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Episode 18- Why do Mormons Hate Coffee

We are taking a quick break from Drunk Book of Mormon Stories. Today I am trying to understand why Mormon’s hate coffee so much. This is taken from an April 2007 General Conference talk, Relief Society President Julie Beck. The original video can be found here: Got to give credit to Thinker of Thoughts for this. This episode is brought to you by Have a Temple garment fetish? Want to see your hot girl friend, wife,...


Episode 17- 1 Nephi Chapter 17- 22- Drunk Book of Mormon Stories

Tonight we finish will 1 Nephi. Holy shit this is truely an accomplishment. I really didn’t think we would get this far. But we did. Nephi builds a fucking boat and they finally get to America. Way to go Nephi! Nephi FTW! This episode brought to you by the new Utah BAC law of .05%. Please don’t drink mouth wash and drive.


Episode 16- 1 Nephi Chapter 13- 16- Drunk Book of Mormon Stories

Holy shit. These are getting hard to do for so many reasons that I would rather not get into. But here we go. Episode 16. Nephi is having his fucking acid trip with Angel Fire balls while in a desert. If this isn’t a Burning Man story, I don’t know what is. A church of whores, visions in the desert, and eating meat. By the way. Want to hear some awesome modern folk? Look up Dan Bern, Thanks to Carrie in Rhode Island for the introduction.


Episode 15- 1 Nephi Chapter 10- 12 - Drunk Book of Mormon Stories

After a nice holiday break, we are back with Drunk Book of Mormon Stories. Today’s drink is vodka and lemonade, also known as a lemon drop. Nephi wants to know the interpretation of Lehi’s dream, gets drug up to the top of a mountain by some spirt and makes prophecies about Jesus 600 years before his birth and brought to light 1800 years after his death. Its a miricle!!!


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