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We are those guys in the back of the theatre that trash the good movies, and absolutely destroy the bad ones.

We are those guys in the back of the theatre that trash the good movies, and absolutely destroy the bad ones.
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We are those guys in the back of the theatre that trash the good movies, and absolutely destroy the bad ones.

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English


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Highlights from the Back Row: Part 2

1/14/2019
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Now on to part 2 of the clip show that was too action packed to fit into one special episode, the boys will be back next week with their first movie of the new year. 0:50-7:57 Halloween 8:00-24:18 Halloween III 24:21- 33:26 Hocus Pocus 33:30- 44:08 Under Siege 44:14-45:07 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 45:10-53:30. Rocky IV 53:34- 57:37 Batman and Robin 57:39-1:03:34 Die Hard 1:03:38-1:10:23 Rudolph 1:10:27-1:15:53 Home Alone 1:15:55-1:20:17 Jingle all the Way Please rate...

Duration:01:20:41

Highlights from the Back Row: Part 1

1/8/2019
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The boys are still hungover from New Years, so instead enjoy some Dick clips recapping some of our more irrelevant banter from our first year. 1:02-12:28- Jurassic Park 12:34-20:54- Jurassic Park II 20:59-27:15- Footloose 27:20-30:54- Dirty Dancing 30:57-37:35- Road House 37:38-40:26- Red Dawn 40:30-42:51- Ghost 42:54-52:18- Child’s Play 52:24-53:20- Bride of Chucky Please rate and review, and if you want to be part of the show, follow us on social media on our Facebook page at...

Duration:00:53:54

Episode 20: Jingle all the Way (1996)

12/23/2018
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In our last Christmas movie of the month, the gang covered the Arnold movie that no one revisits: Jingle all the Way. There’s a reason why no one watches this movie… Few things to cover: Is Arnold the Mattress King of Minneapolis? Can Arnold or Max pronounce Minneapolis correctly? How dumb is Arnold’s family; does his son not know what D-0-L-L means, and why doesn’t the son or Rita Wilson not recognize Arnold at the end of the movie? He is only wearing a visor! Also, how much prison time...

Episode 19: Home Alone (1990)

12/18/2018
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In week 3 of our Christmas movie month, the gang cuddled up next to a cozy fire, and watched every families favorite Christmas movie about child neglect in Home Alone! Preble keeps up with the tradition of having his computer explode on him, but you will hardly notice with everyone screaming over each, other and asking important questions like: Why does everyone hate Kevin so much? If old man Marley knew that he was scaring Kevin why wouldn’t he just say hello? How does Kevin not know how...

Episode 18: Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer (1964)

12/10/2018
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In week 2 of our Christmas movie month, the boys ruin the Christmas special that you grew up loving: Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer. You may have read a few liberal Facebook and blog posts about this famous TV special recently, but if you have listened to this show before, you will not be surprised to hear that the gang going way over the top and covering things ranging from homophobia, the Holocaust, the 1964 Civil Rights Act, and self-mutilation; t’s everything you ever wanted in a...

Duration:01:09:06

Episode 17: Die Hard (1988)

12/5/2018
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The boys are opening up their presents early with the first Christmas movie of the month: 1988’s DIE HAARRDD….and yes, this is a Christmas movie. Don’t you worry; the boys will explain why. Lots to discuss in this episode including: What kind of company holds a Christmas Party on Christmas Eve? What was better the McClain Christmas note on Tony or Hans reading it out loud? Who hired the police emergency line staff? Why didn’t anyone hear all the gunfire on top of the building, and are...

Duration:01:52:03

Episode 16: Batman and Robin (1997)

11/28/2018
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We wrap up our “Episode of Thanks” month with the movie that destroyed the Batman franchise in: Batman and Robin from 1997. Boy what a stinker this thing was, and the boys have a lot to cover, including….just the first 10 minutes of this movie in general…and...there's...there's just so much garbage happing that we can’t even get into it here, but we will in the episode, don't you worry about that, so how bout you just download the ep and hear it for yourself. If you want to be part of...

Duration:01:51:22

Episode 15 Rocky IV (1985)

11/20/2018
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On this week’s “Episode of Thanks” Mr. Preble selected the most 80’s of all 80’s movies: 1985’s Rocky IV. Derek wasn’t able to make it in, but that’s okay because the rest of the guys make up for his loss with enough offensive Italian and brain damage jokes that you would think he was actually there. Also, Tim forgets to press record for the first 5 mins of the show, so brace yourself for a Episode 1: Jurassic Park flashback. There are lots of flashbacks and montages in this bad...

Duration:01:27:15

Episode 15: Rocky IV (1985)

11/20/2018
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On this week’s “Episode of Thanks” Mr. Preble selected the most 80’s of all 80’s movies: 1985’s Rocky IV. Derek wasn’t able to make it in, but that’s okay because the rest of the guys make up for his loss with enough offensive Italian and brain damage jokes that you would think he was actually there. Also, Tim forgets to press record for the first 5 mins of the show, so brace yourself for a Episode 1: Jurassic Park flashback. There are lots of flashbacks and montages in this bad boy; it...

