The Absurd Podcast

Sir Chase rants about the Grammy's, asshole realtors, and nonsense social media campaigns. Then he discusses lightning crotch and cancelling Dr. Seuss. Check out Amazon for Sir Chase's books. Check out TeePublic and Threadless for merch. Check out Knight Watch Publishing for writing, art, and the Church of Boobism.

Sir Chase rants about news coverage, rock balancing, the NBA, the Simpsons, and pregnant farts. Then he finishes the show by naming his favorite black-led rock/metal bands (he forgot Killswitch Engage because he's a terrible person). Check out Amazon for Sir Chase's books. Check out TeePublic and Threadless for merch. Check out Knight Watch Publishing for art, writing, and the Church of Boobism.

Sir Chase rants about Facebook censorship, his over-sharing ass clown daughter, political nonsense, and Gina Carano. Check out TeePublic and Threadless for merch. Check out Amazon for Sir Chase's books. Check out Knight Watch Publishing for art, writing, and the Church of Boobism.

Sir Chase is back in 2021 to discuss the state of the country, coughing in public, and people who are allergic to themselves. Check out merch and t-shirts at Teepublic and Threadless Check out Sir Chase's books at Amazon Check out Knight Watch Publishing for the Church of Boobism, writing, and art.

Sir Chase is back to talk about vacation, running a marathon, feeling empathy for Captain Hook, and poop anxiety. Check out TeePublic for merch. Check out Amazon for Sir Chase's books. Check out Knight Watch Publishing for writing, art, and the Church of Boobism.

Sir Chase talks poop trauma, celebrity hypocrisy, and the inflatable Earth of his apocalypse dreams. Check out TeePublic and Threadless for merch. Check out Amazon for Sir Chase's books. Check out Church of Boobism for the fastest growing religion this side of Palm Springs.

Sir Chase discusses rooting for his favorite football team, Joe "Mermaid Man" Biden, and sneezing at the urinal. Check out TeePublic and Threadless for merch. Check out Amazon for Sir Chase's books. Check out Church of Boobism for the fastest growing religion today.* *Not actually the fastest growing religion today

Sir Chase rants about lying liars that lie, unhealthy turd people, and his very wise but very intrusive toddler. Check out TeePublic or Threadless for merch. Check out Amazon for Sir Chase's books. Check out Church of Boobism for your religious needs.

Sir Chase discusses the stupidity of politics, a conspiracy involving Apple shuffle, and a pooptastic biking disaster. Check out TeePublic and Threadless for merch and art prints. Check out Amazon for Sir Chase's books. Check out Church of Boobism for your religious needs.

Sir Chase discusses saving the world through social media, "hangry" violence, and his top hip hop albums of all time. Check out TeePublic and Threadless for merch and art prints. Check out Amazon for Sir Chase's books. Check out Knight Watch Publishing for writing, art, and the Church of Boobism.

Sir Chase discusses his child's television habits, booths of silence in restaurants, and a new deterrent for protestors. Subscribe and tell a friend! Check out Amazon for Sir Chase's books. Check out TeePublic or Threadless for merch. Check out Knight Watch Publishing for writing, art, and the Church of Boobism.

Sir Chase discusses the recent protests and anti-police sentiments. Then he discusses strange restaurant policies and his daughter's hardcore pooping progress. Check out Knight Watch Publishing for art, writing, and the Church of Boobism. Check out Amazon for Sir Chase's books. Check out TeePublic or Threadless for merch.

Sir Chase talks wiping his butt during a pandemic, inventing a buffet, and dealing with a toddler/monster. Check out Knight Watch Publishing for art, writing, and The Church of Boobism. Check out Amazon for Sir Chase's books. Check out TeePublic and Threadless for merch and art prints.

Tony Reyes stops by via audio communication device to discuss quarantine parenting, fitness, loving (or hating) humanity, and nefarious midgets. Check out Knight Watch Publishing for art, writing, and the Church of Boobism. Check out Amazon for Sir Chase's books. Check out TeePublic or Threadless for merch and art prints.

Sir Chase rants about Turkmenistan, his rude toddler, and hyper-partisan butt munchers. Then he discusses his new favorite hobby, depression, and a new urinal that is probably laughing at his wiener. Check out Amazon for Sir Chase's books. Check out Knight Watch Publishing for art, writing, and The Church of Boobism. Check out TeePublic or Threadless for merch.

On this new rant-tastic episode, Sir Chase discusses stupid Coronavirus laws, the fall of Bernie "The Commie Zombie" Sanders, reasons The Shield sucks, and a very angry and strange person he recently met. Oh...and the days are beautiful. Check out Knight Watch Publishing for writing, art, and The Church of Boobism. Check out Amazon for Sir Chase's books. Check out TeePublic or Threadless for merch.

Sir Chase is back to rant about quarantine, weed hoarders, weird white people sports, and trespassing cats. Check out Knight Watch Publishing for writing, art, and The Church of Boobism. Check out Amazon for Sir Chase's books. Check out TeePublic or Threadless for merch.

Sir Chase rants about Coronavirus, socialists, and St. Patrick's Day. Then he dives into how confusing offended people are and provides tips on how to recognize girl farts. Check out Amazon for Sir Chase's books. Check out TeePublic for merch. Check out Knight Watch Publishing for art, writing, and the Church of Boobism.

Sir Chase discusses his daughter's obsession with arm bumps and notorious friend-pooper Blippi. Then he rants about art commissions, Walmart shoppers, and a recent turd masterpiece. Lastly, he tells you how much he can't stand Elizabeth Warren and tells you about Lulu the spider. Check out Knight Watch Publishing for writing, art, and the Church of Boobism. Check out Amazon for Sir Chase's books. Check out TeePublic for shirt designs and merch.

This new episode actually works! Sir Chase talks computer problems and training for a marathon. Then he rants about a recent online purchase and his wife poking his face to test her new iPhone. Finally, he discusses a new development in his daughter's life and Green Giant's giant broccoli wiener. Check out Knight Watch Publishing for writing, art, and the Church of Boobism. Check out TeePublic for merch. Check out Amazon for Sir Chase's books. Subscribe to this podcast and leave a...