click this link for more info: https://www.patreon.com/tedhankycomedy NB: If every listener donated...

Duration:00:32:26

‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - Hayley's Sausage

3/31/2021
This week Ted & Mala discuss: top soap opera flange, a Mad Max style experience they both once had down at Soccer Sensations, and reflect on their time on two primetime television shows. Not for the easily offended .... or Doyles. Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher. You can sign up to the TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... it's full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive content. Click this link for more info:...

Duration:00:33:45

‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - Thornaby Rangers

3/24/2021
This week Ted & Mala have been afternoon drinking and reminiscing about the good old days playing football for Thornaby Rangers and how Branco was forced out of the Boro for constantly splitting the footy socks (Get well soon Branco). The Offshore Boys pop up on TV show 'Bargain Hunt' and Doyle & Co are flogging Bitcoin. Cracking stuff as always. Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher. You can sign up to the TED HANKY PATRON...

Duration:00:39:57

‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - The Nookie Monster

3/17/2021
This week Ted & Mala discuss a Blind Date/Naked Attraction hybrid TV show which includes a rather "different" role for 'Our Graham'. Billy Mac shares his new political message, Ted reflects on a charity squash match with Bono and pitches a new invention idea to help deal with the prejudice of imitating certain accents. The lads also reminisce on their time spent on hit TV show Dragons Den. Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google &...

Duration:00:36:26

‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - BRITAIN NEEDS FLANGE

3/10/2021
This week Ted & Mala are furious with refereeing slap head Gavin Ward and share some potential dirty tactics to get one over on incompetent referees in the future. Ted also pitches his new TV talent show 'BRITAIN NEEDS FLANGE' and The Offshore Boys feature in the grand final of Masterchef. Splendid fun as always! Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher. You can sign up to the TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... it's full of fantastic...

Duration:00:42:58

‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - Offshore Attraction

3/3/2021
This week Ted & Mala talk about the pubs re-opening, Julie's resemblance to the Ugandan Giant 'Kamala', and the recent landing on Mars. Plus - The Offshore Boys appear on Channel 4's Naked Attraction and Ted answers all your questions on the 'Ask Ted' part of the show. Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher. You can sign up to the TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... it's full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive...

Duration:00:51:17

‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - A Loophole for Scruffers

2/24/2021
Ted and Mala discuss finance loopholes for scruffers, Mala shares his disgusting plans for his nursing home retirement, and Ted welcomes back to the show hit feature 'Ask Ted' where the listeners questions are answered open and honestly! Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher. You can sign up to the TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... it's full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive content. Click this link for more info:...

Duration:00:46:39

'Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - DISGRACEBOOK!

2/17/2021
Ted is not happy!! He's been given a Facebook ban for reasons unknown!! Ted and Mala therefore insist on ranking their top 5 social media platforms... but where will Disgracebook now rank? Also, Barry and Pybo pop up on The Antiques Roadshow ..... Weeeellll. Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher. You can sign up to the TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... it's full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive content. Click this...

Duration:00:42:02

'Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - MALLARD

2/10/2021
Weeeellll .... it's all about Mala this week. First of all we hear his latest conspiracy theory, then he introduces a new music game and insists Ted plays it ... he even highjacks the advert bit of the show for his own new cop drama 'Mallard'. The mans a crank! ..... It's still a great show though :) Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher. You can sign up to the TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... it's full of fantastic offers, free...

Duration:00:46:56

Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - 80's Cartoons

2/3/2021
Mala has been home schooling Broadbacks bairn, Ted gets nostalgic about 80's cartoons, and the lads pitch the idea of 'Cheers - The Porno'. This weeks episode also features behind the scenes Boro docu-soap 'The Rockcliffe Files' where Neil Warlock and Stevie Gibbo are introducing two new players to the match day squad. Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher. You can sign up to the TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... it's full of...

Duration:00:47:12

‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - The Eye of Fry

1/27/2021
Weeellll ... Ted and Mala are furious about the piss poor refereeing from Dean Whitestone in the Boro v Blackburn game .... poor Dael Fry ... now the only cyclops centre back in the Championship. Also ... the word nonce is mentioned way too much, the lads talk film titles that could have/should have changed, lockdown haircuts, and those silly lips all the lasses seem to have these days.... it's a beauty! Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean,...

Duration:00:47:45

‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - A 90's Night Out

1/20/2021
No waffle - no gimmicks this week as Ted and Mala discuss the one thing they would love to see back on Teesside .... there's some fantastic suggestions, some excellent reminiscing, and some very funny stories! Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher. You can sign up to the TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... it's full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive content. Click this link for more info:...

Duration:00:48:40

‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - Fishy Goths

1/13/2021
This week ... Ted and Mala share techniques for taking a poo in a lasses en-suite toilet and how sex scenes on TV and in films should be made more realistic. Mala also has a huge rant about a Whitby Vicar and fishy smelling goths! The lads also air the new trailer from 'Offshore Boys Productions'... 'Karate Kidda' Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google & Stitcher. You can sign up to the TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME ..... it's full of fantastic...

Duration:00:38:49

‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - The Serpent

1/6/2021
This week ... Ted and Mala preview the big moments coming up in 2021, they talk in detail about the cracking flange from Hawkwind, and share their disgust at the sale of Psyche. Plus Ted reviews the hit BBC1 drama 'The Serpent' because he looks like the main the fella in it with class hair and handsome looks n'tha. The lads also air the new trailer from the first ever film from 'Offshore Boys Productions'. Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean,...

Duration:00:43:46