Episode 14: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)

11/15/2018
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On this week’s episode, the boys climb into the dirty Dinkins NYC sewers in 1990’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. The boys can’t comprehend a platonic friendship between April and the turtles, so of course they are going to push it a bit too far. They also do talk about the movie, including: why does Shredder have a ninja gang that only consists of white teenagers, and if they are so organized why are they only doing petty theft? Is Casey Jones a Central Park serial killer? Also, he never...

Episode 13: Under Siege

11/6/2018
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On this week’s episode, we are going back to stupid town with 1992’s Under Siege staring Russia’s BFF Steven Seagal, Tommy Lee Jones, and America’s sweetheart, Gary Busey. Whoohh boy - there’s a lot to cover in this episode including, but not limited to: Where did these henchmen learn how to shoot? How did the playmate not hear or notice all these people getting shot? And speaking of this playmate, how many women were #metoo’d by Seagal in the casting of this movie? Also, the last hour of...

Episode 12: Hocus Pocus (1993)

10/28/2018
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For our final Halloween movie of the month, the boys take a drive to Salem, Mass for the 25th anniversary of Hocus Pocus. Don’t worry, ladies; this episode isn’t half as offensive as Dirty Dancing; the Red Sox fatigue is evident in this one. Some of the heavy hitting questions include: Is Max actually a serial killer? Is his little sister, Dani, a virgin, and if so, what eight-year-old talks like she does? Maybe she learned it from the #metoo bus driver? Why are the kids so casual with this...

Episode 11: Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982)

10/21/2018
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In week 4 of our Halloween movie month the boys decided to stay super relevant with the 2018 Halloween hype and discuss the only movie in the 11 film franchise that doesn’t involve Michael Myers, 1982’s Halloween III: Season of the Witch. There’s no need to watch this movie ahead of time because the boys did, and they still have no idea of what really happened. So join in on their confusion, and scratch your head along with the guys as they ask: How can “The largest Halloween mask company...

Duration:01:24:52

Episode 10: Halloween (1978)

10/16/2018
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Just in time for the new Halloween film release, the boys venture to 1978 to visit Hattonfield, Illinois to answer questions like: How many people live in this town? Why doesn’t anyone notice this stolen car with a masked man driving all over town and hanging around the school all day? The boys even have some smart things to say, abiet briefly, about the psychological and primitive motives of Michael Myers, but they quickly revert back to acting like children by making fun of fat people at...

Duration:01:47:13

Episode 9: The Bride of Chucky (1998)

10/8/2018
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In week 2 of Halloween month, the insightful one of the show, Mike Preble, was not able to make it in, so instead, you will be subjected to the bumbling, almost incoherent ramblings of 3 idiots trying to talk about the dumbest movie they have done thus far: The Bride of Chucky. Cringe along with Max, Derek, and Tim as they uncomfortably try to understand Alexis Arquett’s character, Max’s inability to correctly say pentagram or Jennifer Tilly, and Paco chase to break the all time high BAC...

Duration:01:16:08

Episode 8: Child's Play (1988)

10/1/2018
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Now with 10% new audio! We had some technical difficulties but late is better than neve, so if you already downloaded this prior to 10/3 feel free to redownload. The boys kick off a month and mouthful of Halloween favorites with the first Chucky film, 1988’s Childs Play. Tim is all about Chris Sarandon’s sweater, and we are all about this movie including, but not limited to: Andy’s poor job of making breakfast, the genius who named the Chucky dolls “Good Guys,” and the looming mystery: how...

Duration:01:27:22

Episode 7: Ghost

9/26/2018
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And so....the end is near....as we face... the final movie in Swayze September with 1990’s Ghost. In this episode the boys are talking all about Ghost and only Ghost, because this podcast is all about staying on topic, no talkin’ Sox, the Red Sox bullpen, Kevin Bacon, the 1990 New York Yankees bullpen, Mayor Dinkins, or the Catholic Church scandals in this podcast….just the movie Ghost and nothing else. With that in mind we do cover some heavy hitting questions such as: the interesting...

Duration:01:38:16

Episode 6: Red Dawn

9/17/2018
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In week 3 of Swayze September the boys do their best to make their Red Dawn episode a 100 minute CNBC vs Fox News hot take. There's a lot of heavy pressing questions, with the most important being: Is this a flawless movie, or a steaming pile of garbage? Only one way to find out.. Some other topics include Tim's blood thirst for Dave Dombrowski, making sure we give due respect to Mrs McFly, and can you emasculate a woman? Also, how can the Soviets defeat the entire US military so easily...

Duration:01:33:18

Episode 5: Road House

9/11/2018
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In week 2 of our Swayze September the boys head to Jasper Missouri and get rowdy with Dalton, the Double Duce, and Sam Elliot’s hair in ROAD HOUSE. This episode is Mantown USA, no girls allowed, and they will not stop yelling about this movie until Preble’s microphone explodes. A few topics that they cover include: How is this bar in business, and how are people driving home after a night of heavy drinking with massive head trauma? Are all the people of Jasper actually babies in adult...

Duration:01:26:44

Episode 4: Dirty Dancing

9/4/2018
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We kick off Swayze September with the 1987 classic Dirty Dancing. The guys don't have a whole lot of criticism with this one, but pro choice and pro life supporters may think differently...YIKES! We also started an instagram page so follow us at TDbackrow_pod, and also write in to our mailbag at TDbackrow@gmail.com

Duration:01:01:17